C-Celeb th-thread f-for kind gentlemen and late n-night

need a solid fap

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>>730995399

>>730995714
those are damned near daddario-level crazy eyes

>>730995867
hnng

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>tfw will never gargle a mouthful of AG's warm, spicy diarrhea while she giggles and pees on me

>>730995954
You can gargle mine and pretend it's hers.

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>>730995954
That belly is practically screaming 'Tickle Me'

>>730996545
Nah, but I'll hack pieces of you off, cook it on a grill and eat it while you watch.

>>730996667
As long as you eat my dick first. I want to see you down it all at once.

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>tfw will never be walked around with her on a leash with a tube running from her asshole to a mask on my face breathing nothing but her farts

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Topless girl in Milana's feed? Don't know who she is...

>>730996846
deal

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I want her excrement to be my only nourishment.

>>730997039
Ooo baby, back that up over here mami.

>>730997039
Wow.
Don't do drugs, ladies.
Well, except for the occasional rohypnol, anyway.

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I want my stomach to be regularly filled with her feces everyday. Every time she needs to empty her bladder her void her bowels I want to be there to devour it.

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>>730995673

>>730997485
>>730997177
I've never understood the scat fetish, shit is disgusting, no matter how perfect and sexy the body it came from

>>730997740
hnng

>>730997734
get rid of the lisa loeb glasses and she is 13/10

>>730998006
idkwts
Ick?

>>730997995
the glasses are WHY she is 13/10!

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>>730998006
Rosamund Pike

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>>730997742
Eh, fetishes aren't meant to be understood. The mental illness probably doesn't help me either.

All I know is I want to blast a load deep inside of her while I choke/chew on a mouthful of her shit while she watches me and slowly drools out of her mouth into my shit filled mouth.

>>730998172
no. it's the tight bod, perky tits, lack of lard-assiness, lips, nose, and lack of adams apple.

The glasses are literally retarded. Probably not even prescription.

>>730998457
read her bio. shes blind as hell without glasses.
typical /b/ post...durrr shes retarded durrrr

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>>730997742

>>730998325
Fair enough, I like some weird shit too

>>730998660
>read her bio
Why?
I don't even know wtf she is, nor do I care.
She's quite the specimen, though.

I don't buy your explanation, though. For whatever that's worth.

Strong prescriptions would distort the face behind them. Those are hipster glasses. Pure and simple.

>>730995399
heh....
tilt my head down so that the brim of my fedora casts a mysterious shadow on my face
You sure about that?
before the poor fool can answer, I leap 13 feet into the air
somersault over the clueless creature as I unsheath my katana
deliver one fatal swipe of my masterwork blade with a satisfying, split second *swish*
land in a mysterious crouching pose, my face still shaded mystically
assailant collapses in two halves
HEH.....Guess you were only half sure
put my katana back in its scabbard
twirl and make my cape wave in the wind to formally conclude the engagement
....See ya....wouldn't wanna be ya.....HEH
walk off mysteriously into the shadows

>>730998325
Then she can push my load out of her cunt into the garbage while she giggles and tells me my cum belongs there instead of in her tight little perfect bod. If I haven't finished chewing and swallowing her shit by then she can squat and piss onto the shit in my mouth while my cock stiffens back up.

Basically do this in an endless loop until I die or my dick stops working.

>>730995399
fuck off, stutterfag

>>730998660
Just cause she wears glasses doesn't mean she isn't retarded?

>>730999093
Moar!!!

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>>730999345
You got it dude

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Tbh I would be perfectly content dying while choking on her shit/drowning in her piss.

In fact I would love to swim in a septic tank filled with nothing but her waste until I got tired and drowned in it like a sim.

>>730999526
this titties are kind of nice

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Legs too anon yum

>>730999542
What if I looked EXACTLY like Ariana except I still had my dick and I wanted to shit on your face and piss in your ears and butt. Would you be okat with that?

>>730996854
>>730997177
>>730999542
dont stop bud

>>730999774
remove the shit and piss part and im in

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anyone got Noods?

>>730999906
gross no

>>730999906
low key i fapped hard to this

>>730999906
unfortunately not anon

>not having a fellow anon to get lewd with on rabb.it

>>730999681
not kidding about those legs ; )

>>730999774
Eh, the piss thing maybe. You'd better be goddamned convincing. I only eat straight up female shit though.

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>>731000295
il contribute

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precious looking baby is all dolled up
but after the fun filled show has ended she takes such a dirty smelly dump! What a poopy mess!

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fap happy

>>730998543

Who dis?

>>731000674
man those things are nice

>>731000471
>>731000363
>>731000187
>>731000030
>>730999902
>>730999727
>>730999562
>>730999437

are there nudes of this chick?
I hope she's in the fappening 3

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That shiny little tanned ass hovering over my face. Her spreading her little cheeks apart, and the smell of her insides filling my nose. A couple little farts peeping out and filling my nostrils. Her shit slowly crowning out of her hole, making that stretching sound as it opens up. Her piss slowly drizzling out of her cunt and running down to her butthole and off of the shit growing larger out of her ass and dripping into my mouth. Then the shit finally coming to its end and dropping into my mouth, half full already of her piss.

Would probably cum the second the smell of her asshole hit my nose though. Then immediately harden back up for my dinner.

>>731000877

Don't know of any nudes. We can only hope for the future.

She's hot as a firecracker, ain't she!

>>731000328
blacked

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wanna titty fuck so bad

>>731000904
I'd let her sit on my face but not all the scat stuff

>>731000951
dyou have a source or a name for her?

SELENA my goddes I worship her until the day I die.

>>731000951
she sure is. I'd love to suck a fart out of her ass.

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baby uses any flower
to look girlie because
she has no breasts!

>>730995399
You're the autistic guy who spends all day creating these celeb threads and samefagging them all, right?

>>731000998
I actually want to fuck her so fucking bad

>>730997734
nice, any ellen page?

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don't you just love it when a nü-fag think he's trolling?

>>731001026

Sarah Snyder.

All the pics I posted are from her IG:

https://www.instagram.com/sarahfuckingsnyder/

>>731001063
Got a rabb.it account?

>>731001205
hnng those shoes

>>731001205
Yess

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as close to noods i could find

>>731001191
Victoria is actually getting me hard today for some odd reason

Test

>>731001232
What's that

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little baby says yes sir to only one man;
the rest must eat her poop!

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>>731000904
Then she can stand up and put her smelly, sweaty toes/feet in my mouth, pushing the shit down my throat.

Then squat down and rub my diamond hard cock tip all over her wet pussy. Then slowly squeeze it in. The whole time staring me in the eyes.

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>>731001262
>>731001265

>>731001377
Chatting site. People use it to message

>>731001280
Uuugggghhhh I wish, love to fuck that right asshole while her Rita bounce up and down

>>731001280
whoz gut noodz

>>731001404
I don't even have a foot fetish and I'd lick those babies clean

>>731001418
Wow. You into getting lewd anon?

>>731001418
those feet

>>731001430
What about Kik?

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not gay but id titty fuck

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>>731001503
yes ;)

>>731001572
Don't have one just rabb.it

>>731000371
those legs tho

>>731001749
Got a rabb.it?

>>731001786
I don't have rabb.it. But god damn the things I'd do for Selena

>>731001749
damn

>>731001846
who dis

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>>731001404
She can lean over me while she rides, rocks back and forth and wiggles around on my cock. I can feel her warm breath on my face as I am sucking on her shit in my mouth. She fills her mouth with saliva, swishes it around then slowly leaks it through her lips and into my mouth.

>>731001749
are you by any chance? A sissy?

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>>731002042

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>>731001819
Sorry anon, don't even know whats that

>>731002085
Rachel Nichols (the actress)

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>>731002042
no tits having ass

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wittle baby feels such joy
at the end of her concert!
robbing those fools of their
cash and getting them to worship me!
she so wants in secret wishes
to finish the night
taking a nice long dump
upon the stage, watch
and laugh as the crowd
scurries up to the stage floor
to be the first to eat
her brown glorious poop!

>>730996877
omg more

>>731002197
Would rail her

>not having an anon to role play with.. especially ones where anon pretends to be the celeb

>>731002197
Moar Moar Moar

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>>731002197
lol

>>731002325
Selena? ;)

>>731002197
Look at those manly hands kek

>>731000187
little prostitute posing in luxurious hotels paid by generous genlemen. so?
any evidence she's a celebrity?

>>731002435
Got a kik? Rabbit?

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31 years old

>>731002529
Would love to cum for someone over cara

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omg taut, an old man
woddled up to baby
and offered to lick her bum!
shattering forever baby's
sweet old man illusions!

>>731002403
tits or gtfo

>>731002529
>>731002581
shes sooo hot

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>>731002093
>tfw I wake up
>realize it was all a dream
>realize I will never have a stomach filled full of her shit
>cry myself back to sleep

>>731002620
stop or Michael Cera will find you

>>731002509

She's supposedly a model.

But these days, if you can get people paying attention to you via IG, or YouTube, or whatever else, then you can be considered a "celebrity".

Even if we discredit her celebrity, it doesn't change the fact that she's insanely sexy. More so than a LOT of real celebs.

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>>731002581
want see

>>731002749
any feet?

>>731002690
dude is a scrawny cuck, a fucking 6 year old could beat his ass

>>731002749
Any way to chat with you anon?

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hot mama

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>>731002812
thats ok?

Since rabb.it is being mentioned my user is: Anon378
Don't want to ruin the thread for others by getting lewd in here

>>731002617
who?

>>731002941
yeah fapping, more?

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>>731002891
best part of fucking her is not worried about getting pregnant

>>731003082
this is Michael Cera you better stop

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>>731003006

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>>730995399
What's up with the fake stutter?

Is it supposed to mean something?

>>731002530
Kik

>>731003181
fuck yes

>>731003221
>Is it supposed to mean something?
It means he's a giant cuck, it's worse than the fags who role play as taylor swift

>>731002969
Had some very hot chats with you anon. Sadly don't use rabb.it anymore :(

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>>731001994
>>731001646
>>731001280
>>731000998
>>731000674


I got instant diamonds when I saw the first pictures and have been stroking hard to Caitlyn ever since. But since I found out that he had full surgery, I haven't been able to.

I had these fantasies... Caitlyn is wearing a skin-tight dress, looking just fantastic. And I see a bulge. I'm approaching her, and it's getting bigger and bigger. She's hard for me... We embrace, and she pulls me on top of her. I can feel that rock-hard rod pressing against mine. (Bruce was a fucking gold medal decathlon athlete, you know he was fucking hung.) We're making out like crazy. I feel Caitlyn squeezing my ass while I'm groping her tits. Our cocks are rubbing together while we dry hump.

Clothes are ripped off... I push her dress up over her hips and free that magnificent cock. I get my fly undone and push it directly into her tight asshole. I give three or four deep hard strokes. Caitlyn's loving it. It doesn't last long, but we we're fucking hard... almost violently. We cum at the same time. Me, deep inside her. Her... That cock explodes in a fountain of cum. Big thick ropey wads... So goddamn fucking hot...

But, not anymore I guess... :(

>>731003349
To be a cuck, he'd need a girlfriend and I doubt that he's ever had one.

>>731003237
damn, the shadow king looks like that?!

>>731003302
you better stop before i Scott Pilfrim your ass

>>731003358
Why are the armpits so dark?

>>731003349
Or the guy who pretends to have an interest in coprophagia.

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>>731003340

>>731003549
I am diamonds

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lewl

>>731003392
fucc that was hot

>>731003549
fuuuuuuck

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>>731002970

i r photoshop expert.

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>>731003624
You ruined her.

>>731003081
I know it's a shitload of airbrushing, but goddamn those are great looking titties.

>>731003477
plz dont

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>>731003725
forgot pic

>>731003392
literally more disgusting than the scatfag

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>>731003621
love to know that

>>731003791
seriously bruce is hideous

>>731003786
I worship my Goddess

>>731003781
mhhmmm thanx anon caitlyn got me diamonds not even ashamed

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>>730996330
Here she is nude!!!

>>731003824
If you only had rabb.it. I literally edge hours and hours daily and mostly to cara. Would have needed the help

I wish I could simply touch my goddess Selena

>>731003865
agreed but cait is on another lvl

>>731003906
filename says otherwise

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>>731003884
queen Anne

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>>731003791
>>731003865

Quit being fags, you know you'd suck her dick if she still had one.

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>>731003906
(You)

>>731003781
seriously no noods?

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baby always shares a kiss
before she takes a pee!

>>731004076
hell no I gag just looking at It

>>731004152
Jesus she has a perfect 90degree angle square chin

>>731004076
i never said no

>>731004137
I'm sure they exist, but they aren't out there.

I'd only want to see pre-op ones anyway.

>>731004152
I'll kiss her then drink the piss stream straight from her pussy with my whole mouth over it. Hell, I'll suck the piss right out of her without her even pushing it out.

>>730999906
holy shit, someone actually finding this fucking beast attractive. ive seen some sick shit on /b/ but this takes the cake

>>731003907
goin to see whats that

>>731004460
up next, scat + bruce the fucking abomination

>>731004076
suck on them tits

>>731004595
I would. I'd let her be my Mommy.

>>731004462
It's basically kik. Also very easy to sign up for

>>731004460
each his own but damn there nice cant deny that

>>731004076
>quit being fags
>suck her dick
nigga what

>>731004576
did you not see those legs

>>731000371
anon was spot on with dem legs

>>730998908
fuck yes

>>731004576
And I will be there to relentlessly post about my AG scat fantasy.

>>731004729
want see you fapping

>>730999681
so cute in this pic

>>731004076
>Quit being fags, you know you'd suck her dick if she still had one.

This is either the most comically brilliant thing ever written, or the most colossally retarded thing ever written...

New thread
>>731005291
>>731005291

>>731000328
Why people keep posting her clothed when we have nudes?

>>731004460

I'd wager they are just having fun here, acting as if they'd do "her".

>>731006117
fuck out of here you dont know my fetish Traps all day