>computer laying beside me >not paying attention because

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>saving the thumbnail

what a fucking fail of a thread, kys op

oh also you could be ratted some pcs have text to speech for deaf people and shit

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>not having the updated one

>>730984324
no need to be hostile, friend. i just wanted to find out how or what happened. i tried google searching it but i couldn't find anything.

>>730985047
haha, one up-ed by a 4chan degenerate again

>>730985047
what a shit chart

>saying daddy at the bottom

there's not a man on the planet doesn't find a gasped "Daddy!" incredibly arousing.

>Mmmm, ahh ahh. Daddy it's scary!

thats normal for windows
install linux if you dont like it. dunno why it does stuff like that hmm

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>>730985309
>implying the original one made sense

>>730985309
>daddy eet hurtz

>>730985309
I don't know about the rest of you, but if someone called me daddy in bed, I would have to bail from the oedipus complex triggering.

>>730985625
I'd roleplay to see how deep her mental rabbit hole goes

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>>730985047
im checking the chart again, i made it and i forgot what the fuck GB on a trap means

>>730984151
Bro, you got a RAT from a skid.

>>730985125
Kys

>>730985999
It's either something like this, or I file this under shit that never happened.

>>730985866
Gangbang duh>>730985999

>>730985999
My apologies, you deserve no duh, fag.

56DJR-J2DIM-I0KXZ-QCSME-47EO3

>>730986466
Fuck off.

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>>730986532
>steam updating

>>730986639
>its was a real code anyway
kys

>>730986308
this happened, quit being a nigger. i just don't know WHY

>>730986768
>know yourself
woah that's deep anon

>>730984151
>tfw when some skid on Cybergate or Darkcomet is on your computer.

>>730984151
what operating system u running OP?

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OP, do not plug your phone into the computer anymore.

Do a port scan then format that shit.

Get Linux.

>Pic related
He's gonna hack your phone if you do MTP transfers

>>730984151
>never heard of anything that can do this

A RAT virus can give an attacker total control over your computer just like he's connecting with a remote desktop client.
He can see everything you do on your screen and take control just like he's on your computer, also view and webcams and microphones.
All you have to do is run the wrong exe and it calls home and becomes a part of his compromised network.

>>730987095
windows 10 anon

>>730984151
>2017
>Not using an antivirus

>>730987543
Why would anyone do this?
Also calling bs

>>730988457
you are a fucking retard, kys

>>730988457
guessing you dont know what a botnet is too

>>730988457
You dip.

You installed the RAT. It was probably disgused as brandnewmusicplayer.exe and it was actually a RAT.

Blackhats do it to rent botnets to people to DDoS.
Skids do it for slaves.

>>730988510
>not knowing computer junk
Wow I'm such a loser
>>730988584
Obviously I don't but none of it matters anyway, OP is lying

>>730985047
>No mexican sugar dancing
>No rusty ventures
>No forced singularity uploading

What are you, a queer?

>>730988673
That's illegal you shitstrain

Slaves to fuck with for lulz = Skids and some hackers

Zombies to make a strong botnet = Lucrative and blackhats do this to make $$$

I even showed you this is possible on Android phones.

Why the fuck are you not on a Linux Distro like Ubuntu or Mint anyway?

>AV didn't go off

Do you use Windows XP?

>>730988851
>not knowing of black hat hackers
wew lad anon you got a lot of catching up to do

>>730988851
Do you think they/I give a shit?

>>730988851
>Nobody ever does anything illegal

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>>730988851
>yfw I write malware

>>730989413
Oh You copy and paste codes? Cute
How's middle school going

>>730989673
Shut up, skid.

I tweaked Xenotix and made it better.

>>730989740
Massive overhaul.

>>730988510
>>730988584
>>730988673
>>730989119
>>730989185
>>730989223
>>730989413
Jesus Christ you guys are the retarded ones, get baited in 2017

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>>730989801
am i supposed to care you retard

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The uprise has begun. I regret cumming all over my iPad now.

>>730988399
unlike your bitch ass pc, mine isn't a leg quivering fag that needs protection from those shit stained, cheeto finger black hats. fuck off anon

>>730989801
How is that bait?

Skids literally do dumb shit when they RAT people like showing off and fucking with volumes and TTS.

When I ratted some fuck, I took personal information without tipping them off that they got fucking ratted.

This faggot got ratted.

I fix computers for a living. To fix it just update adobe Reader and boom fixed.

>>730990025
Calling the cops
I gotta feeling it's you who did this to my computer
And you're watching my screen
So you found my thread
And you're making a bigger fool of me by literally explaining my situation while bragging about doing the same thing
Good luck

OP, what you need to do is post

evaluation

Without "uation" and add parentheses to it, without spaces next to the four letters like these non-parentheses below

<>

>>730990402
Shut the fuck up, faggot. I'm not the skid that hacked you.

I am a greyhat trying to advise your dumbass out of this.

But, I'm sorry your dad tossed your salad, cummed your hole and juggled your jewels.

>>730990402
Why the fuck would I rat you then tell you how to unrat yourself?

That would defeat the purpose of me ratting your ass.

Did you steal your tech knowledge?

>>730990009
Are you the OP with the RAT installed, or just some other faggot?

Either way I'm lmao at your retardedness

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>>730989413

>mfw someone brags on 4chan about writing malware

>>730990402
Yeah, I ratted your mom's asshole with my dick. Those aren't moles, kid. You are a butt baby. Those dingleberries fused with you in the embryonic stage.

I should have told your ass how to give him more control over your shit.

>>730991109
Why would I brag. A billion pajeets do this everyday.

Just telling the ungrateful nigger I know what is going on.

>>730991040
op

>>730991273
Damn bro chill out, you seem pissed off over nothing

>>730991273

>tee hee, look at me, I KNOW things YOU DONT'! yfw I am more good at computer h4x than you! ~~ :-)

kill yourself

>>730990634
>>730990854
>>730991123
Go take ur medz, seriously your bipolar disorder is overlapping your autism and this thread alone is proof

Here's ur (Y00z)

>>730991509
Kill yourself

>>730991479
Just trying to help that punk faggot.

>>730991628

why would you help some newfag who got owned?

>>730991724
I hate when skids rat people for no reason.

They should be ratting feminazis or loli loving faggots

>>730985047
Haha floor tiles

>>730984151
do you have discord open?

discord has a text to speech function.

>>730991914

>I hate when skids rat people for no reason.

He got owned for a reason; he's a retard. You have to fall for some seriously dumb shit to get ratted. It's not like Ivan Ivanovich Ivanov decided to try and fuck up this particular kid. He clicked some dumb shit and is being punished for it.

>>730985047
Fucking floor tiles. It's been a while. I was almost exclusively on /pol/ since the end of 2015.

>>730992160
actually, yeah i do. but i didn't have it open when it happened

>>730992560

You should probably reinstall your O/S fam. If your computer is some kind of prefab, there should be a recovery thing on it (should show a message at bootup "press x to start recovery") Disconnect your comp from the internet, backup all your important shit, and use the recovery system to reinstall Windows.

>>730992428
this, he HAD to get baited hard by someone, like he downloaded a minecraft hack client from some random who just wanted to rat him, i remember one my friends would do this he actually got dozens, lmao

>>730992428
Bro, when I was a kid, I tried to get a mod tool for my mobile game and it was a fucking neckbeard ratting kid's computers and calling us skids because we downloaded his gay ass RAT.

>I don't play that shit

Went to Regedit,
Edited the registry files and fucked them all the way up and his permissions, got his IP from a scan, doxxed his ass, found his personal life accounts.

He later got hacked by some other faggots.

>>730992973
>Edited the registry files and fucked them all the way up and his permissions, got his IP from a scan, doxxed his ass, found his personal life accounts.
you dont know what the fuck your talking about

>>730985047
How many do you have to have in a category to belong to it?

>>730993196
I do.

I changed the RAT's regkey values.

I scrambled the values up and saved it.

Port scanned

Skid had no VPN

Then I doxxed his alias.

Found his real name and family.

>>730993250
pretty sure the consensus has always been 1

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>>730992916
everything that was on my taskbar when it happened, haven't touched anything

>>730993378
sure bub, keep larping

>>730993438
Nah, you're just baiting anon.

I know what really happened and how I handled it.

I was on XP Professional when it happened.

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>>730993408
>no ad block

>>730993559
L A R P I N G

>>730985047
Why is daddy fetish on bottom? Pretty common.
Why no tentacles?

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>>730989413
>claims to write malware
>doesnt know how to take a screenshot
Hello pajeet

>>730985625
True. Reminds me too much of fucking my daughter. God I miss her

>>730993800
>Reminds me too much of my daughter. God I miss fucking her

>>730993689
Maybe because I am on my phone on 4chan, dumbass.

Like I'm gonna get my USB cable, screenshot, transfer the screenshots to my phone, then post them.

I don't want to do that shit.

>>730994059
soooo..
>larping

>>730992973

>mod tool for my mobile game
>when I was a kid

I'll hazard the guess based on the rest of your post that you're still a kid.

Also, downloading someone's gay ass RAT does make you a skiddie.

>>730993196
>>730993378
>>730993438
>>730993626

I hate to say it, but it's within reason. I question the utility of port scanning someone with regard to doxing them, but I admittedly don't know shit about doxing. Depending on the RAT, you generally want your zombies to phone you, since most of them are gonna' be on NATted IPs behind routers. Gotta store your IP somewhere on the target so it can connect back to you. The registry is the perfect place for some shitty rat to store that information. I could see some newb stumbling through this process when dealing with some total retard skiddie.

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>>730994347

>>730994157
You're such a faggot, man.

You probably think breathing oxygen is larping.

>>730994411

screenfetch plz

>>730994394
>Implying a real RAT will be using internal IPs and WLAN.

If you grab the IP, you can add it to the dox so they get a DDoS

>>730993408
Are your speakers Bluetooth enabled?

you had discord opened? /tts (words)

Its a built in command to discord for text to speech you will hear what someone typed, but when put in chat it wont show it was tts

More than likely someone did /tts and all them cursing n shit easy.

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>>730994673

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>>730993344
My fets
Going to skip some on vanilla
Toys, gay
Exhibitionism/outdoors, voyeurism, sweat, biting, spanking
Smells, incest, hypnotism
Vore,furry, cub/shota

Is findom a fetish for domination by Finnish people?

close all windows/programs, run wireshark, identify the RAT connection

>>730992428
Does downloading cracked games of skidrow website count as a dumb shit in your list? Because if it does, Im the fucking king of this castle

>>730994785

I'm not implying anything, I'm asserting victims are commonly behind NAT and need to contact your command and control since you generally can't directly connect to people you pwn.

That image doesn't help much, though it was the least shitty one I saw after googling "reverse shell".

Fair point about booting him though.

>>730995298
Are all of you 4channers dumb?

I downloaded a rat EXE disguised as a mod tool for a mobile game on ANDROID when I didn't know shit about RATs from MEDIAFIRE

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>>730984151
maybe you picked up a radio signal or something?

>>730994832
nope. i've looked for a blue-tooth option before. but this fucking dinosaur doesn't have one

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>>730989413
>Filling in configuration parameters in script kiddie prebaked shit counts as 'writing malware'

>>730995419
Ahhh, my apologies then.

But yeah. NAT.

Mostly, people's external IPs show up.

When I saw that faggot had no VPN, I made sure I leaked his IP.

>>730995542
>4channers
Yeah buddy, once in a while the whole tribe of the 4channers gather around a fire deep in the woods to lick each other assholes and sing about niggers, jews and Hitler.

>>730996034
You literally took that serious?

Wow.

>>730996184
Poe's law

>>730996107
This place isn't really my scene.

/baphomet/ is getting raided too much and GroundZero is down.

>>730996290
You don't like to lick assholes anon?

>>730996360
Not trap/dudes assholes.

>>730996360
Prefer mine licked tbh

>>730995093
i sent a message to my friend with the command, but i didnt hear it. is it something that only he'll be able to hear? also, would i have to open the app in order for the voice command to activate?

You can not even post a dox without getting banned here.

It's ridiculous.

You can't even post a phone number or account link.

>>730996425
>traps/dudes
So just dudes then... a trap is a dude

>>730996456
>>730996425
See? We almost have a new camp gathering here. A few more and we all can lick each others assholes in a glorious human centipede. Hitler would be proud.

>>730996595
I'll eat a girl's ass. Some punk bitch with blue hair. All day and all night.

>>730995196
>>730996073

How's weakerthan working for you? I'm a Kali guy, but I like weatherthan's stock riced out look.

>>730996789
I love WT6.

It has the music thing and Lynx as the primary browser.

Browser image cache isn't a problem and the VM is light on RAM so no lagging.

On top of that, this is a live USB so that's even better.

>>730996290
If you didn't sage tell us wtf is this bafomet shit. How can a brain dead fucking faggot as me start learning some shit about programing without doing those dumbass courses?

>>730997058
/baphomet/ is a board on a chan.

Not this chan.

Wordfilters prevent identification of it

But it is 8 c h a n.

>>730997058
I started with Web Design for Dummies then Linux Commands and Python

>>730997058
network with people, they tell you shit, you build and learn of that, thats how one of my "friends" as worked up to his why now, managing servers, and writing code from home at 18 making 3k a month

>>730985047
Face sitting is in the same place as being apedo!!! Why!!!!

>>730997462
not saying dont use other sources, of course you will need to, just saying networking with people who know thier shit will make it a bit easier

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>>730997058

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I can't really compare /b/ to /baphomet/

You'd have to see for yourself.

They mean business though.

>>730995987
Post more

>>730986768
Are you the same kid who keeps saying kys if this thread? If so then please kill your self

>>730997992
kys my dude

>>730997844
Will do.
>>730997644
>>730997462
>>730997251
>>730997365
Godspeed anons. May Hitler bless our souls.

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>>730984151

>>730997058

Depends on what you're interested in. I went to college for some of my skills, but I can second >>730997644 .

>>730997844

Baph was weaksauce gamergate oriented trash last I checked. But it's been a while, have things changed?

God rest /i/'s soul.

>>730997992

I threw out a kys earlier because I like to start fights, but I can't complain about our discussion.

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>>730986377
Sheladies gangbanging another shemale is normie as fuck tbh

>>730998508
They have become less Gamergate and more darknet 1337 h4x oriented.

More serious.

>>730988457
get personal info, maybe to blackmail, or steal. If you are poor than just enjoy be a part of a botnet

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Had to block the guy's address

/b/ does occasional FB, Twitch, and text raids.

/baph/ just does this shit.

>>730999227

Does anyone actually use armitage? Is msfconsole really that hard for people to use?

>>730999227
incase someone is stupid, a lot of people on /baph/ dox and send people pizza, porn dvds, etc with stolen credit cards from the darker webs

>>730993408
a photo of a computer screen, are you 60 ?

>>730999755
I used it a few times because I was fucking lazy.

msfconsole is best though.