Waifu claiming thread: Misaki's Bed Time Edition
Previous: >>730978704
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu and converse with others
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus harshly
>discuss fun and light topics like politics and abortion
>post fitting, non-sexualised content
>most important: Go to church you degenerates
https://youtu.be/U44m3ntjWBk
Still here
>>730980549
>>730980644
>>730980599
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Opps
>>730980901
It's the same picture and text each time.
Still here
Anticipating Cancer.
>>730980779
>>730981295
>>730981241
What's up?
賢狼ホロはいびきをかかぬ!
>>730980905
Yuiko chan
>>730981132
Mai chan
>>730981076
It's usually a different song or album, unless I forget to switch it up
>>730981601
Kona-chan
I have returned.
>>730981505
About to shower. Yourself? >>730981818
Welcome back
Claiming my darling vampire wife, Takanashi Hikari.
Makoto is my waifu for lifeu
>>730981925
Doing nothing, really.
>>730981601
>>730980549
Cuck
>>730982131
What could you be doing?
>>730982343
Pic
>>730982343
I dunno, going outside, maybe walking the dogs.
>>730982587
Do it if you feel bored
Hello
>>730982365
>his waifu is a Naruto
>>730982160
I feel used
>>730981707
Have you listened to Youth of America? It's by Wiper, I listened to it the other day, I think it's a lot better than Is This Real?
>>730981578
Hello!
>>730982669
Well it's getting late and I feel tired.
Shit bake
Claiming this handsome little number.
>>730980549
Your gov and isp are spying on your internet activity http://www.vpnprogram.com
>>730983099
~OwO~
What's this~?
>>730983099
>>730982985
OH BOY, HERE WE GO.
>>730983175
Sup
>>730982951
Yo
>>730982808
I like the song, but haven't listened to the whole album.
>>730981925
Indeed.
>>730983175
*glomps your abandomnent issues*
>>730982913
Then rest I guess
>>730983483
That means you listened to 1/3 of the album uwu
>>730983027
woof woof
>>730983265
If I told you would you sit on it?
>>730983581
Jack, please.
You glomp like my father.
>>730983576
What do you like about her?
>reciprocating furfags and ostracized avatarfags
Welcome to the fucking /hugbox/
>>730983630
You must be new to Doggoneese.
It's a good start, but the second 'o' should be stressed harder if you want to say hello.
Otherwise you're just saying gibberish.
>>730983649
An equine is fine too
You are literally and exclusively acknowledging us in that meme text.
I can't take this kind of attention.
>>730983840
Cover yourself up.
Your rampant homosexuality is showing.
>>730983423
yop
>>730983581
Damn that image is small.
>>730983630
I would listen to the rest of it, but I'm listening to this right now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSY1tyuR3WQ
>>730983674
She's an autistic tease.
>>730983927
Fine then
>>730983938
Oh shit it actually is.
>>730984185
Wear the dress I got you.
Daddy wants to see his investment.
>>730983892
>>730983892
awooo what's this?
Dooble doo die
>>730983605
I'm good.
>>730983649
On what, exactly?
>>730983840
>coughs
brony
>coughs
>>730984185
Exactly.
>>730984083
Teases are always nice.
>>730984335
A U T I S M
>>730984480
The thing that is up.
>>730983997
you and miku are weirdos :o
>>730984335
-_-
>>730984718
There's good music from Japan
>>730984480
No such thing
>>730984293
I especially like the skull around the chest
>>730984550
I have it
>>730984718
:o
>>730984529
Yes indeed.
>>730984295
hello yukki
>>730984314
don't know
>>730985022
Why did she break her guitar? :o
>>730984869
Sorry, I should have said weeaboos -_-
Any plans for the weekend?
>>730984913
It's a real skull to.
Kid wouldn't stop screaming until it was out.
The sexual thrill of the kill was intense.
>>730985190
She's replacing the strings you dingi
>>730985190
You're a weeaboo uwu
No
>>730982830
Hello Your Highness - Sama! How's you today?
Working on this with a crappy keyboard
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0gfFy0Ychds
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>>730985318
I still don't get this image
I thought you were popular than this mugi chan
>>730985295
Why do they need to be replaced? I don't play guitar -_-
https://youtu.be/G-QAhsbQYmE
>>730985022
She's not very bright.
>>730985318
nice legs
>>730985196
Was it an orphan tho? Only orphan skulls do the trick. It needs to have a significant edge or else it won't fit.
>>730985066
What's up?
>>730985673
A virgin too.
>>730984563
Which is?
>benis
>>730984913
I'm pretty sure bronies are a thing.
>>730985046
Would snuggle very close with
If I sacrifice a virgin and drink their blood, but fuck the corps after, does the blood sacrifice null out or am I still good?
>>730985783
Magnum dong.
>>730985698
oh nice image but she already has cute ears
nothing much just watching some streams
how about you ?
>>730985852
but I'm not gay like fox is
>>730985795
>snuggle
Snug? Me?
>>730985783
They made the image for whatever reason but we were not buddies I'll assure you. Just posted it for the running gag.
>>730985752
>virgin orphan child
Wherever you found such thing? Exquisite!
>>730985557
It's a good image
I'm not
>>730985611
Thanks
>>730986070
You don't have to be.
My uncle wasn't.
>>730986112
Maternity ward.
>>730986043
Playing Portal 2 coop with a friend
>>730986112
The running gag of what? The brony fandom?
>>730986203
But then how can I sit on your dong if 20$ aren't involved?
>>730986313
>throwing up
>implying this is good
fuuuuck no
>>730985557
They get out of tune
>>730985604
That's fine, I love her nonetheless
Stupid clover not updating :<
>>730986449
I'll pay after I see the work.
>>730986185
I didn't say it wasn't uwu
I just don't get the little girl there
Do you have many school friends? :o
>>730986501
Tune them -_-
>>730986449
It's not vomit, it's saliva.
The whole series centers around MC-kun's relationship with Urabe and their bond of drool.
>>730986070
Uh sure
>>730986539
Sometimes they stretch out too much and you can't
>>730986449
It's just drool, anon-kun. She's happy.
>>730986303
fun game lots of silly things to do
>>730986539
hello konata
>>730986539
I was just saying that it was a good image, I don't understand why that girl is in the corner either
I do but most of them go to a different school than I do now
>>730985381
I like the song but yeah I can tell that keyboard isn't the greatest
As for he I am, I just got back from Golfland/Sunsplash trip with the band so that was fun. However my laptop has an issue with Windows so I had to take it to the shop, could also be a hard drive issue
https://youtu.be/a6BbvCC0VI0
>>730986635
Guitars are weird and I immediately lose respect for anyone that plays them -_-
>>730986719
Hello <3
How are you?
>>730987015
You should photoshop things into her binoculars :o
did you transfer schools? :c
>>730986621
And also she has scissors.
Ok, I officially have no idea where I'm going in the ringed city
>>730987279
I don't play them, keyboards are better.
>>730987279
I don't think I'm ready to do that yet
We just ended up not going to the same high school
>>730987335
Yes, also her weapon of choice is indeed scissors.
She is very quick and agile with her chose weapon, and is not afraid to use it when she feels threatened.
Not gonna lie, I figured she was being abused at home.
>>730986534
That's a very persuasive offer, sir. How much?
>>730986621
>>730986627
Same guy?
>>730986621
>>730986686
Still pretty gross.
>>730986627
>sure
You'd do that just for me?
>>730987046
>"That's badass."
>8:05
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yGyjyBgyugw&t=1s
>>730987335
good taste anon
>>730986719
So many great puzzles, it's so good
>>730987686
Nope. And swapping spit with a girl should be on your "to do" list.
>>730987686
Nope. But other tomo was right. I dont really have a problem with it
>>730987526
I like to think her entire family are assassins and she was trained out of tradition rather than to become one herself since she's living a "normal" life.
>>730987040
https://youtu.be/1vcVmGb_ff4
>>730987686
The whole OST is badass
>>730987279
doing good so far weird day
how about you ?
>>730987752
it is , have you tried any of the workshop maps ?
>>730987945
I think you would embarrass her with a grandiose history like that.
Isn't she just triggered by being grabbed from behind? Abuse seems a bit more reasonable for an irrational or otherwise misunderstood behavior.
>>730988111
Why was it weird? My day has been good, just downloading some music atm
>>730987462
Why don't you claim Mugi? -_-
>>730987486
I think you are :o
:(
>>730987762
It is, I'm just not a big fan of it's appearance outside the mouth.
>>730987860
To each their own I guess.
>>730988089
I've heard some of it before, I like it very much.
Where's the wolf guy?
>>730984335
Hey Yui how are you? have you had finals yet?
>>730988364
Because I fit better with Yui
And believe it or not I value my feelings for Yui.
>>730988449
Uh yeah.
>>730988449
I love spit on my dick. It's all warm and slippery. Feels good man.
>>730988248
I doubt the abuse thing. She gets triggered by physical advances because she's a self admitted pervert. I think she's afraid she'll jump MC-kun with her sexual instincts if he does this too long.
>>730988111
>checked
A few of them, this is the first time I've played the game in a long time
>>730988639
Hmm.
>I'm protecting you from my sexual advances because I'm a pervert
>Can you not?
>No.
Purity has its faults.
>>730988570
Lewd
>>730988559
Yeah what? About what I said about spit?
>>730988570
I'd imagine so.
Still waiting for Wolf.
>>730988364
I'm not
>>730988902
It's true tho. Spit is naturally warm from resting in your mouth. Everyone has warm spit. And it's not just water. It has mucus and enzymes for digestion. That's what makes it so slippery. It's amazing.
>>730988950
Try it.
>>730988449
It made me buy the game and then regret having shit internet to download it.
>>730988950
Yes.
>>730989123
I know. Warm is nice. I want warmth.
>>730988364
weird nightmare and started out cold but got really hot
do you buy the discs if you like it ?
>>730988656
I can't remember the last time I played it but the other guy was on ps3 , that cross platform thing
>>730989051
Have miku teach you then :o
>>730988497
poor bradley :(
>>730989258
If I had money, I used to buy CDs in middle school
Good. Evening all
>>730988860
Cute
>>730988656
Tfw thought you were naked
>>730988497
(You)ee
>>730987945
Who is this?
Hello everyone
>juvia claimed
>>730989123
But first I need to talk to girls, Anon.
>>730989212
K then.
Wolf senpai pls, I need the 20$!
Ah yes, the old-fashioned Winner-patented
Claim n' Leave™
>Watch it in action
>>730989258
You could cross platform with the game?
>>730989357
Nope, it's a nighty
>>730989552
Hello there frend.
>>730989552
hi
>>730989596
lame
>>730988089
Seen it
>>730988860
She also wants their first kiss and sex time to be special.
>>730989357
Urabe Mikoto
https://musicguy.dk
>>730989560
You could always spit on your own dick. I won't tell anyone.
>MFW you need to fight two bosses
>I beat them slowly and methodically
>MFW there's a second phase
>>730989552
Dumb nia
I don't care what your theme this will always be my waifu
>>730989707
Demon Prince?
>>730989323
Ok
https://damacha.bandcamp.com/album/excellent-tea
>>730989323
sounds like that was a long time ago , I used to buy cassettes when I was a kid only bought about 2-3 cds later on , none now.
>>730989617
yes he was on ps3 and I was on pc
some games have that crossplat thingy
>>730989698
Not sure, is it as satisfying?
>>730989802
Has brand tribalism gone too far?
>>730989698
Do you do that?
>>730989805
It took a few tries, but I managed to kill them
The second one had a slow dramatic death, and I had one Sunny D left
It was at that moment I knew I was fucked
>>730990004
I never had a cassette that must be super old :o
>>730989954
Stop plugging your mixtape
>>730989686
How annoyingly cute.
>>730989552
Greetings, I have also claimed my special 2D someone recently.
>>730990077
You're so easy.
>>730990102
Of course not.
>>730990164
I found it on /mu/ in a sharethread just now uwu
>>730989625
Hello anon
>>730989634
Hello tomo. How are you?
>>730989762
Thank you
>>730989686
Hello urami chan
>>730989617
I noticed
>>730989552
Hey baby
>>730990289
I need to go on one of those later. I just found a download I was searching forever for, but it's not adding to itunes :(
>>730990256
Dont you like it though?
>>730990384
Sitting. Reading things. Nothing important.
Tomo
>>730990164
not that old for me
>>730989323
Bradley is more important to me
But that doesn't mean Yui is meaningless to me.
Nor is she just an avatar.
>>730990256
How so? I'm just asking.
>>730990384
Whatcha doin'?
-Noodle
>>730990505
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>>730982693
Ino a bad bitch fuck you mean?
>>730990701
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>>730980549
https://youtu.be/6Wyyc71OPRY