How do you guys hook up? I haven't been laid in 6 months

i buy bitches from saudi abra-that one muslim country

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I have tried Tinder and Badoo, but it ain't working for me. Girls just say they are looking for relationships or I get spam bots on those things.

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Like, for the guys that are sucessful, what do you do? What do you say? How do you approach them?

>>730979155
POF might be a place to look, play the long game when chatting, and make sure you mention you are not looking for something long term.

MILFs are good for that

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>>730979907
22 year old, not sure if they are into younger guys

>>730979155
We're all virgins here. Move along.

>>730980008
then tell them you are into older women.

you may need to lie about your age and not put a face pic to escape the filter though

>>730979155
Try having anal with your mom. No condom creampie style.

>>730980008
Looks like a man with a pair of tits.

>>730980556
dude, if he's railing his mom, it has to be pussy half the time. the only thing that beats a pregnant girl making you breakfast and being lewd, is if it is your mom

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Sigh, fine, anyone have any hot greentext stories?

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>>730981093
the other thing that you could do is ask your friends group for advice on who needs some love. you are not the only person who has needs, and girls do too

Same bro. 6 months for me too. Trying tinder but I dont care to make small talk, dont wanna put effort in after my slutty ex. Sucks .

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>>730981324
I don't have friends man. They all moved on.

>>730981776
Kinda one of the reasons why I am using it. I want to get my ex off my head, its fucking difficult.

>>730981987
anon hug man. sorry my advice does not help.

and no lewd greentexts...though would a porn drive help?

>>730980556
3edgy5me

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>>730982162
Nah not really. I find erotic writing more stimulating than what I find on /gif/ nowadays

>>730979155
>>730979470
22 yo here. I usually approach girls at bars. Most of the time it's as simple as just saying hey and smiling while waiting for a drink. If the conversation doesnt go anywhere, move on.

>>730982477
how about diary entries from a smut game that i was working on?

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>>730982636
Never done bar stuff, I ain't a fan of drinking. That and I am shy in such enviroment

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>>730982742
Nah its cool, I think I just made myself sad

>>730982793
you do not have to finish the entire thing. Or just get an ice tea. just get them talking

Same here with beer for me.

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Yeah, I am just gonna go now. Thanks anyway though.

40 yearoldfag here.
I just straight up ask girls if they want to hang out, or come over for drinks at like 9pm. I usually talk to them a while first and I make it clear I find them attractive.
I get shot down 50% of the time. Get to full on sex about 10% of the time.
When I don't feel like putting in even a little effort, I get an escort. It's easy to find a cute girl to duck for about $200.

>>730983293
Not op but how do you get an escort? Wanna try Backpage but most of those seem to be fake

>>730983517
Back page is compromised now. I heard they've been doing a lot of sting operations since the escort section got banned. Obviously the posts moved to the dating section.

Sucks too, I wouldn't mind getting a chick off BP. Few people I know ordered one last year, some Asian girl. I think only 2 of the guys fucked her together.

>>730982793
sauce?

>>730979155
6 months? that's it? try 6 years dude lol I want to kill myself

>>730981538

kinda looks like Cobie Smulders

Lewd hookup story shitty green though.
>Get home after a long road trip to find a cute hippy trimming my herb.
>Try my austistic hardest to chat and still get work done outside.
>One evening we were walking outside and I came across a huge earthworm so I grabbed it to put in the greenhouse.
>Set it down in a pot and gave her a tour Of the tropics.
>Here, lay down on the soil and look up through the leaves.
>Lay there for a bit super peaceful
>She gets up and says some shit about being gone too long that people will think!
>Think what?
Go back outside, sun has set.
Oh I guess it's dinner time
>She goes inside to cook something and I go back in to harvest some veggies and grab some flowers. - marigolds.
>Go inside, eat, somehow talk, and then next thing I knew it was bed time.
>She took the couch I slept on my foam roll.
>20mins later she was snuggling my dead fish Rigamortis of anxiety stricken body.
>Turns out she thought it was cute that I saved the worm and ate the marrigolds. And rewarded me with a fairly wet dryhump.
Pretty sure she bruised my pelvis.
>Orgasimed a couple times then climbed off.
>Oh you weren't done yet?
>uh no
> can you finish yourself up?
> nah I don't masturbate anymore
>thought I was Lieing
Snuggled me for a bit then I spent the rest of the night having to turn on a sub pump every 2 hrs to keep the garage from flooding during a huge storm.

Next day I got to experience what blueballs is. And furthest I got was a meh handjob followed by just the tip for like 2 seconds before she flipped out about some non existent managerial power over her.
> even blue-er balls
Fucked the so called homie the next night.

And that's how I lost my virginity...
The following hookups were a drunk chick in my car and 2 hookers to conclude I have very little interest in the drama associated with sex.

>>730979155
Just pay to fuck a whore.

I can't figure it out either anon. I can't get myself looking fine, dress well, all that shit and go out try real hard but not score. Then I can be standing on street corner picking my nose and a girl picks me up without any effort on my part.

> be me last week, walking around downtown
> notice a decent looking girl up ahead, can't see her face but legs are fucking amazing
> waiting at the lights
> tap on shoulder 'excuse me anon (English accent) but can you tell me where my hotel is?'
> I'm polite and tell her but she doesn't seem to understand directions or how left and right work
> I'm going in that direction anyway so in my best non rapey way tell her I'm walk her some of the way
> good conversation during walk, I tell her she looks and sounds like scary spice, she laughs and says she's from the same area
> getting along fine, she says she loves my country has seen lots of hot guys but not really talked to any of them yet
> get close to where we are gonna go separate ways
> at crosswalk I put hand on her shoulder, point ahead and tell her 'just up there walk another block'
> she's like 'sorry, where? I dont have my glasses'
> she seemed to not mind my hand on her so I say to myself fuck it 'no problems, I'll take you there'
> walk her to her hotel she says ill check in but do you wanna get a drink in the bar next door?
> sure!
> an hour later I'm up in her room sharing a bath with her

I still think what if I had been 1 minute earlier or later? What if I went a different route? All I can say is be ready because you never know where your next hook up is coming from. You might be banging a chick in an hours time that you've never met before

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Fuck man I'm on a three day nofap streak and these posts are killing me

>>730979155
>asking /b/ how they hook up

Wow you are desperate

>>730979366
how much?

>>730979155

Prostitutes.

I have a very low sex drive. $250 once every 3 months does it for me.

>>730979367
Dont be honest bro. They say that, and they probs mean it, but they'll still fuck after like 1 decent date.

Just get to know them. Make an effort. Fuck. Fuck some more. See where it goes.

Otherwise unless you're hot as fuck, just go to the prostitutes.

>>730986429
>>730985973
How do you find one though?

>>730986499
How do you break the ice when they have nothing but selfies and no profile description?

>>730986537
google "rub and tug _insert your town/city_"

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>>730979155
Grindr

Just download some "dating apps".

I was a virgin until 23, then a week or so after my Bday I downloaded grindr and was fucking a dude in the ass within an hour. The sex was bad, but the point is it was easy.

If you're not a fag, the same principle applies. You just can't be too picky.

>>730979155
Ausfag here

Honestly, Escorts man and the just the random hookup. Find the easy prey, the ones that are drunk and only have like one friend with them, you can easily buy a few drinks for two girls.

>>730986844
>the very small minority of people find available sex the fastest.
That's to be expected. The gay populous is extremely small compared to the straight. So naturally it's much easier to find someone wanting to fuck.

Ironically you would think it's easier when you have a lot more options but it's unfortunately not. People are too picky when there's tons of options. I'd personally fuck most girls. Average chicks here aren't even that bad at all. Hell, I'd fuck a fatty if the option presents itself.

Friends of friends until you find a piece of ass bro, just got my dick sucked earlier

>>730979367
>>730986499
agree. what kind of retard looks for a serious relationship n Tinder or Badoo?

>>730979155

Pof worked when i was like 22 but anymore
Okcupid worked for me from 20-26 but anymore
tinder didnt work

i use adultfriendfinder now but its harder to get younger girls on the site and cost money but i like cougars more so im happy

>>730979155
Just lower your standards. Fuck anything that shows you some attention. It'll boost your confidence and you'll be able to score a better looking slam pig.

>>730985991
Had a very similar experience last week and thought the same thing. What if I had been a minute off? And then it makes you wonder what you've missed out on because you were only a minute early or late.

>>730987707
Been trying, no one is bitting.

I'm stuck in between 2 different mindsets. I've always been the relationship type myself.. but haven't had sex in what feels like 2 years of so. It's hard for me to have sex with someone without that emotional connection being that. Whenever I think about finding someone to do that with my thoughts always block it out and tell me to think otherwise.

>>730988361
A good escort will sort that out honestly, go for the GFEXP and be honest over the phone or text, tell them you are looking for a little romance to get the party started. They WILL know what to do.

>>730987378
Ayyy

>>730986728
Wanna go out for a drink?

>>730979155
>6 months
Try 4 years and counting. You get to a point where you don't care anymore. At this point I don't ever expect to have sex again, and I'm ok with that. Almost prefer it.

>>730979155
why cry this vagina ? :(

>>730988018
>And then it makes you wonder what you've missed out on because you were only a minute early or late

This. So this. Are you me?
I also thought, shit if this happened without any effort from me, there probably has been times ive just missed out with a random because I was minute late or didn't decided to not go into that bar not knowing there was a chick inside just waiting for me. Have decided not to lose any sleep about it.

>>730988018
Also, do tell. What was your experience?

>>730987330
ehhh, I wouldn't call gays a very small minority.

There's enough of them so that the selection pool is pretty big, especially if you live in a populated area.

I think gay hookups are easier because there are no women involved.