Sup /b/. Need some advice. Is a porcelain finger box the way

>>730979127
I need to know this as well

I have one in brushed metal, need a weight comparison

The fad involves someone posting a picture of a Fingerbox with a seemingly genuine question or remark, followed by other users acting as if they not only all know what the OP is referring to, but have owned one since childhood.
The common discussion points are the number of holes, the materials the box is made of, and different custom boxes and their merits.
Inevitably a user finally asks what a Fingerbox is, at which point they will promptly be laughed at and called a Newfag.

>>730980339
What? What are you talking about?

Also, porcelain is a good go, honestly never even thought of it. Wood was always my first choice.

LOL le reddit army reporting in!! We love this meme lmao :P
OLDFAGS ONLY~~ go here to learn the jokE!

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/fingerboxes

NOW come back and lagugh at NEWBS with us~~!!

NEWFRIENDS don't click!! XD

>>730980492
it's basically saying that this is a way to fuck with new fags. just read it over again or something. not that hard to understand. but all you gotta do is search up "finger box meme". alright i'm on my way while i sip me timmies

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>>730979127
No, if you are going to upgrade, Amazonian wood is the way to go. You will never need to buy another finger box.

Pic related

Hell yeah dude got mine right here.. Great investment

>>730980687
>implying fingerboxes arent real just because theres a meme
>being this autistic
>ishygddt

>>730979127
I'm new to this finger box, which type of material do you guys suggest
I was thinking of starting with an oak finish fingerbox

>>730981294
Oak is a great starter wood but mahogany can be shined to a near perfect finish i recommend the mahogany route

Woah. I was about to make this thread.

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>>730980687

>>730980687
Then what the fuck are these pictures of idiot? You think all these pictures are shops than? lol

>>730980518
you are the cancer that is killing /b/

>>730980687

>thinks fingerboxes are a meme, probably seen it on tumblr
>thinks /b/ is le cool place to be
Go to bed, newfag. You have no place here with anons.

OP, go with >>730980927 suggestion, Amazonian wood, with a light varnish.

>>730980518
Saying this is sort of like white knighting for newfags. It's pretty gay.

Is it okay if you..put your dick in it?

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"what's a finger box?"

>>730981245
nobody even implied they weren't real

>pretending a common American toy is just a made up meme to fuck with people
I'll admit you got me in the past but I mentioned it to my friend and he actually showed me his fucking fingerbox. I like the reverse psychology though.

>>730980339
Let the tards have their thread, these are the only boxes they will ever be fingering.

>>730981803
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>>730981938
Too funny, and too true.

>>730980518
nice try. Don't click it unless you're behind seven proxys.

>>730981803
Fingerboxes don't exist, they are not a thing, and never have been. This thread is made specifically with the intent of pretending Fingerboxes are a thing, and acting like it's an everyday, common occurrence to own one.

Bros i need some advise
I found a rare fingerbox in my grandfather's basement a couple weeks ago.
It is fully metallic and has some golden metal in its edges, i doubt thats gold but who nows? Also it says in the bottom "steiner's fingerbox industries -germany 1938-" can anyone tell me more of it since i cant find any info? And how much is worth?
Thanks ia

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>>730982105

This is still a thing?

I mean, I get it, but why hasn't anyone tried to think up something new? Since we've all known for several years now that fingerboxes aren't a thing. I don't mind the whole "I have a thing." "What's a thing?" "Ha, fag doesn't have a thing" idea but this....?

Talk about beating a dead horse with a dead horse.

>>730981962
I imagine some redneck dude with 1 tooth and a piece of straw in his mouth hunched over an old desktop computer typing each "NIGGER" by hand, hunt-and-peck style.

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>>730981938
U fingering boxes, mate?

>>730981938
>these are the only boxes they will ever be fingering
>these are the only boxes
>the only boxes
>boxes

Wow, mind sharing about the boxes you finger? Seems like you have experience.

>>730981886
But dont tell them this is reverse psychology please
Fingerboxes are the last thing of the old /b/ let them think that fingerboxes dont exist so we can keep our thread nice

>>730982034
Finger boxes exist, retard. I'm thinking about making one soon, fuck off. Newfags think they understand /b/.

My finger box is twice the size of any of yours and it's my finger box is made out of goddamn diamonds.

>>730982253
Things people don't understand, they ignore.

>>730982588
So fingerboxes continue because it's something people immediately recognize?
Alright, fair enough. I can accept that.

>>730982533
Made of diamonds? You play Minecraft too much.

>>730980687
>newfag tricking other newfags to think fingerboxes are just a meme
Obvious bait is obvious mate
I used to think they werent real too but you just have to lurk to really know whats this about

>>730982678
Also, you try starting up a new thing.

>>730980927
But what IS a fingerbox?

>>730982816
I bet you have no idea what a computer is either

So guys I'm kinda in a bit of a dilemma...

You see, I got this nice arabic hardwood finger box online the other week and finally got it in the mail today. I was so excited about it and thinking about it all week. So when I opened it I kind of forgot to read the instructions and stuck my penis in it. It was more than I dreamed of at first, but now it's kind of really uncomfortable and it seems that in stuck.

What do?

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>>730982796
Especially with how /b/ is these days? Fair fucking point.

>>730979127
Your gov and isp are spying on your internet activity http://www.vpnprogram.com

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>>730982253
>Since we've all known for several years now that fingerboxes aren't a thing.
>we've all known for several years now
>several years now

You must be a detective.

I'm trying out new materials btw. Glass, Heavy paper and Carbonite beats Wood by far.

>>730983217
the thing is wood is classic, it's like a car. go for the older stuff the price is worth it.

>>730983355
lol just stop. Your arguments are getting you nowhere.
Don't try to tell me that you wouldn't drive a glass car if you could. I have etiquette, and wood is not it.

>>730983692
wood ages, glass just chips and cuts you. go with wood and only wood. that is the only material i every buy when it comes to finger boxes.

>>730982894
What's a computerbox?

What's a fingerbox?

Am I a fingerbox?

>>730979127
Porcelain provides a wonderful texture. My 1st & 3rd fingerboxes were porcelain.

But IMO mahogany wood with ivory trim is hands down too shelf as it gets.

>>730983217
I prefer wood

>>730984340
Does its a fingerbox though?

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>>730980339
>referring

>>730982782
u suck at baiting dood, you have no idea who ur dealin with. been here since 04.

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>>730982034

>>730982949

Guys, my dick is pretty swollen now and I'm starting to lose sensation in it, what do I do? I really don't want to have to break open this $3000 finger box

>>730983217
I bought a glass fingerbox, but I had to return it. The hole was too small.

>>730984133
Your mom is.

>>730984386
Of course you do, faggot.

>>730984757
you're.

overpriced and overrated. anodized aluminum has pretty much the same hardness, or you could get it ceracoated for the exact same texture. either way, it's cheaper, lighter, stronger, and more easily customizable. aluminum all the way

>>730979127
Haha okay let me do one:

My grandfather left me his pre-Tudor mahogany fingerbox with mother-of-pearl inlays. I like to lube it up and press it into my gaping butthole.

i'm new to 4chan and i'm proud. you nerds can't do anything about it.

>>730985069
That figures.

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>>730982468
>>730984659

:^)

>>730985069
Um... it's called a finger box not a butthole box... so that's probably a bad idea.

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>>730980339
Newfag isn't a part of #fingerboxlyfe.

Jealousy is unattractive. Someday you'll be brought into the fold if you grow the fuck up and quit being a bitch.

>>730980339
This is why we can't have nice things