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a mod told me if /b/ doesn't have a dick rate thread at

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a mod told me if /b/ doesn't have a dick rate thread at least once every 15 minutes the board will shut down
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>>730973299
There once was a man from nuntucket,
his penis was was small and he said 'fuck it'
i'll send it to all and see who see's,
unfortunately none did it please.
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>>730974014
You fucked up the rhyming structure. 3/10, do better next time. OPs dick is also not small.
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>>730974014
sees*
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Rate it
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>>730974353
>shaves legs
>bnot pubes
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>>730974620
stop reposting the same shit every thread
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fagbump
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Holy shit op you vein looks like it's gonna fucking pop
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Fuck it. Rate?
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Guess my size
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rate it
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Nothing is more gay than this thread
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>>730979828
my dog is
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>>730979593
id let you fuck my pussy, tits and mouth, maybe ass
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>>730980147
kik?
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>>730980147
what's your cup size?
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>>730980147
rate?
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>>730973299
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>>730979593
perf
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There are better r8 threads on /soc/
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>>730981160
hell there are better random threads on soc
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>>730973299
dick is 9/10 i like that vein sooo nice. the photo however, sucks. a disembodied dick isn't that arousing. work on photography skills.

>>730974353
i was going for 7/10, but its so expertly groomed i'll give it 8/10. background a nice touch, 9/10 total.

>>730974620
same problem as OP, a disembodied dick on a table. bad photo skills, no frame of reference. dick itself is pretty cute though, i love a nice uncut dick. dick 8/10, photo 2/10.

>>730977681
....dont really like this photo either but its a step in the right direction. try angling your phone up a bit more so we can see your stomach and thighs as well as your dick. your room's also a bit sparse... photo 5/10. cant really see your pubes so its hard to judge your dick, but i'll giive it aaaaaa 6.5/10.
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>>730973299
You're a faggot; go suck some cock instead of posting them.
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1/2
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>>730981928
2/2 thoughts?
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>>730981928
>>730981955
9, very nice and nice stomach

>>730981993
8, would probably be higher but the pic is kinda blurry
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Completely flaccid here. Just trimmed my pubes. Also I'm fat.
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tried to fix =\
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>>730982192
thanks
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>>730981491
guy that actually rates and gives photography advice on top of it
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>>730973299
>the mods
>doing fucking anything, ever

top b8 m8
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Thoughts?
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>>730982492
Oh my god that's a cute little dick, love it! Can't tell if uncut but it looks goregous 9/10
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>>730982356
>tfw anon actually posts a picture of THEIR dick
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>>730982492
>>730982502
show butt
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>>730978121
this is my favorite photo so far. nice clothing, makes you look mature and sexy with the arm hair. nice room, nice angling. penis playfully poking out, not in a creepy sex offender way. photo 10/10 penis also 10/10, very aesthetic and cute with nice veins and head. perfect!

>>730979209
......nope. photo is half a blanket and the top half of underwear. cannot see thighs or balls. photo 4/10 penis head looks like it has a blood clot, and no neck at all, just head. it also gets smaller at the bottom for some reason. penis 2/10. sorry.

>>730979337
uhhh....7 inches? photo gives off sex offender vibes. showing off a boner in the dark to your beavis and butthead blanket. no work was put into the photo... photo 3/10... penis has weird crown thing in the neck, nice head though. kinda weird how the pubes stop exactly at the base of the penis but continue up the thighs cleanly. ....penis......4/10.
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>>730973299
>/b/
>mods
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>>730982810
k
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Just wanted to pop in and let everyone with under 8in know that you can't hit the anterior and posterior fornix and you'll never fully satisfy a woman
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rate mine
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>>730973299
Your gov and isp are spying on your internet activity http://www.vpnprogram.com
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>>730973299
Do you have a kik or something?
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>>730982810
after a spanking (:
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>>730983054
Man I could use some Flamin' Hot Chee-Toes right now.
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>>730983534
hahahahaha
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>>730982915
Didn't need to satisfy ur mum
Just needed a gash to catch my cum
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>>730983317
nope sorry

just a random straight guy posting his dick for /b/
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>>730984107
as God intended
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your dicks are disgusting.
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>>730984301
That's...really nice.
11/10
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>>730973299
4.5/10
Not bad for a white guy.
>>730974353
2/10.
Your dick looks like a burn victim.
>>730974620
Uncut isn't my thing really.
Not going to rate it but you might be one of the biggest so far.
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Rate mine

Kik: Carude
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>>730986349
I'll take "When Sounding Goes Wrong" for $800, Alex.
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hows the size of mine?
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>>730983449
More?
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give honest input before I send this to a girl
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>>730982615
Is that cum or pre?
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Rate pls
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Rate?
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>>730982356
my girl says 1 1/2 not even 1. :/
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>>730986765
bump
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>>730982615
i rate 4.5
this bitch next to me rates 9
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Rate Mine
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Rate
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>>730984301
>show butt
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gf 1/10
i rate prob 2.1/10
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Suck?
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>>730989001
More
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>>730989166
Absolutely not
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>>730988983
Well, tell the bitch thanks?... Haha
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Out of ten preferably
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>>730989166
That head... I will suck
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Rate meeee
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rate pls
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r8 me
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>>730982824
I second this
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R8
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>>730988055

8/10
I'd like to see your feet, if it's possible
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R8 the big dick fat guy1/2
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>>730973299
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2/2
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>>730994149
Repost!!
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me
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>>730994968
I would probably suck it if you wanted.
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>>730995320
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>>730973299
There once was a fag on /b/
He made up some bullshit you see
He saw his dick,
It wasn't that thick
So op, just kill yourself please
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>>730996630
Any pics of you cumming?
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Follow me 4chan was once called cancer https://stumpycok.tumblr.com/
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>>730987874
Send it to me and not some chick ;)
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>>730988992
How do you grow hair on your cock are u retarded
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>>730998383
lol wow wtf never seen that before
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>>730996913
Hello nice tumblr
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>>730989166
Hmu on kik jmn8istyping...
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>>730996697
you could hack so hard with those 2 keyboards man
twice the hack power
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>>730998300
10/10, would deepthroat, with those paws pressing against the back of my head.
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>>730973299
FUCK really?

Thank god there are 3 of them right now just in case
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>>730973299
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This Guy wants his Tumblr link spread https://stumpycok.tumblr.com/ so seen as /b/ is cancer lets do it here is a pic of my Dick
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Rates before the thread dies?
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>>731003814
american/10
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>>731002397
10/10 18 y.o here would deepthroat just to feel you shove it all the way down my throat
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>>730973299
>Not saving us, and the future generations from this pained existence

You fucking monster
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Rate it
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