Loli voice acting thread I will read almost every request at

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>>730970997
bump

>>730970997
I want to cum on your tendies

"Do you know what a m-97 flamethrower sounds like? It roars like a dragon, a fiery god purging everything in its path. Hold down the trigger and the whoosh drowns out everything else. Focus on the noise and you can almost convince yourself you don't hear the screams. By the time the tank is empty, everything is over, even the men are quiet. There's nothing but the crackling of burning thatch. You see, it's not the noise that keeps me awake at night. It's the silence."
Thanks Enki

>>730970997
loli voice: Ok, this is ABSOLUTE fucking bullshit. I went to see Cars in the theater yesterday, and when Lightning McQueen got HOT with Sally in Radiator Springs, my boner engaged. When Lightning McQueen said "Ka-Chow!", I couldn't help it!!! I closed my eyes, and I TORE my dick to shreds, using whip like motions and pulled with great force. That was one of the best nuts I ever had, just thinking about it now gets me riled up. Thing is, I nutted all over the kid sitting right next to me, and his mom got all pissed at me, screaming at me for jacking off on her son. I told that bitch to shut the fuck up, and that jacking off is a natural, artistic, and beautiful process. You should BE HAPPY that my semen is all over your son, maybe he can learn a lesson or two about the culture and art of jacking off. HOWEVER, the movie theater managers didn't agree with me. They KICKED ME OUT of the movie theater, and I didn't even finish watching the Cars movie. Not only THAT, but they made me clean up my semen after it already dried out and solidified on the seats. THATS TORTURE!! Do you know how hard it is to clean semen after its dried out? You CLEAN semen after its FRESH out of your cock, not an hour after you fucking nutted. This is a fucking OUTRAGE. Do you really expect me to not whip out my cock and jack off when i see a HOT sex scene in a movie? Either don't ban sex scenes in movies, or LET ME jack off in your theater, assholes.

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bruh

nine plus 10 twenty one Lol xd fam bambino fambino

"Mike is a punk ass bitch"
love u sans

>>730970997
This song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yx61xeDV_60
loli voice please

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You should say something adorable while sounding like a scared loli or something. Maybe say "please don't bully me mister"

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>>730971051
have some fun faggot

>>730970997
In your normal voice, doing your best irish accent
*Whip sound*
TOP O' THE MORNING TO YOU LADDIES, MY NAME IS JACK SEPTIC EYE AN IT"S TIME FOR A MOTHERFUCKING LOLI THREAD

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Requesting -s

The plague will return in full force and kill all of the indians

"Say nothing. Instead, bring your chin down to protect your neck while continuing to stare into his eyes. Bring up your hands and say "I don't want no trouble, ya hear?". Flex your traps and core while slightly bending your knees. Here comes the important part. In a low voice begin to say "wolowolowolowolowolo" slowly increasing in volume, he should be surprised by now. Begin to sway side to side and loosen all facial muscles and your anal sphincter and your kegal muscle. By now you should be pretty loud and your opponent will have stepped back and will appear visibly shaken. Begin to piss and shit yourself and let your eyes roll into the back of your head. By now you are chanting "WOLOWOLOWOLOWOLO" at the top of your lungs. He will run away. Everyone within a one mile radius will feel a terrifying presence within their soul. Marvel as you ascend into your planar form."

EXXXXTTTTTTTTRRRRAAAAA TTTTTTTTTHHHHICCCCCC

"Fapping to trap porn is the least gay thing there is. If you fap to gay porn, that's 2 guys, and that's 100% gay. If you fap to 'straight' porn, then that has a woman, sure, but you're also fapping to a guy, which makes it 50% gay. But a trap is like half male, half female, and thus a trap with a girl would add up to 75% girl, and thus only 25% gay. 2 women would be ideal, but that would be a lesbian relationship, which brings it around to gay again. If you fap to furry porn, then it's in a weird gray area, where if it's people in fursuits, the same rules apply, but if it's with animals, I would think it depends on said animal's sexuality. Then there's consent. If a person doesn't consent to something, but the other person does it anyway, that makes the other person stronger, and thus less gay. Let's say that means they're about 50% less gay. If it was gay rape, that means that it's now 75% gay. If it's straight rape by a man, then it's 25% gay. And, if it's trap gay porn, than that's 12.5% gay. So technically, yes, rape trap porn is the least gay porn there is, but that's still looped in with trap porn, hence why fapping to trap porn is the least gay thing there is."

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CHIEDI SCUSA A ZEB OTTANTANOVE

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Tak-kyon, Tak-kyon
Tak-kyon, Tak-
Triple six, five, forked tongue
Subatomic penetration, rapid fire through your skull
How I shot it on one taking it back to the days of trying to lose control
Swerving in a blaze of fire, raging through my bones
Oh shit I'm feeling it - Takyon
Hell yeah, fuck yeah, I feel like killing it - Takyon
Alright that’s tight, what it's like to experience - Takyon

"Mr. Gorbachev, tear up this cunt!"

>>730970997
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across theUSAand your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

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>>730971587

Whisper 'its free realistate '

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>>730971358

Alex19 isn't so great? Are you kidding me? When was the last time you saw a player with such an ability and movement with fox? Alex puts the game in another level, and we will be blessed if we ever see a player with his skill and passion for the game again. mang0 breaks records. Armada breaks records. Alex19 breaks the rules. You can keep your statistics. I prefer the magic.

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Can you please say "Nevieth is the hottest trap"

Pronounced Nev-e-eth

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I've...seen things you people wouldn't believe.
Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion.
I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser Gate.
All those...moments will be lost...
Like...tears...in the rain
Time...to die.

*in a french accent*
I'M A PIONEER. I'M AN EXPLORER. I'M A HUMAN, AND I'M COMIN'. I'M ANIMATED. I'M ALIVE. MY HEART'S BIG, ITS GOT HOT BLOOD GOIN' THROUGH IT FAST. I LIKE TO FIGHT, TOO! I LIKE TO EAT! I LIKE TO HAVE CHILDREN! I'M HERE. I GOT A LIFE FORCE. THIS IS A HUMAN. THIS IS WHAT WE LOOK LIKE, THIS IS WHAT WE ACT LIKE. THIS IS WHAT EVERYBODY WAS LIKE BEFORE US. THIS IS WHAT I AM. I'M A THROWBACK. I'M HERE. I GOT THE FIRE OF HUMAN LIBERTY. I'M SETTIN' FIRES EVERYWHERE, AND HUMANS ARE TURNING ON EVERYWHERE.

kevin cuminhand is a stupid cuck and needs to quit eating so many dicks

>>730971235
This except this time say something like
"It's not gonna hurt, right?? Please be gentle, mister...

TE NE SEI ANDATA A SAN GIORGIO IONICO PERCHE' VOLEVI UNA MIA FOTO
MA TU NON ME LA VOLEVI DARE
MONELLA
MONELLA
MONELLA

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Babies can breath and swallow at the same time. Does that make them professionals at sucking dick?

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are you from that weird suicide preventing group on r3k?

I saw Ryan Gosling at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

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>>730972015
forgot post number lol
>>730971770

I need some water
Somethin' came over me
Way too hot to simmer down
Might as well overheat
Too close to comfort
As blood rush my favorite vein
Heartbeat racin' like a junkie's
I just need you to want me

Am I askin' too much?
Let me put the head in

Ooh, I don't want more than that
Girl, I respect the cat
I promise just a touch

Let me put the head in
If it's okay
She said, "It's okay."

Close your eyes. Picture an alpha. What's he wearing? Nothing special. Baseball cap on backwards. Baggy pants. He says something ordinary, like 'Yo, that's shizzle.' Okay, now slowly open your eyes again. Who were you picturing? A black man? Wrong. That was a white woman. Surprised? Well, shame on you.

>>730970997
in your best rick voice:

I NEED SOME FUCKING SZECHUAN SAUCE, MORTY!

fuck me in my tiny pussy daddy, i want your cum in my little pussy. rip me wide open. pleease daddy fuck me harder, cum in me noooow

So, like, the other day I was smacking myself in the titties with a meat tenderizer to make my titties bigger, just like my doctor told me to, when, like, they started to make milk. Like, milk was all over the place. It was so crazy, but like, my fucking dog came up to me (Yeah, I keep my dog in my room when I'm smacking my titties, sometimes I get wet and let him lick my pussy, and sometimes I suck his dick) and he started licking my tittymilk. It felt so good and he liked it a lot!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mj-v6zCnEaw

where the fuck are you slut

DONT FUCKING MESS WITH ME. not only do i get pussy at a rapid pace, so fast i like to call it PPM (pussy per minute) i have so many bitches at my disposal it's like a sperm bank in my house bahaha! don't mess with me, okay? i have a gang so large you would have someone at your doorstep in an instance... that's not a threat. that's a promise bud. i work at a big big big company, where i am the manager. it may just be mcdonalds but everyone there says i have potential. i will be big. soon. i just need to work minimum wage for another few months and i will be working for the police. the police who will bust down your door for a misdemeanor change. DONT. FUCK. WITH. ME.

>>730972385
>HURR DURR I CANNOT READ
>I ASK WHERE THIS IS BEING READ
>WHEN IT"S IN THE OP

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requesting voice over

So there I am, topless, sittin' on this bulldozer, like, in a construction site. So I'm sittin' there, barbeque sauce on my titties, and I'm like, "What the fuck? Again?"

In your normal voice just yell
MOM GET OUT OF MY ROOM I'M PLAYING MINECRAFT!

>>730970997
sing moana you're welcome in normal voice

Say: Cum in my butthole scotty!

pastebin com/4TgASy5S

but yeah your giggles sounded so cute

It goes, it goes, it goes, it goes
It goes, it goes, it goes, it goes
Guillotine - yah

Sit in the dark and ponder how I'm fit to make the bottom fall through the floor
And they all fall down - yah

It goes, it goes, it goes, it goes...
Guillotine - yah

Out of the shadows barrage of witch tongue
Cobra spit over apocalyptic cult killer cauldron smoke
Stomp music seriously - yah

It goes, it goes, it goes, it goes...
Guillotine - yah

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roast me in 20 words

FUCK YOU NINTENDO. I PICK FUCKING "MATCH MY RANK" AND YOU PUT ME UP AGAINST A FOUR STAR GOD DAMN IT FUCK YOU! I'M A FUCKING TWO STAR. FOURSTAR DOES NOT MATCH A FUCKING TWO STAR! WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM? YOU GOD DAMN CHINKS?! YOU MADE THE FUCKING WII, NOW MAKE YOUR ONLINE SYSTEM OPTIONS FUCKING WORK. I'M TIRED OF SETTING IT TO MATCH MY RANK ONLY TO FIND IT NOT MATCH MY RANK THEN GO DOWN A RANK BECAUSE OF YOUR FUCKED UP SYSTEM. GOD DAMN IT. FUCK YOU NINTENDO. I'LL NEVER BUY ANOTHER GAME FROM YOU AGAIN. AND I'M GOING TO BOMB JAPAN TOMORROW. HOW ABOUT THAT, NINTENDO?

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How the trip never stops
On and on, it's beyond insane
Why I set myself up
In a raging sea of flames?
You're fit to learn the proper meaning of a beatdown
Madness, chaos in the brain
Let my blood flow, make my blood flow through you, mane
You got no business questioning a thang
You're fit to learn the proper meaning of a beatdown
Madness, chaos in the brain
Let my blood flow, make my blood flow through you, mane
You got no business questioning a thang
You're fit to learn the proper meaning of a-
Never not on it, leanin' so hard you're ashamed
You can't dismiss this sick transmission, huffs your brain
Exhale your will and forget I ever knew you
Fuck do you do?
Fuck a man with hips for hulu
Rack a snitch, chalk and cue you
Corner pocket consume you
Too many hoes in my
Too many hoes in my motherfuckin' meal

what's your discord?

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>consider the following

Do this in a southern accent

I'M SOUTHERN

SON OF A BITCH FEDERALIST

YANKEE IS PIG

DO YOU WANT A FREE NIGGER?

DO YOU WANT A UNIFIED REPUBLIC?

YANKEE IS PIG DISGUSTING

ABRAHAM LINCOLN IS A MURDERER

FUCKING U.S.A

>>730970997
Faggot op y u block the shit, i cant even hear it just cuz I arrived late is that it?

50 cool ways to say no to weed [take your picks]:
Are you kidding me? Grow up!
Ganja is for goons, no thanks.
Get a job, you hippie wastoid.
No thanks, I’m a good person.
You need to go to jail, hempo.
My dad told me better, no way.
Grass is crass, also gross! No!
Uhhh… no thanks loser!
Get away from me, THC addict.
Yeah right, I’m way too smart.
Let me think…No way, never.
No. You are trash if you toke.
Back off, bucko. You’re bad.
I would rather not, okay?
Injecting weed is for dummies.
I will never do one toke.
Absolutely not, I love myself.
Get a grip you sativa snorter!
Bugger off, you bong addict!
I will use my taser on you.
What do I look like? A failure?
Nah, bongs are wrong.
No way! Hemp is horrible.
I’d rather not be a cannibal.
I don’t think so, I’m nice.
I was raised right, I won’t light.
I’d like to keep my job, thanks.
You wish, pot junker! Back off!
I’m calling the Coast Guard!
No tokes for me, I’m cool.
Leave me be, you blunt blazer!
No, I’m as clean as a whistle.
That’s a death “roach”. No.
I’ll pass on your pot offer.
Cannabis is crap, you cretin!
Pish posh, pot is for the birds!
Nope. THC is not for me.
Step out of my zone, now.
Get off my case, weed stoner.
Nuh uh, I respect the police.
Lay off, I listen to the law.
NO! Blunts are for bad men.
I’d rather not die. Tokes kill.
No, weeds are for whacking.
Marijuana is for morons, ok?
Are you serious? Get a life.
You’re dumb if you do “dank”.
Stoners are loners. I’m good.
Nope! Spliffs are for wimps!
No, man. I’m straight.

>>730970997
[Fart]
The worlds can be one together
Cosmos without hatred
Stars like diamonds in your eyes
The ground can be space (space, space, space, space)
With feet marching towards a peaceful sky
All the Moonmen want things their way
But we make sure they see the sun
Goodbye, Moonmen
We say goodbye, Moonmen
Goodbye, Moonmen
Goodbye, Moonmen
Oh, goodbye

[Fart]
Cosmos without hatred
Diamond stars of cosmic light
Quasars shine through endless nights
And everything is one in the beauty
And now we say goodbye, Moonmen
We say goodbye, Moonmen
Goodbye, Moonmen
Goodbye, Moonmen
Oh, goodbye

[Rick]
Shut the fuck up about Moonmen!

I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."

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I would cum in this girl.

ore wa o chin chin ga daisuki nanda yo

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>>730973660
>>730973674
at least put some lewd effort into it.

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>>730973868
>>730973868
>>730973868
this

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Roast me please!
And vote /10

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roast me

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>>730973853
oh boy

literally just scream as long as you can on one breath
but like
loli scream

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>>730973853
fucking wew

>>730970997
op is ded

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>requesting image related

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roast this fag

>>730970997
unban swegster

>>730973633
Wut

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>>730973853
here we go again

>>730970997
ENKIDU YOUR BITCH! GROW UP!

Sick in the head, or sick sick ? Or both.
Responses accepted in loli form.

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>>730974017
>>730974279
more effort

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Roast me

I DONT WANT NO GODDMAN LETTUCE! I. DONT. WANT. YOGODDAMNLETTUCE. I DONT WANT THAT SHIT!

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>>730974329
you mad?

J cole is thrash

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>>730974462
Thank you. Here's a picture without glasses
Do you want to see my cock?

THEEEE MEEEEEMEEE REVIEW.

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>>730973853
is this actually her? in all honestly she's cute as fuck

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Roast me!

>>730974466
fab

Also Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger Nigger

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII'm stuck on a feeling.

I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

Enkidu is trash

>>730970997

I want to be gang raped by the leaders of the Central Powers of World War I. Notably, I want Kaiser Wilhelm II to finger me with his withered arm.

I need a double cheeseburger
And hold the lettuce
Don't be fron' son
No seeds on da bun
Up in this drive thru
Order for two
Gotta cravin' for a number nine, like my shoe!

I need some chicken up in here,
In this hizzle
Fer shizzle my nizzle,
Extra salt on the frizzle
Dr. Pepper my brother,
Another for ya mother
Double double supa size,
And don't forget the fries!

What is up with all the /soc/ faggots and redditards posting their fucking faces?

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>>730974632
Here's my cock!!

>>730974744
UNDERAGE B& THIS FAG!!!

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This is cool. You are cool.
Too bad i'm a poor fag, or i'd donate. Oh well .

AND SHE SAID SHE LIKES CUTE LITTLE BOIS OH DANG

I LOVE YOU JESUS CHRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIST

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Roast me lel

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What do you think of this goat?

Yo listen up here's a story
About a little guy that lives in a blue world
And all day and all night and everything he sees is just blue
Like him inside and outside
Blue his house with a blue little window
And a blue corvette
And everything is blue for him
And himself and everybody around
'Cause he ain't got nobody to listen
I'm blue da ba dee da ba daa
Da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa
Da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa

say the nicest thing you can about Mike

I am a Somalian pirate and this is my ship now. Do u fucking hear me my ship now. Why don't u people understand that. I'm gonna go master bate now if u need me

roast me please, I love you very much. The first one was me too this is just a younger version of me. would you fuck me?

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PLEASE DESTROY THIS ACCOUNT FOR ME!!!
LOGIN: 15545544
PASSWORD: i1zqsd

Remember, report all faceposters

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roast me please, I love you very much. The first one was me too this is just a younger version of me. would you fuck me? lel

I want to suck a log of shit out of Rosie O'Donnel's ass.

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>>730970997
HAIL TO THE GOD-EMPRESS OF MANKIND!

>>730975051
u look like this dude who used to fuck me in the ass

poofer poofiston

anyone else fapping to the loli thread while listening to Enkidu's loli voice?

I’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

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>>730974859
His name is Zeb, I'm going to roast him later

I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1kHzxepHhg
rate this video!

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requesting
Ronald-kun what are you doing?nyo please stop, please no. Why are you doing this?* moaning/crying* my mind is going fucking insane, no not inside. If you cum inside i'll get pregnant.*screams erotically* Ahhhhhhhhh.
Nyanners is a slut cunt whore. ps money makes her pussy go around.

in your normal voice make goat sounds then say a pun

Say, my dad walked in my house today and I tore off his pants, bent him over and said "it's my turn to fuck your ass tonight dad."

Nyanners is totally not a bad person and has never fucked over her fans.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0WKWZ9y-dvU
:) sing along

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Roast me

What the fuck did you just fucking say about mai loli waifu, you filthy gaijin? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in The Lolicon Kawaii Corps Army, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on the government, and I have OVER 9000 confirmed loli threads on 4chan, specificaly /b/. I am trained in waifu warfare and I’m the top loli collector on the entire Internet. You are nothing to me but just another moralfag. I will b& you the fuck out of 4chan with 2d lolita with the cuteness of which has never been seen before on the Internet, mark my fucking threads. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over IRC chat? Think again, cuck. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of 4chan users across the Internet and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the flooding of loli to your E-Mail inbox, newfag. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call "Shota-Con". You’re fucking dead, underage /b/& & /v/&. I can DDOS anywhere, anytime, and I can retrieve your personal info in at least one hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hacking skills. Not only am I extensively trained in DDOS attacks, but I have access to the entire fags on Futaba channeru, ni channeru, and 4chan and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass out the tubes of the Internet, you little .S.J.W. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will be shiting dick nipples and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead DQN, go back to Tumblr.

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What is your opinion on current world events ?
How fucked are we ?
And also , how *fucked* , are we :3
>Pic related to thread

I wanna fuck a man so fat I have to lift up his gut like a curtain in order to get to his succulent, delectable, penis.

>>730975189
Hell yeah, I thought I was the only autist

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>>730975258
I made this for you

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so you like little boys ehh ?

be mean to AEling

nut me

Top kek at the numba 9.

OP what drove you to do this/how did you find out you could do this voice? Was it to please some BBC?

Enkidu step on me pls1

Due to extensive research done by the University of Pittsburgh, diamond has been confirmed as the hardest metal known to man. The research is as follows. Pocket-protected scientists built a wall of iron and crashed a diamond car into it at 400 miles per hour, and the car was unharmed. They then built a wall out of diamond and crashed a car made of iron moving at 400 miles an hour into the wall, and the wall came out fine. They then crashed a diamond car made of 400 miles per hour into a wall, and there were no survivors. They crashed 400 miles per hour into a diamond traveling at iron car. Western New York was powerless for hours. They rammed a wall of metal into a 400 mile per hour made of diamond, and the resulting explosion shifted the earth's orbit 400 million miles away from the sun, saving the earth from a meteor the size of a small Washington suburb that was hurtling towards mid-western Prussia at 400 billion miles per hour. They shot a diamond made of iron at a car moving at 400 walls per hour, and as a result caused two wayward airplanes to lose track of their bearings, and make a fatal crash with two buildings in downtown New York. They spun 400 miles at diamond into iron per wall. The results were inconclusive. Finally, they placed 400 diamonds per hour in front of a car made of wall traveling at miles per iron, and the result proved without a doubt that diamonds were the hardest metal of all time, if not just the hardest metal known to man.

>>730974325
Ur shit wouldnt let me view the link in the youtube app on mobile.

post nudes or nah?

I keep screaming, but god doesn't hear me

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Have you seen 'Saga of Tanya the Evil' ?
If yes, is it gay to have her as my waifu ? I need answers .

I hope that fat fuck boogie dies on the operating table

Hell Enkidu, if you want to fap together just give us the when and where. Also nyanners is a hypocrite, purposely uses her loli voice to gain fans by saying sexual things then gets angry about people that like her voice.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lBICLteuQs8
how do you rate? also can you giggle again

Mumkey Jones is gonna break your bones

Big Smokes order?? :D

I'll have two numba nines
a numba nine laarge
a numba 6 with exxtra dip
a numba 7
two foorty fiives
one with cheeese
and a laaarge soda

Say: Here's your fucking cheese pizza

I'm screaming, but no sound comes out. I'm crying, but there are no tears. My skin is burning off, but there are no flames. All there is... All I am now... is the pain.

>>730976361
See
>>730975196

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>>730975864
Diamond being a metal

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>>730970997
see your precious waifu

big smokes order

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give me 6666

https://youtu.be/Qwr6_015ROo

>enkidu
Filthy secondary roastie.

>>730976604
WAS THAT A JOJO REFERENCE

I like your regular voice better than your "loli" voice.

craaaawling in my skiiiin, these wounds they wiiiill not heaaaallll!!!

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lvWJUIX2H8
Hey did you skip my tutorial?
Don't get me angry

One time a drank a bottle of vodka through my pussy

They put him in a box. Couldn't figure it out at first. Didn't make any sense. They didn't give him any drugs, I'd have felt that. Just one big shot of adrenaline, that's all. But you know what? They didn't have to give him drugs. He was claustrophobic - all they needed. His biggest nightmare come true: buried alive in a big steel box, wired up to keep him fully alert, completely aware of every passing second. Can you imagine? Afraid of the dark with your eyes pinned open? Wouldn't you just die? That's how they killed him: they drove him mad, Mrs Jackman. They drove him out of my head. They put him in a box.

Which would be worse:
Homura Akemi no longer exists
or
she exists, but only in lewded form

moan for a straight minute pls

>>730976731
Fuck off G

why the hell am i watchin this

"Why are we still here? Just to suffer? Every night, I can feel my leg... and my arm... even my fingers. The body I've lost... the comrades I've lost... won't stop hurting... It's like they're all still there. You feel it, too, don't you? I'm gonna make them give back our past."

explain what you have to do to your mouth/throat to achieve the voice?

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let has alpha thread

start

>19
>make vision to hot girl on road
>she reply
>i ambulatory to her
>she try go away
>i pursue
>faster than her, am like tiger chase rabbit, she slow enough
>she query "what want"
>i respond "cat"
>she receive naked
>i sex her in road
>car honk
>shout 'fuck off i preoccupy with sex the cat'
>taxi commander exit
>punch face and commander defeat
>girl scream 'what you do'
>i say 'shut fuck'
>arrive in her cat
>feces so money

image familiar

How much money do you make by doing the voice for pedos during sex?

>>730977130
Isn't that what happened to her at the end of Rebellion

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pjepDoTUvAI

it feels so good to be daddy's sex toy, use my tight little pussy to get yourself off over and over daddy. I love it so much when I feel your cum shooting against my cervix, the thought of you making me pregnant makes me cum so hard <3

Communism is a good idea on paper

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ROAST ME AND RATE!!
ALSO RATE MY GF ON THE RIGHT!!

ARE YOU A FUCKING TRAP?
I DON'T CARE I'LL KEEP FAPPING... PLEASE MOAN FOR ME

Cheeki breeki iv damke

>>730977635
discount vsauce

>>730977635
You look like a budget Michael from Vsauce, and your whore looks old enough to be your mother.

What are you guys playing?

I'm supposed to be playing Game Of War™ but this one player keeps kicking my ass.

Is it TheLegend27?!

Yeah, TheLegend27.

Who is the legend 27?

Some say TheLegend27 is the first Game Of War™ player ever.

Born from fire.

I heard, TheLegend27 can hurl a boulder farther than a catapult.

I heard TheLegend27 once defeated an entire army with a single blow.

But the worst part is, just when you think you're safe, just when you think you might escape...

WHAM!!! Just like that!

collective gasps

Iphone Notification

What? No, no no no, no no no!

Iphone Notification

That's impossible!

"TheLegend27" has captured my hero!

Mine too!

Aw you guys, I'm sure it's not that bad.

You have no idea what just happend.

I might have some idea.

Woman turns around, and powers her device's screen, showing she is infact TheLegend27

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4feUSTS21-8

>>730977792
>>730977800
HIVEMIND

my friend gage is a faggot

>I don't do this voice while having sex
Why not? If you were fucking me I would ask you to do it.

ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA, MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA

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>>730970997
lewd me enkidu

OH MY GOD, I used to wonder why everyone hated you guys and wanted to kill you guys. I even defended you all more than a couple of times and put my own neck on the line for you. I'd always say, "Hey they aren't that bad.", "They aren't really hurting anyone., "It's just a harmless phase, they'll grow out of it.", and "It's only images.", but now after viewing this thread you guys have gone too far. I seriously can't believe you guys. It's not just images anymore, everything has a meaning you can't just post these and get away with it. It's not 'just a phase' you guys are sick and broken. You guys ARE hurting people and you really are THAT bad. I can't believe I'm saying this after all this time. In all honesty it really is nothing personal. It's just a mature and logical conclusion that had to be made. All of your actions have consequences and suffice to say, the only punishment that surmounts to your actions is, well, death.

I really wish there was some other way, if it was up to me I honestly don't mind you all, but something has to be done and this isn't my choice. This is the only way, we have to put an end to you

Permanently.

>>730977976
DORA DORA DORA DORA DORA DORA DORA DORA DORA DORA DORA DORA DORA DORA

OP POST FACE

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TITS OR GTFO

Give. me. pickle-pee SQUARK! give. me. pump-a-rum SQUARK!

Listen to me, mister. You're my knight in shining armor. Don't you forget it. You're going to get back on that horse, and I'm going to be right behind you, holding on tight, and away we're gonna go, go, go!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rbBl5Jqs7ls

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sjfFhqU4bH0

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little globalist? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class at the University of Google Searching, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on the Council on Foreign Relations headquarters, and I have the documents on over 300 confirmed false flags. I am trained in forensic investigation and I'm the top poster on the entire PrisonPlanet.tv forums. You think you can get away with spying on me over the Internet? Think again, Bilderberger. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of truthers across the USA and your evil plots are being exposed on YouTube comments right now, so you'd better prepare for the storm, CIA shill. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call the New World Order. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can interrupt you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with a guttural yelling tone. Not only am I extensively trained in mob-interviewing politicians, but I have access to the entire arsenal of Infowars and I will use it to its full extent to wipe the North American Union off the face of the continent, you little apologist. If only you could have known what holy retribution the Republic would bring down upon you, maybe you wouldn't have blown up building 7. But you couldn't, and you didn't, and now you're paying the price. I will lead the revolution against you, and you will drown in it. The answer to 1984 is 1776, kiddo.

enki fight me irl right now you and me gloves off lets fucking go i love you

alex is a nigger trap gage is a finnish faggot and im a 6 foot tall asian

In west pedophilia born and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Chilling out, fapping, and posting CP
And all flaming some camwhores for they faggotry
When a couple of mods who were up to no good
Started partyvanning in my neighborhood
I got one little ban and my mom derailed
And said "I'm gonna call Chris Hansen and send your ass to jail."

whats the deepest you can sound in the loli voice?

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YO! 4CHAN MUTHAFUKAS! WE FOUND THIS MUTHAFUCKIN BOARD!!!1!

FUCK ALL Y'ALL POSTIN' ALL THIS RACIST SHIT!

WE GON PULL A 187 ON YO SERVERS!

WE GON PULL A 187 ON YO MOOT!

AN WE GON PULL A 187 ON ALL Y'ALL SKINNY ASS WHITE MUTHAFUCKAS WHO THINK THEY COOL POSTIN THIS RACIST SHIT WHILE THEY ANON!11!!!

COME STEP TO A REAL THUG AND SAY THAT SHIT, CRACKER ASS MUTHAFUKAS!!1!

THIS IS WAR!!!

I'd gladly gobble up your bootyhole OP

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STOP EATING JUNK FOOD YOU AMERICAN PIG

Æling is a good person and deserves a headpat

Thanks for reminding me how lonely i am to the point that im watching you read stuff on 4chan,well deserved sub

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AHHHHHH~~~~~ ENKIDU~~~~

(semi classic sonic fan)
CAUSE YOU FRICKIN' FRICKS JUST CAN'T EVER BE QUENCHED! Your-your FANTASIES CAN NEVER BE QUENCHED, CAN THEY? YOU FRICKING FRICKS! WHEN WILL YOU LEARN?! WHEN WILL YOU LEARN?! THAT YOUR ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES!?

Damn, Enkidu is my type. Can we get that insta ID so I can fap to that cleavage shot?

https://youtu.be/C4wsA--VWEo

YOU ARE GOING TO SHOOT HOT CUM. EVERYWHERE.

Mike is still a punk ass bitch

Billy: Hey dad, whats an operating system supposed to do?

Dad: Well Billy, an operating system is supposed to provide an environment where many different kinds of software can run well.

Billy: But Linux, OSX, and Windows 7 do that well! How do I decide?

Dad: Well Billy, you have to now assess what kind of software you're going to be using. Which OS looks the most appropriate now?

Billy: Well, OSX is good for graphic design, but nearly all of its programs also run on Windows 7 or have comparable software also for Windows 7. Linux has a lot of great software, but just can't really compete really with the huge libraries of software for Macs and Windows.

But in terms of number of software available, Windows 7 seems to have the most. It also runs new and upcoming games, and also runs classic PC games while XP is left in the dust without DX10.

Dad: There you have it son, Windows 7, which is an operating system, runs FUCKING EVERYTHING!!!!

SO STOP BITCHING UNTIL THE OTHER OPERATING SYSTEMS CAN COMPETE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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ENKIDU! MADOKA IS STROKING MY WEEWEE~~~~~

What the desu did you just fucking desu about me, you little desu? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my desu in the Navy Desus, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret desus on Al-Desu, and I have over 300 confirmed desus. I am trained in desu warfare and I’m the top desu in the entire US armed desu. You are nothing to me but just another desu. I will desu you the fuck out with desu the likes of which has never been seen before on this desu, mark my fucking desu. You think you can get away with saying that desu to me over the desu? Think again, desu. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of desu across the USA and your desu is being traced right now so you better prepare for the spam, maggot. The spam that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your desu. You’re fucking desu, kid. I can be desu, desu, and I can desu you in over desu ways, and that’s just with my bare desu. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed desu, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Desu and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable desu off the face of the desu, you little desu. If only you could have known what unholy desu your little “desu” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking desu. But you desu, you desu, and now you’re desu, you goddamn desu. I will shit desu all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking desu, kiddo.

What the fuck did you just say about my hair?!?!

Ah we can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind
Cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance
Well they're are no friends of mine
I say, we can go where we want to, a place where they will never find
And we can act like we come from out of this world
Leave the real one far behind,
And we can dance

>>730970997
say this, "GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FcAMnK60_cM

You ain't fat, 50% of the people i meet shake the floor with each step. you, not so much.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23Te7QAsH6w

I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as Linux,
is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux.
Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component
of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell
utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.

Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day,
without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU
which is widely used today is often called "Linux", and many of its users are
not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project.

There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a
part of the system they use. Linux is the kernel: the program in the system
that allocates the machine's resources to the other programs that you run.
The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself;
it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is
normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system
is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called "Linux"
distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux.

Hey Bruno why are you such a fucking niggershit

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

being meguca is suffering

https://youtu.be/sxPMHtiJh30

Something smells a little fishy. QUADS GET

ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ
　
THIS 　MUST 　BE 　THE 　WORK 　OF 　AN 　ENEMY 「STAND」!!
　
ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ

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>>730979075
DORA DORA DORA DORA DORA DORA

"HOLY FAAAAAAAAAAAG"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGNiXGX2nLU

"DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!"

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5FiNZvuOkzY

watch the whole thing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=foFKXS6Nyho

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TcJ-wNmazHQ

DIOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU WERE MY BROTHER. DIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

https://youtu.be/I0j63yTPPUA

Can you mimic what you sound like when you have an orgasm?

>>730979886
seconded

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Ack ack. ACK ACK ACK ACK! ACK ACK! Ack ack ack ack ACK ACK! ack ACK ACK! ACK ACK ACK! Ack.

Do you truly think that I, Rohan Kishibe, draw manga for money and fame?

life is like a nigger here in old nigs
i hate fucking niggers
niggers suck dick!

ADVERTISING


they're all poor like obama
fuck michelle obama!
niggers i hate them!
they are stupid and they cant do taxes
niggers!
niggers are so dumb and they are also poor
niggers!
look at niggers they're trying to raise money
but they cause they spend all their money
they're niggers and they're so fucking niggers
i hate them!
nigger-de-nigger
niggers dont know how to do anything without chicken
niggers like watermelon and chicken
niggers!
niggers are so stupid and they're niggers
woo woo, niggers!

https://youtu.be/488YxXFIpz8

Capirinha

Do an impression of Boxxy

I was just linked here from a thread on Gaia, and I must say a few things...

1. You guys are racist, sexist, homophobic PIGS. 2. You are the representation of all that is wrong in this world. 3. DISGUSTING FUCKING PEDOPHILES, SICK BASTARDS. 4. You all need to DIE. 5. STAY OUT OF GAIA.

IF YOU TRY TO SAY OTHERWISE, I WILL GIVE YOU SUCH A VERBAL BEATING YOUR SELF ESTEEM WILL DROP TO THE NEGATIVES.

>>730970997
heres mine

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXWgJSpvbic

say "I'LL THROW MY SHOE AT YOUR FAGGOT ASS!"

~ Neko Lovers! ~ ~Welcome!~ Nyaaaahh~~ Come Join Neko~~ Nyaahhhh~~ ~Who Are We?~ We are a group of kawaii neko-lovers!~ mew!~~ Catgirls! Catgirls! C-c-catgirllsssmmeoww!~ ~Rules~ Accept the neko~ ~~~ Embrace the neko~ ~~~ Become the neko~ ~~~

On a scale 1 - 10 how thicc was the dragon loli

https://youtu.be/Fh2Qx-xfXnw

What ever happened to predictability?
The milkman, the paperboy, evening TV.

Everywhere you look (everywhere you go)
There's a heart (there's a heart)
A hand to hold onto.

Everywhere you look (everywhere you go)
There's a face
Of somebody who needs you.

When you're lost out there and you're all alone,
A light is waiting to carry you home,
Everywhere you look.

I will get in your mouth! Today, tomorrow or even a week... heh... I will wait for the perfect chance! Then I will enjoy your Mom!

When I was a kid, I saw Mona Lisa from my grammar school art book....The fist time I saw her, with her hands on her knee...how do I say this...I had a boner...

Literally masturbate while reading the script of A New Hope

My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.

say "I'll take 'the rapists' for 200"

https://youtu.be/O2UwjEufpck

How cute is this video? Rate it for me.

nigger

You are familiar with fleas... those small insects, fleas! Those small insects attack us huge, intelligent humans, anywhere, anytime! Fleas, facing a huge enemy... is this 「brave」? No, the fleas are not 「brave」! Jojo! What is 「brave」!? 「Brave」 is knowing 「fear」! Making 「fear」your own! ... Human praise is the praise of 「Bravery」!! Human greatness is the greatness of bravery!

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"I LOVE SUSHI!"
"I love Japan, period"
"J-ROCK!"
"GIRUGAMESH!"
"I LOVE ANIME!"
"AND MANGA"
"AND GAYMEN!"
"Uh...DDR?,"
"SMILE D.K."
"HEYYYYYY!"
"SAKURA-CON NI IKIMAAAAAAAAAASU"

IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!

"I'll take 'I have a hardon' for 600"

If you had a recording of the sound of you moaning for like 5-10 minutes ending with the orgasm mimic, complete with shlicking background noises, I would totally buy it for like $5-$10

I’m willing to see our transaction through, are you sir? I’m fighting to protect my family from those that wish it harm, I doubt very much that your resolve is equal to mine

Boss I want to suck youre big juicy cock.So big it makes my pussy nice and wet.Also I want to shove a cucumber in my ass

"I, CATO SICARIUS, can no longer feel my own teeth because I, CATO SICARIUS, have just been imperial fisted! Now, without further ado, I, CATO SICARIUS, will now tactically withdraw to my bedroom! Wuwuwuwuwuwu!"

>>730980810
Well you're in luck, she does JOIs. Check out this video for more info:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ts2y7NxxAuU

Darkness blacker than black and darker than dark,
I beseech thee, combine with my deep crimson.
The time of awakening cometh.
Justice, fallen upon the infallible boundary,
appear now as an intangible distortions!
I desire for my torrent of power a destructive force:
a destructive force without equal!
Return all creation to cinders,
and come frome the abyss!
Explosion!

Post tits OP

No matter how you struggle, there are always limits of what a human can do. The Hamon training is useless! Useless! Useless! Useless! Useless! Useless! USELESS!! Can a monkey stand against a human!? Compared to me, Dio, you are but a monkey, JoJo!

The very existence of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, someone said to themselves, “You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I’m just not close enough to get the job done.”

>>730980767
in a ruff voice

https://youtu.be/tXcgt6l_LcA

When your normie room mate says be doesnt like anime.

GERMAN MEDICINE IS THE GREATEST IN THE WORLD! IT CAN DO ANYTHING!

"Boss... you killed a child... AMAZING, GREAT WORK. THAT THERE IS WHY YOU'RE THE BEST."

I, Jotaro Kujo, am labelled a punk. I tend to overdo it with my opponents in fights, so much that some are still in the hospital. There was one idiot teacher who was all talk, so I taught him a lesson and he hasn't came back to school. At restaurants that served me lousy food, I leave without paying the bill all the time. But, even I.. know nauseating evil when I see it.Evil is when you use the weak for your own gain, and crush them under your foot. Especially a woman! That is exactly what you've done, huh!? Your stand isn't visible to the victim or the law. Therefore.. I shall judge you!

nein

When life is but disappointment
And nothing is amusing
The one wild hunt
For loneliness
Is a life without god
Is an end without love
Soulless today
And soulless tomorrow
We struggle for the joy
Oh, we struggle for the joy
That life is haunted by
Its memories - its meaninglessness
Yearn to be gathered, cracked and saved
A thought for a life time
A thought for a night time
But, what ends when the symbols shatter?
And, who knows what happens to hearts?

I'm gonna 'fix' that spaghetti and reduce it to its original ingredients!

>tfw staying awake till 2 am for mcjigger threads
>tfw then not sleeping up untill 4.30 becausd of this stream

pleasr stop me
I really want to sleep but I also really want to continue listening

All I could say is, *with parter* sham fucking wow!

Crème fraîche

quiche

Bicc Dicc Bazuso

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6O-vBVCbg0

omelette du fromage

spray your cum in my ass senpai

Your Stand is like your asshole: you can't go around showing it off to other people.

Eat shit asshole; fall off your horse!

https://youtu.be/Tc8iu0XFUQc

We are japanese goblin

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What do you think about couch porn?

indian dicks are biggest dicks

shoot your goo, my dude

*wild screams and gasping and vibrating like being fucked in a car going over 100 miles an hour*

real talk tho, how old are you?

Chunchunmaru!
I said chunchunmaru.
This swords name is chunchunmaru.

Have you ever tried to fuck a box?

Remember, always, that this is a beautiful game that we are playing here and co-creating together with our Infinite Creator. And that off stage (between lives), we are the very best of friends. No one really dies and no one really suffers, except in the game. The game is not reality. Reality is reality. And you have the power to express your reality within the game, once you have learnt how to do so."

>>730981583
Designated shitting dick

what IS OP's snapchat? and is it open to dick pics and cum vids?

What is this, "Shit Load of Mashed Potatoes Day"? Huh?
pls attempt angry loli

Hey kid! Do you really wanna fight with me? I see you've got some balls! But you're gonna regret it when I chop your head off with my axe!

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rate yourself on the chart

I got up at like 5 am and made all these god damned pancakes.

Nothing personal kid

you didn't answer the last part. are you open to dick pics on snap

>>730981531
OP UR STREAM WENT OFF WHEN U VIEWED THIS ONE OMG U SRS BRUH OMG LIKE HOW U JIS GONNA DO THAT TO ME

Gabes dick is sooo bigger than jarons

Nigflot blorny quando floon!

Mike continues to be a punk ass bitch.
But we still love him.

You send nudes? I'll buy your snap right now

God dammit i said Jaron

am russia sorry for about bad english
where were you when stram was rip
i was at home in loli thread on /b/ when I heard the news
friend pytor call on phone "Stream is kill"
"no"

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Hi my name is stacy I'm five years old my mommy and daddy are home saoirjgpoejrovjpeojarpjoejarjcpjpeojp *beeeeeeeeeeeeep*

try saying Panyanouvong

>>730982586
>george carlin
>meinneger.jpg

is OP a tumblrina SJW

If i flip the pizzas mr aziz will FLIP THE FUCK out

https://youtu.be/a5dWESyZ1j8
Shit i forgot the video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NyiEaSzpdMk

You're cute! Like... just like, Lemon-chan!
So soft and smells good! L-Lemon-chan!
It's Lemon-chan! Definitely!

Great, this is the first time for me to feel so bad about liking loli, and its cuz enkidu said she does this to make people feel happy.

>bad people deserve to be happy

i think that's going a little too far

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@Enki