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Ask a 1%er Motorcycle Club member anything. Won't say what

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Ask a 1%er Motorcycle Club member anything.

Won't say what club, won't talk about any other fucking clubs either.

I'm bad at this kinda thing. It's a sooper spooky club, so I can't answer questions about that. I can answer questions about the lifestyle.

Motorcycles are fun as fuck and you should ride one too. I have a 2001 1200 Sportster.

I've been a club member for a rather well known MC club in Florida for 3 years last week. Sorry for the lame image and ambiguity, ladies, this is how we represent to the greater world if we don't know you.bIt's I know, super sekkrict and spooky but I can answer everything but specific details.

Replies like kys and gfys are welcome.
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how long did it take you to get your cut?
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>>730966144
1 percent of what?
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>>730966144
Meth or speed?
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Did you and your club all jerk off to sons of anarchy together.
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Did you have to prospect, if so for how long until you were considered a member?

Do 1% clubs really have unspoken laws such as no blacks and no gays?

Do you rub drugs on your rallies?

Ever sucked a dick?
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>>730966144
is it true you have to suck off all the members to for your initiation?
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>>730966380
1%er bikers... they're the 1% outlaws while 99% are law abiding faggots
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>>730966144
What's the most violent thing you've ever done
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What are your thoughts on this image?
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>>730966965
edgy faggot
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Start answering questions nigger! My interest is fading with haste
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>>730966144
Tell us the truth, OP. You're 15-20 men clad in leather, sweating together.
Do you truly suck as much cock as everybody thinks you guys do? Be honest.
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>>730966965
He's got an MC patch on that jacket, what would happen if he walked into a bar wearing that and a bunch of you cocksuckers were in there drinking?
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>>730966144
I know a bit about bikie clubs having been affiliated with some family friends, one of which was the head of this club, he got bashed by his "underlings" because they were jealous of what he had, is that a common occurrence in all clubs? or is that just some fucking metheads being retarded?
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You type like a faggot, unless you think you are trying to assimilate.
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>"sooper spooky club"
>"super sekkrict and spooky"
>rides a sportster
are you even trying?
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>>730966144
>>730966328
Just under a year, but I prospected for another year and a half after that.

>>730966380
1% of bikers are outlaws, the the other 99% are regular ass citizens on motorcycles. The 1% patch means you are... so many things. Anyone can wear one even if you are not in a club, sew it on a vest, but you better be able to defend it.

>>730966408
Those are interchangeable and both are bad for your health. We are upstanding citizens and do not endorse drug use or manufacture.

>>730966479
I got patched before that show ever aired, and honestly, the show is kinda dumb and not accurate at all, if we were to commit criminal actions, which we do not. We certainly don't manufacture guns, wow, we'd buy and resell them if we had anything to do with guns, which we do absolutely do not, except at our leisure outside of club activities ect.
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>>730966814
Raw dogged 3 dicks at once
-OP
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>>730966144
>It's a sooper spooky club
if I say argo... you say?
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>>730967387
yo STFU faggot my old man is an been in the hell's Angles for 40 years
party's at our house and members where always around .......you ant shit

spooky....MF'er you spooky
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>>730967847
>y-yeah well my dads in the h-hells angels. my daddy's cooler than you.
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>>730966144
... how old are u? Thirteen? Go to bed!
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>>730966144
hey OP......are you that much of a punk ass bitch? you need a group to feel safe?
you fucking bikers make me sick. those fucking noisy ass harleys that are slow as molasses. lol i threw a handful of roofing nails out my window on the freeway, trying to make you fuckers crash.
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Were you always degenerate criminal scum or did that happen later on in life?
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>>730967977
I never said he was my daddy anon...kek
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>>730966761
>come on now
If you asked me IRL I'd say of course, but IRL we do not. It's not that gay,

>>730966814
I can't speak of that on legal reasons, but we have friendly brawls in this subculture. Besides consensual fights, I believe I in an alternative universe, kicked a guys ribs in and broke another guys nose and threw caltrops in the tires of a car passing closely, who crashed, and I don't think he could have survived. If any of that were true,

>>730966965
Fake candy-ass stuff. I'm sorry I don't follow the show, I don't watch TV, but I know it's all fantasy and role-play.

>>730967117
Yes. Gimme

>>730967201
Sons of Anarchy, maybe a kind word, because wearing that is just disrespectful around real MCs.

Something similar, and we dont' know the club, serious words would be had.

>>730967268

Ugh, bro, I dunno about any other clubs, but I'd say that guy got what was coming to him or violated some bylaw he ought not have. If the President or any officer fucked up enough, yeah, he'd get beat the fuck up, but that's almost unheard of.

>>730967357
I browse 4chan, I post here. What of it?
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>>730966144
Great-uncle was the national president of a 1%, literally every member is mid 50's. I hear all the time that they handle business, but I assume the drug running is prilosec and Viagra.
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>>730966144
>1%
>Sportster
nigga wat?
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>>730967847
Nah, nobody with respect to a club mentions the clubs name in this context. Fucking kys.

>>730968028
Nobody's ever thrown nails on the road for us, in something like 57 years. You could try, I guess. But we are upstanding citizens with an interest in motorcycles and your actions would be felonous.

>>730968306
Later in life. Also we are upstanding citizens, ect, lol.
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>>730968408
Yep a 'Nightster'. It's minimalist. What of it? It's not even mine now, the club holds the title.
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>>730966144
Never seen an "outlaw" on that small of a bike so calling bs
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What would the other members in your club think about you hosting an AMA thread about being a 1 percenter, you attention seeking faggot.
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>>730966144
So you are basically H.O.G. but without the membership fees?
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>>730968988
Dude ... an "outlaw" riding a bitch bike.
hahahahaha
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if you aren't a fucking criminal, why do you post this 1% shit? next time just open a fucking bicycle riding thread for enthusiasts like you
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>>730966144
You are all a bunch of stupid faggots in the most literal term.
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>>730966144
Sportster? Ha ha ha ha. You little botch. I bet your nothing more then a hang around that they won't let in because you won't stop talking about sons of anarchy.
Faggot, get a real bike. What are you a little girl?
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>>730969630
a motherfuckin bitch bike!
HAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>730966144
A good friend of mine was the founder of the Kings a' Nuthin'
Ever heard of them?
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How do 1%ers feel about 99%ers riding around in their area in general? I'm getting a bike soon and I don't really feel like a bunch of pissed off fucks on cruisers or crotch rockets for reasons I don't really want to understand
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>>730968988
The club took your bike title? You are stupid
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>>730969844
OP isn't a 1%er. Sportsters are for the ladies
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>>730969355
>>730969258
>>730969424
>>730969630

It's a 1200cc, it's quick. It's at least 3 times faster than your Econoline van or your mom's minivan.

It's a motorcycle club with deep roots in tradition, the Sportster is the platform most like the ones the founders of the club rode. Lightwight and powerful, stripped down, simple. We rejected a prospect for riding a V-Rod until he replaced it with an aircooled bike over 1000cc, it's right there in the bylaws. The fuck is the point of a MC if you let any asshole in two wheels in?
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>>730970483
Trying this hard

hahahahaha
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What state are you in faggot?
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>>730966144
So you finally got around to watching Sons of Anarchy and thought it would be fun to LARP?
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>>730966144
What do you think of this amazing bike?
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>>730970483
guess you could be a nigger. ive seen black bike clubs on anything
White 1%er ain't on no ladies bike faggot
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>>730966144
>1%er
Do you faggots use lube when you fuck each other at the meetings or just go in dry?
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>>730966144
OP is a FAGGOT
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>>730970047
Personally, I respect anyone on two wheels, Some of my brothers resent everyone on any bike that isn't from the US. Most don't care, though. I heard some bros I know beat the shit out of some guy on a Honda Shadow or Vmax or someshit because he gave them all a salute as he rode by. They took it as that Honda rider thought he was one of us. I don't agree with that, but such cases.

>>730970110
That's standard issue bike club shit. They get your bike and keep it if you leave early (before you die, if you are confused)
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>>730966144
are you cia or do you just work for them?
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>>730970483
Fucking laughing my ass off at you, faggot but then ... V-Rod?!?
goddamn I'm rolling on the floor!
should have done a bit more research huh?
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>>730966144
I'm 24 and got the highest score in my MSF class. My state doesn't lane split and I work 20 miles away, highways usually around 70mph. Should I start on a ninja 300 or a ninja 650/sv650/fz07? The r3 seems too tucked for commuting and the cbr300/cbr500 seem underpowered in their classes. klr650 and vstrom650 are also options.
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>>730966144
My experience with bikers is that they tend to be weak little individuals in need of a "clan" to feel safe.

You a little bitch too, bro?
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>>730966144
Warlock or Outlaw
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>>730971088
Preaching to the choir anon but how many 1%ers are on Sportsters? Exactly, none. Thread fake and sweet
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>>730970709
Florida, I thought I said that. Pretty sure I did. Did I?

>>730970893
>>730970984
>>730971033
Say some MC language in there otherwise I know you're a butt-hurt repressed faggots.

Yeah, everyone knows in our clubs shares women and assholes among each other, common knowledge. Between jerking off to Hitler, we have orgies in the clubhouse Also we never wash our riding jeans or cut.

Come down smell it sometime and you'd believe. You might be invited to the clubhouse, if you got a tight asshole and pale skin? Love to have you! haha.
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>>730968028
>how-to go to jail the post
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>>730966144
what's your worth
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Hello.
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>>730971442
at those speeds, something quick and heavy. (600lbs and up).
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>>730966144
Why the fuck should I care?
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>>730971670
you've been busted so give it up.
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