Story time >be me 18 years old >live in a small town with

Go faggot

>>730952549
No

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>>730952549

>>730952777
Do it anyway anon.

>>730952549
Go

Cont

>having dinner in the livingroom
>just the two of us
>she's sitting next to me
>she suddenly moves across my lap to get something from other side of the table
>her ass literally the softest thing in the world
>instant boner
>continue with dinner
>does it again after a minute or so
>dontfeelmybonerplease
>she keeps sitting in my lap now
>ohshit.jpg
>she actually starts moving up and down like she's riding me
>hnng.wmv

>>730953013
Meh, I'll continue reading this fake story

>she says shes going to the bathroom
>finish dinner
>walk into bathroom later that evening
>find her panties on the floor
>its soaking wet
>actual cum in there
>wtf.png

>went to my room
>she stayed downstairs watching a movie
>in room writing this atm

What do b?

>>730953351
Go downstairs and see what happens fag boy. If you don't want to do it tell me your address I'll come slam mommy with some hard cock.

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For those not believing me heres a pic of some other cumstained panties she left in my room

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>>730953657
fuck mom and post pics

>>730953351
ay you only live once man

>>730953351
Is she hot?

>>730953745
Op here, sure how do i go about this

>>730953906
10/10 ass 8/10 tits 8/10 face

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>>730952549
>sometimes find her panties or bra's in my room out of nowhere but im not complaining

Walk down there fully nude and errect and see what happens

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>>730953974
walk downstairs in just your boxers and ask what she's watching and if you can join, sit down next to her and let her lead from there, if she pounce on you ask if you can take a pic for later use when she's at work or w.e

OP here, I decided to have sex with her panties and put them in the refrigerator with my cum all over them. Now the waiting game begins...

>>730954241
"have sex with her panties"
lul

>>730954241
Kill yourself,

Best regards
Real OP

>>730954241
why have sex with cloth when you got a moist clam downstairs?

>>730954012
Then what are you waiting for? Just go watch whatever she's watching and see what happens from there

>>730954241
Wuss. GET THE PUSSY SHE WANTS YOU TO HAVE NOW!

>>730954336
She's actually sucking me off right now.
REAL OP

>>730954336
Real OP here, stop trying to hijack my thread faggot.

>>730954127
this

thread = derailed

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>>730954466

Real OP here, currently sniffing and licking my mom's toilet seat, it tastes like win!

>>730952549
Pic related?

>>730954127
Actually, this works. Go with this faggot

Alright, in my boxers walking downstairs right now, wish me luck

>>730954514

Time for some pictures.

OP probably got a tiny dick

I got my mom pregnant.

- Real OP

ok she is asleep on the couch, what should I do?

>>730954694
Inb4, she's got a bigger dick than OP

im a faggot
-REAL OHPEE

>>730954924
Go have sex with your brother

>>730954924
Is the movie still playing?

>Be real OP
>Go to mom with boxers tell her I have to grab something from her room
>She laying down watching tv
>Tell her I forgot my remote and to move because she might be laying on it.
>She rolls and is laying on her stomach
>Grab her butt and tell her I found the remote
>She starts blowing my balls
>Cum inside her pussy
>Dad enters the room in the midst of this
>Puts his dick inside her as well so we DP
>Both shoving her dicks inside her pussy
Cont?

>>730954794
>>730954924
Stop derailing my thread fucking retards,
Anyhow

>sat down next to her
>she gave me this weird look
>invited me under the blanket w her
>she said its hot and she removed her shirt
>we are currently watching a shitty movie
>shes only wearing a bra and some leggings

What do guys?

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>>730955170
let her make all the moves so she has all the responsibility in this.

>>730955170
Tell her you want some cereal

>>730955170
take off your shirt too

>>730955170
how the fuck are you writing this if you are actually in this position

>>730954966
>>730955068
Do you newfags not know that it is considerd very cunty (even on /b/) to pretend to be OP?

feed me Seymour
FEED ME

Post a pic first

real op here
>walk downstairs naked
>brother comes in wearing only underwear
>look at each other
>know what we have to do
>later that night
>laying down on bed
>start talking about how great the sex was
>mom is sitting in corner, crying
>thank my brother for letting me cum in his ass

>>730952549
post pics first

>>730955324
On my phone

As for shirt guy, im in my boxers
Shes kinda resting her head on my shoulder atm

>>730955170
Start giving her a normal kiss on her cheek and tell her u love her.

Next put ur head on her shoulder and put her arm around u

>>730955324
Smartphones exist

>>730953657
next time actually show the panties you fuck

>>730952549
And your name is Norman Bates

>>730955445
>>730955454
just wondering why he is less invested in slamming his mom than documenting it on 4chan

>>730955445
Get nekked m8, let ur mom see as you throw your boxers to the side then

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OP here, had my mom take my pic to show you newfags I'm about that life.

>>730952549
lets get some pick of mommy and well judge her

So OP, where is ur brother? Y she not moved on him and only u?

she put her hand down my boxers!!!!!

Pics or fake

>>730955721
Not a clue

>>730955792
Funny m8 xxxddd

>>730955792
Show her this thread and tell her about the story how u got into incest porn through 4chan

OP here, I'm really starting to second guess this.

>>730955792
Take them off then and/or put your hands down her panties

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>>730955327

>>730955937
You've come this far, don't be a faggot. Continue, this is what you want

>>730955937
dont back out lil bitch

Right so this is the final message of real OP, im gonna see if i can bone her now and im gonna stop fucking with this derailed thread

>>730955068
>My dad looks at me in a funny face
>I slap his as good
>Starting to lube his ass with his shit
>I start thrusting my dick in his ass while my mom blows my balls
>Tell dad I'm about to cum
>Put a load in his ass
>We all go to church the next day

>>730952549
No, not unless you have proof, which you don't. Shit ass Ero-Fic writing lamer.

>>730954241
>>730954466
>>730954636
>>730954794
>>730954924
>>730954966
>>730955068
>>730955380
>>730955619
>>730955792
And this is why /b/ needs IDs.

>>730955937
op, duck your mom and give her your babies.

>>730955445
Take her hand and guide it to your lower belly while looking at her eyes.

OP here, I changed my mind and went upstairs, you all can stop with the "REAL OP" shit, you faggots killed my boner

>>730956189
You actually found out all the fraud OP's, well done son

>OP here
>finally took off my boxers and shirt
>as soon as she saw my dick she started laughing uncontrollably
>ran upstairs to my room and starting crying
>I can still here her laughing downstairs

What do? Did i fuck up or can i still seal the deal?

>>730956189
Like sherlock holmes and shit

>>730956327
/b/tards on 4chan killed your boner when you were about to bang your allegedly hot mom? Wow, you are a fag

Real op here, my dad just came in naked and forced his dick down my throat, i liked it

Dissapointing

>>730956189
I just came 5 times!

>>730952549
Well if this story is true, then OP had sex with a real female at least not like the most of us on /b/. Kinda pity how u all mocking others for them having sex at all, but then urself craving for sex. Typical scum of the society being hypercritical.

>>730956189
Thanks /b/ro

DUDE! Get her pregnant, then you can be:

UNCLE DADDY!

OP here, seriously you guys, just hear me out for a minute, this is real and this is freaking me out, I have ONE shot at this, and I know I'd fuck this up on my own. Please, help a /b/rother out.

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>>730956574
>hypercritical

>>730956574
Fuck off, faggot OP.

I'M TEH REEL OP FUK U FAGGS! FCUKERS!!

>>730956666
Quads of truth

>>730956327
>Go down stairs again
>Tell mom I love her she says she loves me too
>Tell her I'm still a virgin but I'd fuck her any day
>She says she misses christmas
>Told her we should go to that new Scooby Doo movie
>She unzips my pants
Cont?

>>730956675

Sit down beside her, innocently rub her on your leg like you don't realize you are doing it. Make sure to rub towards her inner thigh, you will get her turned on, then see what happens.

>>730956666
QUADS OF HELL

I feel sorry for OP. This had the potential to be a good thread

>>730956574
This is OP lmao

>>730956666
Totally underrated and totally checked

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>>730956537

this thread SUCKS!

>>730956862
>Got on the floor
>Walked the dinosaur

>>730956994
All that that tell me from reading your statement is that you're a gullible teat who deserves to be fooled.

>>730956942

I bless this thread with righteous evil!

>>730957072
Not OP don't listen to him

Excuse me this is Bradley's mother what do you all think you are doing? You should be ashamed of yourselves! This is sick! Oh my god I can't believe what I am reading. Bradley will no longer be allowed here and I hope you all get the help you need.

>>730957219
Gibe da puSi boSS

>>730957219
Starts sucking you boy's balls first I'll consider getting some help

>>730957219

Awwww, mom, at least blow him. Boy needs some relief. You need a creamy drink.

I'm grounded.

- Bradley

>>730957219
If you arent going to fuck your faggot son please send sum nudies thx

Do it

>>730955380
fucking kek

>>730957532
How could you make this any more believable??????

>>730957219
No, this is a misunderstanding. We don't mean it that way. We a very civilized and well mannered community. We condemn all form of vulgarity and we preach the word of Christ. Please mother of Bradley, please believe us and let Bradley continue his way of learning the purity of being human with us.

>>730956666
>quads cannot tell a lie

Real OP back

>went downstairs with nothing on
>told mom I was jerking off and forgot the peanut butter
>she said "you don't need peanut butter"
>showed me her pussy
>it looked like an oily catchers mitt had rolled across a barbershop floor
>now I'm upstairs, my balls have retracted into my stomach, and I think I have permanent micro penis

>>730957219
We should be ashamed of ourselves and you should be rimming your son

To have legitimacy, OP i want a picture of your mother with you giving her a thumbs up just in view of the camera

Hey Mommy you should just do your son a favor and help him out a little

>>730958076
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Final message from OP: fuck all of you, absolute fucking retards. You all completely fucked up my thread..

>>730958642
It's pretty easy to blame the internet for being too much of a pussy to fuck your mom

>>730958642

>calls us retards
>wants to fuck his own mom

Wtf happened here holy crap

>>730958642
Yo mate it's honestly a good thing. This is 4chan. People are retarded

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Well I had a good time OP.

>>730958863
Op got fucked lmao

>>730955380
Kek

>>730952549
Where's the dinosaur?

>>730953657
its the 29th dumbass

>>730958642
OP here, STOP FUCKING FAKING PRETENBING TO BE ME

>>730960875
Lols the rage bruh xD

update from OP, stop pretending to be me, people. It gets confusing as shit, and proves you're all cunts.

just get on with fucking your mother instead of worrying about these faggots. post pics and greentext immediately afterwards.

>>730961682
>I'm currently penetrating my mother's asshole, I forgot to update, but I already blew my load once in her mouth and face

Wat do?
Seek therapy
Both of you. If you walk down that road you'll never live it down amd hate yourself forever.
Do you want a weird thing w your mom mouthing off to some future girlfriend about she fucked you first?

Update from the legit fucking real OP.

>Fucked her
>Mmmmmm

>>730962270
stfu let op fuck his mom

>>730962270
This.

>>730956161
you dont live with your dad. remember?.

Post her face ye fag

faggot post ur moms face

Hey hold the fuck on a minute, I'm really the OP who started this thread and I told you guys earlier that I fucked my mom's used panties and put them in the fridge. What have you stupid assholes been doing this whole time??? I was going to start another thread about what happened but I can see this shit is still going so I'll just green text what happened.

>Put used cum panties on second shelf of fridge
>Mom comes in and gets a pop from the fridge, doesn't notice them
>Move panties to top shelf and to the very front
>Little brother comes in and gets a go-gurt
>panties fell on the ground when he opened the door
>brother finds them and takes them to mom
>mom embarrassed and take them from him
>doesn't know he got them from the fridge thinks he just found them some where
>cum panties currently laying next to my mom on the couch and she keeps smelling her fingers
>dick is diamonds

What's my next move fags?

>>730963707

Go get the panties and put them in your pocket and walk away.

>>730964204
She took them to her bathroom with her and came back out without them, I'm gonna go sneak into her room and see if I can find them again and put them back in the fridge. I may make a second deposit.

>>730964581

I'd like to make a deposit into your mother. Post her picture, asshole.

>>730952549
Bump

Real OP here.

>I am actually the panties

Get Icecream from fridge.
Make two bowls.
Cum on one, cover both up with whipped cream.
Hand the cum one to mother.
Kek at her eating your semen.

>>730952549
Bra's? Not only are you a 12 yr old liar, you're an ignorant one.

>>730965705

Make bowl of ice cream, whipped cream in shape of panties on hers. Stare with straight face.

>>730966050

Make bowl of panties, use cum as whipped cream.

Ok so for some reason she threw the panties in the bathroom garbage but I dug them out and have them. But as a bonus my neighbor is at the door talking to my mom and I stole the sandwich she was eating from off the table. I'm gonna have sex with the sandwich and put it back, should I cum on the sandwich or in it??? Gotta make this fast.

>>730954012
Don't be a fag OP, post some pics.

>>730966357
Give it to the neighbor.

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>>730966357
>I'm gonna have sex with the sandwich

>>730954012
Post a picture of her.

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>asking /b/ for advice ever
What do you expect some 12 year old virgins to say to you?

Ok so the sandwich fucking didn't exactly work out and now she is wondering where her sandwich went. I paniced and said my little brother took it and how she is yelling at him. But I didn't get to cum in the sandwich so I still got a good load left, I was thinking about cumming on her tooth brush or on her toilet paper or tampons. What do guys?

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>>730967340
tampons won't work, because she will be on her period. Go for Toothbrush, let it dry.

>>730967514
Yea but the thought of my cum in her pussy makes me want to cum even harder. But that is a good point, maybe do it right before she goes to bed and has to brush her teeth so she can taste it fresh? Maybe cum a little on her toilet paper too?

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>>730967692
Nah it will spray too much. Go for toothbrush or if possible toothpaste.

You might also try to just simply be caught fapping by "accident" , that might work in your favor.

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Jesus fucking Christ how the hell did you go from trying to actually fuck your mom to having sex with panties and sandwiches?

>>730966697
I fucked a pb&j sandwich before

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>>730963707

>be op
>or don't, who cares
>take 1hr to masturbate into mother's underoos
>jizz is refrigerate after opening so fridge that shit
>take another hour to nap and enjoy life, cos y not?
>remember that people want to know about all this
>come back on 4tune and call everyone assholes
>leave satisfied
>jizz on brother that night
>refrigerate
>mom comes in for brek the next morning
>opens fridge, froze bro falls out
>mfw

>>730953013
Moves over, ass soft...

you've never actually experienced a woman on top of you, right?

>>730958076
Bless you. That is one of the few times I have ever actually laughed at something on /b/

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>>730953351
Go downstairs grab her by her hair and shove your cock in her mouth.

Alright so I went into her bathroom and found her birth control pills, I'm gonna open them and cum on the pills, I'll use her tooth brush to scoop up the extra and maybe rub some on her lipstick and curling iron. I'm going to leave the bathroom door open when I do this so if she catches me I'll try and make a move on her, wish me luck!!

>>730963707
>little brother takes off his clothes
>i lube his ass up
>mom rapes my brother with a strap-on
>mom only focuses on little brother
>atm in my rom crying naked
what i do now`?

>>730968585
replace birth control pills with tic tac. Kek at next brother born.

>>730953351
U like sloppy #2?

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>>730963707
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>>730968585
my sides are killing me

>>730968877

Today was a good day. Fake and gay, but entertaining.

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OP here, i've decided to prove flat earth theory instead

REAL OP HERE

Fuck all of you, i swear to fucking Christ i hope you all rot in satan's hell and get anally buttfucked up the ass for eternity by a demon with 17 cocks. I came here for advice on how to stick my phellagic member into the sexual organ of the woman who gave me life. SHE'S HOT, I WANNA FUCK. IT'S NOT MY FAULT IM GETTING MORE PUSSY THAN YOU FAGGOTS. But maybe you're right, i should've been sharper to think about this. Some bitch off the street told me no one would give a fuck about my life. Fuck, somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me. I aint the sharpest tool in the shed...

>>730963707
OMG stop fucking idiots i give up soon
>my dad just came home
>my mom ran into her own rom and trew away the cum filled panties
>then she came into my rom and locked the door
>now im writing on 4chan and she is akwardly sitting besideds me while i right
>then my brother goes on a family masacre and killes everyone gg

>>730969376
i cant believe this

>>730969376
>"GETTING MORE PUSSY THAN YOU"

>>730969376

Low energy.
End it please.

Now that the autism has stopped REAL OP HERE can tell you all what happened
>i went downstairs naked
>she said "Fuck me now"
>we started
>i came in 3 seconds
>been crying ever since