Oh No!
A gang of std-riddled serial rapist clowns have kidnapped you, bound, gagged, and stuffed you in a conspicuous black van, and are taking you to an abandoned warehouse in central Nevada, where they plan to do unspeakable things! Not all hope is lost, the main character from the last movie you've watched is attempting to rescue you, but no one else will know of your predicament until it's too late.
> How fucked are you?
>>730951833
Way too long to read..
Uh, Jack Black from Nacho Libre I suppose. I trust him.
>>730951833
yaay! saved by Wolverine.
Then we go drinkin.
>>730951833
Judge Dredd,pretty meh
About 75% of the villains from suicide squad. I think I'm fine.
batman v superman....does this mean i get both? either way i think i'm good
I choose to be horribly raped and possibly killed by these clowns.
SHIT YEAH
I got the terminator
harry from eraserhead
Major from Ghost in the Shell. I am okay with this.
>>730951833
>John Wick 2
I'm fucking golden
> A History of Violence
I think I'm good.
I guess I win
I watched Taken last night
>>730951833
Patrick Bateman
Fucking clutch
I just have to escape him after
Doctor Strange. I'm good.
Mad Max...I might survive
>Passion of the Christ
I'm good unless these clowns have some nails
FUCK CORY FROM CORY IN THE HOUSE. /b/ I'M FUCKED
>>730951833
Hellboy.
I'm probably going to be ok
Sam and Dean from supernatural. They got this shit. Thank you God
>>730951833
Scarlett jhohansonn from ghost in the shell Woop Woop after she saves me maby we can shit in each others genitals and molest foetuses
>>730951833
So its toriko for me ... hmm i take it
>>730951833
The last movie I watched was Sin City, so I think i'm good.
A snow leopard
>>730951833
John Wick.
Wew
>>730951833
>Snake Plissken.
I think I'm in good hands for ESCAPE FROM NEVADA
likely fucked...
Just watched the Starcrash episode of the MST3K reboot.
I got a guyliner wearing, perm sporting, laser sword wielding David Hasselhoff.
>>730951833
Austin Powers. I'm saved.
Frank Abagnale Jr.
>>730951833
>The Babadook
Welp, I'm fucked
>>730951833
>Jesus of Nazareth
>>730951833
Simba from The Lion King. should be interesting
Obi Wan Kenobi vs the Rapist Clowns.
Canon Star Wars movie
Shit i watched "Help!"
You think Ringo is gonna come through?
Snake Plissken
>>730951975
congrats. you are rescued just before they homosex you to death........to death.....
Fuck I watched Tenacious D last night. Hope JB and KG can beat them with their rock.
Scott pilgrim, that will be fucking awesome
Russian avenger team. They couldn't deal with some babyfaced gym god with universal remote as a weapon, so... I pretty much fucked. Srsly, they suck. The guy in charge of it is going to shock hollywood with the free artwork from anonymous painters... that sent him tons of dicks...
>>730951833
John Wick, feeling pretty fucking good about my chances.
Jennifer Jason Leigh and Jude Law, from Existenz, debate whether the savage anal rape we are enduring at the hands of a harlequin buggery cult is real, or part of an immerse videogaming experience.
>John Wick
Yeah those fuckers are ded lol
>>730951833
The motherfuckin power rangers
>>730951833
>Hunter S. Thompson
I'm fucked aren't I
>The Terminator
I think I'm good
Come at me pussies
>>730951833
John Wick
God better have some mercy on those clowns
>>730951833
Lucky Luck! fuck yeah!!
my ass i save
>>730954663
but not before it get's kinky
cause... you know, comedy and all
Logan
Dis gon be gud
Interstellar
A man in the 5th dimension
I'm fucked
>>730951833
liam neeson
>>730951833
... chris farley from tommyboy... can david spade please come as well???? I guess I'm fucked either way arent I...
>>730951833
Doctor Strange. Fuck ya
SANDY WEXLER BABY IM FUCKING SAVED
>>730951833
The last movie I watched was IT, so I think I'm good.
>>730961287
That's just one more clown anon.
Kek. Considering that bunch of Japs in planes from WW2 era are going to save me. I'm actually fine. I hope. (Movie is Pearl Harbor)
>>730951833
I'm good.
>>730951833
I can't even remember what movie I saw last. shows are were it's at
Oh boy oh boy oh boy i get to fuck me some clowns
>>730951833
Hannible Lecter is coming.
trainspotting t2. I don't think a junkie is gonna be able to rescue me.
>>730951833
The last movie i see, it have to be the whole movie to count?
>>730951833
Great. Norm Macdonald from Dirty Work is coming to save the day
>>730951833
Peter Quill from Guardians of the Galaxy. I should be okay.
Actually though, I'd probably be fine with that, except for the STDs.
>>730951833
An actor/actress is meant tp save me? Fuck that, they are fucking useless.
>>730951833
i cant even remember the last movie i watched
>fast and the furious 8
Dominic Toretto
John Wick. I think I'm fine.
>>730951833
Oh,it's Patrick Bateman
I'm fucked