1. What is the worst thing you have done to a girl? 2. Who

>>730948288
I became one

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>>730948288
>Who did she react?

>>730948288

I was in like second grade and I called a girl standing in front of me ugly. Like in a really cruel and mean way. It's always haunted me. I hate myself and deny myself most of life's simple pleasures for penance.

>>730948471
fag

>>730948288
Pulled a slut's hair really hard back in 7th grade because of a dare. She turned around and smiled. I was kind of in shock because I pulled that pony tail as hard as I could

>>730948288
1. Threw a hammer on a girl in 6th grade.
2. Mental breakdown. I said she was in the wrong place at the wrong time and got away with warning.

>>730948471
At least you just call her ugly once, i call my ugly classmate ugly everyday of my grade 6. I still feel bad about it.

>>730948288
Oh i got a few
>/ punched a bitch from my class so hard that she cried for a solid 10 mins..but she started it by slapping me "jokingly"
>/ set a girl's hair who used to sit with me, on fire, not intentionally tho, was just playing with the lighter right behind her
>/ around 7 of us collectively spitted in class monitor's water bottle cos she was mean to us

>>730948288
Led a girl on but called her ugly then she killed herself a few months later

>>730948288
I loved her

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>>730948288
I smashed girls skull with a plastic milk tray in 6th grade. she didn't react as she was unconscious the entire recess. everyone hated her, so the teachers didn't give a shit. I was showing a new guy around that day, so while I was taking a shit, she came inside and got mad at the new guy for some reason. then he ran and hid. that guy became my best friend, and I fucked the girl that very summer. and no it wasn't my virginity. I lost that in second grade with my first girlfriend after finding porn for the first time together on her mother's laptop. I had a very weird childhood.

Haha I was really terrible as a kid.

1. During Kickball some girl in my grade tagged me out so I grabbed and pulled her arms as hard as I could.
2. In 5th grade some black girl was taunting me so I called her the N word. She started crying of course and telling all the teachers/other students. Never knew why I didn't get in any trouble because she was always nice to me after that. Oh well.

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Went to her place with the promises of having sex with her. Ended up not wanting to do her so I just took a lot of her weed with me and made her pay for a taxi so I could go home.

She was so desperate that she just forgave me once I apologized for it the next time we saw.

>>730949384
i rather hear the story about your first time tbh

>>730949384
you seem like the type who rode the short bus to school

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Tell my friend that he has a micropenis.
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>>730949384
So do you spend all of your day lying on 4chan or..

I stole my hot cousin's panties when she was swimming in the sea. she didn't say anything, but she looked freaked out when she didn't find them and she looked everywhere. i was scared as fuck, i was only 13 at the time. i fapped into them for years

>>730949216
fag

Rimmed her ass, she asked me to brush my teeth and never do it again

>>730949384
how dafuc did you tiny pee pee enter in her?

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>>730949234
cool story bro

Cheat on her, pretend it never happened

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>>730948288
>gf wants me to fuck her
>she's on her period
>decide its a good idea
>smelly but OK
>fuck around on and off all day
>eventually gotta go home
>get text from her in the middle of night
>she didn't remove her tampoon while we were fucking
>couldn't reach far enough to grab it
>she got extremely sick and almost died of toxic shock
>mfw I almost fucked a girl to death
>reaction: wanted to try anal next weekend

>>730948288
i hope she smells good, next time put your nose on her hair and give a big inhale for me.

I stabbed a girl in my class during 4th grade with pen. I hit just an arm, so it was not so serious.
How did she react? Well, she was in pain.

>>730948288
i accidently spit in a girls face once, she did not like it

more intressting story

>girl walks past
>fucking ugly yo
>just happen to be talking about ugly people
>see the look on her face she thinks we are talking about her
>walks away
>comes back a little bit later
>this time we are talking about retards
>bitch thinks we are talking about her again
>she jumps and and tries to punch me
>i just wrestle her to the ground and laugh
>perplexed by why she tried to hit me
>says i was saying mean stuff about her
>bitch please not everyone is talking about your ugly face
>comes back 5 min later
>tries to stab me with a screw driver she got from shop class
>breaks the skin on my arm
>knock her out cold

>>730948288
consentual sex in the missionary position.

her reaction was remaining unsatisfied

>>730949945
happen to me once, but I was able to reach and pool it out (took 20 minutes though). and she also liked anal. she was good sex, but mentally fragile and quite horrible.

>>730949302
underrated post

>6th grade
>new girl in school
>her family probably didn't have much money, she was always wearing old clothes and smelled like cigarette smoke
>threw wood chips at her every day at recess, usually for the entire duration
>called her ugly

she tried to ignore it, but sometimes she would snap and cry, ask me why i was so mean, etc.

i hope she knows that i hate myself

please be nice to people, anons

>>730948288
said "hello" and thus varbally raped her right there in front of everyone.

>>730950244
sick fuk

Kept videos I told her I deleted, she got mad

>>730949459
you devil you

>>730949845
it didn't at first, but she insisted on sitting on me. then it happened and I felt it inside her.

>>730950360
Did you know that bullies are more likely to an hero than their victims?

>>730949515
what does that mean...

>>730948794
some like it rough

>>730948288
Kept a girl busy while my pothead friend took her high as fuck friend into the bathroom and fucked her.

She started throwing up, crying, and bleeding. So we just left her to her friend and left.

She would avoid us in school like a scared animal, so all good.

Regular stuff: Cheated on her with some Irish girl and another Colombian girl (she was Colombian too.) She never found out but she broke up with me anyway.

Retard stuff: Drooled over her. She didn't do anything. I don't know if she even noticed. I literally fell asleep on her lap and we weren't even dating.

>>730948288
Was in high school, both me and girlfriend were virgins. Had sex broke up with her the next week. Afterwards she asked why and told me she loved me

>>730950771
>"some"

Also I have a crush on the girl OP posted. I don't know her but she's almost exactly my kind of grill.

>>730950360

>i hope she knows that i hate myself

It's never too late to apologize for previous behaviour.

>>730950712
point proven

>>730949302
This probably

1. In high school me and this little faggot I can't even say was my friend used to push each other around in the hallways between classes and exaggerate how hard we were pushed as an excuse to slam into random people without really knowing who we were being pushed into. There was this chubby chick standing around and drinking a Gatorade and she received the full brunt of my shoulder to her tits and fell on her back. She was completely soaked in blue Gatorade when I turned to look briefly.
2. I don't know I ran away like a maniac lol

>>730948288
Once roasted a teacher and she started crying an abandoned the class for the day

>>730950244
MODS

>>730948288
*Whom

did sex to girle

I don't know if it counts, but when I was like 12 or 13 my mom took me to one of her friend's house. She was like 30-something and pretty hot. She let me play videogames and watch TV in one of the rooms. I was snooping around and found a drawer full of panties and I fapped to some of them. At first I thought they were hers, but there were pictures of a college-age girl in the room, so to this day I don't know whose panties they were.

>>730949573
why should I lie on 4chan? I have literally no gain from that. do people actually do that? besides from the obvious shit posts?

>>730951292
fagget

>>730950360
something like this

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>>730951106
kek
also captcha i just got kekekek

>>730948288
I was very young with no experience... I penetrated anally a girl, but she was seriously hurt.
She never wanted anal sex anymore.

>>730951925
You cunt.

It's fucks like you that spoil it for the rest of us

>me in 4th grade or so
>secret Santa bullshit
>I get the poor girl
>her parents are conveniently jehovah witness so their broke asses never have to buy their kids shit
>she never got presents her entire life
>nows her big chance
>not on my watch
>be me life long horrible procrastinator
>never bothered to get a present
>panic the day of present exchange day
>go to school store in the morning
>buy one of those little plastic naked trolls with fuzzy bright hair
>merry Christmas
>look of disappointment on her face burned into the folds of my brain
Her last name was literally 'Gay' too. Why the fuck would you bring kids into this world under those circumstances.

>>730952151
what did she get you in return?

>>730952351
I don't think it was a direct exchange. I think everyone had someone else at random. No idea who got me what.

>>730948288
I have done things to women which are pretty nasty.

I knew my ex and I were splitting. Her mate was a weirdo and was fucking up her life, turning her into a bitch ("where's my wedding cake, anon?"). I just led her along, waited until her parents (alcoholics) were getting divorced (lost their jobs, house etc..) and then dumped her. She cried for months.

I started screwing this gothic redhead. Daddy issues. Started to be a bitch to me, wanting fancy cars and shit. Her dad was an insurance rep with liver disease and lived for 3 months afterwards. She was a bitch to me once too often and I just left her stranded in the middle of knowhere out a drive one day. Ta' ta'.

These two women were friends. One had two kids to two different men, was a bitch. Liked me though. Introduced me to her female friend, fucking total bitch, but was in an 'open relationship', with her current bf. Red Flag right away. Started to hit on me real hard in front of everyone, including current bf and her mate who introduced us. I led her along and made her think we were getting into a relationship ... and then brutally put it to her that there was no emotional attachment between us. She cried a lot and has never spoke to me ever since. Everybody knew she was a fucking whore after that.

>>730948288
1. Yelled "fatty" across the classroom to her
2. The turned around and just came to me like like I asked as nothing happened.

>>730948288
Bitch clearly into me, gets invited to party/throws a party idk. Doesn't invite me, (bear in mind, I'm like her best friend in that particular circle of people, albeit not the most attractive), I ghost her on all social media and she can't take a fucking hint. Tell her to fuck off until she realizes that I'm not going to take her shit. She doesn't, ends up with me telling her, she apologizes and I get feels again. What do /b/?

>>730953079
fuck that. string her along until you fuck her and get nudes, post 'em here and ghost the bitch again

>>730949945
>>730950245
Women are disgusting how can you even stand fucking a literal bleeding hole, ill take boipucci anyday of the week yes please

>>730953079
>clearly into me
>doesn't invite me

>>730953079
Drugs/Booze/Money will cancel out your ugliness.

Pick 1 and get to work.

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>>730950699

>>730948288
>>730948288
Beat the shit out of my ex and the dude she cheated on me with.

2.5 years in prison. Worth every moment.

>>730948288
Girl is 10/10.

Is a picky bitch who just looks right down at men and sees through them all. I'm up for the challenge. She speaks 4 languages, has a degree, a very clever and total bitch. No problem for me, that's a game to me.

Nine weeks pass and haven't put a hand on her or made a move and she's like "wtf....? This guy doesn't want me. Why is that?"

She tries to make me jealous and sends me a "Your dumped message", then tries to apologise. I ghost her for 9 months and she won't fucking give up stalking me. "I'm sorry anon, please take me back I like you! (sob sob sob)"

I get her arrested for being a stalker. She ends up having to see a psychiatrist for 3 months.

>>730953434
20% of suicidal thoughts are had by bullies and victims together? What is this chart telling me?

>>730953601
If a bully is also a victim of bullying, they have a higher chance of suicide

>>730953601
Stupid europeans

>>730949221
> i nearly knocked out a girl because she annoyed me
> i nearly killed a girl because i'm fucking retarded and can't control my extremeties
> i did something disgusting because i can't handle not being treated like a princess by everyone i meat

this is you. fucking pathetic.

>Dude made fun of me for playing Magic the Gathering
>Went to middle school with his cute as fuck sister
>Picked on her and started dating her
>Got her to the point she would suck my dick every time she came over
>Summer vacation came around never saw her again
>Next school year she looked like shit and was pregnant from some dirtball
>Never talk to her again and she goes to special drug/retard/whore classes in basement of school
Mission succeeded.

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>>730948288
In Jr high was tasked with writing a paper about a random subject. The teacher would go the extra mile and read each paper to the whole class so I formulated my plan to fuck with thus bitch in my class that I hated. Wrote my paper on how ugly and stupid she was and how she burns coal (worded it different) to much hilarity. Made the bitch cry and the rest of the class roar with laughter. Never felt bad. Ever.

That was 25 years ago. I'm an oldfag.

Pulled a knife on gf ex boyfriend and gf at the time.
She ended up leaving me to get back with him, month later she gets dumped by him again(dumb bitch) she calls me up and we fuck til I start cucking her next boyfriend lmao no comdoms every time and she also squirts too. Not with her anymore no fucks given.

>>730951520
Fair enough, but are you saying that the people who say they've raped/killed/etc on here are telling the truth? lol we all know they're just nerdy little bitches who act edgy online..

>>730948794
>>730953802
This gif popped into my head too kek

>>730953802
hehe

>>730952772

You're hitler

cuz

u literally dindu nuffin rong

There was this Indian looking girl, and when I was in middle school she made fun of my name comparing it to poop. So I compared the color of her skin to poop. Along the lines of:

>> Anon your last name sounds like the word poop hahahaha
>> me: well at least I don't look the same color as poop...


She just stared at me

>>730953292
I don't think I could do that without spaghetti falling out everywhere. (Kinda betafag minus the overall scrawnyness and cancerous comments). How can I become a smooth talker like you /b/ros?

>>730954140

>She just stared at me


if you grew up today and did that

you would be sent to a gulag goy

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>>730949216
>tfw I was publicly cruel and mean to my childhood crush from 3rd to 8th grade

Honestly the only real regret I have in life. I finally got the courage to apologize to her junior year of high school.
>I only have to forgive you, but I won't forget what you've done
(She's very religious and they preach forgiveness)

Feelsbadman

It turns out she used to like me too. I haven't seen her in years and she actively denies any social media request (only tried a couple times, I have some dignity)

I've just got to accept what's been done and move on, but it just hurts

>>730953548
are you an idiot? do you really think you've won because you played petty games with a girl?
jesus christ, i hope more guys like you are this retarded, that's natural selection at its finest.

I used to post many girls on fb fap threads and such and have had them cock and cum tributed. Is that bad?

called her a cunt and never spoke again

>>730951052
Shut the fuck up your morally righteous buttfaggot.

>>730948288
I put an ambien in my ex's drink one night because she wouldn't shut the fuck up. It worked.

>>730954659
Did she is died

>>730954434
Hey Mr. White Knight..

If the truth be told I actually liked her. Smart, sexy, intelligent. But, she was a total fucking bitch who thought she was better than everybody, like, top-tier who was to be worshipped.

She played the game once to often and got ignorant. She lost. End of story.

>>730948288
>1. What is the worst thing you have done to a girl?
>2. Who did she react?

ATM

She dug it

The worst thing I've done to a girl is ignore her. Girls literally cannot handle the lack of attention.

>>730953802
Where is this girl

Smash a glass framed photo of my ex, over my ex.

>>730948288
>who did she react

What a pleb

>>730953770
wtf are you even on 4chan for if you don't plan to see shit you'll think is "Pathetic"

>>730953770
kek why so salty m8?

met a very cute and dumb 16yo girl online when I was 23yo.
endured her stupid messages and phone calls for weeks, just wanting to kiss / fuck her.
when we finally meet, she was shy and dumb as fuck, and didn't want to do anything aside from boring shit such as shopping and few light kisses. i couldn't grab her tits or ass for more than 1-2 sec.
also, she was almost never physically available, so our relation was 99% texting / phone calls bullshit, completly wasting my time and energy.

i thought about broking up, but had already invested so much energy in the relation ... so I insisted hard to make her go to my flat, and when she ended up accepting I was like "fuck yeah"...

when she came, we laid down my bed, kissed like once or twice, after that she basically said "stop", and looked down to the ground. she then moved to a chair and proposed we could play PS4.
that shit got me mad, so I removed my shirt and insisted... she was still sitting on the chair, looking at the ground, more shy than ever... at this point I was like, "nothing to lose", so I got naked and pulled my dick near her face, saying something like "i really want more"... she wasn't moving, scared and shy as fuck, so I just put my dick on her lips... at first she moved her lips away, but then after 2-3 trials she ended up opening her lips and sucking my dick.
i facefucked her for a few minutes before facializing her. then we talked for a few minutes (she wasn't really chocked, but clearly said she didn't like it, and was a bit angry), i brought her to the nearest subway, and never answered her text / phone calls anymore after that.
she harassed me for 2 months before stopping to contact me.

>>730953548
Legend

>>730953770
Coming from someone who has never kissed a girl.

>>730955070
Location? Interested in meeting

>>730954539
somebody's gotta do it

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>>730949510
>be a little shit in second grade
>im the type of kids that the parent is in denial about being bad
>get caught stealing from a store "it's your fault for encouraging him with laying your wares for him to grab. ill talk to your manager"
>think to myself "bitch, please. I am guilty. I planned how to do this shit with my mate and it fucking worked"
>say to mother "i...I was scared. I was confused, mommy! I thought it was ok I swear!"
>big sideways smirk to store lady
>dirty look back
>meet friend and smirk while bragging about dodging a bullet
>this girl that was clinging around us comes and wants to talk with us
>wanna hear the story
>>wow anon! you're so brave (sounds retarded in English, but not in my mother tongue)
>she flirts with me
>to retarded to notice and think she just is being retarded
>some months pass, and the girl has joined our gang at this point
>she is cool, and we treat her like we treat anyone else.
>sudanly, she asked me to be my gf out in the open
>>anon... I'm in love with you... can we be together...?
>>wow... uh... ok, why not I guess
>>omg I'm so incredibly happy! I can't wait to tell my mum!
>>see you tomorrow girlfriend
>she is now incredibly clingy, but I'm not surprised. we're together after all
>visiting each other after school and stuff
>one day, her mother gets a new laptop
>we feel very edgy as usual and google "sex"
>>omg anon no haha
>>you a pussy or something?
>>no
>then I press enter, and normal porn appears
>awholenewworld.mp3
>start to watch some of it together
>watch shit like girls getting strapped to the ceiling while being fucked by a dildo robot
>gf suddenly asks "should we maybe try this as well? it looks so fun"
>>sure, why not

>>730954140
so what's your last name?

I accidentally slided my 6.5 inch girth cock into my ex gf ass (we were oiled and we were doing it fast)
She just left me because she thought i did it on purpose (sry for bad englando)

>>730948351
Post you feminine penis.

>>730955274
Your funny

>>730954434
lol, what a neet

>>730949945

lol your dick must be tiny, how do you not notice she has a tampon in there?

>>730955347
That does sound like shit and britcuck, no wonder the hindu felt at liberty to your betaness kek

>>730948288
>be me
>8th grade
>recent growth spurt and lost all my puberty weight
>tall and lean as fuck
>still think like a fatty (I wasn't that heavy but felt like I was, zero self esteem)
>raised catholic, just lip service from me but that means around 8th grade you do confirmation
>church has a day where confirmation-age kids get excused from school to go to a "retreat" for a few hours (just visit a seminary with other churches)
>hang out with people I sort of knew from classes at school, no one I'm close with
>they're more social, talk to people from other schools, mostly the girls
>at some point we're in a short lecture thing inside, in rows of chairs
>two of the girls the others talked up are whispering to each other the whole time
>after the lecture, we're stuck sitting there a while
>people I know turn around and talk to the girls, I mind my own
>one of the girls whispers to one of my friends
>he taps me on the shoulder and turns me around
>"Yo, she likes you" pointing at one of the girls
>I look at her, hadn't paid her much attention
>Completely unprepared for this sort of thing, girls never gave a fuck about me that way
>Have no response, I'm not particularly attracted to her but she isn't ugly
>my response, right in front of her
>"So?"
>she starts crying
>friend can only manage to respond with "Dude.."
>we all get up to confess our sins to a deacon


I never even knew her name, but I felt like such a cunt. I'm nearly twice that age now and I still remember it.

>>730948379
someone cut her hair

I was on vacation in South America and met a street prostitute and went back to her place with her. When we got there her daughter was also there and the woman asked if I wanted her for a little extra. I was drunk and horny so I went through with it and spent the night fucking her daughter. Problem is she was young, like way too young to be doing that stuff with. I regret it as it was a horrible thing to do but also secretly one of the best nights of my life.

>>730950376

Patriarchy!

>>730955347
>''your funny''
dang, that doesn't sound like poop at all, was the indian girl retarded or something?

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>>730955242

continue the story of how I consensually lost my virginity to my first girlfriend at 7

>go to her room and take off our clothes
>>anon? why do you get big?
>>idk. just happens sometimes I guess
>>can I touch it?
>>sure...
>she just touch the tip and basically plays with it as a cat with a string hanging from the table
>>wanna try it now?
>>yes anon
>goes for missionary like a cuck, but didn't know any better. I was 7 years old
>was fine, but tickled a lot
>didnt really penetrate her
>can still remember the smell and the sounds of it all.
>she fakes an orgasm while we do it because she acts like they did in the porn
>>anon, I want to try on the top now
>>sure. let's try it
>she sits on me and just right on it
>it's in alright
>gets scared and push her off
>>omg anon, it went inside me!
>>oh... wanna try it again?
>>yes...
>we keep doing this for an hour maybe, then we hear her mother coming home
>>I'M HOME!
>>oh shit!!
I put my pants on and my shirt on
>she puts on her panties and shirt, but didn't get time for the pants
>cover herself with the blanket.
>>hi mother
>>hi darling. can you help me with something?
>>yes... wait a second though
>she notice her pants on the floor
>>young lady! you need to wear pant while having visitors!
>>y..yes mother
>close one
>she leaves
>I eat dinner and go home after
>continue this cycle until I move to the other side of the country because my parents get a job.
>found an old photograph of our class
>find her name and googles her
>ad her on facebook and we immediately starts to chat
>mfw she has a gf and is lesbian now
>mfw I lost my virginity to a lesbian
your choice if you choose to believe it or not. I chose to write it all, and I know it's true, so I don't care if any or even all of you think it's fake. I would think that too.

>>730954136
Hey, I admit that I am nasty whereas Hitler played the same position.

Women are whores who are here to be used, abused and fucked.

>>730954921
some bdsm warehouse in downtown michigan

>>730953425
this is solid advice

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Spying on her and posting her vids online

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>>730955874

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>>730948288
Well, nobody knows but i raped this girl called Claire when i was in college.

She doesn't know is I was the one who did it but i am glad i taught her a lesson. Had police trying to find out who i was, but thanks to stuff like CSI and ncis i knew how to cover my tracks (condom, alibi, gloves, DNA, mask, witnesses.

I basically asked her out and she called a spotty no life freak and it fucking hurt. I watched her discretely and found out where she lived and noticed she walked down this secluded path after college on her own and knocked her unconscious with a bat and raped her.

I know, i am probably sick. But you wouldn't understand the satisfaction it gave me to see her life fall apart after that, crying in class and never turning up.

Some people deserve rape.

Pic related: her.

>>730948288
Fucked my ex in her sleep several times, she never found out.

>>730953770
You're on /b/ you need to expect autism like this.

>>730955874
neat

>>730956117
yeah whatever

>>730948288
i nearly choked my ex to death out of anger

>>730956059
moar! moar ! moar!

>>730953709
>lose war to farmers with cheap guns
>calls Europeans stupid
chose one

>>730949834
kek

>>730949234
well that was one wild ride

>>730956059
what the fuck is she doing with her nipples?

>>730948288
Who did she react OP?

>>730955874
nah, it's believable. Not like most kids would get up to that shit if left alone, but I've known people who confessed they had similar experiences in childhood. Retarded to call it "losing your virginity" though, literally just children doing shit they don't understand. It's not sex in any meaningful way.

And it's not like the lesbian part is surprising, either. It wasn't like you were acting out of sexual interest, just basic curiosity.

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>>730956306
Do you prefer her butt or her tits??

>>730956348
not him, but what war are you even trying to reference?

>>730948288
6th grade, held a pencil vertically on the bench where a girl was seated next to me, it poked her ass and made me cry. We were seated 4 people per bench, poor country school.

>>730948288
I once called a girl a bitch literally behind her back. she heard me, looked at me like your picture then left the room for a few minutes then came back like nothing happened.

I didnt know she was there.

>>730948288
Gave a girl herpes. She was upset. Still wanted to fuck though. I guess she got over it.

Gave current girl HPV in are of her asshole. She was upset. Still wants to fuck though. Been together almost 4 years. She sometimes is concerned about what she'll do if we break and she starts fucking someone else. Wondering if she'll tell them before sex or whatever.

I became really good friends with one girl when I was a kid. I was such a weird kid, I was really moody and she knew how to get on my nerves sometimes so I just decided one day "fuck it" and stopped talking to her and ignored her. She cried for a week straight but idgaf.

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>>730956117
huh. you'd be the first one I'd suspect. "well, there was that spotty no life freak that won't stop staring at me, and I'm pretty sure has been following me everywhere. Yeah, that guy."

>>730956117
she looks like a hoe, maybe if you gave her 50 bucks you can get your dicksucked

>>730956435
her phone number, name, fb profile. everything. i want to be her lover.

>>730949522
>no
>1 vote
Filip trying to defend himself

>>730956525
that's some whitetrash shit right there

>>730948288
There was this girl i had a crush on, but was friend-zoned hard.
She was from a poor home, so i guess it was difficult.
One day she tell me that they are being kicked out of their apartment for blatant (and she says it was unfair) violation of the no pet rule.
She is going to stay with a male friend of hers.
Obviously i am filled with worry and jealousy.
I tell her to "make sure she keeps her pants on," or something, i cant remember. it was something to do with not letting the guy take advantage of her.
This is apparently the worst thing i have ever done to a girl because she flips shit and turns all of our mutual friends against me.

>>730956420
exactly. I'm very confused if I lost it at 7 or 12. it was inside her after all. she sat on me and I felt her pussy around my whole dick. but as you say, it never meant something really. just curiosity, but I remember it as very hot and sexual, so I'm confused. it was the first time i penetrated a pussy, but i didn't have "real" sex before i was 12

>>730948288
Launched a burning marshmellow into a girls hair when I was like 8

took pictures of my sister and her boyfriend changing at the lake. We go every year so I know where she goes to change, got there ahead of them and took pics of her. She's not even that hot really, but I still fap to them regularly. I took a shit in one of her shoes during a house party she threw, because she pissed me off earlier that day. Blamed the guy she liked at the time, she blew up at the dude at school, yelling and screaming. He got a rep for shitting in her shoe, became ghettofamous in our area, even started taking credit for it.
Anyway usual brother sister stuff

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>>730956652
Lol glad you like her

>>730956525

Actually pretty middle class white dude. I've just had lots of sex. If you don't have herpes and/or HPV by the time you're 30, you just haven't gotten laid enough!

Girls were/are Arab and Asian.

Should I feel like a bad person? It takes two to tango.

>>730957053
I don't think shitting in your sisters shoes and fapping to her naked is very normal

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>>730956502
Vietnam

>>730957206
you're on /b/ my friend. The definition of "normal" here might be a tad more elastic then you're used to

>>730951052
she's probably 6 feet under by now

>>730955571
Reminds me when I was at the bar with my mom and her nigger boyfriend. I got my ass handed to me at pool by both of them and there was a cute girl obviously watching me. My moms nigger boyfriend tells me she wants to play me but I'm a fucking drunk, defeated retard and say loud enough for her to hear "probably just wants to pull my skin back". I wanna die.

>>730957191
> If you don't have herpes and/or HPV by the time you're 30, you just haven't gotten laid enough!
yup, whitetrash
whatever makes you happy m8

I found my 13 year old sister hot so i went into her room and came in her panties in her sleep.

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>>730953548
>Things that never happened.

>>730951520
You get self validation from it from others because it's a story others could never imagine to have happen to them and you have some form of superiority complex. I'm not calling you a liar as I honestly couldn't care less, just giving reason to why people could think you're lying.

>>730953079
tell her to fuck off and continue ghosting her.

>fingering her butt during seks
>fucking chunk of poo on finger
>grab clump of hair to "be rough"
>use hair to clean poo off finger

don't think she ever knew

this was about 10 years ago
I was 15 or 16
>live in a small area
>one slut that takes me and around 5 mates dicks whenever we want
>we live right near a large bush area
>me and mates have an idea
>one of the boys takes her into the bush to get a gobbie
>gets her top and pants off, all she is left wearing are her undies
>mate grabs her clothes and runs
>we are waiting at the end of the fire trail in a ute
>mate jumps in and we sit there for half an hr waiting for her to appear
>15 minute walk back to her house from there
>on her walk/hide/jog home it took about half an hr
>until we got close to her house we kept driving passed her spitting, pissing and throwing eggs at/on her
we treated her like the filthy whore she is, no regrets, still talk to her sometimes and last rooted her last year

>>730955070
Kek youre a horrible person

>>730958568
she didn't talk to me for 6 months, though she has never spoken to any other of my mates again

>>730948288
Tasered a bitch then dragged her behind bushes.
She thought I was gonna rape her.
Started screaming and everything.
I just took some money from her purse and took her shoes (sidewalks are super hot;shoe melting temp)

>>730954148
Three things famo
1. Don't think about what's going to happen if you fuck up something.
2. Lock on your target like those rockets you see in the movies. Your target is her pussy, so do everything possible to get it.
3. Just tell her what to do. Don't ask questions.

>>730954387
just keep trying and when she finally accepts just tell her you're truly sorry and then ghost the fuck out of her. Your job is not yet done my friend.

>>730954659
Where'd you get it? were you prescribed to them?

>>730948288
1. An ex of mine was chatting and sending nudes to some dude in Cali. I found out and beat the shit out of her.

2. I held that bitch down for a year before I realized I couldn't deal with emotionally unstable, attention-whoring sluts. She never pressed charges and kept pleading with me to take her back. Win-win all around.

Mine is boring
>6th grade
>Playing soccer
>Kid pushes me to the ground
>I get up
>kid kicked the ball away, turns around and kicks me in the ass
>I spin round, 180*, arm out ready to punch
>Bang out stone cold on the floor knocked out
>2 mins later while teachers going crazy, he wakes up and starts crying holding his ear
>*Smirks*

>>730958864
Thanks, I just don't know what to do at this point though.

I mean I apologized, created a fake fb account then later used it to find out who she liked. She discovered it was me, and wouldn't accept any apology after that.

I'd like to keep my dignity, but maybe you're right. It's been a few years. One final apology then I ghost her.

>>730948288
1. I broke her heart
2. She attempted suicide

This one time i wanted to ask a stranger a question. I said, "Excuse me mam'."
I totally violated her wymanly space and affronted her genders.
I whipped out my privilege like it was my dick and she was a 9 yo girl at a carnival.

I took some great up skirts of her and posted them on here for quite a while, she found out got angry but we are still friends, and I still check her out every time she wears a skirt.

>>730955571
kek

>qt girl
>not super hot but decently attract
>butt good nice
>boobs handful like cups cake but skirt titles
>start date have fun
>manyflirts.jpg
>put digit in panties
>she makes large yell
>orgamasm
>tell me "best to good sex I have"
>date for two fortnight
>bitch close hanger me
>always want speak or see me
>bad news in private life
>mom in hospital
>don't want to shit in my life right now
>ask to break eggs at IHOP
>smoke and talk
>say she give chest to me
>I stomp her chest apparently
>no care
>leave her in car bed alone
>didn't even buy her food
>didn't even go wrong outside
>just left

>bitch still want my spine and love me after many fortnight

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>>730956435
What are the chances her name is Rita Caminando?

blackmailed a girl into doing sexy stuff, it was a really disgusting thing to do but I was 13 so, whoops

>>730961446
WTF how did you know?

1. Married her
2. Got fat

>>730961325
if i had a nickle for every time that happen to a friend of mine.

>>730956117
kek I don't think you even needed to do anything, that kike looks like she'd have grown up to suck dick for dimes.

>>730948288
i onces slammed a seesaw in a chicks vagina when i was drunk. besides that i never done anything to anyone. that's only cool if you are a posing fag on /b/.

>>730948288
funny thing about my university. dude cuts a girls hair for fun, and I don't mean like by the scalp, but like triming the ends. She smacks the scissors out of his hand and jabs him in the face with a pen. Dude has a hole in his face and a scar for life. He had to go to court and was fined, but she wasn't because the judge, a female, decided she was doing "self defense" and wasn't plaing to hurt him. But if she went 3cm higher dude would have no eye.

>>730953802
what a good girl

Fucked a girl one when she was pathetically drunk

She didn't react though

Stole a girl's phone, found her nudes, and posted them on her own twitter account.

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>>730948288
girl in high school
I crushed on her so hard my heart ached when she was in the company of other males and it infuriated me to the point of becoming a manlet tier douche
she noticed me sophomore year and she really started to take a shining to me, I was the happiest I've ever been
4chan has enhanced my autism so i thought sending her a picture of my hairy ass was funny
and she never talked to me again, autism hurts

>>730956868
tell your mutual friends she's psycho, probably because she's lived her whole life in such a fucked poor living condition and tell them what it was you told her and that you meant no harm but to help her and she's crazy.

>>730961325
>>ask to break eggs at IHOP

Good thing you asked first otherwise its a rape

>be at college orientation
>in the gym
>I am a former all-state frisbee champion
>not really i just played ultimate with my college bros a lot
>be in the gym during 'leisure time'
>finds frisbee
>"hello my sweet"
>SPINNING SPARTAN THROW
>disc rips through the air at mach 2.5
>perfect arc across entire gym
>directfuckinghit.jpg
>mfw I gave a chick a bloody nose at college orientation
>mfw i have no face

>>730957053
post some, I need to judge if she's indeed hot or not

>>730961990
they were all like that.
im not really a sociopath, but kind of.
I dont make friends, but will let people make me their friends.
I like having the option of having them.
I had other friends still. i actually only was friends with those people because i was trying to be close to the girl.
Also this was in high school

>>730955601
goddamn, you are retarded

>>730961325
you're trying too hard, just stop posting.

>>730961542
I'm a psychic my friend

>>730961959
>next up tonight on "Meet the psycho!"

>>730956117
Id rape her too

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>>730955601
Lost

Broke up with a chick, then punctured the tires on her bike. She had to drive about 14 kilometers home. Still feels bad because I just left here there

> Being Grade 8
> All fine jailbaits are obviously in my ass
> I do not know how to talk to girls so I have no choice but to wait for them to talk to me
>The first girl that asks me out is three inches bigger than me and had to rebuild her face, it's broke in a jungle gym. Which is to say she wasn't the best in terms of looks.
>Agree to go out with her
>All the girls who wanted me, we are confused and hurt by my bad life decision
> never with me have spoken lmao
> their reaction: always looks dirty until I get the high school leave

punched a girl in the face, she then started to apologize and accept she was being horrible.

not even joking

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>>730948288
OP i need sauce on her

>>730950182
wtf sounds like a psycho bitch that deserves to be knocked out.

I called out a girl in class for being a slut. Everyone, teacher included, laughed at her. She cried and chewed her nails to the nibs and started self harming after that.

>>730956117
you are still a spotty no life freak though.

>>730950182
fag

>>730952151
>merry christmas

my fucking sides

>>730963722
Only beta losers call girls sluts, sluts are good and should be commended, they give free easy sex to many men.
I have never understood why people get mad at sluts, they serve a purpose unlike yourself you virgin cuck.

It was like midnight 30 in the hood and I left her there after wild wild hood sex.

After like 1 minute she was in the passenger seat again though and I was like, let's do that again. And she was like "we could have died!"

i made a paper ninja star and beamed some chick in the forehead from across the classroom
she had no idea it was me
i chucked it and heard a loud OW and laugh with my head in the desk
this was in the middle of a paper ball fight and I wasn't alone.
I watch some other girl make a paper ball, aim far and high at the other side of the classroom and I watched her put her full strength into her throw and I watched her beam her next chair over and too I watched her drop her jaw in surprised embarrassment for missing and hitting her friend

>>730956009
WTF is downtown Michigan
>euro man spotted

>>730948288
I said "I love you"
Got suspended for a week from school.

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>>730949459
I did a similar thing..

>Be me
>ive been fucking this girl in my class who's obsessed over me
>Im only fucking her because sex
>Shes in love with me
I cannot stress this point enough she is obsessed with me, like literally will go to any lengths.
>i am a massive cunt
>accept it
>Me and a couple of mates are poorfags and this cringy as fuck girl bought weed earlier that day
>By bought weed I mean she gave me money and I picked up.
>Shes acting all big cause shes got a tiny amount of weed for the first time in her life but wont be able to smoke it with anyone else other than me cause ive got rolling shit and am also her only friend
>notevenherfriend.txt
>Every word she says makes everyone in the vicinity want to die and everybody knows it
>Shes an 'edgy teen'
>She needs to die
>be 10:30pm
>Shes at her house
>We go over for shits and gigs
>force her to come out and give us her weed
>she came out and gave it to us eventually
>were chuffed because we find her very annoying and have successfully pissed her off
>smoek that denk sheit
>be high
>turns out bitch tried to kill herself earlier that day
>whydidntitwork.bmap
>mfw i made a girl try to kill herself cause im such a cunt to her

tl;dr I make a girl try to kill herself then take her weed

Side note: I cant stress enough how annoying this girl is. Shes so fucking annoying, shes an 'edgy teen' who snapchats every fucking sesh she goes to (which is barely any but she acts like she's some phat sesh gremlin). She became obsessed with me within about 2 days and everything she says is so boring, basically she needs to die.

>>730963956
Meh. I was trying to get a chuckle out of my friends as friendly banter as one of them was getting cucked by this girl, i spoke too loud everyone heard, friends escalated the joke, keks were had, sluts were shamed. Do not regret.

>>730950699
that's utter bullshit, they tend to live happier and more succesful lives than their victims because nobody crushed their souls when they were little

>>730957809
The guys who know me, know that this is true. You're pissed cuz ur a kissless virg.

>>730957001
You had sex. Penis in vagina = sex.

>>730962873
shut the Fuck up mate I've learned alot from my life choices and I was a kid
but fuck was it funny and it tickled my autism funny bone for quite awhile

>>730964389
I hope you die aswell. :')

>>730964357
>he doesn't know US states he must be a yuropoor
Perfect NA educational system showing off it's prime results as usual.

>>730948288
convince a thirty year old girl to "date" (quotations because i was fucking 13 not ) me when i was 13, not like we could go anywhere.
>what was her reaction
My mom found the "i love you" texts from my flip phone and she went to jail

I picked up my sisters friends sister at her school once. She's my bae. I saw this slutty little girl while i was picking her up though. She was going for the whole emo edgy vibe. Because she was in middle school, it only took me like 10 minutes to find her address. I left a pack of cigarettes outside near her house, expecting her to find them and try smoking them. I walked by her house the next night really late. She was outside smoking, trying to hide from view from her house. I started talking to her. These kinda of girls are really easy to play if you don't give a shit about them. I try to pass myself off as a real whatever it is she was trying to emulate. I just mirrored her behavior for the most part.Out of nowhere i clock her right in the face. She drops like a sack. I pick her up over my shoulder and walk like 30 feet to my car. I planned this, so I parked near-by. I drive her to my house, which is pretty secluded, and lock her in my shed. I fed her once a day and would give her the choice of letting me fuck her or making me hurt her. I kept her like this for like a week. I tried to convince her that she was asking for it by acting and dressing the way she did. I knocked her out again and dropped her in a field a few miles from her house. I cut my hair and shaved my beard. They were both dyed, so she thought that whoever did it would have long black hair and a black beard. I heard about it of course, but I didn't really know how i affected her. I asked my bae and she said that she was a train wreck. she threw out all her stuff and wore the same hoodie to school everyday with the same pair of loose jeans. She stopped talking to her friends. I think that she even tried to kill herself once.

>>730951005
Underage and about to cry?

>>730949302
Fuck

>>730961701
She's in the right. You don't cut someone's hair without permission, if you get stabbed in the face as a result of being a dumbass then that's your fault.

When I was 12 I hit a girl on the school bus I'm 34 years old now and I'm still ashamed of that day

threw a slice of pizza like a frisbee at the back of a girls head freshman year

>>730958784
Thanks mn

I named her Wendy. She's still coping but isn't married to a Peter, so that's cool.

>>730948288
1
I told her she's a whore
2
she just whored around some more

>>730955189
I don't think the dude that nearly murders people is getting kissed much either m8

In elementary school this girl who lived by me started crying to me about how bad her home life is. I don't know how to connect with people emotionally and was young and stupid, so i brushed it off or didnt believe that it could be that bad. I regret it. I really like who she grew up to be and she lived right near me. She could have been a real friend, but I was so unreceptive that I missed the chance.

>>730964732
nigga look at her instagram and you will understand

@blue.fiction

>>730964389
Sounds like my friends gf, he recently dumped her and she started following all of his friends on social media, including me

>>730965636
Can't you still talk to her and make amends?

besides making fun of girls till they cry nothing much really
>be like 16 in class first period
>tired
>hate this specific class because everyone there is faggy nerds
>7/10 cute but annoying teachers pet bitch goes up to present some shit
>mostly asleep dont even know what the fuck shes even talken about
>staring in space
>asks me a question
>?
>im like uhh.. lol ask some1 else or someshit (exact words)
>everyone staring at me now like i just committed a crime
>teacher pet bitch says some shit like hey anon you dont talk to much do u. is it cuz ur shy?
>no
>she says so answer the question
>mumble "fuck off or something ask someone else"
>everyone hears. people in disgust some are laughing
>she has this sad look on her face and starts to sob
>niggawat?
>teacher gets mad and tells me to leave
>even better

i came back the next day and she was standing infront of the door and giving me a death stare i walked by like ok did she expect me to apologize fuck that. i never spoke to her during that class or anytime after that

>>730965815
shes done exactly the same thing to me.. She followed all my friends and started scraping into my group.. Nobody wanted her there cause shes so fucking annoying lol so we just cut her out, didnt add her to any group chats, not inviting her to seshes etc etc

she got the point i think

>>730961701
sounds like he got what he deserved

>>730964363
Why suspended?

>>730965236
I all so ended up spending six months in juvenile detention because of that was right after 911 and the 0 tolerance shit I don't even know y I did it I think I had a crush on her that was the stupid thung iv ever done ... ps her father was a Jew lawyer and was very pissed off about it

>>730965839
kek nice

>>730966231
Lol those were the stupid days man and it wasnt that serious

>>730966016
Yeah, dump her. These kinds of girls are like a disease that gets worse the longer they stay with you. Get out while you can.
Funny thing is I actually told him not to dump her before I knew how crazy she was. Feel kinda silly now. Also kept telling him to ask why she did these things otherwise I would (I sound like a cunt but I'm honestly trying to get him through it without her stabbing him). Turns out she couldn't answer, or he just wouldn't tell me what she said.

>>730965839
why would even bother writing such a shit story.

>>730966371
I did virtually the same in german class because I was bilingual and that shit bored me, plus the teacher had fucking issues, she was weird as fuck man. Got away with just telling her to fuck off and ask others whenever she tried to "test" me in the middle of the class asking questions etc.

Molested my cousin a couple times when we were like 15, 16. Like grabbing her tits and her ass. One time a friend joined. We're cool and still talking and hanging out sometimes, although never talked about those times. Sometimes I wonder what she thinks about me.

>be me in rehab
>get into a long distance relationship with girl i met online
>pretend to like her in exchange for nudes
>visit her once, have sex feels good man
>get out of rehab and go back home, still in relationship
>obsessively swiping right on tinder all the while
>meet 2 or 3 other girls in the meantime, have sex with them over the span of a few months
>one of them falls in love with me so i cut her off
>gf finds out about both and we have a big fight but she ends up forgiving me
>get hospitalized for some shit and she visits
>meets my "lesbian" friend who i'm secretly fucking
>broke up the next month to be with her
there's more but not in the mood

Had a few girls back in school who never spoke to me, I didnt speak to them either compliment me on my hair and stuff but i didnt say anything back. Not even thanks because im 99% sure they didnt mean it

1.fucked her in her sleep while pass out drunk
2. She didn't

>>730966387
tbh we were never going out lol

look at u anon giving bad advice to ur friends classic lol

>>730966589
shit happens bro i think i failed that class tho lol

> Be a Part 8> All good prisons are clear in the ass, "and I do not know how to talk to women. I expect to talk with me, but they have no other choice. Miches really wanted first child was three inches taller than me, and I have more time to build a forest, sports a violation of his face. "I like all women, and your reply> I spoke with me lmao> Comedy hurt my poor life decisions, you always have time to go to college, I was always dirty

>>730964868
things that never happened

>>730966958
Yeah, I know. But hey, it worked out.

>>730963565
thats the same way women react to their abussive bf's

>>730948288
I shot a woman in Reno

>>730961563
made me kek

>>730967194
how did you know? yeah im not in a real relationship with that girl, i just really like her.

>>730948288
>1. What is the worst thing you have done to a girl?

I fucked my babysitter in the ass. When she protested, I said, "Shut up bitch, my dick is in your ass."

>2. Who did she react?

She went absolutely crazy, loved it an screamed for more.

>>730953322
>disgusted by a "bleeding hole" that's specifically made for taking dick
>perfectly fine with putting dick in literal shithole

This is what faggots actually believe

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>>730961959
lol sucks for you /b/ro

>>730965828
i dont know. i decided to cut all ties to my past. i dont know where she is. If i see her again maybe i will.

>>730948288
A girl refused to have sex with me and take my virginity so I threw a crying temper tantrum and punched a hole in my bathroom wall.

>>730948288
when I was 13, I tied up this girl that was 12 with a jumprope, then beat the fuck out of her.

By the time I was done, her lip was split, her wrists were bleeding from the rope cuttin into them, one of her eyes was swollen shut, she was missing two teeth, her small tits will entirely black and blue, her pussy was bleeding, and I’m fairly sure that several bones in her feet were broken.

When I let her down, she crumpled on the floor and went into a fetal position and just hugged her legs to her chest and sobbed quietly.

I suddenly got very aroused seeing that, so I pulled out my dick (I has actally hit puberty 12, and was hairy, balls dropped and everything functioning) and started jerking off quietly. Eventually, I started to breathe harder, and she noticed what I was doing, and she just looked at me with this look of absolute horror on her face.

It was at that moment that I climaxed and sprayed probably my biggest load of cum ever all over face and chest.

Then, I picked up her torn shirt from the ground, wiped off my dick and tossed it to her.

I told her to clean herself up and that if she ever told anyone, I would go to her house and kill her while she slept, and that if anyone asked who hurt her, she should say a bunch of highschool kids did it.

When I think back on it, I think she was the first girl I ever loved.

...god I’m fucked up.

>>730948288
>ask a cute girl from class if she wants to see a movie with me
>she actually says yes
>tell her "cool, pick me up at 8"
>give her a fist bump
>run home
>she arrives shortly before 8 to pick me up
>her dad is driving
>no one says a single word on the way to the theater
>as we're getting out of the car I hold out my hand to her dad and cough
>he just stares at me
>shake my hand impatiently
>his daughter looks like she's about to cry
>he hands me a $20
>politely inform him that food doesn't grow on trees and keep my hand out
>he hands me another $10
>roll my eyes and say "thanks a lot, guy"
>buying our tickets, "one for Drive please and thank you"
>cute girl starts crying
>"Did your dad not give you any money for the movie?"
>give her a fist bump and go inside
>we didn't go on a second date

>be me
>17-ish, things were going
>6-7/10 girl I fancy starts talking to me, she's 18
>really hit it off, becomes a common thing
>invites me to her house one day
>know she's rich, kind of nervous, but go along
>not really paying attention on the way there, too nervous, chattering to her
>live close to beach, but never been
>she says she lives in one of those cool homes over the water
>fascinated immediately
>chatting for a while, something feels weird
>shift a bit to discover im wet
>same time, she says we're there and I take a look around
>we're underwater
>she lives in a pineapple under the sea

>>730968740
How did I know what?

>>730970622
that it wasnt totally real

>>730970719
With you or my friend?
If you are talking about yourself I honestly have no idea what you're talking about.

>>730969830
haven't seen that for ages

Told her i loved her, some weeks ago

Haven't made contact since

>be me 17
>meet 8/10 qt, nice tits 36DD
>she has super flat ass
>I can live with that
>start dating
>ff 8 months, all going steady and fine
>we have sub/slave relationship
>she loves to make me happy by doing what I ask
>one night at her parents house in her bed
>usually don't get sexual for respect of her parents, plus they would flip shit if they found out we did anything sexual
>laying in her bed watching Punisher
>get massive boner from street justice
>gf sees
>asks if she can help
>she hates anal up to this point, yet I tell her to work 2 fingers up her ass
>she does, very unwillingly
>tilted head to the side, dead eyes, looking up to ask "like this master"
>first time I had seen her look at me that way

she sent me home not long after that, texted me that she didn't want to do that ever again.

I will remember that look forever, but her mother banned me from seeing her not long after that.

She was 13.

Not the worst but it's fresh since it happened some days ago, I urinated at the front door of her house because she didnt want to fuck her after our first and only date.

>>730955601
memelord

Leaked her nudes and lesbian sex tape with a friend all over 4chan and as a result, all over the web for friends and family to discover with a search of her name. Still feel really guilty about it.

>>730971019
you said "things that never happened"
youre an idiot.

>>730953770
"meat"

your plausibility ends here fag. everything you say from this point on should be regarded as mumbo-jumbo

>>730971488
You stupid nigger, that wasn't me.

>be me
>fucking little asshole steals friends dog and puts it in a bag
>me and my friend come around the corner and see this piece of human excrement pouring gasoline on the dog
>friend gets his ass beat
>I pick up a piece of wood with a nail in it and smash the asshole upside the head with it while he's not looking
>friend screams "no"
>asshole kid ends up dying
>I get put in a psych ward forever
>my moms reaction: kills herself

>>730972136
Sounds a fucking lot like The Butterfly Effect. You are a faggot.

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>>730972295

Where the fuck is Catfish man?

>>730972415
Hes right tho

>>730950244
Mods mods mods

>>730972415
Calling me stupid... You fucking mongoloid, shame your mother didn't learn to swallow like you.

>>730972117
yes it was. you cant hide that fact.

>>730948288
There was a girl I really liked in elementary school, around 3rd or 4th grade. On the last day of class she was the last one out at the end of the day getting something out of her "locker" or some shit, so I stuck around to make my move. I tried to lean over her and kiss her, but she flipped me over her shoulder onto the floor. I left her alone after that.

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>>730949384
greentext it next time slavbro

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>>730972962
Here you go, you inbred fucking mongoloid.

>>730953770
for some reason you sound like a fat femminist.

Are you?

im in a situation where i have to live in a shared appartment and it happens to be a girl. anyway shes a blazing cunt/witch so i cum on her toothbrush daily and just shoddily wash it off so it wont be obvious

>>730968819
Fairly certain blood can transmit as many if not more diseases than feces just by being a different blood type

>>730969783
stale pasta

>>730969783
>>730969830
two pastas back to back, I'm impressed.