What are your secrets /b? >Used to do a lot of drugs - responsibly

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>>730938792

I used to post secrets threads up to 6 times a day for months on end. Then I stopped and said you fuckers would have to start posting your own secrets threads. So that's why there isn't always a secrets thread any more. But I'll reply on the offchance one of you faggots actually posts one.

>that's my dirty secret faggot OP

>>730939739
I was wondering what happened to all of them. IT was the same pic every time.

I wanted to get cucked by my wife until I found out she was legitimately cucking me behind my back with a black guy. Didn't bring it up anymore

One of my friends murdered his grandmother because "she was a CIA assassin."
Another one of my friends killed himself by falling off a balcony after I watched him piss on the kitchen floor.

>>730939907

I mixed up the picture from time to time, flipping it around. But yeah, it was the same picture just flipped around. That was one of them. I like it because it triggers aspies really hard.

>>730939951
If this is realy than ill be looking in the news for what happens to you. Florida?

>>730940058
Yes Florida.
Both events occured more than a year ago.

I have a repressed memory where I played with my dads dick when my mom was gone on a trip

>>730940152
kek y r floridians so bizarre though?

>>730940277
how is it repressed? I never understood what that really meant.

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i fuck hookers all the time. id rather pay for just what i want instead of having to deal with some bitches bullshit to get sex. why buy a toyota corolla when i can rent a ferrari? everyone think ive only every been with a few girl in my life. it is well in the hundreds.

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>>730939907
>>730940023
>>730939739

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>>730940459
Stop making me an autist

> Be 13
> Dad's colleague is visiting with his two daughters
> 6 & 9 years old
> 9 yo likes me
> play inside mattress fort while 6 yo is outside
> 'do you like me?'
> she nods
> 'do you love me?'
> nods
> 'give me a kiss'
> little lips .. awwww yeah
> 'open your mouth and stick your tongue out'
> slowly lick her little tongue
> diamonds.jpg
> french kiss for 5 minutes until 6 yo gets bored and interrupts
> best kiss ever

>>730939937
So is she still cucking you or what?
How did you find out?

>>730940331
I barely remember anything all I can remember is that we were in the living room and I'm not sure what leaded me to do it anyways not sure if he asked me or anything

>>730938792
I killed another mans son just because he was smarter than my own.
Everyone knows it was me, but nobody can prove it.

>>730938792

>Do a lot of drugs
>Never had an addictive personality

Pick one.

>>730940676
No, I don't think so. I just had a feeling she was cheating on me, but she isn't very sexual and thought my bipolarness was acting up. Eventually found her phones password and learned she really was. Pretty brutally heartbreaking

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>Used to do a lot of drugs- responsibly.

When I was little I thought my clit was a dick one of the first porn I watched was this trap

>>730938792
I killed Mufasa...

>>730940912
>>730940998
By a lot i mean MDMA OR LSD OR Ketamine OR cocaine once eery 3 months with the occasional amphetmaine paste for midterms or finals. Always tested my drugs with a drugkit, never took drugs from a new source without testing it, etc. Always had a secondary drug which counteracts the primary one in the case a trip goes downhill or a friend took too much.

I slept with my high school English teacher.
She was married and had kids.

>>730941146
You seem douchey and probably have no friends because of said doucheyness

>>730941322
fuck yea
there was a teahcer in my district who did porn. She got placed into a different school when the kids found out. She wasnt my teacher and i dont remember her name but she was such a milf.

>>730938792
I'd fucking hate potassium if it weren't for bananas

>>730941414
haha idk how thats douchey but alrighty anon.

>>730941481
K

where is all the sex stuff I am trying to jerk off no one cares if you killed a dude or if you saw someone die or whatever.

>>730941483
Drugs aren't ment to have seatbelts and rules mate just fucking do en and if you got laced shit or a bad dose just ride that shit out its usuly much better than what you thaught you were getting all this testing bullshit sounds douchey and I would not do any drugs with you

>>730941657
It wasnt always about safety but it was interesting to me to test different different batches. Thats fine if you wouldnt do drugs with me, not a lot of people really knew i did them unless i went to shows with them.I got into drugs after i started learning about organic chemistry s it wasnt about just getting "lit" and being that douche who has the most "insane trip" or "hardest roll"

I guess it does come off as a douchey connoisuer type thing but idc. I dont take anything anymore except Kratom instead of coffee

>inb4 Kratom is a DRUG OP you lying sac of shit of course you do drugs.

>>730938792
>be a minor drug dealer
>sell speed to a really evil person
>find out guy kills and mutilates cats for fun
>one time sell him 60/40 fentanyl-speed mix
>he commits involuntary suicide snorting it all thinking it's speed
>no regrets

>>730941958
At least you're knowledgeable about what you're putting into your body. Also, out of curiosity, what is the highest ug trip you've had?

>>730942578
how sure were you that he was torturing cats, and how did you find out?

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>>730940406

yeah, me too.

I used to fuck around with civilians, never hookers. had many side chicks (I'm married). Really loved making them cum, fucking for hours at a time and all that.

then went through a long dry spell where I wasn't getting chicks on the side and at the same time started going to whores. lots and lots of whores of many flavors - massage parlors where they only rub and tug, massage parlors where they'll suck and fuck you, apartment whores / brothels (never street whores though. ever), craiglist/backpage/myredbook whores that you visit in their hotel room.

Then lately some of my past side-chicks have been calling me to hook up. Turns out I'm a selfish bastard now. Not so interested in pleasing them for hours. Just want to get my dick sucked and drained in the first 10 minutes and be done with it.

Thinking it through here, I think a large part of it is getting old. I used to stay hard for hours at a time and could get hard again within minutes of cumming. Sometimes I'd stay hard after cumming and just keep going without even pulling out. Now it take a lot of work to get hard at all and a FUCKTON of work to get hard after cumming.

I was with one of my best side-chicks this week after not seeing her for many years. I tried to pace it so I wouldn't cum right away. But after the first pop I was pretty much done. She was the one who got things started again an hour later. I did manage a 2nd pop. It was great fun but just not like I used to be.

With whores it's all about cumming the best possible at the end of the time limit (why ask for more than 30 minutes?) and then going home.

>inb4 blah hurrr blah durrrrrr dahhhhh married pos. like I'm hurt by retards on 4chan with much worse flaws judging me

>>730940579

and that was only yesterday

>>730940852

I killed a man in Reno, just to watch him cry.

>>730938792

I'm literally the reason they got rid of IDs from posts on /b/ (like they have IDs in /pol)

>true story

>>730941055

nice dubs, now show us your nice DUBS, pop them puppies out

>>730943226
Go on?

>>730938792
Fuck language is that?
>wa ha sec all ve rets

>>730941322

yeah? were you a little /b/itch and told on her and got her thrown in jail because you thought you could sue the school for emotional distress?

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>>730940852
>>730943157
> When I hear the fags a' posting, I hang my head and cry

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>>730941481

if it weren't for my horse, I would never have finished that semester at college

>>730942743
Id say the highest ive been with psychs was 3.5 grams with shrooms and 200ug ALLAD at the same time. 250ug was the biggest with LSD but ive also taken MDMA, 2-CE, and KEtamine altogethor too.

>>730943226
how did you manage that?

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>>730941528
underrated bohst

>>730943544
300ug here :) Haven't tried shrooms though, was thinking about getting some 4-aco-dmt since it's easier to get and a decent amount cheaper than DNM. Any experience with RC's?

>>730943855
Yep, Ive gotten 4-AcO-DMT and 4-AcO-MET (MET is ALLAD as DMT is LSD)
I have a pretty extensive experience with them. My favorite was probably 2c-b MXE and ALLAD

look up BCLS RC on google or Lysergi
BCLS used to be my go-to

quick bamp

>>730943855
Obviously they are one, but I dont really consider 4-aco-DMT or 1pLSD an RC though because there is a lot of evidence to support that they are prodrugs to psilocin and LSD.

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>>730943226
>>730943360
>>730943587

>be /b/
>/b/ had IDs with posts. you knew who was samefagging because of unique IDs on every posts each anon made
>one day faggot is talking about how he makes MAJOR bank by scamming ebay
>gives all kinds of details on fake credit cards, getting shit delivered to fake addresses seller gets fucked or ebay gets fucked
>all kinds of ways to not get caught, kids under 18 can't do jail etc
>somebody says prove it, give me money in paypal
>faggot OP does
>anon posts screencap showing just got the $200 in paypal

transaction numbers etc.PNG!

>i'm a faggot who likes to fuck with people for lulz, don't give a shit about who you scam, that's your business, but like fucking with idiots who doxx themselves
>I screen cap the whole thing and send it to ebay head of security
>I explain ID numbers and how you can tell who faggot OP is which explains how faggot OP scams ebay so ebay can learn and combat faggot OPs methods
>I point out screen cap from paypal which has transaction number and maybe name or member id or other shit clearly visible
>encourage them to go to paypal to find lucky anon with the $200 then find faggot OPs account that sent it
>faggot OP talked about moving accounts around periodically, don't know if he did it in time for ebay security

But I do know that IDs on /b/ went away a few days later, no doubt in response to ebays lawyers subpoenas for records

>and they never came back

that's how I am literally responsible for IDs going away from /b/

>true story

>>730938792

You arent responsible for his position, he is. I had a friend crumble in front of me from a horrendous opiate addiction and as much as i tried i realised it means nothing unless they want to change, too.

>>730941094
Scarduzio?

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>>730944502

did he died?

did he suck dick for $5 in ghetto alleys?

>>730944492
fucking nice kek. Ive wondered why /b is like the only one that doesnt have IDs

>>730944492
OH MY GOD!!!!!!

>>730941322
Yea I did too but like 6 years after I graduated so not quite the same. Still pretty hot, though. Her husband, also a teacher, was my football coach.

Take that for making me run hills every day you bastard.

>>730944758
>>730944492
>>730944762
>>730943226

he was just so arrogant and giving so many details. bragging how smart he is and how stupid everyone else is. and then being so stupid to trust luckyanon to post paypay screencap right

>he was begging to get caught, or at least shutdown

I don't know why, but I just LOVE fucking with fuckers who doxx themselves

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>>730943494

isn't that off of the album "Johnny Cash Sings the Rest of the Nine Inch Nails Hits"

<voice="johnnycash">Oh I want to fuck youuuuuuu, just like an animalllllllllll</voice>

>>730943022

cumming full circle here. anon's pic is almost exactly the body of my side-chick that I banged this week and told about above

LOVE them titties

>>730943772

I had a girlfriend once that thought it would be funny to stick my dick in her daughters mouth while i was sleeping so she could use it as a pacifier.

>>730944492
I miss the IDs you asshole

>>730945835
>>730944762

samefag

>>730945835
theyre good and bad imo. Good if youre having a lengthy conversation like on /pol/ but bad if youre trying to talk about mulitple things at a time with different people. Also i know a lot of people who us 4chan and when im on /soc/ sometimes ill post a pic of myself or a nude and somewhere in the thread i will also tell stuff about me that i wouldnt want to be linked with my pics in fear of being doxxed so id prefer no IDs on that board.

Helping my grandma clean her attic when I found a box full of pictures of my mom and aunt naked starting from when they were babies.

>>730946598
Is your mom milf currently or was she hot at the time of the pics were taken?

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>>730946598

real fucking scandalous you faggot

>>730946672
My mom is a good looking women. My aunt is hot. I don't know if I should tell them about the pictures

>>730946852
I kinda think my grandpa took them

>>730946891

fap to them

get addicted to cp

get b& and v&

die alone in prison when an inmate slits your throat in the shower

>profit

>>730946967

people take pictures of their naked babies, faggot. unless by "baby" you mean 6 years old

>>730946967
is his name Peter File?

>>730947065
If your going to call me a fage for finding pictures I'm just going to keep this to myself

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>>730946891
I think you should haha it would be funny. My dad is SUPER conservative/anti drug and hes a BIG geek and takes pride in it. I found a pic of him in the 70s smoking weed with my uncle lighting his bong and showed it to them all at dinner when my uncle was there. Funny shit. Heres the pic.

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i cummed on her toothbrush and shampoo for more than 3 yearls.
>mfw she has great teeths and hair

>>730947516
Whats her relationship to you?

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>>730947549
cousin

>>730947649
Nice, Ive only ever had male cousins, always wish i had a female one that i could get close with -- platonically or not.

>>730947309

you're new here aren't you newfag?

>>730947516

stooopid faggot, you should ahve been cumming straight down her throat

>Deep down in my subconscious I'm secretly most motivated by the thought that the people from high school, who I haven't even seen in over 10 years, will someday see me as better than them
>Don't want to be famous. Don't want the world to see me as great.
>I just want to be better than them
>I'm most definitely not better than them
>I've been single since my only serious relationship ended 8 years ago
>I obsess with literally any somewhat attractive girl who gives me even the inkling of a vibe that she's interested in me
>I never ask them out
>haven't gotten laid in a year and a half
>I work a shit job
>don't go out much
>addicted to weed and cigarettes as if they were real drugs
>instead of focusing on literally anything important I've been using my free time to write wincest text message erotica
>not even legit incest erotic
>text message erotica based around amateur porn images I find.
>despite being very friendly and likeable I know none of it matters because I'm going to die the way I've lived. A loser, alone.

>>730948265
I think that being your motivation isnt always a bad thing. It can corrupt you but its not intitally bad to be motivated to be better than people in parts of your life. I am the same way to an extent. I havent been with a girl in forever too so i hooked up with a guy for a few weeks. Its a lot easier but i would never date a guy, im not attracted to their personality at all.

If a lot of people like your erotica maybe think about making a name for yourself online? xvideos and other pron sites and leddit all have sections for this where you can out a name. Maybe start a blog specifically for that? Then if you want make an online book for a couple bucks or something.

I have wasted the last two years of my life in a great college on a full ride scholarship getting shit grades because I spend every second of free time I have watching porn or hanging out with my small circle of friends.

Last week I caught myself cheating on myself with me.
>I'm going to get tested on Monday.

>>730948610
Dont get kicked out for grades pls.. unless youre taking about something that happened in the past. I knew someone in your boat actually. I have a strange feeling youre him though because i feel like he might go on /b.

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>>730948610

leave /b/ and never come back...... OR ....... you will spend the rest of your life a loser doing nothing but being on /b/

>truer words were never spoken

>>730947649

I want to fuck her mouth so deep and hard and cum straight down her throat

what ethnicity are you all? almost looks Indian (dots) and white mix or something

>>730949062
Looks something like brazil & white or similar

>>730945701
Story?

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>>730949062
half italian half latina

>>730949299

yeah, something. hot AF

>>730949376

that works even better

how do I fuck her?

I will pay

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>>730949449
If i could i would give her to you by free.
I only saw her nude once and it was awesome and she was really embarrassed. And I loved her to her her moan when she was fucking her boyfriend in her room

>>730949778

you must green text both of those. seeing her naked and hearing her getting fucked

do not spare any details

>>730949778

how old is she?

>>730949948
I second this

>>730950153

I third it. but really I'm samefagging so it's just a first. but the point stands.

>greentext plox

>>730950346
If I fourth it being the original 2nd, is that a super majority?

>>730938792
>We ha Sec all ve rets

What does it mean?

>>730949948
His story will make a better greentext but ill make a greentext of a story i have

>Be me, 13 living in suburban neighborhood with 11 other kids within a mile radius
>one of my friends moms was a model before she got married
>around 33 -37 at the time of this story
>spend the night a few houses down at my friends house with 2 other people
>stay up all night playing video games, eating licorice and frozen burittos
>everyone passes out at 4am.
>Wake up around 7am to go use the restroom
>His former model, current milf walks down the stairs topless
>13 year old me went from autistic to gaining an extra chromosome
>freeze up
>She covers up and said "whoops, didnt know you guys were up" walks back upstairs slowly
>friend wakes up a few hours later
>told him
>says his mom keeps door open when she baths and showers and always walks around semi - fully naked.. the whole family except the dad does.
>always wanted to fuck, too young.

>>730944746
Dude's trying to act all tough when he's getting his dick sucked by another man.

silly faggot.

>>730948121
This

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>>730950584

still not gay

>>730943855
>>730944085

5 grams of shrooms ftw. still feel amazing after come down even without weed. same with changa dmt.. lsd or other synthetic shit always leaves me brain fried with restless legs and shit

>>730950493

I think I would have blown in my pants on the spot

>whole family walks around naked

why didn't you spend the night every weekend?

>>730948544
>I think that being your motivation isnt always a bad thing
I guess it hasn't negatively effected my life. It was subconscious up until a few months ago when I realized it.

>so i hooked up with a guy for a few weeks.
I've actually gotten to the point where gay sex is almost a kink, but years of that made me realize that I'll never be attracted to a guy enough to go through with it. I actually tried once and it was awful. I never thought I'd wish I was more gay.

>If a lot of people like your erotica maybe think about making a name for yourself online?
I post them on a subleddit dedicated to that type of erotica and people like it. I just feel guilty because I'm failing at actual creative pursuits. It's nice getting the praise but I also don't exactly want to become known as an incest writer.


Maybe I'm just being too negative. I don't know. I know that attitude goes a long way and I try to make peace with my issues but after so many years with nothing changing I can't help but feel that there's something wrong with me. I don't feel like I'm unattractive or that I'm bad at the things I want to do with my life. I just feel like at my core I'm a lazy, weak-willed person and I'll always be too lazy and weak-willed to fix it.

>>730950933
I spent the night sometimes once a week or twice in one week and not the next. His house was the best since he had every gaming device and was filthy rich so he had the best things a 13 year old could want.

He never brought it up, he actually thought it was a normal thing for families to do. I think his mom was also more careful after that, but ive been over quite a few times where hed walk in on his mom in the shwer or bath or shed walk out and say hi to us with holding her breasts with her bra without it being on all the way. There wasnt much i could do at 13 though :/ i wish i had pics of her. Ill try to find some off social media.

>>730938792
i don't have any secrets because i don't feel guilty for anything i have done.

>>730951268

how many have you killed and raped?

>>730951060
Yea im also kind of going through a similar thing you are right now but its hard for myself to realize its probably worse than it is. It takes me days or weeks to complete one task depending on what it is. As far as my gay experience thing.Yea i was extrememly picky. I didnt look for a guy but he happened to pop up out of nowhere and didnt act, look, or sound gay. Ripped dude also and was probably pretty attractive to girls standards. He was drunk and came onto me so i dcided what the heck. Next day i regretted it and told him no more but it was at the back of my mind the next few weeks and ended up calling him. Hes occuppied me for the last 8 months but its completely sexual and we dont hangout outside of the bedroom.

What really helped me out of the negativity was a nice shrooms trip. I had it really bad as a teen and when i took shrooms for the first tie when i was 18 it changed my life. I was more productive, disciplined, motivated, a better person, quit cigarretes.. very odd. I recommend maybe you try that if you already havent.

>>730951722
killed 4, raped 7(including the ones i have killed)

>>730938792
>be me
>like 10 years old a game at school started where dudes ran around and the objective was to try tickle each others balls, like tag
>for some reason I get singled out and accused of molestation
>try to explain it was a game everyone was playing
>don't believe me
>weirdly resurfaces in my memory sporadically
>I was a pre pubescent ball fondler

>>730951891

do you kiss?

(ewww)

>>730952030

thought so.

what are their names?

ha! see, you do have secrets faggot

>>730952041
actually was probably more like 6 years old if that makes it any better

>>730938792

> In contact with aliens

My brother and my cousin were having sexual relations when they were very young. Not penetrative. Dry humping. I knew about this and they knew I knew but we never speak about it.

>>730952074
lol yea. To me its kinky which is what i like about it. My fetishes are all ones that are taboo (same as most people on the chans), but that includes this guy. Ive never felt like going out of my way to hook up with guys and this is the only one i ever have with. Idk just kinda hot to do something that isnt in my character. Im not a feminine guy at all and you wouldnt think that i was bi/gay/whatever you want to call it if you met me.

>>730952336

you shoulda gotten your cock sucked too

>>730952336
guy on guy or guy on girl?

guy on girl

also I'm his sister. So no cocks getting sucked here.

>>730952041
Watch the movie "The Hunt"

>>730952131
it's not a secret, if anyone asked specifically, i would tell them, but if the question is "what are your secrets?" i would say that i don't have any.

i'm too tired to think of seven names. lets just call them normies.

>>730952396
>>>730952074 (You)
>lol yea.

ewwwwwwwwwww

once had a guy say he wanted to suck my cock when he picked me up while I was hitchhiking.

i was going through a real dry spell (as in kissless virgin with everybody in freshman year at college getting laid but me) so I figured I wouldn't mind getting a blow job. I was thinking to myself whether it would be worth having to suck cock to get my cock sucked and decided it would. I was just trying to figure out how to tell him I coudln't kiss him though. Just couldn't do it. I was trying to figure out how to say "I'll suck your cock but I won't kiss you" without sounding eally petty and stupid and rude.

So I was saying "it's just that I can't................" and before I said "kiss you" he says "it's ok, you don't have to do me back".

YESSSSS!!!.PNG!

Got my cock sucked for the first time and didn't have to suck back. Just closed my eyes and pretended it was a gril.

To think, I might have had to blow him if he waited another 2 seconds before saying I didn/t

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>>730943082

>>730952429
guy on girl

>>730952606
ha yeah great movie. really resonated with me

>>730952601

you shoulda got your pussy licked or you woulda told.

and display tits

>>730952427
also I'm his sister. So no cocks getting sucked here.

>>730952727
still totally gay bro

>>730952723

OK. what city or cities?

where did you leave the bodies?

>>730952810
My child nips would not be satisfactory enough for that. Besides their both cucks.

>>730952727
ew yea i would thought thats gross too tbh. If a guy wanted to hook up with me and he flat out said that i would be instantly turned off.. I would have to be under very specific conditions to go through with hooking up with a guy
>Not openly talking about being gay because i think thats retarded and attention whoreish
>Not nappy
>attractive to girls standards
>Goes to the gym
>Met over a period of time
>Knows that he is not oppressed in current day US and doesnt care for LGBT community

>>730952956
you're making me nervous with these questions, fuck off.

>>730952999

nice trips

display your tits now here

not just because it's the rules, but because you don't give a fuck

>>730938792
I fucked my sister when she was 10. I was 13. Felt good. We still see each other regularly and have never spoken about it.

>>730952727
And also its not rude if you told him you wouldnt kiss. Part of the reason i like fooling around with this guy is because i am in the position a girl is in with guys. The power you have over the guy is UNBELIEVABLY RETARDED. He will do ANYTHHING FOR ME and expects nothing in return. Its insane how much i can tease him. It also puts into perspective how a girl can be as weird as she wants without the guy caring, but the guy cant say much weird stuff or else hell be put to the side. Im also a guy so i understand what hes going through when he says certain things on accident so it doesnt affect me.. but actually being with a guy has taught me how to be better around/with girls.

>>730953109

look at all the secrets you have, you "̶I̶ ̶d̶o̶n̶'̶t̶ ̶h̶a̶v̶e̶ ̶a̶n̶y̶ ̶s̶e̶c̶r̶e̶t̶s̶"̶ faggot.

>"I don't have any secrets"

>>730952793
I couldnt finish it. It was too painful for me too watch. The only movie ive ever had to turn off half way. I love rekt threads and have 0 empathy but that movie fucked me up..

>>730953387
it's for you own safety, i care for you, you're much better off not knowing.

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>>730953119
Hahaha I'm no fucktard. Not gonna get my tits spread on the internet.

>>730953489
10/10 would meme around the internet

>>730953547
lick it. lick those luscious hairy nips.

>>730953466

you don't care for anyone

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>>730953489

the GTFO

or tell us a good story about someone making the sex on you or something

>>730953889
i do, especially for myself.

>>730953994
Virgins don't get sex. You should know this.

>>730938792
Lived in a house with a couple of stoners. One night late when I came back from work they were cooking up some sort of space cake in the kitchen. I spiked the pot with their own heroin and all 4 overdosed. One died. Ten years ago and I still get regular nightmares that cops are at the door.

>>730954499
jesus. If this is real thats brutal. Was it suppossed to be a joke?

>>730948821
what the fuck? is this a meme or a real thing? why do they want AIDS so much?

>>730954166

then tits it is

unless you got a story about being touched by an uncle

>>730954499

that's a fun story

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>>730954614
Its real.. screenshots from the deepweb from the thread i was in on leddit a couple years ago. Look it up, its an actual fetish. I have more of these fucked up things as well. Idk if this is real but its feasible in a 3rd world country.

I have sat around all day googling, trying to find naked pictures of girls from my state (rhode island) .

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>>730954628
Here's some tits. And a pepe. Are you still thirsty?

>>730953463
yeh man powerful stuff. you must have a little empathy at least lol.

the only good movie I bailed on halfway is the holy mountain. I'm sure it's a very deep allegory and whatever but it was so incoherent to watch sober that it just seemed like pure batshit. wouldn't wanna waste a good trip on that either though

>>730954499
No, I was pissed off at girlfriend who lived with us. Stupid impulsive act. I have issues, but insight. We are now married and have hinted at what I had done during a bad fight.

>>730954851
This AIDS hunting screencap creeped the shit out of me, and I'm straight. These people should be fucking shot.

>>730955016

those are yours?

>>730955154
interesting, i looked it up. Sounds like a movie for me to watch this weekend.

>>730955523
No haha I'm only a c I'm not at porn star jug level. Feel bad for me.

>>730942860
Better: maybe he did because of the drugs you gave him...

>>730955637

we want to see them anyway. and naked

no face needed

>>730955283
I agree. I looked up the fetish on regular clearnet and there are forums on here of people talking about it. This shit exists. Makes me not want to have sex with random people i meet.. not that i have the opportunity much anyways

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>>730955016

>>730955709
Nope sorry man not happening. You're gonna have to satisfy yourself elsewhere.

>>730956031
Im just curious, not judging.. but are you new to /b or 4chan?

>>730955631
it's got a pretty legendary reputation, maybe I just wasn't in the mood for something that far out. did you see anything about the process of making it? like the crew staying awake for 2 weeks straight with a zen master or something like that. hardcore motherfuckers

>>730956170
Yes. am I that obvious. Well shit.

>>730956280
i have not. Only looked it up on IMBD. Is it on netflix or Amazon?

>>730943022

Butthurt much? Seems like you have encircled yourself in your own stupid masculine mythos and now you project your disappointment with yourself into your sex life (has always been the case, you just see it now yourself after you have gone trough all the bad options)

And before you say that I'm just implifying shit about your life without really knowing you - you did just the same by saying that ylu are better than the others here who might judge you.

No one is interested about your sex adventures.

>>730954577
Replied to wrong post. No, I was pissed off at girlfriend who lived with us. Stupid impulsive act. I have issues, but insight. We are now married and have hinted at what I had done during a bad fight.

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>>730956298
Yea kinda. If youre a girl and you dont post pics then no one will talk to you. No one cares about how attractive you are or not. A girl posted like 15 pics of her while she was out running today for lovely /b

>>730956031

then get the fuck out

rules are rules

>besides, 4chan is NO PLACE for a virgin gril

>>730956702
I don't really care if no one cares. I'm only here for the kek.

>>730956888
Enjoy your stay on /b kek

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>>730956098
>Toyota doesn't give you genital herpes

but you can try

>>730947516
In or on?

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>>730956298
>>>730956170
>Yes. am I that obvious. Well shit.

Welcome to 4chan.

>>730956521
I don't have netflix so I dunno but here's a good torrent if not

https://rarbg.unblocked.kim/torrent/qkca5l2

"Before the principal photography would commence, Jodorowsky and his wife spent a week without sleep under the direction of a Japanese Zen master.[3]

Jodorowsky was also instructed by Ichazo to take LSD for the purpose of spiritual exploration. He also administered psilocybin mushrooms to the actors during the shooting of the death-rebirth scene"

>>730957037
jesus christ... lol definitely watching it. Its all good. I have Kodi so i get any movie or tv show. I was just wondering cause i dont want to have to switch back to Win10 to use my VPN.

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>>730956536

>no one is interested

This is a secrets thread, faggot.

and btw, I am better than you.

>>730957020
Thanks. What should I do with my complementary 11 year old?

>>730956888

get the fuck out

or tits

>>730957207

you ARE new here

get the fuck out while you still have a soul

>>730942578
U did the world a favour i guess.

>>730957323
I have been red pilled by the many sjw cucks. I can't leave the only place that I can be accepted.

>>730957207
whatever you want, then greentext

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>>730957207
>>730956031

we don't care that you are an ugly wildebeast

post your fat c-cup tits

or get the fuck out

I helped a dog to fuck my girlfriend

>>730948610
Get kicked out you fuck up

Does someone have the greentext of the story with anon and his gfs sister Sarah who dances?

Ill trade ya for the 2nd part of the story. Im not posting it without the first part because i dont want anons to read it without context

>>730957768
Fuck it im just gonna make a post for this.

sae shit hapening to my friends we started with alcohol, weed, but now they are doing coke and I can't do shit about it [trust me I tried]

>>730956031
LuW_?

>>730958021
I used to do almost every drug, but i think im an anomaly with my use because as i stated earlier i only did hard drugs every couple months on secial occasions so i never got addicted. Always bought from the same source, always tested my drugs with a kit. If i did coke and it looked cut i would do an acetone wash to take out most impurities. If you convince them to do them safely and not every week, they might outgrow it or not become shitbags

>>730956888
Also checked.

>>730958167
I'm a noob what does LuW_ mean?

>>730958750
>Newfag is the term.

newfag

Grabbed a rock and put it in a sock to beat up my neighbor for stealing my shit. They never knew who it was.

>>730958750
Thought you were some other girl who browses 4chan and took a shot in the dark and thought it was you.

>>730958841
right. Ok then.

>duly noted

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>>730958982
when did you start browsing /b?

>>730959144
I remember looking at it ages ago. I got scared like a bitch though. I decided to come back now 'cause I'm slightly less of a cunt now.

>>730959344
You got Kik or Snapchat? I feel like getting nudes from a femanon again. For my eyes only of course.

>>730959344
Thats good. I hope youre not a feminist though. Id hate for 4chan to be corrupted like leddit now is.

>>730959144
I've always been so jelly of that octopus

>>730959513
That would kinda destroy my anonymity if I told you that. Come on man. I'm not an idiot.

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>>730959622

>>730959595
Fuck no I hate those cuntfags.

>>730959659
You could probably make a thread posting one of them or both and then delete it after I get it. In the end it's your decision though, I can't really change it. I want to jerk off to nudes I get in the heat of the moment again.

>>730959700
who dat?

>>730959816
Sorry man wish I could help you get off. It's my first time really getting into this site and I don't wanna fuck up.

>>730959903
Eliza. Ive been on 4chan for a while but took a couple month brek. When i got back she was famous because apparantely /b bullied her into suicide. Ive been trying to find her story since but /b doesnt share shit if you werent part of it.

>>730954851
Its fake you faggits. If you read clearly you will see its fiction.
"She is still sleeping from the anesthetica from last night" total bullshit.

I still hope it happens somewhere...

>>730959978
Fair enough. Currently drilling a few other girls and looks like I'm getting close so not too dire of a situation. Who knows though, maybe we'll be able to do it once you get a little more experience. If you happen to find a way to still remain anonymous while giving me the info keep me updated.

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>>730960033
> but /b doesnt share shit if you werent part of it

Are you retarded? B shares everything. If you can't find anything about it, its cause the story is not real.

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>>730938792
>At 27, I haven't had a job in over six years
Or maybe they all know and just aren't saying anything, whatever

>>730960190
cool. I'll become a 4chan master shitposter one day and return with fap material. (maybe)

>>730960231
Whether she killed herself or not, there is a story about eliza. Ive read threads where they talked about her but it was of messages between her and her online buddies and there were also pics of the forum she used to post on. They never told me what EXACTLY happened with her, all i know is she was bullied (saw the DMs) and she had very bad depression, and shed post timestamps of her in threads talking about her days at school and her family, etc. ALLEGEDLY she killed herself.

The klitscho vs Joshua fight was a rues

>>730960033
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3510958/How-viral-fame-killed-father-left-foster-care-friendless-Girl-meme-bullying-4chan-members-age-11-reveals-horrific-toll-Internet-family-six-years-later.html

Fuck man.

>>730960671
That wasnt her. I know all about her, this one is different though. There are videos of her dad on livestream freaking out at 4chan and stuff. Look them up on youtube, pretty brutal. Some people say she was beaten and neglected by her dad already but others would say she was just a complaining lazy girl who freaked out at the smallest thing and had some mental issues.

>>730948265
you sound like my kinda degenerate.

>>730945327
Do you not know that cash covered nin? What an honor right?

>>730960895
https://ciaradesu.blogspot.de/2017/04/end-of-my-journey.html

Still alive. Apparently she was a minor posting and poster herself nude. Shits fucked, yo. Don't save her she don't wanna be saved I guess.

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>>730938792
Every morning i delete my fathers disgusting browserdata from his ipad, before my parents wake up, he don't seem to know how

I hope my mother never finds out, she would divorce him

>>730961483
damn good job. Thanks for this. Gave me some closure finally.

>>730960536
Back to le reddit u go xD

>>730961912
No problemo amigo. All in a days work, I should become a PI. Oh and the nude thing wasn't confirmed but it's not that big of a stretch since a lot of photos she posted online were pretty provocative.

>>730955016
I bet your pussy is super wet from all the attention you getting

>>730962832
Like a geyser

>>730955637
I've seen my fair share of A's, B's, D's but rarely see C's. How big are they exactly? Have any objects you could use as a reference?

>>730963099
Maybe like a larger orange or something. If you wear a sweater they're not very pronounced.

>>730963268
Ah thanks. Seems like a huge gap between B cups and D cups though in terms of the jump in size.

>>730963469
Yeah, I think they do tend to be.

>>730947215

Close. Pedro File

>be in Cancun on spring break
>drunken madness everywhere
>go back to villa to change
>wtf
>girl passed out on the patio
>try to get her up
>she is stinking drunk
>babbling nonsense
>get her onto patio chair
>go inside
>come back out and shes pissed herself
>ask guys next door if they know her
>guys offer to watch her
>coolwhatevernotmyproblem
>head out back to town
>hear the guys next door
>realize this chick is most likely getting gangbanged
>walk away clean
>never mention shit to anyone

>>730963539
Just got intimate with a girl who told me to fuck off and thought I'd try and blackmail her. Crisis averted, I can jerk off now. Damn I'm good.

>>730964763
Fuckin' knew you were up to no good. XD I'm lucky as shit not to fall for that.

>>730964949
You'd fall for me if I was actually able to have a conversation for you. I've showed girls my album of conversations with 25 girls and counting and they eat it up and still talk to me. Knowing how to act properly, escalate, and most common turn ons for women makes them fall for me.

>>730965190
Damn. Your pretty scary. I'm still very strict with what I put online. I don't post anything public.

>>730938792
Had a buddy, similar situation

>Be antisocial
>Get into drugs
>Have fun
>Oldest friend gets addicted to heroin
>I tell him he's taking it too far
>Tells me I'm a pussy, stops talking to me as much
>He loses everything, moves into my apartment
>1 month later, needles everywhere, spoons are burnt
>Tell him he needs help
>Move him into his patents place, stop taking to him for a while, figure that I'm enabling him.
>1 month later, he ods and dies

Still Feel guilty, even 15 years later

>>730938792
I was recently elected leader of one of the largest countries in the world (not saying which) and I literally have no idea what I'm doing

>>730965498
I understand. I don't post what girls send me because a) I earned it and it's for my eyes only & b) I don't need strangers validations telling me I'm good, I already get enough validation from women. If there was another way we could talk just take comfort in knowing we would both come out very happy in the end.

>>730965628
>I recently went on /b to express my hatred for the president because thats the only interest i have anymore and i need an outlet to let everyone know about things i hate because i lack any professional or moral fullfillment in my life.

>>730965774
That's hurtful. I bet you're a Trump voter

>>730965740
Sorry guy but it would be really stupid to trust a random anon online. Please stop asking. I'm sure there are more willing girls on here.

>>730965190
Haha youre so into yourself. I probably wouldnt fall for you for that reason. Im sure your conversations are shallow and are directed at making someone feel so special and loved. Its not hard t see right through that shit, but most guys are too gullible and let their testosterone cloud their judgment cause theyre weak and lust for too much. Youre not going to be in any worthwhile relationship with your mentality. Youre manipulative and youre always going to think higher of yourself than your partner..

>>730966194
Ouch dig him a grave XD

>>730966194
Oh boy, this is where "honesty is my best policy" really shines. Yes, I am very narcissistic, although I've learned how to control so I don't go overboard but do it in an impressive way. And now, my conversations aren't like that at all. I start off very direct and make my intentions clear right away, I don't make her feel special and loved aside from when I tell her I'll jerk off to her. If it really is that easy to see through my shit, why do girls still fall for it? I don't want to be in any worthwhile relationships as you can tell by the mentality I've adapted. I'm manipulative, just not in those kinds of conversations. I do think very highly of myself but know I always need to improve and focus on myself more than being better than others because that's what losers do.

>>730966009
Shit, now I don't know who the girl is. If it's you, I understand your lack of trust and stopped trying after the thing I said that you replied to.

>>730965968
Nope, dont like Trump actually. This is /b. Its suppossed to be hurtful

>>730966620
Yeah it's me. I don't really like lashing out unless you actually did something to me. I am fairly certain that you're not being 100% honest though. Anyone could see that though. I expected this kind of behaviour on here though so I'm not angry.

>>730966563
Sorry i thought you were a girl, not a guy. Girls will fall for it actually. Its far more rare for them not too because acting the way you do is what they want all along for a partner. Guys are fine with just sex, usually. A girl with that mindset talking to a guy wouldnt drag him in as much as a guy being like that to a girl. Trust me i was the same way as you and im trying to improve. Idk if my comment was accurate but im betting it was because ive been in your boat and having the power to be that manipulative is actually scary to me. I had no regard for anyone and it was a low point in my life.

>>730967320
Oh all good, thanks for clearing up. Believe it or not, I have an ass backwards sense of morality but I'm still a good person, at least that's what people tell me. I have no regard for the girls significant other but still go for it. I am a guy though. Don't worry, I'll always keep my morals in check.

>>730967097
>>730966563
Second one is me being completely honest, no bullshit. I don't lie because I don't need to.

>>730967580
Alright I'll give you the benefit of the doubt. No one's perfect. Thanks for not asking anymore.

>>730967736
All good amiga. Glad I know when to back off under these circumstances.

>>730967500
Yea i think were similar, because ive always come across as a goody tooshoo or however you spell it, but i am cold and believe differently than the way i act. Its hard for me to improve myself so i just pretend that i am to everyone else.
Actually being this way allows me to be empathetic (i dont feel the same way someone does, but i know exactly what theyre feeling.. more than sympathy though) because to be manipulitive you need to know what someone is feeling when you play with them depending on what you say. Idk where im going with this

>>730967894
I made it abundantly clear I'm what most would consider an asshole and womanizer. I'm pretty sure I am a sociopath too. Never felt love, very narcissistic, lack of empathy.etc although my moral compass knows how to react. I love fucking with people to observe their reactions so I guess that's how I become manipulative so well. And to think, from half a year ago I used to be depressed and down in the dumps all the time to a narcissistic womanizer. I honestly would do it over and over again for the satisfaction and pleasure I have now.

>>730968431
what about other people though

>>730968431
kek, cant argue against it if you own it.

>>730968638
Exactly fham.
>>730968621
What about other people?

>>730969007
I meant don't you feel bad possibly hurting people

>>730969126
He said he lacks empathy. Some people do. It's a bit worrying but as long as he doesn't go around murdering people it's not that bad.

>>730969126
Somewhat. If it's people I don't really care about and have no respect for them, I think they brought it upon themselves then not at all. Women always call me an asshole. I've literally been told "kill yourself", "cut your dick off", "fuck off" yet I still get intimate with them after making my intentions clear from the get go. Quite the contradiction.

>>730969126
im not him but i only care what people think about me for hurting people, not actually hurting people. Im slowly changing and becoming a normie in that department but thats my experience.

>>730969353
sad

>>730969672
Maybe to you. I'd rather remain "sad" then convert back to who I was 6 months ago. Also, I should probably tell you this, I stopped giving a fuck about what other people think of me.

>>730969853
Thank you for telling

>>730938792
we ha sec all ve rets?

wtf?

>>730971105
Don't Dead Open Inside