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2017-04-29 05:17:00 Post No. 730933430
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Anonymous 2017-04-29 05:17:00 Post No. 730933430 [Report]
>Hello /b/

This is real. I need to catalog human history. I need humans to do it. I've practiced this magic for 19 years. I've lost so many friends in this life. The only way to save them is to store them in the sanctuary. I can't do it alone.

> Here is what you're getting.
Singles is TRASH get the fuck out of my thread.
Doubles means you're being considered. RE ROLL.
Trips mean I've accepted your application.
Quads mean something else, wait till you dream tonight.

. Don't worry exactly what that is. I can get all I need from your post.

When you sleep at night that is when I give you cloak. You will become invisible. Since most of you are hermits on this fucking site, I thought this might appeal to most of you. This is not a free gift. You will work for me. You will help me with the catalog. Also, I know if you've read this whole thing or just the TL:DR.
TL:DR
GET DUBS, GET POWERS, GET PAID.
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Anonymous 2017-04-29 05:21:54 Post No.730933809
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Anonymous 2017-04-29 05:21:54 Post No.730933809 [Report]
Yup
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Anonymous 2017-04-29 05:23:32 Post No.730933923
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Anonymous 2017-04-29 05:23:32 Post No.730933923 [Report]
heyo
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Anonymous 2017-04-29 05:25:23 Post No.730934069
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Anonymous 2017-04-29 05:25:23 Post No.730934069 [Report]
Okay
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Anonymous 2017-04-29 05:26:00 Post No.730934118
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Anonymous 2017-04-29 05:26:00 Post No.730934118 [Report]
please.
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Anonymous 2017-04-29 05:26:50 Post No.730934177
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Anonymous 2017-04-29 05:26:50 Post No.730934177 [Report]
>>730933430
Ugh please
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Anonymous 2017-04-29 05:28:04 Post No.730934268
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Anonymous 2017-04-29 05:28:04 Post No.730934268 [Report]
Srs faggotry
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Anonymous 2017-04-29 05:28:19 Post No.730934283
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Anonymous 2017-04-29 05:28:19 Post No.730934283 [Report]
>>730934177
So far I'm the only one being considered. Please dark master.
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Anonymous 2017-04-29 05:28:42 Post No.730934315
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Anonymous 2017-04-29 05:28:42 Post No.730934315 [Report]
>>730934268
Says man with singles.
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Anonymous 2017-04-29 05:29:33 Post No.730934378
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Anonymous 2017-04-29 05:29:33 Post No.730934378 [Report]
Kek't
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Anonymous 2017-04-29 05:31:05 Post No.730934492
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Anonymous 2017-04-29 05:31:05 Post No.730934492 [Report]
>>730933430
>real

what a faggot
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Anonymous 2017-04-29 05:32:13 Post No.730934585
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Anonymous 2017-04-29 05:32:13 Post No.730934585 [Report]
points of will gets
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Anonymous 2017-04-29 05:38:17 Post No.730935091
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Anonymous 2017-04-29 05:38:17 Post No.730935091 [Report]
>>730933430
I am full of hate
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Anonymous 2017-04-29 05:39:36 Post No.730935189
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>>730933430
Yeah!
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Anonymous 2017-04-29 05:40:16 Post No.730935236
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Anonymous 2017-04-29 05:40:16 Post No.730935236 [Report]
>>730933430
i need a friend please
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Anonymous 2017-04-29 05:43:51 Post No.730935522
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Anonymous 2017-04-29 05:43:51 Post No.730935522 [Report]
gib money
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Anonymous 2017-04-29 05:46:16 Post No.730935695
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Anonymous 2017-04-29 05:46:16 Post No.730935695 [Report]
>>730935522
doubledubs are enough I guess
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Anonymous 2017-04-29 05:49:16 Post No.730935913
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Anonymous 2017-04-29 05:49:16 Post No.730935913 [Report]
you give a ridiculous request
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Anonymous 2017-04-29 05:50:32 Post No.730935989
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Anonymous 2017-04-29 05:50:32 Post No.730935989 [Report]
Rolll
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Anonymous 2017-04-29 05:51:06 Post No.730936032
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Anonymous 2017-04-29 05:51:06 Post No.730936032 [Report]
>>730933430
what About any thing higher Then quads
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Anonymous 2017-04-29 05:51:43 Post No.730936095
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Anonymous 2017-04-29 05:51:43 Post No.730936095 [Report]
>>730933430
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Anonymous 2017-04-29 05:52:39 Post No.730936157
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Anonymous 2017-04-29 05:52:39 Post No.730936157 [Report]
not rolling anytime soon
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Anonymous 2017-04-29 05:52:44 Post No.730936168
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>>730933430
Excelent
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Anonymous 2017-04-29 05:52:45 Post No.730936170
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Anonymous 2017-04-29 05:52:45 Post No.730936170 [Report]
>>730933430
kek
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Anonymous 2017-04-29 05:53:28 Post No.730936224
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Anonymous 2017-04-29 05:53:28 Post No.730936224 [Report]
Whats the worst that could happen
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Anonymous 2017-04-29 05:53:48 Post No.730936245
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Anonymous 2017-04-29 05:53:48 Post No.730936245 [Report]
Get powers, get laid. Roll
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Anonymous 2017-04-29 05:53:56 Post No.730936259
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Anonymous 2017-04-29 05:53:56 Post No.730936259 [Report]
>>730936224
Okay I'm being considered
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Anonymous 2017-04-29 05:54:48 Post No.730936342
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Anonymous 2017-04-29 05:54:48 Post No.730936342 [Report]
SUQADIQ
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Anonymous 2017-04-29 05:54:56 Post No.730936354
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Anonymous 2017-04-29 05:54:56 Post No.730936354 [Report]
i wanna die
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Anonymous 2017-04-29 05:55:37 Post No.730936397
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Anonymous 2017-04-29 05:55:37 Post No.730936397 [Report]
>Roll
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Anonymous 2017-04-29 05:55:45 Post No.730936409
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Anonymous 2017-04-29 05:55:45 Post No.730936409 [Report]
Wubalubarollroll
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Anonymous 2017-04-29 05:56:21 Post No.730936453
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Anonymous 2017-04-29 05:56:21 Post No.730936453 [Report]
Incoming dubs
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Anonymous 2017-04-29 05:56:52 Post No.730936497
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Anonymous 2017-04-29 05:56:52 Post No.730936497 [Report]
Money shot
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Anonymous 2017-04-29 05:57:51 Post No.730936563
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Anonymous 2017-04-29 05:57:51 Post No.730936563 [Report]
>>730933430
>op impling he had friends
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Anonymous 2017-04-29 05:58:45 Post No.730936639
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Anonymous 2017-04-29 05:58:45 Post No.730936639 [Report]
>>730933430
Faggot
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Anonymous 2017-04-29 06:24:22 Post No.730938501
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Anonymous 2017-04-29 06:24:22 Post No.730938501 [Report]
HOLY FUCK NONE OF US ARE WORTHY
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Anonymous 2017-04-29 06:28:22 Post No.730938779
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Anonymous 2017-04-29 06:28:22 Post No.730938779 [Report]
I've hit a wall in life.
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Anonymous 2017-04-29 06:30:18 Post No.730938921
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Anonymous 2017-04-29 06:30:18 Post No.730938921 [Report]
>>730933430
Sure
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Anonymous 2017-04-29 06:30:44 Post No.730938952
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Anonymous 2017-04-29 06:30:44 Post No.730938952 [Report]
>>730933430
Please?
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Anonymous 2017-04-29 06:30:58 Post No.730938972
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Anonymous 2017-04-29 06:30:58 Post No.730938972 [Report]
Ay
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Anonymous 2017-04-29 06:31:05 Post No.730938979
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Anonymous 2017-04-29 06:31:05 Post No.730938979 [Report]
Is this a dream?
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Anonymous 2017-04-29 06:31:16 Post No.730938993
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Anonymous 2017-04-29 06:31:16 Post No.730938993 [Report]
OP sucks dicks
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Anonymous 2017-04-29 06:32:03 Post No.730939057
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check'em
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Anonymous 2017-04-29 06:33:04 Post No.730939135
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Anonymous 2017-04-29 06:33:37 Post No.730939181
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Anonymous 2017-04-29 06:33:37 Post No.730939181 [Report]
No thanks OP, I'm not in to sucking cock, magic or otherwise
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Anonymous 2017-04-29 06:35:28 Post No.730939318
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Anonymous 2017-04-29 06:35:28 Post No.730939318 [Report]
>>730936259
What? How new are you?
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Anonymous 2017-04-29 06:35:40 Post No.730939335
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Anonymous 2017-04-29 06:35:40 Post No.730939335 [Report]
GOD WILL DESTROY YOU
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Anonymous 2017-04-29 06:37:06 Post No.730939435
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Anonymous 2017-04-29 06:37:06 Post No.730939435 [Report]
i hate my life
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Anonymous 2017-04-29 06:37:40 Post No.730939474
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Anonymous 2017-04-29 06:37:40 Post No.730939474 [Report]
Seth freakin Roll-ins
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Anonymous 2017-04-29 06:41:18 Post No.730939728
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Anonymous 2017-04-29 06:41:18 Post No.730939728 [Report]
Powers would be kewl.
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Anonymous 2017-04-29 06:43:26 Post No.730939906
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Anonymous 2017-04-29 06:43:26 Post No.730939906 [Report]
lies.
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Anonymous 2017-04-29 06:43:52 Post No.730939936
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Anonymous 2017-04-29 06:43:52 Post No.730939936 [Report]
Shit
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Anonymous 2017-04-29 06:46:36 Post No.730940120
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Anonymous 2017-04-29 06:46:36 Post No.730940120 [Report]
everything you say is a lie
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Anonymous 2017-04-29 07:00:22 Post No.730941144
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Anonymous 2017-04-29 07:00:22 Post No.730941144 [Report]
dumb
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Anonymous 2017-04-29 07:01:23 Post No.730941216
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Anonymous 2017-04-29 07:01:23 Post No.730941216 [Report]
i wish you weren't so difficult
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Anonymous 2017-04-29 07:01:55 Post No.730941262
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Anonymous 2017-04-29 07:01:55 Post No.730941262 [Report]
Same 2 u.
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Anonymous 2017-04-29 07:02:12 Post No.730941279
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Anonymous 2017-04-29 07:02:12 Post No.730941279 [Report]
bitch
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Anonymous 2017-04-29 07:02:34 Post No.730941306
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Anonymous 2017-04-29 07:02:34 Post No.730941306 [Report]
i want to hurt myself
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Anonymous 2017-04-29 07:02:56 Post No.730941338
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Anonymous 2017-04-29 07:02:56 Post No.730941338 [Report]
im gonna kill the dog
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Anonymous 2017-04-29 07:03:27 Post No.730941391
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Anonymous 2017-04-29 07:03:27 Post No.730941391 [Report]
you aren't the best
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Anonymous 2017-04-29 07:05:42 Post No.730941586
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Anonymous 2017-04-29 07:05:42 Post No.730941586 [Report]
Hitler be my wittness!
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Anonymous 2017-04-29 07:06:02 Post No.730941610
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Anonymous 2017-04-29 07:06:02 Post No.730941610 [Report]
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Anonymous 2017-04-29 07:06:54 Post No.730941678
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Anonymous 2017-04-29 07:06:54 Post No.730941678 [Report]
shh
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Anonymous 2017-04-29 07:10:03 Post No.730941912
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Anonymous 2017-04-29 07:10:03 Post No.730941912 [Report]
>>730933430
ok
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Anonymous 2017-04-29 07:14:31 Post No.730942299
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Anonymous 2017-04-29 07:14:31 Post No.730942299 [Report]
idiot peepee man give me power or else
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Anonymous 2017-04-29 07:24:12 Post No.730943115
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Anonymous 2017-04-29 07:24:12 Post No.730943115 [Report]
>>730933430
magic roll
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Anonymous 2017-04-29 07:26:49 Post No.730943319
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Anonymous 2017-04-29 07:26:49 Post No.730943319 [Report]
WOW I WOULD LIKE SOECIAL POWERS. GIVE PLEASE
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