Waifu claiming thread.
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
>>730899123
>>730899123
My friend is a fagget casual but damn he's fun to play with, finna get all his stuff back and we're gonna have a fun time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T5X7m_stabE
>>730898328 Yuuki
I'm at something chapel, made it to a big room with 2 asshole giants in it tonight.
>>730898559 Rory
It couldn't hurt to have a little more.
>>730898732 Firekeeper
Gotta work up an appetite for breakfast after all~
I look forward to the delicious meal~
Spotted a glimpse of blue huh~?
Don't worry, i'll take good care of you~
>>730899006 Juvia
> Oh you know you enjoy it~
But you do deal with me~
alright just one more after this and it's off to bed..
>
>>730899313
Well well well~
>>730898591
I now have 2 whiskeys, 2 rums and 3 lychee beers.
>>730899463
Im aware.
>>730899463
Ah, haven't made it there yet.
Anyway, I'm off to sleep. Good night!
>>730899313
does he at least praise the sun?
>>730899463
sounds like cathedral of the deep, fun times
>>730899664
night yuuki
>>730899463
Hello hone- OH MY LORD!! NO CHILL
>>730899664
Night Yuuki
>Thanks for the treat~
>>730899699
Of course!
Hello everyone
>juvia claimed
>>730899463
>i do not!
Some how
>bed time
>o-oh, ok
>
>those tits are nice but that butt is even better
still here
and
>>730899006
Better be
>>730899560
Whisky!
>>730900031
Scotch, bourbon, Australian, New Zealand or Korean?
>I still have a stash I havent touched
>I may habe moar
>>730900182
Korean because it sounds weird. Jealousy.
>>730900356
That ones cute.
>>730899664
Gnight Yuuki.
>>730899699
> dubs
Too much fun, especially when the giants are giving out free head pats.
>>730899830
100% spicy~
How are you?
>>730899916
> Do too.
Might have something to do with you enjoying my company~
> Aww don't be sad, i'll be back tomorrow beautiful~
Alright last one~
>
Now, may i have that little something now~?
>>730900031
cringe
>>730898943 (Shinobu)
Ah, the return to Terraria.
Well, it can wait for a bit, especially if the shrines aren't going anywhere.
I was wondering, what can you actually do in Terraria? Like... How to start? I'm a little lost on it to be honest..
>>730899006 (Juvia)
Well then, I'm up for the challenge!
But Anno Domini sounds waaaay cooler tho...
>>730899313
We've all been there (well, maybe except for me). Tell him to git gud, it always works like a charm.
>>730899463
~
I also hope you like the sauce I made just for you~
Hehe, yup, certainly did, thank you sweetheart~
W-well... I can only hope so~
>>730900452
Im good~
Having some jolly coop with a friend, you?
>>730900791
Its fine, Im carrying him
alright im off to sleep, night everyone
>>730900898
Good night cute vampire
>>730900031
Next post
Also what would you like to see or just anything?
>>730900452
>i do not! You're wrong!
I don't or else i wouldn't say i have to deal with you, I'd say something like be around you or something like that.
>i-i'm not sad because you're leaving!
>don't get the wrong idea
>my favorite
Sure
>
>>730900791
It's not a challenge. It's ment to show if i can truly trust you
Which as of now i don't at all.
>>730900898
Nighty night
>>730900545
Why?
>>730901071
I dont know. Something good.
>>730900791
>>730900898
jk time to talk terraria i dont need sleep
you mean like how to work on progression into the game?
>>730900791
i guess a better quest to ask is where did you get stuck at?
Alright i'm off to bed. have a good day/night everyone!
>>730900791
Is it a special sauce~?
Any time love~
Alright it's time to get comfy, see you in dscord~?
>>730900870
Good to hear~
Nice~
About to lay down, i'll be in discord for a bit if you wanna chat more~
>>730901071
> You enjoy it so much~
Because you're too embarrassed to admit the truth~
> Sure you aren't, just a coincidence right~?
I couldn;t just leave without giving you that one~
> ahh so beautiful~
Goodnight Juvia.
>>730900870
Which souls/ moment? And weapon, I'm also curious
>>730901071
It can be a challenge if we make it one. It would be far more exciting, too
Well, I guess that won't change for quite some time, huh?
>>730901181
>>730901309
Well, truth be told... The beginning. Like... I don't really know what to do. There are some things hopping around, there's my character... What do I do now?
>>730901615
Discord it is then~
rate my bedroom?
-mavis
>>730901615
night hanako
>>730901619
well at the very beginning you should probably cut down some trees and build a little house for yourself near the spawn point, after that you can either explore the surface for chests, or just dive into the first cave you find and start digging for ore
>>730901750
I like the painting. Show teddy bear.
>>730901619
Scholar of the First Sin, Falchion
>>730900319
Korean it is.
>>730901828
Well, it turned dark already and I can't see, so... Guess I'm doomed, huh?
Also, how do I craft anything?
>>730902009
>the Oroboro vibes are real
Pretty nice, tho my opinion on DS2 itself isn't really that great..
>>730902168
Take pic of bottle. Im curious what it looks like
>>730901169
Well alright then
>
This one's a personal favorite of mine
>>730901615
>i hate it i hate it i hate it
I-i am not!
I-it is. You had nothing to do with it!
Nighty night lov- i-i mean pervert! Stupid, filthy pervert!
>>730901619
You can make it a personal challenge if you want.
No, of course not. You can't just gain all my trust back at once if any of it. Not after everything you would say when i would post lewds. Which you didn't even earn, hanako did
>>730901750
Mavis/10
>>730902228
Oroboro is my souls idol lol, minus his screaming
>>730902263
Just a bit fancier, regular glass bottle.
>>730902228
you do all your crafting in your inventory, its on the left side of the screen, if you're ever curious about how to craft stuff, take any material to your guide npc and hand it to him, he'll show you every crafting recipe that uses it
and to solve that darkness issue, you'll want to kill some slimes on the surface, use the gel they drop and some wood to craft torches that you can place for light
>torches last forever but can be destroyed by water
>>730902297
When the soap falls just right
>>730902564
It came in a box. Thats pretty fancy
>>730902664
Pretty expensive too. Its a good whiskey for drinking straight.
>>730902297
Sounds like a plan
Oh, come on, I didn't say THAT much when you posted...
...That's actually pretty true. But that's because Hanako has a larger lewd collection, far greater than mine at least
>>730902446
That makes the two of us.
Every time I meet a magic spammer there's his little voice in my head, saying "Oh no, magic. So OP. No counter", always makes me smile
>>730902573
And, as far as I can see, you can make a bonfire from the torches, right?
And thank you for the tips, you've helped me a great deal already~
>>730902564
Who gave you the idea that that's korean?
>>730902802
yep, bonfires are nice to have cause standing near one increases your health regen, also you should craft a workbench if you havent yet, standing near a workbench allows you to craft alot more things than you can make just by hand
>>730902792
Huh. Well cool stuff. I think Ill get some new Tomoko pics. Havent done that in a while.
>>730902802
forgot to mention that when asking the guide for crafting recipes, he also tells you what crafting station you need for the recipe
>crafting stations make more recipes available just by standing near them, you dont actually have to interact with them, all the crafting is still done in your inventory
>>730902974
The script on the box, the blurb on the back of the box, the location of the distillery and a quick Google search.
>>730902974
>well Im moronic
Its Taiwanese. My bad.
>>730903008
>>730903202
That explains why clicking on it didn't really do much...
But I think I'll manage from now on. It's kinda like minecraft, but in 2D.
And as I would hate to keep you from sleeping, I think I'll manage from now on, I'll be sure to tell you how I did tomorrow, alrighty~?
>>730902664
What was that not good enough for you?
>
>>730902802
Don't lying isn't going to help gain my trust.
Hanako could've posted a suggestive pic and it would've been more of a contribution than you ever gave.
>>730903560
I thought it was just a funny way for soap to fall is all.
>>730903546
it is somewhat like minecraft, i like to compare them like this;
minecraft is a creative game with survival aspects
terraria is an action/adventure game with creative aspects
>>730903701
Starbound >>> Terraria
>>730903546
make sure you add-on to your house some, you'll need multiple rooms, and each room must have player-placed backwall, a table, a chair, and a light source;
then it will qualify as valid housing, and a new npc will be able to move in
>at least once you meet the requirements for the npc to spawn, they all have various different requirements
>>730903892
starbound is like terraria's autistic little brother, it tried to be as good and just failed in every way possible
>>730903618
Yeah yeah yeah
>>730904042
Can you go to other planets in Terraria? No.
Same old cancerous people, I see.
>>730904336
theres no need to go to other planets in terraria, because the world actually has things in it
ok now im actually going to sleep, night everyone
>>730903560
Well then, what will?
And what kind of contribution would you like then~?
>>730903701
>>730903921
Hmm, so I need a house, some wooden platforms would be nice I guess, maybe some walls... Thanks! I'm building some sort of a house, hope I'll finish at least some of it before night..
>>730904458
And goodnight, thanks for all the tips~
See you tomorrow!
>>730904458
A regenerating world is useless because you can just find an area to farm. Making the 'you have impact' thought useless.
>>730904324
It was cute.
>>730904534
Time
Same kind hanako gives. Except i want you to do it in front of everyone tomorrow.
But i also could use some now as well...
>>730904781
Makes sense
Huh... A strange kind of fetish, but I'll roll with that~
Well, I think I might find something...~
>>730899205
Claiming 2b, my robot waifu for laifu
Goodbye, sad thread.
Stay boring.
>>730905784
Goodbye chen.
Is thread dead?
>>730907083
Just quiet.
>>730907146
Well, it's night for most people after all
>>730907328
Yeah. People do stuff on the weekends
>>730907486
What about you?
>>730907539
I dont do things. You?
>>730907615
Why don't?
It's middle of the day for me, and I'm programming.
>>730907724
No real reason. Programming what?
>>730907821
Just a lazy afternoon (or whatever part of day is there)?
A project of mine in JavaScript. Every second there appears a symbol of dollar with random speed and angle, and it bounces off of walls while "I need a dollar" plays in the background. Silly thing I have for school.
>>730908038
Its 4 in the morning right now.Oh. I dont get it.
>>730899205
Daily reminder.
Anime is talentless, profit maximising garbage for the mindless masses.
Thanks everyone, carry on with your business, you will never have a 3dimensional girlfriend.
>>730908599
I had one in the past so ha!
>>730908328
Huh. What's sleep for, anyway?
I can upload it somewhere if you want to check it out.
>>730908599
I have one, so jokes on you
And thanks for the bump
>>730908815
I hate sleep too. It sounds weird but I would watch it I guess?
>>730909011
Why? Isn't it pleasant?
Also, a second, I need to adjust a few things.
did sonokawa die?
>>730909663
No its never restful. Alright ill be around
>>730909725
No they just left.
0 arrived
>>730910687
Morning
>>730910729
Tomo cute
h-haru?
>>730910868
The cutest
D
Well that took like 6 hours of on and off watching to finish Kill la Kill with friends! And I've missed everyone except for Tomo who never sleeps! And not only that but I'll probably end up going to sleep in about 20 minutes, because I have to get up in the afternoon to play a game of D&D with friends! But that's okay!
>>730910938
Hi Tomo!
>>730910868
And hi Zero! Or is it 0?
>>730912087
Did you enjoy your show? Hope dnd is fun. I also do sleep.
CLAIMED :D
>>730910938
I finally managed to set everything up! Jesus Crust I need to learn how to manage my ftp.
spacecowboy.cba.pl
here you can find it, I hope thete won't be more problems with this site
>>730899205
https://youtu.be/6Wyyc71OPRY
>>730912273
Well I'm on mobile now so let's see
>>730912222
>thooooooose nuuumberrrrrs
Tomo you're a god. Here, I don't normally do this but have some butt as a reward!
Yeah, it was pretty good! Lots of nonsensical stuff but that's part of what made it so good!
I hope so too. Our older campaign got put on a long hiatus so now someone who hasn't DM'd before is now going to try! I'm hoping he does okay!
I know you do, but you're always to bed after me and you wake up way before me! You're like a machine!
>>730912273
Hi miss Firekeeper! How is everything?
>>730912490
S-she's thicc
>>730912490
Sweet free butt saved. Can touch? Good you enjoyed it. Hopefully they do. A good dm makes or breaks the game from what I understand. No sleeping is just hard
claim
>>730912666
>those sicces
Alright look I tried okay? But you can get some panties Mr. Satan!
>>730912714
It's all yours! Save this one too if you want Tomo! <3
I, uh... I don't know... Maybe one quick touch, okay? Just don't tell miss Juvia, okay? I don't know if she'd appreciate it...
We've played with him before but never as DM so we'll see! Here's hoping!
Sleeping isn't that hard! You just lay there and think about all the wonderful things you did that day!
>>730912420
I was able to see it fine, so I hope you won't have any issues as well~
>>730912490
Why hello there~
It's pretty good, just enjoying the day, I finished programming for now and gotta boot up some Dark Souls. And how are you~?
>>730912919
Don't mind if I do. Yes! I won't tell. *grabs* it's good they have experience so that helps. Nah. I can't get comfy so I toss and turn and just post instead. Sleeping is too hard>>730913092
I'll save the stuff till tomorrow. Seems to not be doing the thing in my phone
>>730912919
she's so smol, and cute
>>730913092
Glad to heard you're enjoying your day! Nothing better than hearing people are happy!
Oooh, programming? That's really interesting! I probably could never do something like that but it's super cool! Are you programming something for fun or is it for work or something like that?
I have a few friends on Dark Souls 3 right now! I was going to play with them earlier but we decided on a show instead! For one of them it's the first Dark Souls game they've played so that's really cool!
I'm doing really good right now! Pretty tired though, so I might slep soon!
>>730913227
O-oh Tomo~! <3 That f-felt really good... U-uh, anyways...
Yeah, although I'm a little worried because whenever we played he would try to do a lot of crazy things that never really panned out... But maybe he's really put his head into this and it'll be cool! Either way I'll just try to enjoy the time with friends!
Well no duh it's so hard to sleep, if you're looking on your phone all the time! You have to close your eyes and just think! I know how it feels to toss and turn though, and it sucks. Some nights I'll just end up staying up in bed until I have to get up again. Those nights suck.
>>730913262
<3 Thank you anon!
>>730913579
Heh anytime Kanna just ask. At the very least it's funny hopefully. I know but I would be awake anyway might as well not just lay there and think about nothing. Yeah it's pretty bad but better than getting a bad dream I guess.
>>730913579
I haven't actually watched that Dragon Maid Anime, what's it about
>>730913847
>>730913579
>>730912919
>>730912087
>>730899205
>>730910938
hehe~
>>730912087
Zero is fine, but call me what ever you want
>>730913227
Alrighty, hope you'll like it!
>>730913579
Well, happy is a really strong word, so I think I'll just go with "not bad".
Naaaaaah, don't worry, it's nothing cool nor really interesting to be honest. I mentioned it earlier, if you want to see it you can find it here: spacecowboy.cba.pl
And it's a little school project, one of many I have to work on, so I guess it's kinda like an assignment.
What show was is?
Some Souls with friends, huh? Sounds like a great idea. Especially the third one, it's so easy to enjoy it with friends. And how is that friend liking it so far?
That's great to hear~
Well, sleep is always a nice option if you want to get some rest, so if you want to, feel free to go so you can go back to being a bouncy cute ball of energy in no time~
>>730913092
Programming? Do you do mods, or are you more of a game designer?
>>730914181
What are you laughing at zero? >>730914187
I'll let you know don't worry
bich>>730914187
best waifu is hitler>>730899205
Going to sleepo now, I gotta wake up early I think! Have a wonderful night friends! <3
>>730913789
A-alright Tomo, I'll k-keep that in mind~
Yeah, it should be funny either way! I just hope he doesn't get to discouraged if it doesn't go the way he's planned it. Still have no idea what to play!
Oh, I never really thought about it like that... Well you have a good point there! But there's gotta be something you'd like to think about? Ah, only you know what! I don't want to pry!
Yeah, that's really true. I hate bad dreams with a passion. Also had sleep paralysis twice and both times really sucked. The nightmares I can deal with, but I don't ever want to deal with that again.
>>730913847
Oh, it's really good! Err, well, in my opinion anyways!
It's just like a slice of life comedy! Pretty much a dragon offers to be a human's maid and more dragons come into the human world and things go from there!
>>730914181
No, I think Zero is okay! Unless you want something else I think it's a nice name!
>>730914187
Ah, that's good to hear too! Any normal day is better than bad!
Alright, I'll bookmark it for later! Thank you for sharing!
Wait, you have to program multiple things for school? Programming can take a while, right? I hope you aren't swamped with work!
It was Kill la Kill! Good show! Might do Gurren Lagann next! I haven't seen more than a handful of shows so it's all pretty new to me!
It really is fun! Especially if you just take it all in stride and try to learn and improve! He's enjoying a lot actually! He was hesitant to buy it at first but he's really taken a liking to it!
I think I'll just do that! And thanks for calling me cute <3
I hope whenever you sleep you have a wonderful sleep too, okay? Bye miss firekeeper!
>>730914355
Noone as cute as zero, but tomo a cute
>>730914575
alright!
>>730899205
>>730914575
Good~ it will probably go fine you guys have played before and all. Ehh nothing I don't really already have time to think about. Never had sleep paralysis. Only heard f it. Describe it too me next time we chat please. Sleep well and don't forget to practice.>>730914677
That was a good joke.
child porn is good>>730914677
>>730914575
>>730914513
>>730914575
get cancer
>>730916419
i don't like people and conflict gives me purpose
>>730917603
is everyone asleep? tell me an interesting fact about yourself? i like to do yard work sometimes. i'm a wild man.
>>730917740
There are no interesting facts about me. It's that an interesting fact?
>>730917804
ok fine, what was the last thing you ate?
Claiming my darling wife, Takanashi Hikari.
Fucking weebs. Go outside once in a while and maybe you can get a real girlfriend instead of a Chinese cartoon character you cringed virgins
>>730918805
A bowl of potato chips last night
>>730919403
would you like me to cook you some milk?
>>730919007
I have a real boyfriend.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0UMnxmMAZ8
>>730919007
I have a real boyfriend that i met on here
>>730919652
That sounds gross. No
>>730920908
Good afternoon
>>730920908
>on on thread but not on discord
Hmmm
I am a God.
Is anyone over here....
Or here...?
Claim
>>730921463
Tomato is the best part of that show for me.
I project on her far too well.
>>730921061
Good afternoon Anon, how are you today?
>>730921080
I am, what do you want, and WHO are you? -_-
>>730921314
I want a tiny pet Koume.
I'm here I think.
>>730922011
Tiger! I'm looking at photos of you. You've been on danbooru right. You're on there thousands of times.
>>730921463
mic ?
So, /waifu/
I've watched almost 500 series of anime and I haven't found a waifu.
What does this mean?
>Pic unrelated
>>730921820
She's the only reason i kept watching it
>>730922191
No
>>730922011
Bad
>>730922255
Either youre to very normal, incredibly picky...or going to make one waifu the happiest girl ever
>>730922255
What do you look for in a waifu?
>>730922664
Well, idk what I look for in a girl. I just know none of the girls in the anime I've watch make me happy or I find special.
>>730922625
I'm not really normal.
I guess I just can't find a character I can click with.
>>730922011
I want you to solve a riddle -_-
>>730922108
I have, there sure are a lot of Tiger pictures on there!
I'll have to check it out again, haven't had a look in a few months now.
You better be using rating:safe . . .
>>730922480
I was wrong all along, it wasn't an anon!
That sucks . . .
I woke up with a headache, great!
6 hour thread. Wow.
>>730923181
That's unfortunate. Over 500....idk I feel like you've had to of covered most bases of genres.
>>730923264
My favorite one is where you are an orange for some reason
>>730923264
I can be an anon when i want to be
Were you drinking again?
Got to go, going out to eat. Take care people.
>>730923251
I want you to have a sense of humor, we can't have everything we want it seems . . .
>>730923251
No time for riddle, going out to eat in a few minutes.
>>730923499
I guess I can never be a shy lemon, I do like this orange though.
>>730923539
No, no drinking, might just be that I forgot to drink enough water . . .
I'm stupid like that sometimes.
>>730923872
Ok
Have fun
kumin is life, accept no substitute
OH MY GOD KILL ALL HOMOSEXUALS!!!!
>>730923264
Wait that's a thing?
Whenever I look at taiga I see some really hot pics
Hello faggots
>>730923872
I just didn't understand this one