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This qt is sitting in front of me in the train and she has

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This qt is sitting in front of me in the train and she has a bloody teddybear.
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Teddybear proof
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You should talk about trans genders. *She* will love it OP
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>>730886873
Start a conversation with her, ask what's up with the bear.
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>>730888471
She says she has anxiety around unknown people so she carries it around when she travels. I made her blush
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>>730889235
that's pretty autistic
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>>730889509
She looks shy as hell but she has nice green eyes and her hair looks so soft. We just switched places cause she didn't like having the sun in her face
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>>730886873
That's a man, baby.
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>>730886873
say something autistic to make her feel sympathetic
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>>730886873
Thats a trap. She looks like justin bieber
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>>730886873
The human in this pic isn't the "girl" you're talking about right?
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>>730886873
Wrestle her down and write a timestamp on her forehead. Post results.
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>>730890196
She put on her headphones
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>>730890595
She kinda looks like recent scarlett johanson
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>>730890595
>She
since you're pretending it's a she, pretend it doesn't have earphones on
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Fuck her in the bathroom, post a webm and become legend
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HOW TO GET JUICY PUSSY
1. give her lots of attention
2. shower her with compliments
3. pretend to like her favorite things
4. treat her to a meal
5. tip fedora
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>>730888266
>>730890182
>>730890233
>>730890299
I don't think so she doesn't have a big Adam's apple
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>>730890046
How long of a trip are you on? You can definitely fuck this girl.
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>>730891157
One hour left
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>>730890993
Dont be a faggot and just talk to her. If its a long trip she would be glad to have a conversation
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>>730890993
Ignore the fags that think it's magically impossible for a woman to have short hair
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>>730891246
Ask her what she's listening to. Music is a good opener.
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>>730891369
This, OP. Just dont be awkward
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>>730891296
>>730891369
Alright I'll do that. First, pic of her stretching
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>>730891577
Nice, I find her cute as well. Do you wish to date her or just sex?
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>>730891577
Well, shes fat.
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>>730891577
It looks like its morning there. Are u in Australia?
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>>730891678
Not sure, sex would be nice definetely but I'd like to keep doors open for maybe more

She says right now some Queen but she listens to a lot of different styles. Got her to talk about her, she says she used to take singing classes singing jazz and blues. Just went to the toilet to post I'll keep on talking with her
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>>730891369
this, then whether or not you know what she says, say you're not familiar with that, then just get her talking
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>>730891836
Nope, Europe
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>>730891836
m8 its the arvo in Australia
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>>730891986
Keep talking about music, get a feel for her taste and say you like similar stuff. Eventually ask her name and transition into personal stuff such as age, where they're from, if they're in school, etc.

Also post more pics, hard to tell if fat or just thicc
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>>730891986
>>730892038
just get her to keep talking, women love to talk about themselves
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>>730892084
The fuck is arvo?
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>>730892084
1 am in cali
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>>730886873
how tf are u taking these pics? kek
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But has she spoken to the manager yet?
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>>730892646
Pretty easy tho. Im a creepster and its easierbthan it looks kek. I mean, just try to look like you're sending a message and take the damn pic
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obviously fake how many layers of clothes is she wearing?
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>>730892646
With phone and ninja skills. Took two while talking she's so oblivious
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start a periscope stream so we can hear your conversation
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>>730892863
She had a hoodie, a sweater and now just a top. It's pretty early so it was cold outside
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>>730892875
>>730893042
confirmed not fat, maybe a little thicc
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>>730892875
keep snappin when you get caught and she starts freakin
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>>730892875
The fucking teddy bear. Autistic as fuck.
>>730893025
This
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>>730893042
Get those fucking digits, anon.
You already ask her where she's from?
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>>730893042
Can u take a pic of her shoes? Im kinda interested
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>>730893127
>teddy bear
Girls like that shit man
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>>730892875
>>730893042
looks like she's getting comfy
you might get lucky op
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>>730893265
Yeah, girls dont go on public with stuffed animals.
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>>730893025
>>730893127
Def not a good enough co. Conv going well, she works at a daycare center and she likes Kubrick
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>>730886873
I'm going to start taking a flashlight on public transportation because fucking fake pussies makes me less nervous - God damn snowflake millennial perpetual childhood motherfuckers.
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>>730893042
M o a r
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>>730893410
just download the app real quick, start the stream, and put your phone screen down on your stomach or something.
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>>730893410
I can already smell the spaghetti
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>>730893223
There you go
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>>730891577
Nice tits. What is she, polish?
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>>730893410
OP you faggot, this is some girl you just met randomly. Be bold and pull a fucking move before she leaves, let her know you a bawss, then post pics of the dicking. Otherwise you're gonna get nowhere. Do you really care if it doesn't work?
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>>730890595
looks like a future hero
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>>730893633
Fucking ugly.
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>>730893668
indeed, what do you have to lose
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>>730893637
French.
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>>730893633
Bro you better lock this down. Sending you hope for great justice!
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>>730893668
This. Thats just some ramdon bitch, just opressed her with your masculanity
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>>730893773
Where in France? Paris?
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>>730893410
just keep talking and eventually say she seems like a cool person and ask for her number. Or you could be really ballsy and ask if she's single right there on the spot.
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She's traveling to my hometown for a week I got her to agree on lunch tomorrow, got her number. Damn it's the first time I dared something like that
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>>730893633
We call these kind of shes majamierdas overhere. Literally shit steppers
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>>730893824
>for great justice!
Now that's a meme I haven't heard in many years.
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Fuck. I hate it when girls shave half their head. That shit is not aggressive at all.

I'd move to another seat just to get this fatty out of my view.
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Report back with your great success
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>>730893990
Congrats, anon. Good luck
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>>730893922
I wouldn't ask for her number... that's more something you do in school/work situation. This is one of those random encounters you just gotta nut up and make physical contact with her in some way. If she's digging it keep escalating, if not at least you tried and you know you're not a little fucking pussy
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>>730893990
Great for you, but i'd be ashamed to being seen in public with that thing.
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>>730893990
>today op was not a fag
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>>730894141
What are ya fucking gay dude?
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>>730893990
prove that you're OP
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>>730894101
You need some form of contact information to follow up after this encounter
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Thanks guys, leaving you with her cliveage
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>>730894018
10/10
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>>730894203
Not at all. I'm just not interested in 0.2/10 girls
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>>730886873
That's a dude /b/ro
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>>730894318
That's not a dude /b/ro
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>>730893990
The good news: at least you did something, and if you lack experience with approaching women which it sounds like you do, its better than nothing.

Bad news:
There's at least a 50% chance nothing is gonna come of this. Based on this picture: >>730893042
her body language, the fact that she's leaning toward you, is a very, very good sign. If it were me, and this was some chick I may never see again, I would've tried casually putting my hand on her leg or some shit after making her laugh, to get a feel for if she's really digging it--physical contact is usually a foolproof indicator of whether a chick is dtf or not. Maybe not and whatever, you never see her again. But if she is, you could've probably fucked her tonight dude. Just my two cents, make sure you consider this the next time you're trying to spit some game.
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>>730894309
>cliveage
What cleavage?
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>>730894783
Well she's a shy as fuck autistic grill who carries a teddybear around. We're not getting any more than that.
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>>730894284
What I meant was, the way this all sounds being some chick on a train is a "call me later" type deal that's probably not gonna pan out. Just my instinct. That's why you gotta nut up.
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Now she comes to 4chan to say how she and her tedybear got asked on a date by some guy on the train and shares secretly taken pics of him.
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>>730891577
Nice, keep posting these things pls
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>>730893200
Dubs are right, get her number at least, you might have a chance!
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>>730893990
INVITE ME TO THE WEDDING
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>>730895415
And the invites 4chan to the wedding. Bunch of hairy bald dudes masturbating in thw bathrooms
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>>730895772
>hairy
>bald
Make a choice nigger
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>>730895891
I know a bunch of really hairy guys with bald head.
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>>730895891
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