ITT we poorly describe video games. >Straight >White >Male

>line
>rabbit

>60s
>magic
>jews

>rats
>they're bad
>so is the game

>>730885003
Rats 2: The Movie: The Game

>hey fuck you
>we have to go deeper
>oh there's my knife
>deeper
>welcome to hell motherfucker
>wait no too deep
>go back go back

>>730885003
Rodents revenge from win 95

>>730885365
dark souls

>>730885758
nope.

>escape prison thing from windows
>zombies
>never got an ending

>>730885650
Yep, that was fast

>>730886000
nice trips

>>730885003
Dishonoured

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>>730886093
Thanks

>>730884138
Wolfenstein:TNW

>>730884611
JazzJackrabbit

>>730885980
that one game with the NV movie camera and having to change batts

manana

>1 2 3 4 7
> 4 3
> 1 1 1 1
>blank spaces
> "oh shit"
>dead

>>730886278
Got the first one, at least.

>a fanfiction crossover with no sex

>>730884138
Three games:
>Be fag in forest
>Fly dragon
>Miss all the loot
>Game is shit
>Ending is shit
>Temporarily bankrupt studio

2:
>Be a japanese
>Almost dank souls
>Your homies are basic bitches
>Play dress up as Guts
>Princess dress best girl / stats

3:
>Get anally hammered by aliens
>Turtleing doesn't seem to work for silly humans
>Crash
>Kill some alien faggots
>Go home
>Go back
>Go home
>Go back
>Ends
>Except it doesn't
>Garbage now
>Vocal minority doesn't think the series is ass

>crash
>build settlement
>new people
>people get over worked and angry
>throw a party
>fucking raids
>try to research good shit
>wait a minute...these aren't dorfs!

>>730885003
darkmaus or however it's spelled

>space
>pew
>explode
>genericblackguy.jpg
>laser fucker
>hologram lady? what
>ebola
>save everything

>>730887107
Halo ce?

>get a shity tunneling helicopter with treads
>fly up and meet god
>dig down meet the devil
>???
>profit

>>730887806
motherlode, son

>angel
>nope
>flying british cunt
>puns
>PUNS
>FUCK YOU MORE PUNS
>god or some shit
>final boss is like satan or something, i dunno

>>730887990
yup, wasted so much time on that

>>730886316
I'd say minesweeper but the 4 and 3 can't possibly be touching than many mines

>dead on a cart
>wake up in a pile of bodies
>fight to the surface
>find out you break the rules of reality

>crying solves all your problems

>>730886845
mass effect

>>730884138
No one got this last thread. Posting again

>Early 2000s Namco RPG
>late 6th gen release
>platform exclusive
>game starts with protag in bed with amnesia
>talk to doctor
>says go to woods or some shit
>woods are dank with scorpion bats and shit
>fairy lady shows up
>go back to town
>mayor says go back
>dragon suddenly
>heartofthecards.jpg
>girl kidnapped by Heihachi lookin fucker
>main characters all have colorful hair


Again, if anyone gets it, I'm shocked.

>>730889382
tales of teh abyss

>>730887047
Rimworld

>>730887047
civilization or whatever teh fuck its called, tropico whatever that shit is ?

>>730889634
yup, bonus round wtf are dorfs?
>>730889674
nope

>another settlement needs our help

>>730889462
No, but I do enjoy the fuck out of that game.

>>730889382
Manic Miner

>>730889729
FUCK YOU PRESTON!!!

gotta go fast

Shaq
World map
Martial arts

>>730889757
Nope

>>730889924
Jet Set Willy

>>730889740
is it any of teh tails series?

>>730888729
Donkey Kong 64?

>>730890211
nope

>>730889960
Why ZX Spectrum games?

>>730889982
Nope. It didn't get a ton of traction. Got a prequel and there's a smallish following for the series (of two fucking games) but other than that, there's not much else there.

>mechs on mars
>take corporate jobs
>-50,000 in debt?
>time for experiments

>>730890349
Wait, do these new computers have games too?

>slave
>get out
>save your niggas

>>730890588
Cyberstorm

>>730890766
nope

>>730889869
Yeah, yeah, we've all seen Shaq-Fu.

>Press 'R' to restart
>you'll be doing this a lot

>>730888729
ok another clue
>am i drunk or...b-but muh cards...

>>730890934
Hotline Miami

>>730890934
I wanna be the guy

>ok we need to get me elected
>kill all these people

>chase cat through pyramid to get loot
>listen to some fucked CDs on the side
>jump over cacti and play baseball

>legs

>mids playing baseball
>homerun queen has a limp
>her brother's a douchebag
>the other homerun queen looks like a muppet
>can only play when drunk out of my skull
>feels like bad news bears

>japs
>spraying things
>doing sweet tricks

>>730891464
*kids playing baseball

>>730884138
destroy all humans

>rng
>exploding spaceships
>war crimes
>micromanagement

>>730891474
Pearl harbor

>>730891570
FTL?

>>730889382
Until this one is found, here's another.

>classic internet game
>5 games total
>travel through miami and nevada at some point
>cannons
>miami is also filled with crabs

Go on

>>730884138
clearly L.A. Noire

>>730884777
wolfenstein the new order

>>730885003
Bad rats

>futuristic world
>crash landed spaceship
>stranded on sentient planet
>the planet becomes your friend

>>730890588
red faction guerrilla?

>>730892533
nope
here's a hint
it's for the ps2

>kill desert worms and sewer slimes to collect material to upgrade weapons
>ur a pointy eared faggot
>travel in a space ship

I don't remember which game this is either lol

>>730892604
Ratchet and Clank?

>>730884138
Bioshock

>>730884611
Jazz jackrabbit (this game is the shit yo, i still play it nowadays)

>>730884611
I thought it would Vib Ribbon

>get your friends together
>pick your character
>kill em all
>WTF! A FUCKING CLOWN!!!

>>730884138
Bioshock

>>730884611
Jazz jackrabbit (this game is the shit yo, i still play it nowadays)

>>730887107
Halo or dead space

>>730888025
Dantes inferno

>>730890588
Red Faction (this game was the shit as well)

>>730893246
it's not red faction either see this
>>730892577

>dog
>boobs
>supernatural shit
>giant robot

>>730892708
Yeah but which one

>>730893451
If I recall, the desert worms are in Going Commando

>Get drunk
>lose gf
>get gf back
>lotsa money
>lose gf
>dont want money
>just want beer and gf
>gone

>Game is named after a simple word
>Old game
>Aliens, but we never get to see them
>Catchy soundtrack

>wake up drunk
>fuck you gargoyle
>fuck turd pile
>fuck you giant caveman
>game receives reboot
>storm the beaches of normandy on multiplayer

>lose your bitch
>find your bitch
>do it again
>"fuck"

>>730893734
zelda, all of them

or mario brothers

>>730893597
>>730893725

Dis is the same game.

>>730891331
QWOP

>>730893798
Nope, its on NES tho.

>>730893838
then what is it?

>>730893880
Conkers Bad Fur Day

>>730893734
Mario

>shitty mom goes on a cruise with asshole step dad
>get dumped at a shitty private school
>take shit
>>730893954
over

>>730893734
Ghosts and Goblins

>>730894047
fuck u

>born special
>kill chickens
>scream at dragons
>bugs

A bearded PhD scientist has a bad day at work

>>730894185
Skyrim

>>730885980
Minecraft?

>3D
>Ramp
>Snow

>>730894185
Skyrim
>>730894258
Half Life

>family is dead
>get revenge in form of slow motion and metaphors

>>730885365
Dante's Inferno?

>>730894578
SUPER HOT

>dead but not rly
>swamp with shit frame rate
>die alot

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>>730884138
>Straight
>White
>Male

>>730894578
Max Payne?

>>730894578
Max Payne

>grow up in thing
>green things
>people want to save things
>bad people want to kill green things
>Tranaformer thing helps people kill bad people
>glitchy as fuck

>>730894748
/r/outside with early access DLC on easy mode

>>730892977
Twisted Metal?

>go to work
>girlfriend kidnapped
>fuck i look cool
>i didn't ask for this

>restart the drill

>Ghost Dad and Zombie Dad's crazy adventure
>pwish-shing!
>"Haven't i killed you before?"
>LEROY MMNJENKINS!
>batman with swords

>>730895478
Payday

>quiet guy in an apartment
>gf was a hooker
>best friend is dead
>r to restart

>dig down
>fly up in time
>upgrade your shit
>dig deeper
>get messages from boss
>upgrade further
>get more messages
>fight satan

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>>730895696

>Aliens
>Teach
>explore
>breed
>follow the hand
>cheese, carrots, honey

I'll give 1 USD to the bloke that gets this