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/b/ Makes a Song! S O N G T H R E A D with Analog By Nature Whatever

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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/b/ Makes a Song!
S O N G T H R E A D with Analog By Nature
Whatever you post, we will put into the track.
>Dubs get Chorus
>Trips names the Song
>Post ending 69 gets the sexy intro
If you post a link to a vocaroo recording of yourself, you will be in the song, guaranteed.
LETS DO THIS - SONG NUMBER 49 FUCKERS! HOW LONG WILL THIS GO ON?
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>>730881841
Instrumental is all go. Just waiting for you, anon.
Where you at, good sir?
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You're twenty minutes early.
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Hey! Guess what!?!?! DUBS!
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>>730881984
Not today!
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>>730881957
oh yeah? ha
all high an' shit.

lol clicking street signs on this captcha like what the fuck am I doing
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>>730881841
Do you guys have a playlist specifically of the songs you made here?

If not, you should consider making one.
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>>730882122
truthdubs
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This chorus chirps like birds in a bathtub
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>>730882221
They sure as hell do!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mzgWe7Hfzgs&list=PL4PC99FxpUZJOIvYOaHKpf2diboB7pCm3
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>>730882381
wrong pic, sorry.
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>>730881841
>>730882221
As a matter of fact, we do! Here it is:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mzgWe7Hfzgs&list=PL4PC99FxpUZJOIvYOaHKpf2diboB7pCm3
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Huh.
That's interesting.
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>>730882417
it's okay I'm high.

see? I did this shit
>>730882430
after this nice gent posted this
>>730882381
but that nice gent is you, so now I'm only proving I am high.
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This is Léo Major, the one man wrecking crew of World War II.

During D-Day, he captured a highly armoured German vehicle, a Hanomag, which contained super secret Nazi codes and communication equipment.
A few days later, during a conflict with an SS patrol group (which he killed), one of them managed to light a phosphorous grenade and send molten hot metal flying at his face, resulting in him losing his left eye. He was told by his superior officers that he should go home, but insisted that since he had one eye, he could still scout and still aim down a scope. He also said he "Looked like a pirate". (he actually said that, it's awesome)

During the Battle of the Scheldt, also in 1944, he managed to single handedly capture 93 german soldiers. NINETY FUCKING THREE GERMAN GUYS SURRENDERED TO HIM. A LONE CANADIAN.

Safe to say, if you bring back nearly 100 prisoners back by yourself, you're getting the one of the highest medal the military can give. In this case, it was the Distinguished Conduct Medal, or DCM for short. You know what this PRIVATE (yes, he was a private while doing all that) did to the officer giving the medal to him? Major basically told him to go fuck himself because he led the Canadian part of D-Day, which was basically shit, that resulted in lots of allied deaths.

And Major wasn't kicked out of the military.

Fast forward to February, 1945, in the Netherlands, and he's loading corpses into the back of a carrier. After he's done, he hops in the back of a truck with his buddies and starts heading back to base.
This is Léo-Fucking-Major we're talking about, so ofcourse the truck hits a landmine. And he breaks four of his ribs, his back in 3 places, and both his ankles.
He then hitched a ride to Nijmegen (still in the Netherlands), where he had previously met a family there who let him chill for a month.
(cont.)
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>>730882672
After healing for a month, he went back to his unit and began doing military shit again.

That same year he broke more bones in a minute than most people break in their lives, he volunteered with his best-bro William Arsenault (who was a complete lumberjack canadian commando) to scout out the dutch city of Zwolle, which was currently under German occupation.

Major and Arsenault went around the perimeter of the city in the dark, but Arsenault was unfortunately sniped by a German fuck-bag.

This set Major off on one of the most badass and horrifyingly great blood-lust fueled rages in recorded history. (No fucking joke)

He grabbed machine guns, shotguns, pistols, submachine guns, assault rifles, grenades, and knives. He marched right into the fucking city all alone and started shooting shit up like Columbine for Nazis.

He set fire to the city, he shot so many fucking germans, no one knows the exact number.

He charged in there and ripped the fucking city apart, one Nazi at a time, making sure no German was going to go pants-un-shat in.

When morning came, the entire German forces retreated from this one guy.
One.

When asked about what they thought was happening, most German soldiers who were positioned there that night replied "I thought the Canadian Army had arrived."

Major went on to survive the war and live until 2008, when he died in Quebec.

So one disabled guy captures a hundred nazis, secret axis codes, and liberates an entire city of Nazi occupation.
By himself.

So next time you hear someone say "Canadians are pussies and can't fight.", just remember that we're nice by choice.
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>>730881841
Just shoot me quickly, suckers
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>>730882703
>>730882672
So, now that you've read that, does anyone want me to write some more shit about some other badass people?
I'll do anyone.
Nazi, Japanese, Black, Jew, Polish, from 11th century hungary...
No criteria, just if you know someone from the past that's absolutely fucking badass and you want someone to write something good about them.
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Farmin' yuns of the un variety.
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>>730882672
>>730882703
Doomguy
>noclip
>godmode
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EVERYONE POST YOUR ANGERIEST PICTURES
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>>730883014
From the past, meaning someone who actually existed.

Or someone who's still alive.
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install gentoo
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>>730883049
AM SO ANGERY
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antifa rapes babies
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>>730883092
I know I'm just sayin that guy was like real life doomguy
multiple inventory
multiple kills
multiple injuries
took on all of germany, wolfenstein, eventually he woulda took out mars
just sayin
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niggers tongue my anus
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>>730883265
Yeah, I can see what you mean, now.

plus he woke AF.

When we was interviewed in like 2005, he said that the Iraq war and war on terror was an invasion.
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>>730882122
>>730882833
***DUBS***
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>>730883403
You know what, I would feel honoured if I were to marry >>730883265.
I'm bi, so there is no way I can be disappointed.
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>>730883049
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>>730881841

I only found it as something of never be until me is under dwiddler tree of tun tune tan a lastic cack
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>>730883554
reroll a molla jole
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>>730883488
DUBSES
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spooce
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then a schlami shows and and he spits on it then
he rubs it.
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>>730881841
This is a great start anon, keep it coming, bump to page 1.
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What are you doing
God, please get me out of here
Please, just let me die.
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butt butt butt butt butt butt

butt butt butt

butt butt butt butt butt
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>>730882703
Fake news folks, sad!

He spoke to an officer in Zwolle and got him to retreat by telling him that an artillery strike was coming to level the town, he took a bunch of prisoners 70-100 in small groups but there is no mention of numerous casualties, he killed only 4 officers confirmed.
What is a fantastic story of heroism has been diluted Anon by the bits you added;

>He grabbed machine guns, shotguns, pistols, submachine guns, assault rifles, grenades, and knives.

What you should have mentioned, aside from this incredible achievement, is that he won a second Distinguished Service Medal in Korea, this was for a feat of Balls out glory to match the first.
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Why don't you just shut the fuck up?
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>>730884106
Apologies, I was sleep deprived and just a bit drunk while writing it.
I will correct it.
Thanks!
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>>730882833
You mean make some extra shit up about them?

Nah, there's enough bullshit on here without you exaggerating some real heroes exploits, leave them be and let them be remembered for what they really did.

Leo Major was a hero, but you added too much to the story.
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>>730884236
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>>730881841
I wonder why there's a song playing on the catalog.
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>>730884461
whetaver it is it sucks
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>>730884417
>>730884365
How accurate.
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>>730884461
some weird jew shit I'm guessing.
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>>730884295
refer to my post >>730884291
One of us is being a bit of a dick here.
Sure as hell isn't me.
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good goy
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FUCK OFF JUST FUCK OFF WITH YOUR SHITTY SJW PANDERING MEMEGAME
YOU DONT FUCKING BELONG HERE THIS IS FUCKING PURE UNDISTILLED TUMBLR MATERIAL
SO WHY DONT YOU FAGGOTS GO BACK TO THE SHITHOLE YOU CAME FROM AND CONTINUE TO LIVE IN YOUR DELUDED FANTASYWORLD WHERE UNDERTALE IS ANYTHING MORE THAN A SHITTY BORING RPG MAKER GAME RIDING ON FALSE NOSTALGIA WITH LE EPIC RANDOM LE REDDITFACE CHARACTERS UNDER THE PRETENCE OF THEM BEING 'INTERESTING' AND 'QUIRKY' BUT ITS NOTHING MORE THAN 12Y OLD 9GAG HUMOR DELUDING ITSELF TO BE DEEP AND ENLIGHTENING LIKE THOSE FUCKING FACEBOOK KIDDIES WITH THEIR PHILOSOPHICAL QUOTES FROM THE FIRST RESULT ON GOOGLE SEARCH
NONE OF THAT THAT BELONGS ON 4CHAN SO JUST FUCK OFF WITH THIS SHIT
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>>730884694
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Huh, that's actually pretty neat!
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poképorn is the best shit to jack off to
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>>730884793
I've seen that picture five times in these threads, so far.
I've never once posted the same meme twice in these threads.
GET ON MY LEVEL.
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>>730884819
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swimming pool
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>>730884815
Word that is usually used in a scenario in which the person in question is greeting another person they know, otherwise known as acquaintances or friends. The specific job in question was done above average!
>>730884933
Somebody saved my edit, I'm proud.
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>>730884944
***DUBS***
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I just want some heckin dubs
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delete your motor
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>>730885051
Fuck off.
These dubs are MINE
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what dubs?
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>>730885159
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ooters m8s
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>>730885251
still no dubs mate
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>>730885274
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>>730885318
nah
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how will we log onto the internet after marxists take over the world?
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>>730885386
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There are a couple of refugee muslim kids at my brothers high school.
I had a dream about where I went into his school in a full suit of armour and started butchering them.
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>>730885450
yeah, but check THESE digits
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>>730885254
Ha, compared to the shit I jack off to, that is a socially acceptable picture you have.

Fucking normie.
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>>730885558
fuck, 3 off.
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>>730885558
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This time I swear I will get repeating digits!
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Tu are a faguette.
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>>730885765
pointed downwards towards
>>730885788
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I'm going to be honest here, I just want a place in the song.
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>>730885788
***DUBS***
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>>730885575
Where are you on this iceberg chart?
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I often wonder
What's the purpose of it all?
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>>730881841
Ay papi put it in
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>>730885934
between degenerate and irredeemable
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>>730886013
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Sometimes I put sugar in my asshole and let ants in to bite the itchy parts.
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Well that's one less Latino in my neighborhood!
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Niggers
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>>730886050
oh, upon re-reading, I also fall into one single piece of fallen.
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I haven't been on 4chan in a dog week. What did I miss?
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>>730886050
That's it?

Do post the worst thing you have.
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>>730886187
No.
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>>730886175
>dog week
Elaborate
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Roll to see which Pepper you are
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>>730886225
Why not?
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>>730886283
classic red pepper roll
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>>730886239
You know how dogs live a long shorter than humans, so we sometimes say that dogs live in "Dog years"?

A dog year goes by a lot faster. Apparently, seven times as fast.
So, he basically said that he hasn't been here in a dog week (1 week = 7 days, divided by 7, =1 day.)

(he hasn't been on here since yesterday)
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ecks dee
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>>730886301
because I have no porn on my computer.
Really, who saves porn on their computer?
That's what the internet is for.
Porn.
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>>730886377
***DUBS***
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>>730886377
hey maybe I can get trips if I call out trips

trips
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>>730886435
No.
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Save the world a lot of despair and pain.
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>>730886364
Shit man that was just a typo but when you explained about all of it reminded me that I did go on to the chan for like five minutes yesterday.
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>>730886571
so, you made a mistake
and I said that you were correct in some way?

Huh, I never knew I was a liberal.
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>>730886661
five fucking off from a quads
REEEEEE
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=58O6qRgNOds&index=22&list=PL4PC99FxpUZJOIvYOaHKpf2diboB7pCm3

The guitar part is awesome on this
Good work on it, Analog!
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Benis in the angina
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You wouldn't want to see my TRUE power.
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clucka ducka duck

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0p0lCr57huq
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9001
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pasghetti
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>>730885934
Solid in the wierd only Shotacon
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Are you absolutely sure?
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0gPUXkB1QM2

Vocaroo of legend.
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>>730887168
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0gPUXkB1QM2
long one
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Ha, you simple hairless ape.
You expect your human technology to somehow get past MY armour?
My armour that has had hundreds of years development?
Try me.
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Who is your favorite band/artist AxN?
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>>730887227
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>>730881841
Me Soo horny!
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Ayo, Mayro.
Get you ass ova here.
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What is that phrase rappers always say before the start rapping
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>>730887291
Nothing is better than solid steel, blessed by the Pope himself.
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>>730887500
"you know who it is"
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>>730887500
***DUBS***
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I have no idea what this thread is supposed to be.
Please explain it to me, but in one single word.
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>>730887692
Cancer
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>>730887692
Cancer.
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>>730887692
cancer!
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>>730887692
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TU_MkHPvN78&list=PL4PC99FxpUZJOIvYOaHKpf2diboB7pCm3&index=8
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>>730887692
Pointless
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Father Stan says "I didnt do anything"
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A coworker told me that I'm "a little suspect" what did he mean?
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She's sister Mary now, eyes as cold as ice, he takes her once a week on the altar like sacrifice
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>>730887891
Slightly suspicious.
Of no particular action, just something bad.
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>>730887891
he means you're a manlet and potentially a criminal.
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>>730887891
Are you a midget?
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>>730888047
5'3" so borderline
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>>730881841
No Trips Yet?!?
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>>730888154
*laughs in 6'3"*
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>>730888154
Well then they meant that you were short and also a potential criminal.
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Don't worry, the trips are right here.
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>>730888347
Boo not cool!
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some thread on /b/ is hoarding all the dubs.
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>>730888347
CRIT FAIL
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How long until the song is done?
If it's too long, then I'll head off to bed.
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>>730888522
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>>730888522
***DUBS***
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dubberinos
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>>730888535
They should be getting about done, it usually takes about 2 hours per song.
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>>730888535
anywhere from 7 minutes to an hour
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>>730888535
Go to and dont rush them it results in shity songs i have been ITT plenty of timed
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>>730881841
Is it cool if I J.O. in this thread?
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>>730888771
I would never want a song to take too little time.
I would much prefer to simply sleep, and listen to the final product in the morning
quality>quickness
>>
>>730888557
Fukken saved
>>
>>730888535
Post your email and I'll mail you a link when they get done.
>>
>>730881957
Fuck you
>>
>>730888913
Why?
>>
>>730888892
we did that with our drop box one time and when we finally went in to look it was FULL of dicks.
>>
>>730888946
Because fuck you thats why.
>>
>>730889057
You have no idea how loudly I keked when I read this.
>>
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>>730888913
>>730888946
>>
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>>730889165
True Story
>>
yeah but who got >>730888888
>>
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GET
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>>730889548
DENIED
>>
BEG FOR LIKES LIKE ALL THE GOOD YOUTUBE CHANNELS
>>
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>>730889548
>>
but wai doe
>>
>>730889708
Lol
>>
Moot was always a fag.
>>
the name of the song will be:
"The IQ Gap Between Black and White Americans is Mostly Explained by Genetics"
>>
>>730889853
roll
>>
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>>730889704
LIKE THAT MOTHERFUCKING SMASH BUTTON AND SUBSCRIBE TO MY CHANNEL.
>>
I just installed android in virtualbox!
>>
NIGGERS LOL
>>
>>730889853
>>730889853
rolling for this
>>
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>>730889933
HOLY SHIT
>>
>>730889853
rolls
>>
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>>730889933
***dubs***
>>
>>730889991
Stop same fag
>>
I do head stands and butt chug a gallon of milk up my ass. For the love of shit barf please bang my ass with a dried out cat turd.
>>
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>>730890033
>>
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>>730881841
This shit gonna be good!
>>
>>730890072
Why is this so funny?
>>
mcchicken, that is all
>>
After work special
>>
>>730890038
HURRR HURRR NO FUCKING SHIT
>>730889853
ROLLING FOR THIS
>>
>>730890161
Because it begins flailing as if it were aware.
>>
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>>730890138
GOING GANGSTA ON THIS ONE
>>
>>730890161
It's a baby on fire!
What's funnier than that!?!
Oh! I know!
A pile of dead babies, but one's still alive in the middle and has to eat its way out!
>>
>>730890219
Fuking stop nigger no one wants that
>>
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>>730890268
OLDEST JOKE EVER
>>
So I work for an aquarium/sea attraction place in Canada (not telling you faggots where but it's in the same city as the Canucks) and a thing you have to every few days with dolphins where I have to get urine and fecal samples. This usually requires three people at first to hold the dolphin over and to flip them so that their backsides are up for the newer dolphins.

Dolphins are really fucking smart. They have sex recreationally like humans. They also recognize faces and will respond to names. Usually a dolphin gets attached. In this case, I was paired with a female dolphin named Yufa (that's what she responded to). I worked the evening shifts and got pretty attached to the dolphin to the point where it played around with me a lot.

So one day, I'm doing the sampling on my own and start petting Yufa's belly as she's turned around. What's amazing about a dolphin's vagina and how you know it's in heat is that her erogenous areas start to turn a shade of red against their grey and white skin. So no one else was there and there aren't any cameras in the back areas where the dolphins are placed after-hours. I got really attached to Yufa and she kept pulling my wetsuit which is what she did to play around except I noticed her vagina was turning red. So against my better judgement, I pulled my pants down, flipped Yufa over, and rubbed her red area. She did this little purr thing and I decided that it was time. So I got in the water, swimming with my erection just hanging out there, and as she was swimming upsidedown slowly, I decided to place my penis inside of her wet slimy area.

With the cold water and the warmth inside of Yufa contrasting as I felt her vagina wrapping around my dick, I kept thrusting slowly until I cummed inside of Yufa. I don't know about the constant orgasm thing but I only came once. I only came to a few seconds later and realized I had just fucked a dolphin.
>>
>>730889991
>>730890219
Samefag is samefag rolling like a newfag.
>>
>>730890219
Nobody likes you, exit the thread.
>>
>>730889853
HAHA WHAT A WASTE OF A GET!!!
BUT TOO BAD!!
R-R-R-R-R-ROLLING THUNDER FOR THIS

>>730890367
>Nobody likes you, exit the thread.
story of my life
i don't care in meatspace i don't care here
>>
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>>730890367
>>
>>730889853
a gentle roll
>>
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(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
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Is there a single trips in this thread.
>>
>>730889853
rolling.
why? well if you think it's because I despise swaggering niggers in my neighborhood, you're right! newfag roll
>>
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0O3BupkCTzM

chillin. fuck
>>
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>>730889853
rolling
>>
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>>730889853
let's get it right
roll for title name
>>730890753
:)
>>
>>730890753
Keep rolling kek is agaist you
>>
>>730889853
As long as there are niggers to hate, there's a reason to roll.
>>
Put the Dildo down Dr. Gordon
>>
Insert song name here
>>
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>>730889853
999
000

roll
>>
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>>
999 000
>>
>>730889853
quick roll
>>
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>>730891010
checkened
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>>730889853
i'm not one to give up easily
I just need to train more
>>
>>730890435
>myspace
You post like a 12 yo on facebook.
>>
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The song name will be the song name
>>
Every song needs a guest verse by Pitbull so here it is

Pitbull international
Always hot and never cold
My apartment has no mold
>>
>>730891137
Top kek on the pic
>>
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>>730891351
I aim to please.
>>
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>>730889853
we ride
we roll for racist song titles
>>730891233
it's disheartening knowing that it takes you
9 minutes to come up with such a simplistic insult
>>
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Am i too late for the party?
>>
>>730891476
not if you get dubs like yours truly
>>
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>>730889853
roll
>>730891476
doesn't start until I get trips
in other words, it starts right now
>>
Patrolling the mojave almost makes me wish for a nuclear winter
>>
>>730891476
NOPE
>>
>>730891476
Yea fuck off.
>>
>>
>>730891553
trips usually apply to the post, re-roll's dont count
>>
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We wont go quiety the Legion can count on that
>>
>>730891637
song would be called, "roll" or "re-Roll"

lol
>>
>>730889853
just one trips
that's all I ask for
take all the trips i'm destined tomorrow away
I need them now
>>730891637
ok
then just in case
the name of the song will be:
"The IQ Gap Between Black and White Americans is Mostly Explained by Genetics"
>>
>>730891417
>simplistic
>is rolling for racism
Sorry, delivery driver showed up. had to deal with that and type my insult one handed. I'll try better next time dad.
>>
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>>730891766
***DUBS***
>>
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Lucifer's hand is stuck in his vagina ass.
>>
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>>730891599
Dubs homi your in!
>>
>>730889853
the name of the song will be:
"The IQ Gap Between Black and White Americans is Mostly Explained by Genetics"

>>730891766
don't make this a song lyric
>>730891820
informed racism
>>
I'll get laid b4 trips lol
>>
>>
>>730891959
Jiggly tits
>>
>>730891233
>>730891840
missed one!
>>
>>730891993
you bet your ass
>>
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>>730891233
***DUBS***
>>
>>730889853
un rol nene

the name of the song will be:
"The IQ Gap Between Black and White Americans is Mostly Explained by Genetics"
>>730892066
excellent tits
>>
>>730892066
hot damn! i'm a fuckin dubs machine tonight! what am i doing hanging around with all of you plebs?
>>
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>>730892066
***DUBS***
>>
>>730891599
>>730892102
Think you missed this one too.
>>
>>730892176
you're here to stay, anon
>>
>>730889853
the name of the song will be:
"The IQ Gap Between Black and White Americans is Mostly Explained by Genetics"
>>
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>>730892211
>>730891599

and this one
>>
>>730892245
rolling for this
>>
Christianity hasn't done anything positive for humanity, the musical.
>>
What can you rhyme with concortant
>>
the name of the song will be
"gay"
>>
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>>730889853
rol de canela

the name of the song will be:
"The IQ Gap Between Black and White Americans is Mostly Explained by Genetics"
>>
>>730892245
lolin and rollin
>>
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>>730892400
***DUBS***
>>
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Fuck the guy who keeps rolling
>>
Its Friday and I want to guzzle Gogurt from a canines red cock.
>>
>>730892483
get
>>
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>>730892465
how much we got left, jack?
>>
>>730892487
> fuck that guy
> always one guy who tries to ruin the thread
rolling for this.
>>
>>730892559
R34 never fails to amaze
>>
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>>730892306
important

>>730889853
is there any hope?

the name of the song will be:
"The IQ Gap Between Black and White Americans is Mostly Explained by Genetics"
>>730892487
my balls are heavier than yours
>>
>>730889853
speed roll
>>
Ripple nipple bastards
>>
>>730892650
K you'll never get trips
>>
>>730892465
Do you make all of these pictures with your face on them or have they been collected over time?
>>
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>>730892493
no it does not.
>>
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>>730889853
you know what?
maybe a more lighthearted title will bring me luck.

still...
the name of the song will be:
"The IQ Gap Between Black and White Americans is Mostly Explained by Genetics"

<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
>>
>>730892722
these aren't where I soon
>>
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"The IQ Gap Between Black and White Americans is Explained by Genetics"
>>
>>730892776
Projectile babes
>>
>>730889853
this is the one
i can feel it

the name of the song will be:
"The IQ Gap Between Black and White Americans is Mostly Explained by Genetics"
>>
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"The IQ Gap Between Black and White Americans is Mostly Explained by Genetics"
>>
>>730892898
You've been denied too many times give it a rest
>>
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>>730889853
loli rolli spicy guacamole
(not as spicy as my title however)
>>
>>730892786
Rolling...
"The IQ Gap Between This Faggot and His Fathers Anus is Mostly Explained By His Southern Upbringing"
>>
>>730892786
youre going to 404 the thread over this shit.

Rolling for this
>>730893048
>>
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>>730889853
alright that's it

the name of the song will be:
"The IQ Gap Between Black and White Americans is Mostly Explained by Genetics"
>>730893048
i'm hispanic
and my fucking balls are heavier and tangier than yours
>>
>>730881841
"The IQ Gap Between Black and White Americans is Mostly Explained by Genetics"
>>
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"Communists have genetic predispositions of emotional hypersensitivity and laziness"
>>
INB4 YOTSUBA
>>
>>730893048
>>730893163
i love a good challenge

>>730889853
the name of the song will be:
"The IQ Gap Between Black and White Americans is Mostly Explained by Genetics"

>>730893258
i wouldn't mind this one
these cucks probably would
>>730893048
>>730893163
>>
MY FAGGOTRY IS MOSTLY EXPLAINED BY IMBREEDING
>>
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Two more rolls and I'm off to bed.
>>
New thread? Because one faggot couldnt give up and come up with something orginal
>>
>>730893166
okay then,

"The IQ Gap Between This Faggot and His Hispanic Fathers Brown Anus is Mostly Explained By His 40 of Tecate"
>>
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"If your natural eye and hair color are not respectively blue and blond, you are not white."
>>
Last chance trips use the Title Rerolling is for faggots
>>
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>>730889853
if it makes you faggots hate me more, I have a serious foot-fetish, but life goes on

rolling

the name of the song will be:
"The IQ Gap Between Black and White Americans is Mostly Explained by Genetics"
>>730893460
it's not dead yet because I haven't killed it
>>
Stael
>>
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What is the best course of my life if fucked even before it was only pretending to be retarded
>>
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>>730889853
you know what goes well with this song?

the name of the song will be:
"The IQ Gap Between Black and White Americans is Mostly Explained by Genetics"
>>
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We are at the bump limit Everybody begin panicking.
>>
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>>730889853
speedy feet roll
>>
Gg
>>
I'm pretty sure OP has bailed.
>>
>>730893830
What no they never bail. They are just working
>>
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>>730893778
Something smething something, black and hite iq differences are caused by genetics
>>
>>730893830
not sorry
>>730889853
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

the name of the song will be:
"The IQ Gap Between Black and White Americans is Mostly Explained by Genetics"the name of the song will be:
"The IQ Gap Between Black and White Americans is Mostly Explained by Genetics"the name of the song will be:
"The IQ Gap Between Black and White Americans is Mostly Explained by Genetics"
>>
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>>730893641
>Steve
>>
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do any of you fags have memorized all the rules of the internet?
>>
>>730893641
i give up... the name of the song will actually be
"The IQ Gap Between Black and White Americans is Mostly Explained by Genetics"
>>
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>>730893981
The board wouldn't be as shit as it is if we followed rules 1 and 2
>>
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>>730893830
nopers, just added a bunch of shit to the track but it's all done now. bout to power thru a vid.
sorry, it was an extreme slow start on my part. I had a tough time trying to pen it at the start.
what we have right now tho, we are happy with.
gives a good chuckle
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