Waifu claiming thread.
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>>730855352
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Enter and you knowingly submit you waifu to the nearest merchant
Claim
This thread and the merchants within are all mine.
Claiming my darling wife, Takanashi Hikari.
>>730875774
Close but It will take a few more shekels to buy me, I'm not a cheap date
I guess we're doing this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOiS0jqlkA4
>>730875744
cutie
>>730875774
Moeagoyevy, Moeagoyvey, Moeagoyvey Goydam!
Still here
>>730875260
The T-54 I think. Im not sure. I cant wait until you do! Ive never had them before as far as I know. Sure add me at The Love Box#3747 and I will add you to it. Dont worry I dont use voice either.
>>730875744
Hello agAIN
>>730873704
You'll probably get invited to the discord eventually, I think. I don't know if the invite links get posted here anymore after server ownership got changed though.
It's nice to know you realize this isn't really the place for that kind of stuff. I know some new people see the ERP and think it's ok to do it here. I get that they're new, but there's a a rule in the OP. Nothing can be perfect though. /shrug
ERP is definitely a hot topic here. Almost every time someone tells others to stop, threads tends to derail, or the discussion gets out of hand. There are a few that try to keep cool while discussing it though, like Karen and Kyouko.
It was a school day, but it's Friday so I've been feeling good today.
>>730876145
I like your sense of humor, anon.
>>730876176
Hmm Tomoko again is at the scene when the merchant makes his rounds...
>>730876288
You're in school???
>>730874084
Out of control, no one was looking after them.
>>730875260
Pupper is a cute. And I do know what Im doing. The roots of the tomatoes were way too shallow, a light jerk was alenough to remove the plant.
>>730876494
Im always here and why would i post a jew?
>>730876639
You probably already know, but if you let the suckers grow on tomatoes, they take away nutrients and resources that can be used for flowering and fruit. Plus, they sprawl out all over instead of growing neat.
You probably also already know too that you can deep plant a tomato- the hairs on the stems turn into roots in the absence of light. It's a must here, otherwise a shallow rooted plant dies when the heat scalds the root system in summer.
Looks like the pup is growing into those ears.
>>730877164
Its turning winter here, so the plant was going to die with those shallow roots. We have a better setup out the side of the house anyway, a ton of silverbeet.
>>730876176
Whoa, that's a cool looking tank! I hope you get it soon!
<3
Really? That's surprising! I figured those were kinda the generic noodles most people used... Now that I think about it, maybe not. Oh well, you should try them sometime! They go great with a lot of stuff!
I'll send you the request after I send this out! Thanks Tomo!
>>730876288
Alright, I look forward to that! I've seen a few discord links around but no one has said what they are so I don't know if I should trust them! Why did the server change ownership, if you don't mind me asking?
I think some people just do it here because it's 4chan and there's not really a lot of rules. I don't think that makes it okay though! Plus they have threads in /trash/ I think, though that's not exactly the best place...
I've noticed! A lot of people fight and I don't like seeing that, but neither side really wants to give way so they just drag on! Not that I'm saying they should just give up, but I wish they were just more civil about it! But sometimes to have to get a little mean to get your point across, I guess. Karen and Kyouko are definitely trying to be fair about it though! You too!
Ah, I hope school went okay! Sometimes people can be real mean there, but if you can stay under the radar then it's usually fine! Also the feeling of a weekend to yourself after school is amazing, so I'm happy you get to relax!
>>730876639
Awww, that dog is super a cute! Did you raise them yourself or get them when they were just young?
Oh, sorry, I didn't mean to imply you didn't know what you were doing! Whenever I try to do housework I get yelled at because apparently I've done it wrong...
Ah, that sucks! Not enough sun or water, or just a bad grow? I know next to nothing when it comes to plants, so sorry if I sound like an idiot!
Did I miss anyone's posts?
>Misaki Claimed
>>730877708
You missed me steal you waifu
>>730877708
I posted this!
>Insurgency? I've seen that game a couple of times on steam! It looks pretty graphics intensive but fun, like a more serious CSGO!
Why are your ears ringing? Volume turned up too loud or just really intense?
No biggie if you don't want to talk about it though!
>>730877891
of course greentext fails me! Whoops!
>>730877891
Really both. It's loud as hell. Especially on a modded server with extra AI and players.
>player constantly intoning some variation of FUCK FUCK FUCK when reloading under stress
>constantly being deafened by nearby RPG/IED/grenade detonations
>machineguns
it's just a loud game.
hello
>>730877511
Yeah, forgot about the seasonal opposites from here to there. Any kind of frost or cooler weather will kill or weaken nightshades (peppers, eggplants, tomatoes, etc.), so it was definitely time to get them out.
>silverbeet/chard
Greens don't do quite as well here since the growing season for them is short. Winter for us is great for root vegetables, cooler weather herbs, and brassicas.
>>730877672
I have it now. Just need to get it upgraded now. I will if I see them around. Alright cool
>>730877672
She was bought off a breeder while she was just off mothers milk, shes still under 6 months old. And the plant just didnt seem to take to the soil. Not sure what exactly happened, but the roots just didnt sink in.
>>730878293
Our beets will survive through the winter, they're pretty well protected from wind.
Dank hill kawaii
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ya_o78ANsJU
>>730878270
Hey Yuuki, how's it going?
>>730878755
How's winter down there? Does it go below the single digits or into the negatives? For the most part it's around 0-10 here, sometimes some dips below freezing, but definitely less often than when I was growing up.
>>730879086
Gay boy -_-
How do I delete a post
Alright, going back to watch some more of that show! We've got like 3 more hours so I'll be gone for a bit! Have a great night everyone!
>>730878270
Hi Yukki!
>>730878229
That sounds actually really cool and also kind of scary... It also sounds more like Arma rather than Counterstrike. Is there like a matchmaking system? And how long do the games generally last?
Well, I hope the ringing starts to go away soon and you can relax in peace!
>>730878395
Holy! You work insanely fast! But congratulations on the new tank! And good luck on the upgrades!
Don't worry about it too much, it's more of an offhand thing eheh. I just really like pasta but never have it as much as I'd like.
>>730878755
Aw, that's adorable! Also holy moly she's only six months old and she's that big? That's crazy! Maybe it's just the camera perspective but she looks like she's going to grow up to be huge!
Ah, okay. Well that sucks but at least it was just tomatoes, right?
>>730879495
Yeah just mounted some stuff so hope it helps. I havent had pasta in a while. See ya.
>>730879305
Good! I'm having a few drinks and dreading the start of the week...you?
>>730879495
Hey Kanna, how's it going?
>>730879495
You too.
I have ArmA 2, 3 and Insurgency. While the former are more realistic and slower paced, there are a lot of nice little things thrown in with Insurgency (more scripting, your character yells in fear when suppressed, actual voices, more effects)
It's much, much more of a pick up game. Couldnt last you ten minutes on some modes.
And with that, I think I'm gonna head to bed. Night folks.
I LOVE AKANE KURASHIKI AND AM GOING TO MAKE HER MY WIFE!!!!
>>730879888
>trips
Somewhat the same, about to have some drinks too. It's been a real grind this week, but at least it's over for a bit.
Is it finals week coming up for you?
>>730880017
'Night Misaki.
>>730879305
Nights get down to -6 Celcius, and days can hit 20. Its more stupid amounts of wind chill. We had someone from London come here and complain about the wind chill.
>>730879495
Shes going to be Husky sized, as a Husky x Malamute. And yeah, tomatoes are pretty easy to plant in our other garden once the weather changes back.
>>730880222
>also trips
Yeah, next week is finals week. Fortunately my first final is on Thursday so I have time to study, but I'm just dreading it
あらあら!
あらあらあら!
>>730880419
Wait I can't go yet a fellow student is in distress
I know that feel.
Lucoa. I want them tiddies so bad
>>730880551
It won't be too bad, but I really need to rock these Software Engineering and Data Structures finals
>>730880554
same
>>730880355
I'm not terribly versed in Australian geography, but the area you're in has a little bit of elevation to go along with being near the mountains doesn't it?
>>730880419
Yeah, on one hand you have time, but then it sounds like you'll have to deal with them all at once. Do you feel ready overall?
What's to drink at your end tonight?
>>730880880
I wonder if yuiko would look good as a bunny girl? :o
>>730880061
HELLO!!!
Hello everyone
>juvia claimed
>>730881034
Also is in the middle of a flatland. Its a bad area for wind. Canberra.
>>730881034
I feel fine for 2 of the 4, but yeah, the fact that it's two on Thursday and two on Friday makes it kind of bunched up and packed. I'm drinking Shock Top!
>>730881252
Hi
i want him to bite my ear
>>730881254
cute
賢狼ホロはオラオラオラオラをかかぬ!
>>730881387
Hello tomo. How are you?
>>730881252
Hey Juvia, how's it going?
>>730881254
It gets quite windy here too, but mostly because we're on the prairie- no terrain to break up the wind from strong fronts or other weather systems.
Now that I think of it, your winter seems similar to ours, but you might have more wind. It really is erratic weather for us the past few years. It's tricked some of my plants a few times into budding early, only for a frost to kill the early growth off.
>>730881271
Guinness extra stout here, but once those are gone I'll probably take a shot or two of something.
Schedule definitely sounds packed, but on the flip side, the weekend awaits immediately after. I'm sure you'll be fine.
>>730881127
Maybe
>>730881483
That would be nice.
>>730881821
Just grinding away on tanks. Yourself?
>>730881920
I'll never know :(
>>730881483
That's a boy?
>>730881914
Mmm, not really a fan of Guinness. A bit too heavy for my tastes. Idk if I want to get into the Fireball I have or if I should just finish these Shock Tops. And yeah, I'm already planning on having a lot to drink that weekend!
Hello everyone.
>>730882359
Hi Hanako
>>730881914
Hello Houki. It's been pretty good now that it's theweekend and all
How about you?
>>730881922
>dubs
Finishing dinner, then going to watch more watamote.
You must be pretty good at that game. You seem to play it a lot
>>730882359
Stupid pervert
>>730881914
Yeah, we get decent sun, rains can be few and far but the wind is eternal.
>>730882359
Hey Hanako! What's up?
>>730882026
yeppo
>>730882546
Nice choice. Im passable. The games pretty knowledge based and hopefully your team has that knowledge too otherwise youre fucked
>>730881644
Hello Holo
>>730881914
Hello Houki
>>730882494
Hi Tomoko. How are you?
>>730882546
Hello beautiful. How are you?
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>>730882615
Ayy Yuuki. Just playing some Dark souls 3. What about you?
>>730882249
i miss drinking ive been in kuwait for the past three months
>>730882826
About to play some For Honor with some friends. I haven't played DS3 in a while I just got to Undead Settlement
>>730882931
Damn, do they not have alcohol there?
>>730882826
Just bought a new tank and hate it because the current gun is garbage. May stop for a bit and do something on the ps4 instead. How are you?
>>730882716
Ah so it's a team based game. Do You usually get good teammates or is it usually trash
>>730882826
>don't call me that
I am good now that it's the weekend. You?
>
>>730882980
nope its a dry country
>>730883078
Every team is a mixed bag. You just hope the top tier tanks are good. Its not a loss if they are bad but it sure fucking helps
This is the actual one I'll post it in then I guess
RIP best tributes
>>730882249
I prefer something stronger myself, if only because it gets the job done faster. I have a little bit of aquavit I need to finish up since the bottle is almost done, so I'll probably go with that. Any drinks you have next weekend will be well earned for sure.
>>730882546
The same. This back half of the workweek has been a real slog, but it's over. We're due for another round of storms overnight/tomorrow morning. Hopefully no hail this time around.
>>730882577
Wind chill is always fun, that's one part I don't necessarily miss from my days in the northern US. The really windy days can sometimes be helpful during hunting season at least.
>>730882748
Hey Saber, been a while. Doing well?
>>730883179
Wow, that's impressive to have a whole country be dry
>>730883299
Oh yeah, I'm going to spend some money on drinks, I won't buy cheap stuff!
3D master race
>>730882748
alloo
Otto von bashmark!
>>730883377
when i get back stateside im either grabbing a 40 or go balls out and buy some johnny walker i like harder liqour more but 40's are cheap and get me fucked up
>>730883402
>you blew it
what do you mean by this?
Serves him right!
>>730883318
i hate this place also porn is illegal and 4 chan is blocked unless im using a reader app on my phone
>>730883299
I dont do much hunting, the only real hunting that gets done around here is roos. My brother does it occasionally, out on a property owned by a friend.
>>730882980
Oh nice, that'll be fun. That's still pretty early if i remember right.
>>730883077
That sucks, but you'll be able to get a better gun for it right? Anything in particular? I'm alright, just playing DS3.
>>730883078
>Gently nuzzles head in between breasts
Aww cmon, you used to love when i called you stuff like that, remember~?
That's good, any plans? I'm alright, a bit sleepy though.
>>730883677
When do you get back?
>>730883826
Yeah, it's right after the first boss (Vordt? don't remember his name)
guys what should i do when i find no joy in life?
i have someone but this person lives 10 hours away so its not easy to see each other.
i just want to find something that i can find joy in.
>tomoko
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1WLXRhJ6Q0
>>730883842
Wendy MUST win
>>730883927
have you tried holding in your poos?
A quiet night
>>730883829
not till november
>>730883826
Yeah but I got to get the tracks and gun first which sucks so much. Not sure maybe tomb raider or kingdom hearts. Cool how far are you?
>>730883927
Dont know. Distract yourself till thats easier.
>>730884009
patty please
One almost quiet day
>>730884179
Why are you posting this here
>>730884179
You could just make your own thread for this you know
>Tristana claimed
OoOOOOoooooOo
There are new faces. Boiiiiiiiii:3
>>730883377
That's the way to do it. The cheap stuff isn't such a bad thing when you gotta share, or if you want to relive the glory days of shitty college beer to remind yourself of how far you've come.
>>730883823
Man, I can't picture how it would be hunting for them. The closest I can get to roo meat is jerky, and that's usually a blend with a bit of kangaroo mixed with something else.
I'd give it a try for sure. It's mostly wild boar and deer on our property, a couple of fishing ponds too when the mood for fish strikes.
>>730883927
No joy in general, or no joy because something specific happened?
>>730884161
God made your anus sensitive for a reason, and it's unironically for pleasurable pooping
>>730884208
the old thread died
>>730883202
How does a normal game go for you?
>>730883299
>dubs
Yeah this week did seem to go by slow.
No storms up here as far as i know. Although i wouldn't mind some rain
>>730883826
>get out you pervert
No i don't! Cause i never did. Nor can you prove i did
Other than hang out with a friend of mine tomorrow nonothing really, you?
>>730884179
silly dogger, lettuces are like 99% water
>>730884130
the thing is we both work weekdays like normal people and it would be really hard for any of us to find a new job(that is not complete fucking garbage) in a new city. if you get what im saying
She was asking for it here
>>730883299
Yeah doing well. Watched a movie earlier
How are you
>>730883508
Doing well?
>>730884091
Damn, at least you get to hang here
>>730884298
Haha exactly. I've been drinking Rolling Rock lately because it's cheap. I'm definitely treating myself tonight and next weekend.
>>730884314
Here is an idea. Hear it out, I know its crazy but, make a new thread.
>>730884573
Only if you beg me for it
>>730884289
Boiiiii
>>730884298
Most of it is driving out in a Hilux and spotlighting them. Sonetimes there are feral pigs. Roo meat is like beef, but leaner and more gamey.
>>730884598
>>730884314
patty please, 1 week ago my life was perfect i had nothing to worry about. now i realise thats because i have nothing, im not depressed im just sad.
>>730884517
heeeeeey yuuki
>>730884701
You have a rectum and anal sphincter dont you?
>>730884357
Depends on the tank im driving and the map.
>>730884441
Yeah? Thats why I said distract yourself. It could be anything you enjoy.
>>730884609
based Leopold killing the autistic roleplayer from the other thread
>>730884773
ye you want pics? ;)
>>730884677
cute ears
>>730884749
What's up Shinobu
Press "F" to pay respects, press "S" to spit on grave.
>>730884874
No thank you, the only pics I want are my lewds,
>>730884773
Go wendy's btw
>>730883870
Yeah that's his name, the ice dog thing. Which surprisingly i was able to kill on my first try.
>>730884130
I see, hopefully all that work will be worth it. You still on the second KH?
Lets see, a little past the cleansing chapel, from the looks of it i'm about to fight a giant or something.
>>730884357
> Please let me stay just a bit longer, you're so warm and soft~
You're right i can't prove it, all i have are the fond memories of that time..
That sounds fun. Work unfortunately..
>>730884314
It didn't die, it just reached image limit
>>730884920
nuthin, waitin for YouKnow to get here so we can play some heroes of the storm
>>730884981
Lincler didn't like that
>>730884952
SFSF
>>730884298
no joy in general because all the friends i had is now in school and live 2-10 hours away, i have nothing to do in my spare time. i used to sit and play video games all day but holy shit its boring, i only did it to escape the fact that im a fucking loser. (im decent looking and got someone but 10 hours away. idk what the fuck to do)
>>730885015
*farts*
>>730884517
yeee boii i got alot of shit waiting for me at home too i got a body pillow because im a disgusting faggot but hey im hype
do robots truely die?
>>730884907
Same
>>730885007
I got him on my second, I got stuck under him when he was doing the charge attack ting
>>730885038
Gotcha, I'm waiting for my friend to update his For Honor so we can play
>>730885007
It will once the tank is tier 8. Yeah I havent done much work on it. Nah no giant just a little annoying boss
>>730884803
thats what i have been trying to do with games, its fucking sad tho how im sitting inside most of the day cuz i have nothing else to do.
>>730885207
At least he is with Megu now
What a loud way to go
>>730885146
felix body pillow??
>>730885199
do you have an image of almost every thing ?
>>730885296
of course my guy
What's wrong with the circumstances?
>>730884357
I'm sure you'll get yours soon enough, a lot of systems that affect us down south sometimes stretch to your part of the US too around this time of year. I don't mind the rainy days for relaxing and catching up on reading/research.
>>730884511
Having some drinks to close out a busy workweek. Mostly been tied up with investigating a waterborne illness at a facility and dealing with all of the follow up work and reporting. Sometimes I forget just how much damned paperwork there is until something like this happens.
>>730884517
Rolling Rock was a really good beer when I was in university- it was still local and hadn't been gobbled up by Anheuser-Busch. It's alright now, though the price did drop after they were sold.
I'd still drink it over swill like Keystone or God forbid, Beast.
>>730884666
That sounds pretty tasty, I'd definitely try it if I ever got the opportunity. What would be the best ways to enjoy it?
Spotlighting around here is illegal, but people do it all the time, especially with pigs. They're considered vermin to the point where it's legal to hunt them out of helicopters in Texas. Unless it's an old boar, they're good eating.
>>730885267
Try and find some friends or something then.
>>730885401
nice can I see it??
Final 2, Wendys and King Leopoldo.
PLACE YOUR BETS!!!
YOUR
BETS
!!!!
>>730885367
Just about, there's a lot of different styles of Yuuki
>>730885410
Oh yeah, it's my go to cheap beer now. It's cheap, but the price is good. I have yet to try Keystone, Natty, or Bud Light.
Zura
>>730885489
W E N D Y
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N
D
Y
>>730885489
Wendy, fuck Leopoldo he already won once today
>>730885542
2nd best first year
>>730884803
Ok i see. Play anything else today?
>>730885007
>n-no you pervert get out
>
There are no memories because it never happened
Well that sucks. I just put Saturday and Sunday as my unavailable days so I'm never scheduled to work those days unless I'm called in
>>730885410
Yeah. The rain gives me a chance to catch up on my animes
>>730885443
im really shy and awkward, i should probably just start going to the gym every day. then il at least do something with my life instead of sitting inside playing games all day.
>>730885516
that one looks cool
>>730885469
its waiting back in U.S im stuck in kuwait till nov
FINALE
>>730885681
It was for some event in an iOS SAO game.
>Yuuki
>>730885644
Maybe some tomb raider or KH2
>>730885694
that one is really hot :3
>>730885689
what for
>>730885726
I will never understand how you people are entertained by that shitty sim
>>730885710
Wendy's confirmed best fastfoodfu
Thanks for the game Patty
>>730885842
It's FUN!
>>730885760
ios? sad
>>730885694
At least post waifus, read the thread
>>730885726
new? the waifufags should be making another thread any moment now
>>730885726
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BE_oH1PN77U
>>730885842
Autism
>>730885807
work stuff