Sup /b/tards.
My IQ is 170. For those of you unfamiliar with IQ, this means I have "genius-level" intelligence.
I also have synaesthesia, and absolute pitch. Things as diverse as math, music, and art come naturally to me and I get straight A's without studying much at all. I also am able to understand music at a deeper level than most people.
While most people my age spend their free time listening to mainstream music, I spend my free time listening to works such as Jerry Garcia Band's Cats Under the Stars, Frank Turner's Sleep Is for the Week and Love Ire & Song.
All this and I'm an 18 year old still in high school.
Ask me anything.
How's life at 40 in your moms basement?
>>730867030
>18 year old
No shit
iQ only goes to 100, anything higher is an estimation. B8 harder next time
Ik neem Joop! mee in mijn knapzak achterin de Aston Martin all the way naar Californie.
>>730867030
Everyone's a genius in highschool
gr8 b8 m8
>>730867030
im gay
>>730867030
I feel bad about people with IQ less than 200
My IQ is 436545639273904
This bitch is dumb as rock
I'm a known scientist, egineer and businessman. I'm a owner of Microsoft and I invented Windows.
>>730867030
>>730867184
I'm 18, Can't you read, Anon?
>>730867230
Your IQ is only 2 digits, Anon?
My IQ is 200
I understand math at a deeper level
i have written my own algorithm for each mathematical sequence of blu blu blu kill yourself
shit b8
>>730867030
Couldn't you have just summed all that up and said you were a virgin?
>>730867030
would love to rape your tight little ass and watch as the tears run down your face as my 12-incher ruptures your pubescent anus
Can I circumcise your liver?
>people brag about IQ tests, basically critical thinking assessments on par with fucking Professor Layton games
inb4 "lolol this guy's jealous, he's probably dumb."
I probably am, but at least my biggest accomplishments in life aren't "I scored really high on a test that measures fuck all" and "I don't like pop music."
>>730867030
We get you have a high IQ, but it doesn't change the fact you're ass ugly.
>>730867030
You realize that 4chan and this board in particular can get more shit done then you could ever dream
also wassup fellow genius
215 IQ reporting in.
Ask me anything.
>>730867455
Whose visa is that?
>>730867635
My IQ is 3000.
I've invented a new number too advanced for mere mortals and I can materialize Xanax out of the water molecules in the air.
>>730868294 (you)
>>730868367
162 here
>>730868367
coke or pepsi?
>>730867030
> unlike my generation I listen to great classics
you do realize that that's your opinion and doesn't at all mean you're smart
>>730867030
You're on 4chan. You're on /b/. Your "IQ" is fake and you're a retard pls die in a fire thx
>>730867799
Tch, women are never impressed by my IQ. As far as I'm concerned they are all but mere harlots fascinated by assholes and jocks as a raven is to a shining coin.
One day they will see the error in turning there noses to a qualified genius such as myself, but for now I pay them no mind.
Your dick must be sore from jacking yourself off so much.
>>730867635
What are the odds of me rolling dubs, Anon?
>>730867030
>>730868977
wizard
>>730867477
fucking kill yourself
How's your autism getting along with your pretension there sliz? Now get those genius titties out
>>730867030
Woah op how are you so good?
>>730867030
>I have an undeserved sense of importance and superiority because I don't listen to rap or pop
I remember being like this.
I swear to Christ, I hope someone invents a fist sized time machine soon so I can punch my 16 year old self in the fucking mouth.
>>730867030
Kek
>I have genius-level IQ
>autistic nig
>I understand music at a deeper level
>Kids-Bop
>I'm 18 yo in high school
>50 yo cuck in moms basment who gives his ass up to nigs and their niggy dickies
My IQ is infinite. I am math, and transcend natural laws. I invented music. I only listen to the finest music. All this and I'm only 6 and quadriplegic. And I'm very humble too.
>>730869283
Sounds niggy
>>730869283
Sucks to be you anon
>ask me anything
When are you gonna kill yourself?
>>730869283
Infinite +1 IQ here.
How's it feel being retarded?
>>730867030
>Jerry Garcia , Frank Turner
You just proved low IQ. Listening to them shows an IQ below 100.
>>730868977
HAH! I HAVE THE HIGHEST IQ IN THE KNOWN UNIVERSE! NO MORTAL BEING SHALL EVER SURPASS ME! YOUR "GOD" HAS NO EFFECT ON ME! I AM GOD!
>>730867030
My IQ is 65. For those of you unfamiliar with IQ, this means I have "special-needs" intelligence.
I also have autism, and screech at an absolute pitch. Things as diverse as pooping, crying, and fart come naturally to me and I get dank memes without lurking much at all. I also am able to understand music at a deeper level than most people.
While most people my age spend their free time listening to mainstream music, I spend my free time listening to works such as 2204355, Shooting stars song, and Four Non-Blondes What's going on?.
All this and I'm a 38 year old still in high school.
Help me wipe my ass
>>730868424
underrated comment
kek
I've noticed a common thread between people who brag about their IQ on /b/; They never amount to shit.
It's either
>OP here, genius level IQ, in highschool, ama
>what college are you going to?
>Well ummm see I don't exactly have one planned out...
Or,
>OP here, genius level IQ, out of highschool
>What do you do for a living
>sleep all day, battle depression
I'm sure there's something to be said about society here, but I never took an IQ test so I'm probably too dumb to come up with anything.
>>730869635
>deep understanding of music
>entry level shit
I wanna take OP's post to /mu/ and see what they say.
>>730867477
200 IQ and you can't even use a comma correctly.
You know those Facebook IQ tests are not very accurate
What do you think of national socialist power electronics?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-mgdzr57_sk
>>730867030
why are you fags posting this bitch outside of /r9k/ ?
>>730867726
>21/14/17
Is my calendar missing something?
>>730871377
checked
>>730869784
kek
>>730868918
their*
>genius
>>730867230
Don't know if joking or uneducated... IQ is a bell-curve based distribution, meaning 100 is average, and 70 and 130 are equally common.
>>730870498
He used that comma correctly...
>>730867030
People with an IQ of 150+ are always autistic as fuck. You are no exception.
>>730867030
IQ=270, But still doesn't understand
TITS or GTFO!
>>730870498
He used that correctly, you fucking dolt
>>730867030
what dose the color purple smell like?
>>730867030
https://youtu.be/ZaE8eXfu-Uo
how could i make 1000000 with this?
Who gives a flying fuck about your IQ. please do us all a favor and play in traffic or go back to r.eddit
Sounds like the most boring and lonley life imaginable. Learning, struggling, not understanding are some of the best things in life, some of the most human things that one can experiance.
tl;dr = snore. show me your art.
are you a mad scientist?
>>730867030
>"MY IQ IS BETTER THAN YOURS KEK"
>>730867030
>female
>IQ of 170
uh.....???
>>730867030
an hero
Wasnt this a thread a while ago, and it said an iq of 180 instead of 170?
>>730867030
Elliot Rogers??? Is that you???
>>730867030