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State you're job, salary, and age. I'll start: >Chef

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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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State you're job, salary, and age. I'll start:

>Chef at Wendy's
>$8.75/hour
>37
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There are a lot of chefs who work at Wendy's on 4chan. This must be some sort of conspiracy like Wendy's is using meta-data to stalk /b/tards and hire them more so than anyone else. Come on fellows what is really going on here, how have so many /b/tards become chefs at Wendy's and why do so many of them make this exact thread?
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same but i make 10 a hour min wage is higher here
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>>730857597
Why is this even a meme?
This same fucking thread every single day.
>Chef.
>Wendy's.
WE GET IT.
IT'S NOT FUNNY.
Stop posting this thread.
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>>730858240
don't get mad over 4chan posts bro
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I make more than u
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>>730857597
builder 23 $40NZD/hr
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>>730858325
I don't even know you but you're a lil bitch and a newfag. Been here since 2008. And I'm proud of that. Fuckin bitch.
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>>730857597
I MAEK PASTA

DERLECIOUS PASTA

DO U WNT SOEN OF MY DELICIUS PASTA?
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>>730857597
You are not a chef at Wendy's
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Loader at lowes
10.33
18
Just started
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>>730857597
>Manager at Wendy's
>25k salary with benefits
>26

Not a bad job for my age, though I have to watch and teach adult children.
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>>730857597
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>>730859309
>26
>25k
>Not a bad job for my age

Your salary should never be lower than your age my man... Shop around. I'm pretty sure fast food managers should be making around $35-40K
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Meme thread but

>Store team member at Coles. Mostly work in the bakery.
>AUD$22/hr
>29
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>>730859309
did you just stick with the first job you ever got? I just got a job making $44,000 a year and im only 20.
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>>730858240

In a cruel twist of fate the only reason this thread is funny every time is there's always a rage post like this complaining about the OP always working at Wendy's
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>>730857597
Professional logposter
270k annual salary
Dont get taxed because gods work etc.
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Minimum wage here is $11
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>High school teacher
>$69K AUD
>23
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this thread is always fire and it's you're fault anon
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Personal Banker
38k plus incentives
23
U S A
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>pimpin' the hoes
>mad bank
>nunya bizness

Feels good, man
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>>730859732

I'm currently in memes securities and I only make $90K/yr. How can I move into this field?
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>>730857597
why is everyone who starts these threads a chef at wendy's?
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>>730859994
what is a meme?
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>>73085759
is this a new meme?
if so, it's retarded.

stop posting this wendy's shit
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>>730859994


because you touch yourself at night
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>>730857597

Chef at Wendy's/McD's/Burgoi King/Arby's/Subway/KFC

8.75/hr

18

Work like 7 shit tier jobs, pull over 100k a year. Feels good man
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>>730860248
you're either lying or autistic
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fedex unloader
15.00 usd
23
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>>730857597
>posting this shitty thread daily
>5 cents/thread - paid by NSA
>35
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>>730860248

If working 7 shitty jobs was the key to making that much money most people would do it. I was talking to an uber driver recently that told me it works 18 hour days 7 days a week and was mad because Uber wouldn't let him drive 24 hours straight (that ain't safe) so he has to switch between Lyft etc. People are crazy
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>>730860208
and?
or rather
so what!
also
not the same anon
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>>730859044
ys pls.
doubles portion.
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>>730859732
how did you turn a forced shit log meme into a full time career
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>>730860403
Do you drive power equipment?
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41k a year
I sell concrete and operate a lift
pretty good I guess
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>>730859892
You spelt customer service wrong
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>Copywriter
>$35/yr
>26
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>grocery store
> 11/ hr
>20
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>>730857597
I make particles go fast.
Then they get so fast they pretty much only get heavier.
It makes me hungry, so I'm glad it pays really well.
I also go through glasses and pocket protectors pretty fast.
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Software developer $28/h AUD and 21 years old
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31
75K a year
Sysadmin
Mid-west USA
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25, USA
information analyst $50K USD
full benefits, education assistance, and spending accounts
currently interviewing for a strategy analyst position that starts at $65K USD
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112500, Engineering Manager. 5-10% anal bonus

CA, USA 28
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>>730860694
Very true.

Looking to make the switch to a bank that banks banks instead of people and businesses. Sick of unwashed masses to be honest.
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Marketing Manager
52k USD
29
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Tech Support
$90k
27
NE USA
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>>730861005
>anal bonus

Feels bad, man
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>bartender/waiter at hotel
>£5.50/hour
>20

shit job, shit long hour shits and shit loads of work not worth
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>>730859892
As someone who has a "personal banker" (portfolio manager and financial adviser... adviser with an "e" not an "o"), you must be a) awful at your job, and b) somehow protected from being actually fired, but everyone wishes it were so, to only make $38k per year.

I pay my portfolio manager half that in commission alone, and I'm far from her only client, or her wealthiest by a long shot.

>>730860694
This.
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>>730857597
"State YOU ARE job..."
Good job, retard
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>clerk at a water supply company (Russia)
>$1.5/hour
>31
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>>730860565
no i use my bear hands!!
but yeah its almost all entirely hand to box shit.
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>>730861316
Sorry that I work for a small community bank and don't have an office on the 35th floor of a business tower in Midtown?

I guess I should re-phrase my occupation to 'guy who helps and educates normal people about conducting their finances to successfully meet their future goals'
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>>730857597
Teacher/52k/33
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>>730858934
>ive wasted a majority of my life on /b/ since '08

wow you must be a fucking hero or something
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> TV Writer
> $110K year
> 26
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>Welder at Riddleberger Brothers
>$35.75 an hour
>19
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>Lawn Herbicide/Nitrogen Fertilizer pellet applicator at a lawn company
>$12.50/hour, lot of overtime hours at 1.5x
>22

>I am a hermit working at a lawn company that never goes outside besides work ironically because I sit on the computer at all moments I'm not at work
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>>730857597
>Actor
>I don't get paid hourly, but a typical 3 hour voiceover session tends to average out to $800. On-camera varies job to job.
>26
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>>730861104
It's cool, man. Do your thing. We've all Gotta start somewhere and do boring things to end up doing cool things.
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>>730862073
Financial Advisor (with an "o")

And 38k/yr plus incentives is decent for that job. Very decent.
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>>730862425
Quality job

Wear your mask. Don't end up with throat infections like me.
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>Gasfitter
>$42/hr CAD
>24
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>>730857597
Financial Analyst. American Express. 55k/yr. 23
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Research scientist for the gub'ment 50k. 38. Wife is nurse making 90k 37
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Marketing Vice President, $185,000USD/year. 39y
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30 nurse 15 EUR/h plus shift stuff
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>>730859873
There is no way in Aus you are making that much as a new teacher
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Cost Estimator
$31.36 AUD an hour
33
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>>730857597
>manager at amazon
>60k/yr
>33
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>Part time Snowboard Instructor
>$13.60
>26
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>>730858934
>Been here since 2008. And I'm proud of that.

Why the fuck are you proud? I've been here every day for years and I fucking hate myself for it.
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sys engineer $26.66/hr 23
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Napa
Counter Person
$10.00/h
40+ hours a week.
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Comcast technician. $14.40/hr, 26 years old
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Welder/fabricator
$21Ph NZD
Age 20
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>>730863835
i do rather like this place....
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>>730862271
what shows have you worked on?
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>>730865068
oh and I am a DBA 80k a year West Virginia
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>>730857597

Senior Software Engineer
130k (Midwest, not Silicon Valley)
32
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Australia, 27
Insurance Sales
110,000 AUD
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Haba manager
45k
28
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>musician
>1000~1200 a month
>24
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Independent satellite contractor
75k a year
Usually work for 5 or so months rest vacation
30 yrs old
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Best Pasta is best pasta
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>>730857597
>software engineer
>$110,000/year
>19
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Operations Manager
$38k, US, plus benefits.
29

It ain't bad having minions.
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70

President of The USA

1$ a year
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>>730857597
>Physicist
>$112,000
>28
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> Unemployed
> $0
> 25

Everywhere I look they're only hiring women. FML.
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Office pleb
$66,000 AUD
26
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Carpenter apprentice
$18 hr or 23 if I am in the city

After 4 years I'll be making close to $40.
>>
Goddamn security guard
Fuckin almost 21k a year
24
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>>730857597

> Biomed Tech
> $18/ hr. w/ benefits
> 34
>>
Event Coordinator
23
$46000 CAD
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>>730869780
RIP Canadian dollar should basically be called a peso
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Nike shoe factory worker
$.25 per hour
9 years old
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Recycler/cashier at value village
11/h
20
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>Systems Engineer at Intel
>95k/year
>28
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>>730858240
I personally think it's funny because he's in his mid to late 30's working at Wendy's and he calls his position 'Chef' and how he only makes 8.75 and hour. That's just sad.

Now I don't know where this meme started but I do know I've been seeing this shit for years. Sometimes it's funnier when people don't know it's a meme.
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Front End Manager@Target|$10.50/hr|24
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Deal weed
>$60-1000 an hour
21 years old

Wage depends on a few things

Last sale I made $170 for some shitty weed

I just waste it anyway so I don't really care

Uh, sometimes I have made $1,000 in a day but you can't trust people, I had $4,000 stolen once.

Another time my brother lost his shit and nearly killed me over over petty shit

I want to die.

>Tfw autistic and hardest part of working is talking to others
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Security
31USD
27y old
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>>730870871
What kind of security?
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>>730857597
How do you live off that pay? All I want is to live in a apt with internet so I can play league of legends when I'm not working -.- I don't want anything fancy in life.
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>>730868444
nice digits
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>>730857597
>Financial Dominatrix
>$50k+ a year
> 20
>>
>Window treatment installer
>$12 an hour, gas is paid for
>19
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>>730870942
Mobile, drive around at night, check houses. go to fire/robbery/assistance alarms. etc
>>
I masturbate in public.

Earnings vary depending on the situation.

19
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>>730868444

bull shit. I work in HR and there is NO way you are bringing in 110k/year @ 19. Proof needed
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>3D Graphics Designer
>$1.78/hour
>23
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>Executive Chef at exclusive resort in Bahamas
>no pay
>53
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Digital reprographics bod
£35 - 50k/year if I can be arsed to put in the hours (I can't these days)
51
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>>730857597
>IT - Systems Automation Engineer
>$80K+
>34
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>>730871117
Nice dude. How'd you get into that? I'm working some gay ass security job and it doesn't pay much
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>>730871231
it's not that high lol. it's actually below avg for my area. check glassdoor sr software engineer @ chicago

havent been working here *too* long, but ive been programming since i was 12 and make most of the college grads that work here look bad.

and if it makes you feel any better, it's only 110k after bonuses :^)
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>>730871489
2 years school, 2 years apprentice.
Live in norway, pay is better in general here.
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Materials Manager, Energy Sector, 300k plus bonuses
>>
>Power plant operations instructor
>105k+
>just turn 24 :)
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>>730859155
So you're a....

...
......


.
.....


.............

LOWEder?
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>Consulting SW Engineer
>176800
>28
>>
>>730871722
>Manager
Forgot, I am 50. Started in materials 25 years ago. No college. Just not a retard.
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>>730871698
That explains why you make more. I live in America and I've only been doing this a couple months and no school
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>>730863835
... this; I've been here since 2006 and think about painting my walls with my brain every day.
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Australia
Production scheduler
85k
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>>730857597

>Partner at consulting firm
>$1m+ per year ($2.5m this year)
>33
>>
>>730868630
you funny kid
>>
http://www.strawpoll.me/12841387

??????
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>>730872527
Emma
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>replying to meme thread

Speedway Tech Support
41k annually
19 yrs old

Money is dope but my life is miserable
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>>730857597
Registered Nurse
65k/yr
41
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>>730862851
>High school teacher
Not OP but: http://www.payscale.com/research/AU/Job=High_School_Teacher/Salary
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Net Admin
35k/yr
28
>>
Student (again)
Hydrogeologist/Geologist
Was about AUD$80K - currently $0, probably AUD$60-70 for the first year when I start working again, climbing to 80-90K over next 5-10 years
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>>730874104
and 35
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>>730873845
I hate you guys. I know those occasional socket errors in my logs are your fault. Fuckers.
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Chef at Wendy's >$8.75/hour
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Just opened my first whore house. I'm working it by hand until it takes off good.
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>>730857597
>>730873831
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>>730873191
tits or gtfo
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>no job
>like 0.01/hour with freelance shit
>29
>saying goodbye to the world tomorrow in the night
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>>730857844
It's the same person that's why
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>>730858240
Because he wanted to autist on this, rather than "you're 10/10"
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Just got my first job

>16
>Dorney Park
>9$ an hour
:3
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>>730876600
die
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>>730857844

It's because Wendy's DOES Stalk /b/...
It knows we are autism and can handle simple tasks unlike your typical Wendy's employee. That's why SOME /b/tards also get benefits working here
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>>730876662
No faggot
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>>730858240
bait sucessful
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>Professional shit tester
Seriously. I test shit at a treatment plant to make sure it's breaking down properly.
>$24/hr
>26
>>
Owner of Bracelet Company
$20-100 hour depends on what people buy.
18 years old
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>>730870263
Stfu you lying cunt. Nobody loves you
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>>730877034
What kinda bracelets anon? Link site?
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>>730858048

Too bad you dropped out. You could use some fucking English classes nigger.
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>Best Buy Mobile Consultant
>$10.50/hr
>19 yrs old

Ask me stuff
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>>730857597
>>>730877034
>What kinda bracelets anon? Link site?

Paracord Bracelets.
And Im not sure if it's a good idea to put my site link on here lol
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>>730857597
Software Engineer
$85k/yr
24
>>
Amway salesman
Direct Distributor
$2400/month average.
22

Auto Mechanic by day
$14.65/hour
>>
>>730877212
Why do you work for 10.50 an hour? Most warehouse jobs and shit like that pay more than that
>>
>Production line for ford
>$16.70/hour
>19
>>
>Consultant at CBRE
>R$ 4800 per month ( around 1500 dollars )
>21yo
Very good job and salary for my age, I got lucky
>>
>>730877279
Mind sharing some tips on how you started your business? I'm into entrepreneurial shit and I just like to her about other people's strats
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Staff (bitch) accountant 35k before bonuses
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>>730857597
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hj70rtP3lUQ
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>>730877337
Idk I used to work 7.25 at Whataburger which is the minimum wage in Texas so 10.50 wasn't so bad. Plus the work is way more fun
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>>730877548
Oh yeah that is a significant upgrade, retail definitely seems better than fast food
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Software engineer
$270k
28

I have dual income now that one of my side projects is taking off. If it levels off right now I'll still make over $300k this year.
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>>730871231
Eh, not really. We hired a guy straight out of high school and started him at $110,000. He was straight fucking rainman levels of smart tho. One of the best engineers I've ever worked with, and I'd work with him again given the chance.

This was ~4 years ago now. He just left to work somewhere else, he's probably making $200k easy.
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>>730861105
im majoring in marketing and plan on being a marketing manager. was it hard to get there and is it even worth pursuing? what do you do all day?
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>>730857844
They have a common misconception of the word"chef" and the restaurant "Wendy's" I could sling drugs all day long if I worked at a Wendy's
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>>730857597
>laborer
>$10/hr
>24
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>>730877790
Mind explaining the side project? Also, what did you major in in college?
>>
RCAF Pilot Second lieutenant
79K CAD /year
26
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>>730871666
>college grads
Programmers who went to college are legit retarded. They don't know how to do real work, and think they're fucking special.

Grats on the good job, I just moved here to Chicago doing Software Engineering and Design for my friends startup.
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>>730861316
I don't know that dude or where he is from but did you ever think he might live in a place that has a lower cost of living, thus lower salary? In the bay area of cali you can make 100k a year and be considered poor. In Central US you can make 40k a year and be pretty well off. Think about it.
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>>730871245
>$1.78
wut
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>>730877969
shouldn't you be a first lieutenant at 26?
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>>730877484
Not much to say for my case.. I started making bracelets when I was 16. Put them up on etsy.. and waited.. Started picking up speed and now im currently getting 1000+ sales a year at the moment but it's growing every month. At the rate im going, I will be at 2000 sales a year by the end of the year and i haven't even finished my first full year of trading... If I had any strategy at all it was to really improve my product photography. And marketing. I use Instagram to show off my products. And to basically connect to my customer bace. A happy customer Is a return customer. Not sure what else to say lol. I just got lucky I guess.
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>>730864342
So you are poor. That sucks. Move somewhere cheap bro.
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>>730877900
I don't want to get into it other than it's a web site that I work on. I'm a full stack engineer by trade but I have a business degree.
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>>730865438
That is pretty baller if true. Must be a smart dude.
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>>730877975

Self taught programmer
24
$35/hr

Didn't go to college. Going to college for computer science probably would be helpful though, especially if you want a high level position. I might get a degree eventually, who knows
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>>730869056
You are either a total idiot or you live in the weirdest place on earth. Women suck at almost everything. Do you live in secretary land?
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>>730857597
>State you're job, salary, and age.
I am job, salary, and age.
Not actually, but that's what you asked for.
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>>730877741
Yea tell me about it. I would try to clean the grill and stock up produce for the over night crew but Everytime I would try to leave people would come in. It would be like 1am y'all should be asleep not cloging your arteries. It would annoy the shit out of me. I was like 17 when I worked there. Working fast food over the summer was the worst. It being summer basically meant they would make you work from 5pm to 2am and not give a shit since school wasnt in session.

But yea I'm glad I quit. Best buy is my second job which was a great upgrade. I got out of a hot, greasy, oily and hectic job to a job where I get to work with electronics and ac and shit. I also almost make a year so I get I'll get a raise. Most likely to $11 or $11.50.
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>>730857597
trader, 150k, 23
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Starbucks batista
9.93
19
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>>730878317
not anon, but I'm kinda in the same boat. I work labor, but on a 'work when there's work' basis. It's tough in my city right now for jobs, especially the area where I live as I'm too broke to get a car.
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>>730871231
That dude is obviously lying. Nobody believes that shit. Even he lives in Silicon Valley he isn't making that at that age unless he is a savant.
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>>730878488
This you?
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>>730878258
>Going to college for computer science probably would be helpful though

It's not. Can you read a text book? Can you learn from your mistakes? Can you accept criticism and apply it to your work? Then you don't need a degree.

Find a job, learn some leadership shit, and make yourself known as the guy who gets shit done, and does it well.

I dropped out of school halfway, got a job, kicked ass, got promoted twice, and was offered a position to run a team for a new project all in 2.5 years. Degrees don't mean shit.
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Sub-manager at grocery chain
28k/yr
25

I also get paid under the table for doing "edit work"
5$/page fixing idiots grammar/etc. on different documents.
started doing it for shits in college and now do it for friends/friends of friends.
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>>730878062
I waited 3 years after HS to go to RMC
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>>730878062
I waited 3 years after HS to go to RMC, my grades where poor
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I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible.
Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/


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