W-welcome back to Cooking with Alice3D! Tonight w-we will be

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im the coolest person on the web

What are we having tonight?

hey, alice.
do you ever do face reveals?

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whats cookin good lookin

>>730856717
yay for alice thread

>>730856717
Alice threads always make my day!
Alice threads always make my day!
Alice threads always make my day!
Alice threads always make my day!
Alice threads always make my day!

>>730856717

First

Alice is hot as fuck. This is a serious post.

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>>730856717
You again...

>>730856717

Anyway, bb, are you going to stick with just answering the easy ones today...again??

im unironically only beginning to like this because its not as stale as the rest of b

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>>730856856
N-nope!

>>730856880
THERE IS AN ORDER T-TO IT ANONYMOUS!

First we select a tea. But before that, sure, we're making grilled cheese.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1c995R2MGTo

>>730856717
so raman and a grilled cheese then

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Hi Alice

Mantis

>>730856717
Savage greeting, 10/10 will bump again

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>>730856963
Of c-course, it's just grilled cheese dear <4

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1M2IcSAZmRB
Now l-let's select a tea, shall we loves?

But why the stutter.

>>730856990
just had a grilled cheese but why not

>>730856717

A vocation with n-n-no st-t-t-tutter?

How totally expected!

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Can someone explain to an uneducated neckbeard like myself what this thread is about?

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>>730857049

I got a notification! Hello Alice ... I think I know what dish is tonight... All aboard the hype train!

>>730857055
What stutter?

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hey alice. i respect you

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>>730856717
R8 my doggo pls

fuck off, Alice. You attention grabbing whore.

>>730857095
because its adorable

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>>730857019
P-psychomantis?!

>>730857021
I just c-calls it how I s-sees it.

>>730857004
Correct!

>>730857055
Why n-not?

>>730857073
WHY NOT INDEED!

>>730857089
TEA! D-DRINK DARLING!

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0tJWSU5Ipx4

>>730857151
Kys faggot

Alice threads always make my day!
Alice threads always make my day!
Alice threads always make my day!
Alice threads always make my day!
Alice threads always make my day!

>>730857089
we have tea and alice cooks us a meal. its the closest most of 4chan gets to having a girlfriend

>>730857049

I love how you totally reversed yourself from yesterday, cutie....

What if I told you that I have a hard one for you?

>>730857203
p much true

>>730857197
who r u

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>>730857108
....s-solid 5/7


I r-read all your posts and d-didn't reply to them, l-let's instead move on!

INGREDIENTS!

Or in y-your native tongue "Stuff you'll need to do the thing"

http://vocaroo.com/i/s18gRIwd9lt6

>>730857089
Retarded trap and his beta orbiters

>>730856717
Did someone say trap?

Why aren't you getting laid?

>>730856717
Got any nudes? This is a serious question. I swear I've seen you nude before.

>>730857308
Have you been tested recently?

>>730857339
thats the other alice, this one is vanilla

>>730857166

Is that gay ass tea the same shit I just sampled at teavana?

Bleeeeech

>>730857290
Alice threads always make my day!
Alice threads always make my day!
Alice threads always make my day!
Alice threads always make my day!
Alice threads always make my day!
N-Notice me s-senpai! BAKA!

>>730857197
Kys too faggot

how did you get into/why did you start doing this format of content? especially here of all places?

>>730857404
u r gay

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>>730857308
>>730857327
>>730857330
>>730857339
Yes, t-these are definitely my people. T-these are the people that need to know how t-to make this simple dish.

If anyone was wondering, this is why. Moving on.

L-let's do the thing.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1GEZLxPWHyh

>>730857405
Alice threads always make my day!

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this is a wholesome thread

>>730857405

Better "he" spams with that shit to get to 350, amirite?

>>730857405
yourself is one word, so it should be K.Y. get good scrub

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>>730857419
Been d-doing this for six years newfag.

>>730857465
V-very.


So, f-for the second part of this soulcrushingly easy recipe, d-do the thing this way!

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1KTpK29g9Y2

>>730857419
Anon I can answer. He's a trap and the only way he can be perceived by anyone as a female is by covering his face and posing pictures online to a board of people who somehow lack the ability to recognise basic body structure.

You fucking whore , go get laid and leave this shitty board

>ywn have a girl who loves you cook you a meal

>>730857288
Alice threads always make my day!

>>730857438

Nigger, you are so far from having a stutter that I don't even...

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>>730857511
Just shut up faggot everyone uses kys no ky thats just stupid now kys

>>730856717
Good evenin Alice . Please don't burn tonights dinner.

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Please encourage Alice2 to get help. She is a narcissist, she doesn't not care about anyone but herself. Please help her!

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>>730857587
...w-wait, I'm a whore who can't get laid?

I'm a pretty s-shitty whore then, aren't I?

>>730857578
*rolls her eyes* M-my vagina is pretty solid evidence I'd t-think.

>>730857641
You've g-got me dear <4

>>730857666
T-this guy is a newfag


Now d-do what Kermit's wants to do, and b-butter that bread!

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ySEz8rcP2t

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Hurry up and die, I'm getting impatient. My mercy can only extend so far

>>730857678
if everyone was jumping off cliffs would you? rise above the herd morty, focus on science

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Giant rubber duck attacks the thread!

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Know what no one is coocking a shit

>>730857737
>she
Nah

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>>730857578
You sound butthurt.. is it because your mom never brought YOU grilled cheese while you were "living" in her basement?? Why not just call up the stairs to her and ask?

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>>730857758
Your voice... it sounds so much clearer tonight....

not the meal I was expecting, but good deal anyway...

>>730857758
Alice threads always make my day!
Alice threads always make my day!
Alice threads always make my day!
Alice threads always make my day!
Alice threads always make my day!

Alice, are you part black?
I'm down for a lil 'brown sugar'

>>730857758

You know just who I am, easy "Alice"

>>730857758
fucking hell thats some thick bread

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you make this thread often, but the best you can do is tea and grilled cheese?

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>>730857810
Your logic doesn't affect me because I am a liberal!

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>>730857737
>>730857780
Oh t-there they are <4 Only h-half way through the thread.

H-heat up the pan to a good medium. You w-want to melt the cheese b-but not burn it!

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1CtJB8y791p

>>730857758

>You've g-got me dear <4

Sadly that's the closest I'll ever get

>>730857758
Are you sure that isn't too much butter on the bread.

>>730857737
ew, gross. you're here. cant you just keep one fucking promise you disgusting, dog killing bitch? Get some help for yourself. Last time I checked Alice didn't kill a dog to cum.

those boobies are at different heights...

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>>730857929
>Alice being incompetent
Nothing new under the sun, son.

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>>730857939
Hey chicken legs why havent killed yourself yet??>>730857939

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the fuck is going on here

>>730857758
your vagina would be evidence if we ever saw it

>>730857758
butter the bread with a fucking knife you complete fuck face, i don't care if this is some cute fucking inside meme you have here, its literally fucking triggering me to witness that.

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>>730857818
Should have used this photo instead
-/b/ critique

>>730857567

didn't ask how long, I asked why

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>>730857939
Alice, what the fuck did you do that pan? ._.,
>>730857968
You honestly believe such a story? :x

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>>730857988
>>730857988
BUST ED

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jack kun is this the real alice?

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>>730857782
N-nice reference, 10/10, 4+ 5 Stars

>>730857810
yeah

>>730857891
T-that's my name <4

>>730857902
N-not as thick as my ass!

>>730857929
I w-work with what Anonymous can make dear.


http://vocaroo.com/i/s1mp2VvcN8Y5

>>730857939

Try clarified butter to avoid that burn, baby!

>>730858089
Alice threads always make my day!
Alice threads always make my day!
Alice threads always make my day!
Alice threads always make my day!
Alice threads always make my day

>>730858063
you dont want to see alice use a knife, that it the most nerve racking thing on 4chan

Alice you rule, don't stop doing what you do!

Your boots are sexy tonight btw ^^

why does alice make these threads, shouldn't she be working or some shit or idk, get a life

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alice and blood-chan?

what the fuck

and here i was in a dead ass thread

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>>730858075
I didn't have that one saved, but thank you for it. I'll use it in the future. Much appreciated >>730858089
>story
I believe it because it's a real thing that happened you. God you are SO dense. Is your fucking head made of like, concrete?

Fucking leave. You're fucking gross and generally awful. No one wants you here.

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Alice, Crabs says hi, just about to take a shower after arms day. Stretch marks are from working out.

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>>730858126
Hey TP
Did you see what the Bears did? Holy fuck! >>730858177
You call that spam? :x

>>730858205
no there ugly plain boots

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>>730857941
*hugs tightly* It's n-not all bad Anonymous <4

>>730857958
I am q-quite sure. Call me Alicedeen.

>>730858046
Why w-would I?


Let's add t-the cheese to this bread! M-make sure to completely fill the bread part with the cheese part!

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0z6lTN3Sj8J

Do you want to trade appliances, Alice? Stainless steel looks so much better than black.

>>730857818
I just like the idea of breaking any sort of flimsy illusion people have that they're not getting hard over interacting with a dude in a crude dress who they can actually relate to a female because he holds a sign of a Japanese cartoon girl over his face.

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>>730858126
Its Osaka so I guess yeah it is. We need sum more in here.

>>730858177
Translation:
I AM DESPERATE FOR FEMALE ATTENTION
I AM DESPERATE FOR FEMALE ATTENTION
I AM DESPERATE FOR FEMALE ATTENTION
I AM DESPERATE FOR FEMALE ATTENTION
ITS PROBABLY A DUDE MAN
ITS A GUY SO STOP

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>>730858153
you've gotten a lot spicier since you became twitch official

>>730858153
>N-not as thick as my ass!
You have my attention

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>>730858239
You're silly. Everyone knows I love animals, I have 3 chihuahuas and they all love me
>>730858236
yea

"Pan" is Japanese for "bread", so you're making pan in a pan

>>730858153

If that's how you want it, easy Alice.

Of course, that makes it hard for you to deny answering the hard questions(not that you ever do, darling).

>>730858247
No, Alice threads just always make my day!

aw yiss, mother fuckin grilled cheese

>>730858153
instructions unclear, got my penis stuck in the pan. should've listen that was gonna be hard

>>730858153

Thick as your ass?

Seriously?

You have quite a boyish body....

>>730858350
pan pan

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>>730858126
It is <4

>>730858156
Oh t-that's a good tip, thank y-you <4

>>730858211
It's after w-work dear <4

>>730858246
G-good?


VOLTRON UP THAT SECOND PIECE OF BREAD!

http://vocaroo.com/i/s002qJsjZs7j

>>730858285
Alice threads always make my day!
Alice threads always make my day!
Alice threads always make my day!
Alice threads always make my day!
Alice threads always make my day!

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>people here caring for the cooking bullshit: 0

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>>730858269
Jesus Christ I can see the lead chips pealing off that pan...

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>>730858367
Then spam it like you mean it!

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>>730858419
Oh really? How?

>>730858413
Hi Alice, your threads always make my day!

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>>730858247
yeah my radio guys were saying it was a ballsy great move but i guess it's getting a lot of backlash

i don't fully understand it tbh

>>730858285
alice 2 is the only true alice you newfaf

>>730858413
jack said you are osaka

i don't even

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Death too all transgenders!

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>>730858413
Hey alice-cunt wanna try this?

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>>730858498
Can't wait to dance on her grave
Best day of my life comin' up
>>730858536
>>730858536
>>730858536
>>730858536

THIS

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this thread has spooked my bread

>>730858459
Alice threads always make my day!
Alice threads always make my day!
Alice threads always make my day!
Alice threads always make my day!
Alice threads always make my day!

Just making my presence known, enjoy your meal

>>730858405
Because boys are incapable of having a fat ass?
My nigga, you need to get out more.

>>730856717
I still want to go down on you

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>>730858482
Cus im beta a you is enough for me and im a huge faggot

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>>730858247
Leave you fucking gross, nasty, disgusting excuse for a human being. You killed a dog to CUM. Using it's blood to fucking masturbate! You're FUCKED up. Get off my /b/ and get some fucking help, you fucking monster.

>>730858343
Yeah? How long till you kill them an use their blood to fuck yourself?

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>>730858582
she's dying?

she?

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>>730858280
I'm n-not a dude <4

>>730858305
Unrelated, j-just having fun <4

>>730858357
D-don't really care either way <4

>>730858405
P-please, I'm packed with m-muffin. Everyone knows it.

>>730858434
Lead...chips? It's aluminum.

>>730858495
Glad t-to hear it <4


Alright, n-now flip it no scope 360 like a p-pro. To make the perfect one, of course

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1nToncwqQCf

>>730857758
<my vagina is pretty solid evidence.

Let's see this vagina.

>>730858681
I second this.

>>730858677
that fucking flip, 10/10

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>>730858498
Basically the bears don't need a quarterback when they have Glennon. Glennon is the man, he can get it done. And instead of drafting Jamal Adams (free safety) like they were suppose to they drafted a quarterback...

>>730858582
They need so much help...

>>730858590
Hey Dusty

>>730858604
I can spam it for 50 lines, wanna see?

>>730858677
show us you vagooo

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>>730856717
these threads are going downhill so fast these days. I just want tea and a grilled cheese, is that so much to ask

>>730858677
what if you failed the flip alice?

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You desperate faggots are so easy to fool

>>730858631
Well damn at least you are honest

>>730858652
Sounds like somebody who would fit well on /b/ unlike you and the stuttercunt up there, both of you get the fuck out

>>730858663
Probably. Also probably.

>>730858681
Must show pee pee hole

>>730858269

It is bad, loneliness sucks and it's very hard to deal with on my own. I just want receive some affection

>>730858607

While some boys may have a fat ass, it is true, natural born girls have what is known as an hour glass shape.

Ultimately, a difference is always perceptible between natural born and factory reconditioned girls.

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>>730858677
sick flip

>>730858775
sure
Alice threads always make my day!

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>>730858652
hehe...
you're seriously bringing back a lot of temptations I'm currently trying to shut away...

>>730856717
Heeeey i remember you from a month or so ago when you were supposed to make something alfredo but you had bad cheese so you made buttered noodles

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>>730858774
flip/flip m-my dear. It's all in t-the wrists and multiple s-shots!

Here's w-what it should look like when it is done!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1zm4cVYXM3U

>>730858842
You do need to get out more, then.

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>>730858808
No.

>>730858677
fukin nailed that flip Alice, oh man 10/10

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>>730858775
Do you know when Alice makes threads? I was not prepared today so I'm just here to shitpost but I don't want to make the same mistake again.

>>730858677

Yet you denied both being easy and dodging the hard questions yesterday, cutie.

>>730858888
checked, you're still a faggy guy though.

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>>730858677
The paint chips then, you're killing that pan! Buy a fucking skillet you evil fuck!

>>730856717
Alice
l
I
c
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>>730858807
T-then there is no hope left f-for you.

>>730858787
Oh? Y-you want it that bad? Let m-me show you the best part <4

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1jryML2wEh1

>>730858888
2/10 worst quads eva
Now kys and livestream it on twitch

>>730858888
Waste

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>>730858775
oh ok i guess i didn't know that we already had a quarterback

dude the bears are so cursed by quarterbacks though

like 2 good ones will equal one in bears terms

>>730858808
don't you like chat with her all the time?

which is probably how you knew there was a thread up

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Alice threads always make my day!
Alice threads always make my day!
Alice threads always make my day!
Alice threads always make my day!
Alice threads always make my day!
Alice threads always make my day!
Alice threads always make my day!
Alice threads always make my day!
Alice threads always make my day!
Alice threads always make my day!
Alice threads always make my day!
Alice threads always make my day!
Alice threads always make my day!
Alice threads always make my day!
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>>730858997
Alice is it bad to waste food? What if I'm full?

>>730858888
sick quads with cheese

>>730859042
<4
Alice threads always make my day!
Alice threads always make my day!
Alice threads always make my day!
Alice threads always make my day!
Alice threads always make my day!

>>730858677

Packed with muffin?

A picture is worth a thousand words so how about we take a gander at that posterior?

Or you could just keep lying....

>>730858997
Definitely a dude. Look at that body, arms and neck people. You can literally close your eyes and see Moot's head attached to that body.

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>>730858677
No you're definitely a dude. I'm curious as to the voice recording though. Either you've got a pretty high pitched voice and are a good impressionist or you've got someone else doing the recordings.

If so are they helping out of pity or are you paying them?

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>>730858877
Oh, so you HAVE done something like that, and are admitting to it now? Holy shit, I mean, I knew you were fucked up, I just didn't know you would be this fucking retarded to constantly deny the fact that you've done it before only to then say that you're TEMPTED TO DO IT AGAIN. Holy fucking shit, I can't even handle how fucking retarded and fucked up you are.

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>>730858997
FAGGOT NAILS

>>730858997
Return of the forced stutter, eh?
Whatever floats your boat, sexy man. <3

>>730856717
Alice can you please show us titties? I'll send you $50 Paypal.

>>730859099
Second to that

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OH MY GOD HOLY SHIT SOMEBODY FLIPPED A SANDWICH LIKE SERIOUSLY GUYS NEWS OF THE CENTURY ACHIVEMENT OF THE MILLENIA LIKE FUCK SHIT AMAZING

>>730858913
Yes.

>>730859038
>chat with her all the time
AAAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAA! Man, we hate each other.

>>730859168
>>730859109
>>730859102
VOICES OF REASON QUOTING FOR TRUTH

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>>730858857
Anyway that's how you show your affection to Alice2 >>730859042

>>730858923
She makes them all day, she's fucking weird. But never on weekends.

>>730859038
The Bears need Rex Ryan, he would make that defense insane...

>>730859094
You stop that...

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>>730858880
T-that was me!

>>730858921
11/10 r-really.

>>730858952
And? S-still don't care <4

>>730858966
I'm a g-girl, thanks <4

>>730858979
No

>>730859009
Oh, I'll l-live stream something on twitch soon <4

Wanna watch? Celtyplays


Here y-you go Anonymous <4 All done and m-made with love!

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0n2pgwFfcSo

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>>730858997
thanks for the grilled cheese alice.
must go its late in the uk, snail signing off

>>730858907

How hilarious.

We both know that I am right.

Now, with the current trend in manipulating prepubescent hormones, that may not always be the case, but, for now, the well trained eye can always spot the difference.

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>>730859167
I was only joking, I would never harm an innocent creature.

I once commented on her video jokingly saying that she's a trap, and she banned me. Seems like she has something to hide.

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>>730859099
>>730859102
>>730859109
>>730859168
>>730859193
>>730859196
W-well? How was it Anonymous <4

http://vocaroo.com/i/s00bA8bBSkPl

>>730859234
N-never!
Alice threads always make my day!
Alice threads always make my day!
Alice threads always make my day!
Alice threads always make my day!
Alice threads always make my day!

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>>730859234
>never weekends
Coward afraid to face me. Figures.

>>730859322
No, Alice simply bans anyone who disagrees with him. That easy

>>730859280
Whatever you say, kid.

>>730859237
if you're a girl, show cameltoe

>>730859237

You care so little that you denied it yesterday and are trying to ignore it today.

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>>730859237
No trolling aside you should seriously consider investing in a skillet. They last for a lifetime if you care for them

>>730859326
Traces of dude-penis ruined it for me. Btw nice wig my nig.

>>730859306
No, you wouldn't say that if you were joking. No one fucking jokes about shit like that unless they are seriously mentally impaired. Get some fucking help for yourself and give your dogs away to people who will actually LOVE them instead of eyeing them up like WALKING CONTAINERS OF NASTY PUSSY LUBE.

God you are SO fucked up!

>>730857089
A trap cooking shit-tier food.

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>grilled cheese
>"cooking" thread
Oh fucking lawl

So what, /b/, your latest hype is watching faggots cook sandwiches? Thats a new type of low
>>730859456
Aw shit beat me to it

>>730859326
Faggot/10

>>730858997
Alice is a boy

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>>730859396
S-see if anyone has m-my Celty outfit webm

>>730859420
Yep <4

>>730859449
Don't h-have any <4

But t-thank you for coming <4 that's m-my show!

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0L5OfAHZzT5

>>730859326
Guy or girl, I'd fuck you.
I hope you have a dick.
I love you.

pretty funny that one woman paying them any sort of attention can make /b/ lose its collective shit

Why have you people never touched a woman before

>>730859392

If you really meant that, your life would improve almost instantly, but what you really mean is "whatever you say (I will deny, no matter how accurate it may be, except regarding clarified butter, Daddy)"

>>730859237
You banned me stupid cunt cus a stupid pasta that was gay asf

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>>730859218
eh you're like frenemies

>>730859234
i really don't care

i'll fair weather them if they get good in a few years

but like the team has been such a joke for so long i gave up ages ago

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>>730859347
You're not even doing it right!
>>730859366
She has a cluster B personality disorder, she only cares for herself.
>>730859451
Man you write a lot. Can you shorten your sentences for me?

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>>730859568
T-thank you Anonymous!


Anyway, t-that's it for me, I'll b-be streaming on twitch at CeltyPlays. Hope t-to see you there <4

>>730859557
Make more.

Those legs deserve to be lewded.

>>730859557
don't you have it?
anybody got proof that this trap is not a trap?

>>730859739
C-catch me on Twitch then <4
CeltyPlays

>>730859631
Sure, friend. Whatever helps you feel better. :^]

>>730859683
Rude.
Alice threads always make my day!
Alice threads always make my day!
Alice threads always make my day!
Alice threads always make my day!
Alice threads always make my day!

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>>730859557
That doesn't look like an NYC kitchen...

At all...

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>>730859576
Bloody hopeless bastards.

>>730859664
Nope, could drown her in a spoon of water now.

>>730859683
Figures. Just look at the number of people here banned by alice for not unconditionally praising her

>>730859557
what's with the soda Alice? You gotta kick the habit! Go seltzer haha

>>730858997
Those be man hands, darlin'.

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Check my bulge a-non

>>730859326
Just a peek at the ol skin pillows and we can move along, or settle in. Pls Alice.>>730859326

>>730859237
>>730859326
>>730859557
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0oOTVRCLcU6

Don't ever change, Alice.

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>>730859664
Wait you like the Broncos right?
>>730859799
You have to go all 50 lines!
>>730859838
She's afraid of us taking away her "friends"

>>730859717

Even with the sign I can see the start of your Adam's apple...a dead give away if I couldn't see your hands, hot stuff...or your frame.

>>730859874
What bulge?

>>730859874
No definition whatsoever.
Not even a sexy guy...
Why should I even bother fapping?

>>730859717
It's the simplest food but I can't help but watch. It's the kind of thing I might pay to see. Awesome ^.^

>>730859975
That's a larynx. Most people have them, Anon.

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>>730859167
Holy shit!
What is going on here?

>>730859568
Kys faggot

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>30 minutes sandwich thread
Man that was hardly worth staying up for.
What bullshit

>>730859965
Mighty good idea. Alice threads will be JAck Spicer threads from now on.

>>730859974
Also good idea. You are supposed to be a gril right? Get her slaves, make 'em yours

>>730859938
Listening to these breaks the illusion that you're all just mindless anonymous nobodies that I can't see on the other end of a keyboard and its fucking with my head

>>730860069
You can donate to her patreon then: alicemargtroid

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Alice is a narcissist, she is only using you to boost her ego, she does NOT care about any of you!

>>730860115
Sure, kid.
I love you too, cutie.
No need to get jealous.
Show me that ass, my dude. <3

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>>730859520

>>730859451
Sir you need to calm down. You're scaring the children.

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>I am earning thousands of dollars a month but still need people to donate me

Wait, how the fuck does that works?

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>>730860145
I don't want those freaks...
I hate them.

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Lay off the soda and drink more water Alice.

>>730860214
and?

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spent like 2k on them + some hormones

>>730860270
have you seen her reward levels? They are hilarious.

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>>730860270
Alice2 is on welfare!

>>730859557
mmm that looks pretty good

>>730860154
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ofVoLdOryh

>>730860353
2k on what

>>730860378
and?

>>730860164
Easy now, let's not get ahead if ourselves. Food Network is great and all but... I meant being an audience to it.

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>>730860327
And you shouldn't give that monster attention!
>>730860353
That poor kitchen.

>>730860435
hey you said you might pay

>>730860467
nothing you said would make her a monster. what do I care why she does something i enjoy?

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>>730860433
And we need to encourage her to get her life back on track!

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>>730860291
Oh well, definetly can't blame ya for that.
>>730860378
That would explain a LOT of things.


>>730860247
With that insight, you should visit these threads to shittalk the failtrap.

>>730860370
HI HELLO
GIVE ME YOUR MONEY BUT I CAN NOT OFFER ANYTHING IN RETURN FOR IT THANKS
Its pretty much that

Alice threads always make my day!
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>>730859874
shit.. cameltoe confirmed
your voice, body language and figure are that of a man, i hope you know

>>730860546
what about her life is off track? she made enough money to give away games on her stream and shit. what is she doing wrong?

>>730860435
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1qH76iPn3cC

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Alice, can I take the brown to pound town?

>>730860561
Nice try alice

>>730860684
alice is streaming

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Did someone say Gfur?

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>>730860609
>what about her life is off track
>make cooking threads on fucking /b/ where people only care about tits dicks and asses

GEE
I WONDER

>>730860485
Yeah, lol someone coming into your kitchen and making random stuff with that kind of presentation.

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>>730860520
She's only cooking because you fools boost her ego.
>>730860552
Too many transgenders too, they need to be executed.
>>730860554
STOP!
>>730860609
Anyone on welfare can give away games on Steam. She also has EBT and SSI

>>730860561
>No way to make artificial camel toes.
Also, if you think that's a masculine voice, you need to get the fuck off of the internet and go outside.
Talk to people, Anon.

>>730860735
i see nothing wrong with having a hobby

>>730860757
and? who cares?

>>730860757
how much do you thin EBT and SSI give? also no they cant its all on a SNAP card. It's not like they give you cash.

>>730860164

For only $5000 you can see behind the mask...where "she" is probably wearing another mask like Batman that one time....

>>730860621
I see what your saying however being from the northeast your accent makes it hard to take you seriously when you talk down on inbreds.

>>730860735
Yes, people that post on /b/ should reevaluate their lives.
Let's start with you, mein friendo.

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>>730860850
You should care because Alice can do so much more with her life instead of whoring herself out to losers on /b/
>>730860896
It depends, they might give her the minimum.

>>730860915
haha thatd be great

>>730860735
man Jack is so cool

>>730860961
who cares? Its her fucking life. let her spend it how she likes

>>730859874
Looks cute

>>730860804
have you never heard a guy pretending to be a girl?
you really need to get out and experience more..

>>730860621

You sound like janor hypercleets

>>730860961
right which is not nearly enough to do what shes done for people

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>>730860757
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GwFt9JMnMKk

You would love this. Song is about killing gays faggots transgenders bisexuals and etc.

>>730860815
Does this qualify as a hobby? Dude just started a stream and after that he will lurk in his chat where he will praised to oblivion by his fanboys, no, this is a lifes work of delusion and self important faggotricious asshattery

>>730860954
Thread is not about me tho

>>730860961
>Losers on /b/
>Spends copious amounts of time whining on those same threads
>No self awareness

>>730856717
Hey Alice, why do you get really salty when people ask you if you're autistic?

>>730861057
Dole out medical advice without proof of a license?
Pretty sure that's unethical.

>>730856717
Alice!! What's on the menu tonight?

>>730861076
sounds like a hobby to me? Isnt that what you are doing here?

>>730861019
Nigger, did you read the first sentence that I typed?
Fuck, you're retarded.

>>730861114
pretty sure buying people health insurance and paying for their meds isn't unethical

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>>730861098
He is an egoistic cunt thats why.

>>730861126
I'm shamelessly pissing my time away
It ain't a hobby its glorified bullshit

>>730861169
Show proof of purchases.

And that doesn't resolve doling out medical advice without proof of license.

>>730860934
http://vocaroo.com/i/s17v6ymIQzNr

>>730861157
that was quite hurtful

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>>730856717
Requesting webm of Alice in dat bodysuit!

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>>730861011
She life will end if she continues like this.
Her grave will read "HERE LIES A WASTED SOUL"

>>730861057
She is a narcissist, she would starve just to keep people in her circle. The people who accept those games don't respect. You can't buy friends!

>>730861076
Finally you're linking me music! I love you!

>>730861093
This the first time I've been on /b/ for a whole week, dumb ass

>>730861124
Hes gone check his shitty stream

>>730861298
Her life will end*

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>>730859874

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>>730861124
It was grilled cheese like 20 minutes ago
You should know alice doesn't give half a flyin' fuck about you and sure won't stay for a minute longer for "her" "fans" after done with the chore

>>730861298
Check the lyrics you'll love it. And you earned it Tovarish

.

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Alice2 is a narcissist !

Wow, when she is trying to sound girly because she is getting her ass kicked on Mario kart 8 she sounds like a pre pubescent boy...btw I was too lazy to put she in quotation marks, because Alice is obviously a man.

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>>730861374
yay -hug-
I only enjoy yours and Erio's taste in music..

>>730861374

This is just the freebie teaser to entice viewers to twitch as a prelude to patreon begging.

>>730861298
yeah as opposed to you, who will have a tombstone saying what exactly?

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*ahem*

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>>730861407
>>730861171
>>730861071
Dunno who you are but happy to have ya here

>>730861484
You are a /wo/man of taste

>>730861542
Classic attention whore tactics you say? I'm inclined to agree

>>730861443
no she isnt

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I'm so happy this worthless thread is autosaging

>>730861671
Alice will just make another

>>730861643
More like multi level marketing, but the case could be made aw and mlm are the same thing.

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Spread the word anons and DO NOT LET your fellow compatriots fooled by this evil whore
Next time this shit pops up just report, post whatever, spam, hit it up with pictures.
Together, we can put at an end to this annoyance.