Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>730840686
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c47lnkR_7Lk
hello
claim
Still here
>>730842322
Mods are capable of banning any post for any reason on /b/
But they don't because Hiroshim00t can't make money if all his users are banned, m00t really screwed /b/ by making 4chan passes.
here we go again
>>730842613
I know. I choose not to worry about it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zol2MJf6XNE
>>730842718
Claimed
>>730842613
Those actually exist
Is this the place to go if you want to get banned
>>730842143
Underrated card.
>>730842824
A message to the mods
>>730842613
Did someone call mods assholes again or something like that?
>>730842712
Not much we can do, 4chan is main stream and /b/ is the edgy teenager's secret.
>>730842818
>>>/vip/
And a board to go with it.
>newfags crying about their first circlejerk ban
This shit has been going on for years.
>>730842810
:o
>>730842969
Nah, I think it's just someone new, or one is tired of newfags spamming reports.
>>730842824
I mean, not my first one. Got my buddy a permaban from starting a YLYL thread back in the day. Some how it got flagged as bestiality.
>>730843026
>Years
Okay, anon. Tell us about the golden years.
>>730843061
o:
>>730843151
Bestiality is allowed on /b/
>>730843189
There were never any golden years. /b/ has always been shit and avatarfags have been circlejerking here since the beginning.
Claim
Hi everyone
I'm having to post from my phone
>>730843406
Hello phone sucks
Kojuro claimed, it's still a waifu if it's a feminine penis.
>>730843256
Globle rule one.
>>730843406
>>730843453
There used to be a really nifty app for phone on ios but then apple being fags and realizing what it was shut it down.
>>730843256
Try to post it, lets see what happens. Haven't seen a real bestiality thread in /b/ for years.
>>730843406
Hello
>>730843453
I know but I'm down my dads and he doesn't have a computer to borrow >>730843682
I'm on a windows phone -_-
>>730843547
Nah its a husbando but thats fine too
>>730843682
Gee that would be nice.
>>730843804
Eww. That sucks
>>730843819
Nah brah, it's a waifu if it's a feminine penis, liking traps isn't gay, husbandos are gay.
>>730843682
>>730843804
I'm using Overchan. Don't know if that exists for iOS or Windows
>>730843981
Nah. You want to fuck a dude and thats gay even if they dress like a chick. Nothing wrong with that by the way they do have nice stuff sometimes.
>>730843804
gross...
>>730843819
It has been long gone unfortunately.
>>730844172
I will look into that
Good luck and good night.
PLEASE KILL ALL TRANSGENDERS!!!!!!!
>>730843739
Hi megumin how goes things?
>>730843547
Waifu husbando, it is all good
>>730843961
What the windows phone? Yes it is pretty shit but it is made by Nokia witch means it is next to indestructible
>>730844172
There is nothing on windows -_-
>>730844437
It can't be broken that's one good thing it has going for it
>>730844455
x_x
>>730843225
I love you
>>730844685
I love you too
>>730844437
Rip
>>730844589
Hope you can get back to your pc soon
>>730845152
How is she holding the sucker?
>>730845020
Earliest I could is tomorrow
>>730844589
> PUBLISHED: 15:50, Fri, Apr 28, 2017
>Windows Phone is DEAD - Microsoft signals end of its mobile phone business
Even MS sees no future.
Everything's fine. Was shocked to see no /waifu/ threads when I came here.
And you?
>>730845379
Why if you dont mind me asking.
>>730845387
show me picture 303 plz
>>730845470
Fuck you. She's mine.
>>730845331
With her mouth
>>730845584
Yeah but her hand looks like its grabbing it. Which sounds hard to do. Maybe the stick ends there because if not it would be a long stick.
>>730844365
We're going to have to agree to disagree. Some boys are waifus not husbandos.
>>730845387
Yes I was confused by no waifu thread to spent quite a wile just reloading
>>730845470
I have divorced parents and I see my dad Friday nights an go back to my mums on Saturday afternoon
>>730845470
next request requires dubs
I want to pet Chen.
Claiming my darling wife, Takanashi Hikari.
>>730845814
I see
>>730845833
No. Ill just say you dont want to be called gay which is fine.
>>730845927
Same but I dont see my father.
>>730845941
Why is every single one I ask for have her naked or undergarments? 257.
>>730846396
Yeah sorry for the weird comments.
0 here but sleeping now.
Its five and on a weekend, whos getting tanked with me?
>>730846617
I'm not gay I just like feminine boys! God dammit liking traps isn't gay!
cool
>>730845941
Dubs for 101
>>730846724
Goodnight 0!
>>730845941
I want a head pat photo
>>730846617
Do you care you don't see him?
>>730846810
The whole boy part makes it gay you know.
>>730847084
Ehh. Not really. When I do see him which isnt for years it stresses me out
Fuckin' slow. Ya sorry pissants getting banned yet? Would be great news.
>>730847349
Jaaaaack <3
>>730847284
Traps are not gay.
>>730847495
You seem to lurk this festering cesspit quite often. I'll proly waste half my day tomorrow reporting these miserable cunts from different IP. Hope ya didn't bullshit me and it will have the desired effect
>>730846617
449 pictures in total, 266 normal dress without showing panties, another 100 with panties and the rest is /e/.
You just got lucky.
>>730847660
>wastes all day reporting people and posting in threads he "doesn't like"
>calls other people miserable
Kill yourself Chris.
>>730847660
Alice2 is having thread at 2AM your time~
The janitors will be more than happy to help.
>>730847284
That's fair enough I don't like seeing any extended family either
>>730847889
you literally can't make this shit up
works like clockwork
>>730847530
They are. Just tell me how they arent.
>>730847870
Ah. Reroll for 257
>>730847969
Yeah me neither
>>730847889
>all day
Bitch I already did more work than you will ever do in your entire life. Its the fucking weekend and my PC kicked the bucket. You better not be who I think you are because in that case your comment was mighty fuckin' ironic. Well, who else would call me on my real name?
>>730847911
Maybe I'll just go in and laugh at the slut, she'll kick the bucket on her own soon enough I don't even have to kick it for her. These sons of bitches tho
>>730848011
No sorry that's too lewd for here
>>730848311
Hey is it true that she's actually a guy on HRT?
>shit skin avatar raging again
>>730848011
>>730848311
You probably did, and I made more money this year than you will in your entire life living in that third world shithole of a country. You should try, I dunno, going outside? Oh wait, you don't have any friends. Don't post your name on a public image board if you don't want it to be said, retard.
>shit skin
I'm about as pale as this guy
>>730848437
She is a half dead whore. Might be a guy but judged by GAL records I don't think so. Well, Osaka is taking a slow way out with plenty of suffering and that sure as shit brightens my day.
We don't even have to do anything. Can't get better than this.
>>730848671
>b-but I don't want attention
>avatarfags
>posts his name
>post in thread he " hates "
ylyl is dead this shit is gold
QOTT: what's your favorite card game?
Uno or Egyptian rat race
>>730848685
I have to admit I feel bad about not doing it for her.
I wish I could make first level contact with her, I would make her suffering painful.
>>730848011
Luckily I only have to see them at weddings and funerals
>>730848317
Post it
>>730848848
Chris is a bigger attention whore than some of the worst girls I know, I guess everybody does need some human interaction after all.
>>730848855
was poker
>>730848671
Oh you are not Mion okay.
I can post whatever the fuck I want because you sad cucks can't do anything with it anyway.
I have more friends than I want and also spend more time outside than I'm comfortable with. Go grab your shitty stereotypes and fuck yourself with them.
>>730848866
From what I heard it can't really get any worse for her. And that moron spends her last months in that circus of crying clowns. Shit son, I almost feel sorry for her. Almost.
>>730848866
Your fat ass would never meet up with anybody blood chan.
>>730848317
Come on you are joking just post it.
>>730848515
Its gay. Nothing wrong with it but please realize that you want to smash a dude.
>>730848907
Thats good
>>730848965
10 bucks says he'll be the next trailer boy
A lot of negativity today.
This anon is probably an alicefag. Avatarfags usually ignore me but her white knights go rabid when they see me.
Already worth being here
>>730849079
Not gay unless you're the dude getting smashed.
>>730849139
>>730849029
" Go grab your shitty stereotypes and fuck yourself with them "
also nice boogie man you got there kiddo
>>730849120
Ehh it has been a pretty bad day yeah.
>>730849189
Sure anon sure.
>>730849029
Almost huh? Is there anyone you actually feel sorry for?
>>730849033
Who's Blood-chan? I don't know of such a person.
>>730849120
Heh
>>730849139
Yeah they spy on this community too.
>>730849139
I used to be an Alicefag, and I've never gone rabid on you.
>>730849325
I'm getting very mixed messages about today, personally.
>>730849345
Don't try to seem too proud.
>>730849462
I'm not proud of Alice2, I'm disappointed in her.
>>730848855
Skat
>>730848907
>>730849079
I have to sort out the things, but could have been worse.
>>730849572
I meant of the negativity.
I was just being silly, sorry.
>>730849079
You up to anything? or just chilling?
>>730849657
We're all positive and happy people here.
>>730849317
Well, keep the hateball rolling
Lovin' that disdain.
>>730849345
Hardly. People should be the masters of their own fate, everyone gets what they deserve.
Alice2 must be the only one around who takes this shit more seriously than I. I'm lagging behind.
>>730849462
Mistake. Why used to be?
>>730849640
Cute!
>>730849462
Yeah? Hope it ends good
>>730849640
Saved. Ill get one of her clothed. Roll for 342
>>730849640
*these
Did I recommend Overchan? Forget about it.
>>730849832
well thats just your opinon man
>>730849888
You did
>>730849696
Playing tanks. Nothing special
>>730849777
>implying you aren't the one " hating"
fucking kek the delusion on this one
go back to reporting something you " hate " while posting on it at the same time
>>730849325
Have you ever fucked a girl in the ass? If you fucked a guy in the ass through a glory hole without knowing it was a guy, it would feel the same to you. Not gay unless you choose to feel gay about it. Taking it in the ass or mouth is gay.
>>730849777
Nice trips.
I think Alice might have a mental disorder that causes them to act the way they do. Is having a mental disorder her own fault?
>>730849988
Oh I am and you hate back, only makes it better.
See, I post here while hating this whole pitiful charade but you practically keep a conversation with me by this point and you hate me too.
So, whats the difference?
>>730849139
Can you be more specific about the anon?
>>730850178
>you hate me back
10/10
that head up your ass is too deep
>>730850168
Its self inflicted. Osaka used to be pretty cool, hell, even somebody I looked up to at one point. So yes, her own fault.
>>730850193
Alicefags are dime a dozen and I hardly know any of them so no. I'd say get in her chat and check it out but that paranoid freak keeps the place under tight lockdown like its area fuckin' 51
>>730850369
You do the same shit and the rest of the clowns here piss away their time with mundane pointless chit-chat. Whatever shit you decide to fling at me fam, it comes from your mouth ya ought to realize that. Feelin' sorry for ya if you don't.
This place has really gone to shit since last March.
>>730850557
I guess its too late for her to turn back. She must be purged from this Earth
>>730850688
Literally nothing changed.
>>730850757
>>730850597
Mislink
>>730850126
Havent done any of it. No it actually falls into what gay means. You know homosexual.
>>730850597
Thats pretty neat art but wouldnt some one notice the stand
>>730850557
yea look at me avatarfagging and " hating " a place I don't belong or fit in while posting about it all the time on how much I hate it and even report it :^)
god forbid people have some chit chat on an image board
>any avatarfag thread
>not shit straight from the start
Now THAT is delusion.
>>730850688
Survival of the fittest gets rid of that.
>>730850757
Huh?
>>730850796
oh...
>>730850597
Yes
>>730850821
You're hopeless. I give up. You just want things to be gay even when they aren't gay.
>>730849964
So the normal for you
Really makes you think
and there is also an extension if you don't like this one.
>>730850830
You think you spend your time way better than I do don't ya
You don't. Bloody hell you are sad. You can piss off now, dismissed.
>>730851083
do you post with that character elsewhere or just here?
>>730851083
that edge no counter argument " dismissed "
kek nice one bro :^)
>>730850914
No you are falling into the definition of gay. You just seem to think gay is something else.
>>730851040
Yeah. I heard there was a new album from gorillaz so i guess ill look at that later too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vifYelSTlMo
>>730850914
Fucking gay.
>>730851083
Please roast me leafy.
>>730851205
Used to post on desuchan and krautchan and I can't really remember but mostly here. I don't avatarfag unless it comes to fucks like these damned idiots.
>>730851220
Was there an argument?
>>730851347
>>730851512
You know. Legs?
>>730851591
I dont actually care that its gay. Do whatever you want just know that it is gay..
>>730851553
you can still consider me one of them if you'd like
i prefer the attitude
in the end you're just wasting your time here like everyone else
how do people still fall for such weak bait, we've had much more sophisticated people fail
>>730850557
Lol. What brings you here to waifu?
>>730850837
I believe she is a narcissist and her followers keep her alive. She knows its a fault inflation to her ego and someday she'll kill herself because of it...
>>730851693
so you are gay?
>>730849754
Until people you don't like showed up.
>>730849777
I don't think so.
My own reasons, that I'd rather not get into.
>>730849848
Likewise.
I hope your day gets much better.
>>730851731
Just for clarification you aren't Lexi right?
>>730851780
Am I someone you don't like?
>>730848855
Ayyy
The game where everyone gets salty at least once.
>>730851765
Does it matter?
>>730851780
Thanks
>>730851693
Just for you.
>>730851957
yes I want to know if you are gay
>>730851347
I'm going to head out cos posting on my phone is cancer
>>730842061
LE PEN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXWgJSpvbic
>>730852162
>>730852123
Same. Goodbye
>>730852030
Uuunnnffff. Saved.
>>730852081
I wouldnt mind trying but wouldnt know if I would enjoy it.
>>730852123
See ya
>>730851875
No sir I'm shinoa cause waifu. Mostly known as smug in here though
Okay fuck this, too many replies, next time I'll just come in here and get that reporting done.
Blood-chan, show up tomorrow this time around and a bit earlier if you can, I'll get to work.
Time to rid /b/ of these twats.
Oh, also lets fuck with alice a little bit in her thread in like an hour. I wanna laugh at the fact that she is dying. Will be fun.
>>730851710
When I come here its usually because I have time to piss away. But joining these bunch of kids with their inane pathetic hugboxing and game of pretend really is faggotricious pantshittery. It ain't fun. At all.
>>730851731
Hate. Always hated avatarfags. Always will.
>>730851752
Alice herself told me she is half dead and I confirmed it from some of the guys I know in her chat. Bitch thinks I have nobody in there.
It seems to be true. You can bother yourself with the stuttercunt if you want but its pointless. Just sit back and enjoy her suffering. Crack open a cold one
>>730851544
No.
>>730851780
Shame, I wanted to hear that. You are not the first nor the last to be disappointed in that hypocrite cunt.
>>730852551
was a simple yes or no answer
even if you tried and didn't like it you pretty much got fucked in the ass anyways
>>730852681
Some other nerd I used to know used Shinoa as an avatar, just checking.
>>730852714
Yeah but it would still be gay for the other person.
>>730853052
and not you?
>>730851891
No.
I love you, you know this.
>>730851957
No problem.
>>730852690
Maybe once everything's said and done I'll be more comfortable with it.
>>730853078
Oh no gay for both. Because you know 2 guys is gay. Even if one of them is dressed like a girl.
>>730852690
Haha yes
>>730852929
From Alice threads? I posted there two or three times
>>730853199
you'd dress as a girl too?
im back my dudes
>>730852690
O-okay Jack <3
>>730853167
I do not deserve such love...
>>730853233
Dont know.
>>730853243
Cute
>>730853558
hmm alright
hello everyone
>>730853225
I believe they were from ks/b/ but I don't remember. You already said you were not them, though.
>>730853817
Sup
>>730853969
Ah okay. Thank you
>>730853750
Yeah ok.
>>730853817
Afternoon
>>730854117
you cant make me go outside
>>730854316
heya tomo
>>730854117
Thank you? I didn't do anything though.
>>730854389
How goes it.
>>730854696
good, tryin to decide what i wanna do to while i wait for yuno, you playin tanks?
>>730854389
But how else will you meet your waifu?
>>730855106
she lives in my shadow
>>730855023
Try vr hentai. Yeah grinding for enough money to buy a tier 7. After that another tier 7 tank is on the list. After that equipment for tanks and then Ill be able to just stock up silver hopefully.