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>You have 10 seconds to explain why you're still a virgin

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>You have 10 seconds to explain why you're still a virgin

How does it feel to miss out on the core purpose of life?
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>>730828735
>core purpose

is it tho?
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>>730828735
I can't talk to girls.
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>>730828796
Yes
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Cause I'm a low test loser that doesn't give a fuck
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>>730828735
I am a devoted Christian and want a special wedding night with a virgin bride.
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>>730828796
Well perpetuation of our species is thought to be our core purpose so procreation is a part of that but so is providing a safe thriving World for future generations.
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>>730828796
yes, its the sole reason you were born and the whole purpose of our species.
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>>730828927
The first time is your worst time. Remember practice makes perfect.
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>>730828735
there a sauce for that pic?
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>>730828735
I'm not, I have 2 kids and a wife. The skank you have pictured here is ugly as fuck.
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>>730828735
weird, a porn homage to chloe des lysses?
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>>730829014
I'll practice with my wife, anon.
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>>730829014
Amen, my first time was a nightmare, haha
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>>730828735
>the core purpose of life

post anal sex a fruitless sexual relation
Nullifying the core purpose of life
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>>730829111
What if you find yourselves sexually incompatible?
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>>730828976
Take a look over to Africa and similar places and you'll see what having procreation as your sole purpose in life leads to. Thankfully there's the 1% who keep the 99% in check so they don't destroy themselves, or at least so they don't destroy everything for everyone else.
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>>730829081
...and a crappy one, too.

No one can replace Chloe.
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>>730829155
90% of everything humans do is sex related, whether its to look attractive and appealing to the other sex, or the desire to pleasure ourselves.
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>>730829111
>>730829133
>>730829155
wtf is this thread?
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cause my dicks massive
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>>730828735
>core purpose of life
>posts a pic of anal
good job tard, go get laid
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>>730829251
My dick is "scary" big so that could be a problem. But nothing's impossible to work around if you really want to.
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>>730829111
You mean you practice by jerking off to pics of anime girls. If I was your god I would strike you down for that. Too bad he's only imaginary.
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>>730829377
>nothing's impossible to work around if you really want to.
What if she just doesn't like sex at all
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>>730829352
An action which stems from the natural instinct to have sex with girls.
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>>730829081
seems like they tried to recreate this famous shot
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can't talk to girls, no social skills. Although still got guaranteed sex by end of year even if she isn't my type.
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>>730829285
Exactly, abandoning that shit saves a lot of time and resources.
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>>730829285
Yeah, those whose existence only cosists of indulging in lowely pleasures. If you had anything better to do with your life you wouldn't obsess as much about sex and other crap.
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>>730829285

Did you lnow that war, higher learning, and art would not exist if it wasnt for us having sex. Everything is just an effort to impreas the opposite sex and maybe reproduce.

If weall didnt need to fuck what would be the point of it all?

I wouldnt work out. Take care of myself. Get a job or try to get smart.
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>>730829412
I remember when I was your age. Those were some cringy years.
>>730829462
Only an asexual girl would not like sex, and I can tell if a girl is wet or not.
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>>730829513
who that is
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Because after work I go home to sleep so that I can wake up to work again.
And on weekends I have important matters to attend to like sleeping and a bit housework.

+ The fact that I simply lost contact to the few friends I had or simply get in touch with them way to seldom to go out and stuff.

I have no fucking time to go out and through some miracle meet a nice girl and every woman at my workplace is either to old or fat and I ain't going to fuck fat bitches, I'd rather die a virgin.
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>>730829678

Pheromones. Duhhh
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>>730828796
I feel feel that the people who answer "yes" also promote the misguided idea that "might makes right" among our species. For instance:
>>730828848
>>730828976
These two unevolved specimens. What a waste of human potential. If that is all the more purpose these two can derive, please hope that they stay of any significant roles in life.
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>>730828735
Wrote it in a previous thread.
Lost it to a dude, moaned because of the pain in the pillow, he noticed, stopped and comforted me to sleep.
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>>730828735
I've tried it and it's not as great as everyone makes it out to be.
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>>730828735
https://youtu.be/oXWgJSpvbic

check out this vid
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>>730829711
chloe de lysses
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>>730828735
I can't seem to find a girl interested in me.

It really sucks.
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>>730829792
Even if you claim to be asexual, its simply not true. Most of the feelings you have and the things you do are related to sex. Hell, even racism is related to sex and wanting to protect your women and territory from foreign men.
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>>730828735
>core purpose of life?
reproduce =/= having protected sex
guess i missed out on that one
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Too fat for skinny chicks and don't want to fuck a fat chick.
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>>730830122
I am not claiming asexuality by any stretch of the imagination. Rather, I am claiming there is more to derive from life then our baser pleasures (albeit a necessary role) There is nothing wrong with going after it or enjoying it, but putting it (sex) on a pedestal and assigning it more credit than it deserves among us just seems so beneath us(humans).
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>>730828735
sauce?
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>>730828735
thats audrey rose
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>>730828735
It feels shitty sometimes and others idc to much
>But at least i can jerk off whenever
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>>730830437
Sadly humans are just animals. Even simple things such as looking into the mirror and wanting to look good stems from sex.

It controls our species and all the small things you do in your daily life.
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I stand apart from society
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>>730828735
>How does it feel to miss out on the core purpose of life?
your pitiful excuse for living is not everyone elses excuse for living.
fucking faggot OP.
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>>730830581
audrey rise analersary dare dorm
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>>730829952
There will be one. I've got barely any personality and still a girl interested in me. having low standards helps
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I'm a virgin because I was protected from the outside world. I never got to experience a lot of things, just focused on excelling in life.
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>>730828976

Is this why people with children are so happy and fulfilled all the time?
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I have severe social anxiety. People think I'm weird/won't hang out with me. So I don't try. Also getting older so I am bordering a creep soon.
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>>730828735
I hate people and sure don't give woman the gratification of paying for sex
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>>730828735
>Core purpose
>Posts anal sex
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Sexual acts don't define me, I am more then my bangly bits
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>>730831449

Why go through life without doing or at least TRYING to do as much stuff on this world as you can??

Are you confident that there will be more to do after your life expires?? For all we know theres no going back after death. So youre telling me you wont regert not doing it?
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>>730831700

Lol what??? I have never seen this. Please provide proof
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>>730829622
>Everything is just an effort to impreas the opposite sex and maybe reproduce.

What about buddhist monks? I highly doubt that they do what they do, to impress somebody into having sex with them.

Check-mate faggot.
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>>730828735
I'm not a virgin
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>>730828735
i have a gf. its just way hotter getting cucked by her and staying her pure little virgin. (:
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>>730832164
Implying they are impressing someone in this life
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>>730832116

That was irony.
You might have heard about that.
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>>730828735
>Better question
If you are one of the people who are actually defending your virginity with "there's more to life, etc":

The drive to mate is one of our strongest, most basic, hard-wired instincts. What the fuck could you have done to oppress an instinct like that?
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>>730832267
That mental illness tho
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>>730829792
No, humans literally are here to reproduce. In this case, the "might" you misuse is basic biology.
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>>730829804
It's a TRAP!
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>>730832164

No they don't.
But that wasn't the premise.

The premised was that everything that is done by humans is done to impress the opposite sex. And that's clearly not the case.
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>15
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>>730832164
Religion is the death of reason, tho
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>>730832164

1. Deep down. You know they would not turn down a no strings attached bj.

2. Kid...dont take me seriously. Im paraphrasing a futurama quote.


Member the robot sex episode??? Nig nog.
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>>730832471

Probably why laughed out loud for real
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>>730830122

The only people who think that sex is the meaning of life are worthless waste of space who lead aimless lives.

People do things for the sake of doing them, not everything boils down to getting sex, you're reading into things that aren't there.
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Not a virgin but still missed out on the purpose of life. in 40's and still no kids and living alone. Point being it's not just fucking that is the purpose of life it's procreating.
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>>730832796
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>>730832908

If you were a war hero you wouldnt turn down all the sex from women who know what you did.
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>>730832796
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>>730832796
Euphoric.
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>>730833021

That's a shit strawman, try harder.
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Maybe cause I just like dick?
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>>730828735
>ctrl+F "wizard"

I'm seven years away from wizarding powers, why would I give that up for having mediocre sex with mediocre women?
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>>730832985
LOL M'lighter
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i have been in dire need of a circumcision for the entirety of my 19 year life
losing my virginity beforehand could possibly solve my circumcision problem but that's not how i want to remember my first time
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>>730833171

Youre right. Its hot here in my room so im a little distracted..
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>>730828735
It's okay im only 18 and its a religious third world country so 40 year old virgins are everywhere
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>>730833547
Filippines?
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>>730832796
shitposting on 4chan isn't the height of reason either
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Parents made me sign a pact saying I wouldn't have sex until marriage.
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Because I'm ugly. Literally the only reason why. If you have a problem with me being a virgin, then by all means, be a hero and fuck me.

You ask as if being a virgin is a choice. It isnt.
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Whatever you do, don't let red wings be your first time. Cautionary tale.
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>>730834596

Being ugly is no excuse. Someone would fuck you if you had money..or drugs...are you poor too? Maybe a blind person?? Im sure theres a bunch of gay dudes that would take you as well.
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>>730834610

Do tell. I didnt get mine for a long time.
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>>730828735
Here's some advice to the beta fags about talking to girls. Just do it, literally walking up to an attractive girl and complementing them is not hard, and usually isn't frowned upon if you're not weird about it. I work at a gas station, and every time I see a really nice looking girl, I just complement them and if I'm feeling balls I ask for their number and hit them up. I'm 22 and have a baby face. Confidence is key; if you go into a situation expecting it to be awkward then it'll be awkward.
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>>730834763
No thanks. I'm fine. Maybe once I lose my dignity and self respect, maybe then I'll hire a prostitute or lower my standards enough to fuck anyone desperate.
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>>730834896
Literally this


What helped me is just talking to girls as if they are guys. Literally, treat them like people. Don't treat them like queens or goddesses or any of that bullshit. Just be casual and remember that they aren't special. Theyre just a person like you are.
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>>730834896
this, but times 1000. talk to literally every single girl. within two days i guarentee at least one will like you
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>>730834596

You know there are ugly women that want to find someone to love too?

This is actually how Trump got elected.
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Idk
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>>730828927
We'll apparently Islam beats you cause they get To Marry 9 year olds
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>>730835045
>ugly women

just because he's unintelligent, unemployed, and out of shape doesn't mean he doesn't deserve a 10/10 stunnah
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>>730835026

But thats not how they said I should treat them on my Red Pill forums...
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>>730835028
>>730835026
Pretty fuck much boys, because I use to be a socially awkward fuck until I manned up and just started talking to girls as normal people. Pic is me btw, if I can get laid you can too.
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>>730834896
In Toronto it is. You wouldn't believe the sticks bitches have up their asses here.
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My penis is only average 5 1/2 half inches.

Girls seem to know it without even seeing it. It's like they have a sixth sense or something.
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>>730834919

Lol you picky little shit.

>calls himself ugly

>has dignity and self respect.

Hahahahahaha. No. No bitch ugly ass beggers are not allowed to be choosers.

Good luck with the rest of your....life? What little you have at least.
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>>730828735
Girls break up with me before I fuck them

My relationships go like this:
> girl takes interest in me
> I realize it, I'm not retarded
> we go on dates
> date like three weeks
>everything seems good, I'm having a good time at least...
> mysterious can I have some room
> in my head: but she's the clingier one
> next day: she terminates relationship through text IM, they never have the balls to do it in person.

It's happened like that at least the last four times.
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>>730828735
Your mom hasn't returned my calls.
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losing virginity is really not a big deal,
its not "bad" to lose it early, it's not "good" to lose it before you turn 18/20 whatever.
A lot of these losers are missing out on a loving companionship with a woman not on the act of putting your dick between lubed up skin.
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>>730835211
You don't move fast enough. Honestly you should lean towards sex within the first 3 dates.
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>>730835167
This is fucking stupid, just because they are black doesn't make them bigger.. fucking nigger lover.
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>>730835137

Wow you look like shite. Good job getting laid dude. See?? Anons. Being ugly is not an excuse for being a virgin.
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>>730828735
Thank you for this
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>>730834881
Alrighty
>First major girlfriend I ever had, freshman in college
>She was chill, experienced. Probably felt bad for me since I was a virgin
>Had her over and cooked
>It snowed so bad she wouldn't be able to drive home (drove a shit Geo Metro)
>Gettingfrisky.jpeg
>My first time, so I'm doing absolute garbage getting past foreplay
>Tells me she's on her period, but doesn't mind going for it
>Stoked, first time so I didn't care
>Try all kinds of shit because she knows what's up
>Not paying any attention, blood is getting everywhere
Cont.
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acne and insecure about uncut penis
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>>730828735
>Core purpose
>see pic

You sure?
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>>730835230
nice one bro.
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>>730835368
Well I've been told I look a lot better in person. I've got my set angles I look trash from like everyone else. The thing is, you just have to play off what you got, because your face is the only face you'll have.
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>>730835324
god women are whores, I hope to find a woman who can appreciate the excitement in enjoying the ecstasy in the little intimate things first.
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I don't really care about sex anymore. I just want to be loved, man. I dont think anyone has ever truly loved me.
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>>730829014
>>730829133
Disagree

Lost my virginity to a girl from 4chan. I never came, I think because I masturbated too much and I've always had trouble finishing, but we fooled around and did pretty much everything in two 2 hour sessions. It was one of the most fun ones I've had even though I didn't come, probably because she was a degenerate /b/tard who would do anything
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>>730835496

Yep yep. I agree. Btw i look just awful from a certain angle. I dont like taking pictures for that reason. But im hyper confident in person so people dont really notice my bosy flaws.
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>>730835409
Cont pt 2
>Blood all over the carpet, couch, chair
>Finish up and see the mess we made
>It's my parents basement, so I realize the cleanup we have to do
>Throw King Crimson on while I grab the stain remover (blood doesn't come out when it sets)
>Girl is helping clean while we rock out
>Dad hears badass tunes
>Comes down to see us cleaning up blood naked
>Nope.jpeg
>Heads back upstairs

We never talked about it. I cleaned that shit good, can't even tell what happened. Shitload of work and embarrassment though.
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If sex is the core purpose of your life then you have a very sad life. Both alphas who have lots of sex and betas who want sex should kill themselves.
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>>730835368
You know what's funny? The fact that everyone around me thinks I'm 16, the haircut seems to be the culprit but some people kinda dig it. Also props to my badass bass on the wall.
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>>730835556
interior tripsss so close to quads.
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>>730828735
Did not fuck
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>>730835666
>King Crimson

minor lol
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>>730835750
I know fags way uglier than you that get sniz on the reg.
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>>730832267
the image is really cute, but your words..they give me AIDs
dude, get help, plox
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>>730828735
i wish i was still a virgin. i hate a streak from 20 to 23 during which i was with four women and had some great sex. i hit a wall at 24, and now i'm 30 and can't get laid to save my life. i've kind of just given up, and now i'm getting pudgy in the mid-section.

i hate being old and knowing the girls i'm attracted to see me as a creepy, repulsive old bastard. i hate knowing what i'm missing and knowing i'll never experience it again unless it's with a fat, old chick.
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>>730835903
Pretty much, I mean honestly I don't look like trash. I use to call myself ugly but like that's some pussy shit. Nobodies ugly, everyone has the little things that someone will like. I'm confident in my ability to approach people, and in my looks. What I find that works in my favor personally is the fact that I play off my own insecurities. For instance a girl at my work said ",I should card you for those smokes because you look like a 12 year old" my immediate response was "Well shit I'm the best looking 12 year old you've ever met."
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>>730828927
>marry someone before you fuck her
>having no fuckin clue if the chemistry works fine on that level between you and your partner


religious fags are truly the biggest retards

I bet you voted trump
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>>730828735
Anal is not the purpose of life, dumbass
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>>730835962
You sound really depressed. Get help.
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>>730836141
>play off my own insecurities

had a guy ask me out in front of his dad. which sounds lame, i mean a guy getting a ride to the store with his dad? but the way he did it was like, they were walking out of the store together

"oh my god dad you have to wait a second"
walks to me
"you are just so stunning, i had to say hello. I'm Amir blah blah blah"

didnt give a single fuck his dad was there. v confident. reversed into sexy.
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>>730836212
I am, tbh. I'm 30, working at a dead-end job that pays well but isn't going anywhere, and I feel like I'm just waiting around to die. Every time I make eye contact with an attractive woman, I feel like I should apologize to them. And all I do romance-wise is dwell on those times when I was young and still cared about life. Now...I wouldn't say I'm suicidal, but I'm not adverse to just dying in my sleep.

To all you young guys here still struggling, my advice is to just take risks. Ask out the girls you think are out of your league. Try online dating or hookup sites. Just fucking put yourself out there or you'll end up a 30-year-old loser with nothing to look forward to like me.

Just fucking go out and do it. What's there to lose?
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>>730828735
My penis has acne.
My back has acne
My face has acne
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>>730828927
Your beliefs are your own but just be aware that first time sex is painful and awkward.

Having an intact hymen doesn't make sex any better. We just use it as some arbitrary trophy but it actually sucks to deal with.

I hope you're not disappointed but it almost guaranteed will be.
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>>730829804
ITS A TRAP
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>>730836441
What this dude said, put yourself out there. You'd be fucking surprised the crazy stories and fun shit that will happen to you in the moment.
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>>730828735
Pretty crappy. I see so many ugly guys getting girls, and I'm sitting here masturbating. I am admittedly overly picky, and being honest I'm not bad looking, but I'm looking way out of my league. Would rather be a virgin than sex an ugly broad, I guess.
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>>730828735
I don't give a fuck about sex, and see other people as people, not sex-toys.
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>>730830437
More credit than it deserves?

Sex is fun. Fun is what we strive for. Would you not want to be enjoying yourself 100% of the time, all the time?

I mean sure there's bad sex and good sex but there's no shame in wanting it.
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>>730836727
If you're not bad looking, why don't you hit the gym, buy some nice clothes and man up?

Just go look at some obese -> bodybuilder transformations on reddit and you can see that bodyweight is more than just your abs.
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>>730836441
>Just fucking go out and do it. What's there to lose?

kek
what is there for you to lose?
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i have no expirience but everybody else has at this point. so, either i dissapoint someone and feel terrible for weeks and months or i'll just die a virgin. easy choice
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>>730836976
I feel I dress nice. I have been exercising but it's been baby steps due to some health problems, and I didn't have health insurance to cover it. I'm not obese by any means but I used to be much more athletic and in better shape.
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>>730828952
So yoooooooooure gay
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>>730828735
>ugly
>Shy
>Introvert
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>>730828976
>yes, its the sole reason you were born and the whole purpose of our species.
That must be why some are stillborn or sterile.
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>>730828952
Why worry about future generations if there no one creating them? Sorry this is incorrect your suggestion is secondary at most
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>>730837140
So what? I know someone that was a virgin at 22. A girl at a party really liked him.

She kept coming on to him and he wasn't getting it. She literally had to drag him.

She still likes him (He actually ended up with a different girl but that's not the point) despite that

Just get out there and do it. Just don't be a tard and tell them that you're nervous because it's been a while.

It's a human being. They will understand. (And if they don't, they're a crazy bitch that you shouldn't fuck anyways)
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>>730828735
Saving myself to become a wizard
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>>730828735
I'm not still a virgin but just my discord and look at everyones nudes (WEBSITE).gg/VECrX2N
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>>730837408
Preach
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>>730829462
She's lying and is cheating
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>>730832485
>What the fuck could you have done to oppress an instinct like that?
Google, what is asexuality from birth ?
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>>730829043
Audrey Rose
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>>730837630
>from birth
Good one.
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>>730837140
how old are you?

Oh wait, it doesn't matter. Never too late.
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>>730835962
Fucking bullshit the reason your the way you are is because you choose to be like that.
>Be me now 47yrs old
> Fucked any female that moved when younger
>Got married had kids sex life ended
>No good to me having no sex
> Tell wife fuck me or me and my money leave
> Wife fucking useless thinks once every 2 weeks is lots of sex
>Kids grow up me thinks ok get fit get fucking
> I'm in shower now going out in 20mins
> Fucking a right slut who is 32 yes old
tonight
> My dick is going in all 3 of her holes as it does every Friday night
> When her husband is getting pissed with his mates
>No strings no complications just filthy sex all night
>Love Friday nights I do
Get a grip on your life faggot
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The core purpose of life is to maximize pleasure and minimize pain which I am astonishingly bad at but that's beside the point.
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All women are self-indulging animals who ultimately have control over human reproduction.
Especially now.
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>>730835962
My cousin is dating a cute little asian chick that's 21 and he's 30.

Getting pudgy is your own fault. Not getting laid is your own fault.

You can change your body and attitude if you want. Nobody forces you to sit at home and be a lazy piece of shit.
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>>730837891
And?
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>>730828735
>Implying I've missed out on the core purpose of life

My core purpose is to be happy and live a fulfilling life. I'm not missing out on anything. I feel bad for people who think that having sex with countless strangers just because other people do it and try to fill the void of loneliness and being unhappy with yourself.

I'll eventually find the right person, but these people will be damaged goods if they aren't already.
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>>730837757
20
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>>730837762
It's true that animals' only thought is short-term satisfaction.
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>>730837082
The problem is that I'm old and fat now. It's too late for me.
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>>730837987
The longer you wait, the more damaged the goods are. Both physically and mentally. The rest will be married off.
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>>730837979
I won't level myself to their level for sex. I pay for sex when I want to and how I want to. They get money to get lost.
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If you really must know, I can't stand the thought of getting that close to a human being physically and in terms of comfort
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>>730828735
Because I've gotten laid about 3 times, and gotten a blowjob once, and I've realized that there's nothing special about it. I'm not gonna reject a woman or say no if she's coming on to me and she looks decent, but I'm still not gonna fucking go out and actively seek it out, fuck that waste of time, bitch.
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>>730838045
Get money screw bitches.
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>>730838108
So you have to pay to get it? That's why you think women have more control
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>>730832326
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>>730838045
>Too old
You're alive. That's good enough to get out there.
>Too fat
I didn't know that people were born fat
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>>730838045
>30 years are old for a guy

Just work out and improve yourself, if you have the energy for it.
If you have not, seek professional help, because that shit is not natural when you are fucking 30.
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>>730838080
For women maybe, but not men. WE can have babies past 70.

Older men+Younger women= smartest children 10x more likely to be a doctor or lawyer

Old seed best seed, young pussy best pussy
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>>730838173
Gives me the control.
Normally, men would go and court a girl. He pays for everything and she still has the ultimate decision to let you in or kick you out depending on your performance. Fuck that!!
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>>730837408
this actually kinda motivates me to try again. i got somewhat close in january and embarressed myself. but i guess you learn from your mistakes..
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>>730838195
So much this. 30 is definitely not the end.

It's ironic, you said yourself that others should work and improve themselves yet you aren't doing that yourself.
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>>730838045
This girl looks like my wife. 5/10
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>>730838345
Hahaha you have never had a girlfriend. They don't expect half of what you are saying they do. You can get casual sex no strings attached fairly easily
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>>730838304
That's quite the assumption you have there. If you are having kids at 70, that just creates single mothers
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>>730838361
Everyone embarasses themselves. Look at people on TV who fuck up really bad. It happens.

Just get out there. You could even take a leap of faith and tell a girl you're a /v/. Pretty unlikely but you might be able to find someone who's into that.

A girl that likes you will see past your lack of experience but confidence is sexy af.
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>>730838459
Actually been married before. Dated quite a few girls but they're all shallow and not serious about anything.
>Casual sex fairly easy
Desperate sex doesn't appeal to me. I rather pay for good sex by a pro.
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>>730838546
And?

So you faggots are REALLY saying a mans only purpose in life is to both MAKE a baby AND provide for a woman?

Lol, fuck off faggot feminist cunt
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>>730838195

If seen 50 year olds with the body of a me year old.

Im 27.
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>>730828735
I mean im not a virgin
But i am a faggot so still missing core purpose
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>>730838701
>a me year old
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>>730838687
You need to learn how to read.
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>>730836976
who is that. link pls
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>>730828735
small dick, destroyed my Body cuz of it.
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>>730835750
Shit dude, you definitely have potential to become very very attractive. Don't let the jellies get to you. Just too bad you're a fag.
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>>730828735
you posting this thread confirms it for you

it's nothing special tho
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>>730828735
Op sauce on that pic
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> Ugly
> Stupid
> Sucker
> Unconfident
> Soon dead because fuck life
> Period.
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I'm a young skinny white twink-looking gay bottom with a moderately attractive face (18 y.o). I could lose my virginity tomorrow with some randomer from Grindr if I wanted to, but I have no confidence with meeting up with people like that. Plus that's gross.
There's a guy I'm friends with who I considered very hetero. I just found out he's bisexual and a top. I'll graft him and I think he could be my first.
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>>730838806
learn 2 speak English dumb fuck
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>>730836441
>Just fucking put yourself out there or you'll end up a 30-year-old loser with nothing to look forward to
lmfao people in there teens are already where you're at
be happy you at least had a chance to enjoy life you whiney faggot.

P.S girls can smell desperation. it's the best repellent you can wear to keep nasty whores away.
warning: does not work if you flaunt cash.

>>730838195
>that shit is not natural when you are fucking 30.
i felt this way when i turned 20, had a gf, job, frequent pussy. it's completely natural to take in your surroundings and realize none of the faggotry on this gay earth is worth the meaningless day to day shit that is modern life.

you have to be bretty fuggin shtupid not to realize the effort put into getting stds and the stress that comes with pussy can somehow be worth a simple orgasm
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>Explain why you haven't fucked the most fat and retarded hot-air-balloon of a girl in your area!

Because I don't do enough drugs to make that tolerable and that's the job of people with attitudes like yours, OP.
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>>730829711
http://www.imagefap.com/pictures/2871639/Chloe-des-Lysses
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>>730828735
career goals and lack of courage
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not a virg tho
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i have a waifu, where is the problem?
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I'm a virgin because I'm a pro-life anti-natalist.
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i have a gf for 1.5 years but she says that she is not ready. she is 19 and i'm 20
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>>730839697
WTF, this is sad.
>>
social anxiety, depression, no confidence, not good looking, socially retarded the list goes on
im a boring person and i can understand why nobody want to be with me
>mfw the plan on having 4+ kids went down the shitter a long time ago
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>>730839430
>career goals

shit reason dude, you know that taking a break once in a while is important to increase work efficiency.
So once every one/two weeks (friday night) you can go to a party/bar to talk to the opposite sex.

yes, it is actually that easy.
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I'm a practicing Catholic
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>>730839697
do you know what is sadder? my first girlfriend for 4 years (from 14 to 18) called me and tell me that she have fucked with his bf and she is sad that she didn't do that with me. sorry about my bad english. it's not my mother tongue and i'm a bit drunk
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>>730840032
>>730839819
was meant to reply to second one
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I am saving myself for the special one thats why. Probably i wont find it but even if i do i will probably fuck up something so i am going to die a virgin so yeah yay
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>>730838925
Thanks bro, that actually makes me feel pretty good.
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i was sad about this for weeks and i saw this thread. i wish dying at this moment
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>>730829513
I like OP's version better. Her face is so matter-of-fact. "Indeed, there is a penis in my asshole. What shall we do for lunch today?"
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Sex looks awkward. Fapping is so convenient and requires little to no physical exertion. You can't force me to be an adult.
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I can tell you why I was a virgin 'till 23 years old.

For istiance, I was too insecure. Then, I've never done anything to improve myself because I was afraid of failure. Last but not least, I was broke as fuck.
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>>730828735
B-but Anon~! I'm already half-way to becoming a wizard.
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>>730840577
This so much.
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>>730828735
>2017
>actually thinking there is a purpose to life and not realize life is simply a random occurrence in a system where it is statistically guaranteed to happen given the size and lifetime of the universe.
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>>730828735
I'm 29 years old since two weeks ago, single and still a virgin. I never had a serious relationship so far.

I can't for the life of me strike a continuous conversation with someone I don't know (guy or a girl). I'm introverted but the few people that know me say that I'm a fun person. I laugh a lot, say stupid things (on purpose some times) to see reactions or to try to make others laugh and on a few occasions I go out with friends and sisters since they like to go out.

About 2 weeks ago I was in a disco dancing a bit for myself (went with two of my sisters and was in their group) enjoying the music and even noticed a group of chicks sometimes looking at me (they were like 20 year old and some looked younger than that). I didn't make my way to them because:
- I feel like I'm too old to be surrounded by them
- Won't be able to keep them entertained in conversation
- Can't dance or make some cool dancing moves

I weight about 80KG (176 lbs), measure 1.80m (about 6ft) but don't have a particularly fit body. You can't even notice the abs I had years ago because of lack of training and me starting to put on some weight. I've been trying to get to 75KG. People don't give me my age. They say I'm like 25 at most.

I suppose my problem is above all mentality. If I get laid with a girl I'd like that to be a good memory and just something like a one-night stand. I also don't want to make myself look defenseless to someone I don't know very well.

I hope someday I'll find one girl just for me but I also understand that me being like this doesn't help.
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>>730840625
What made you confident enough to finally lose it?
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>>730828735
>core purpose of life

Sorry, there is no purpose to life. People evolved. And that's it.
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>>730839535
Because you watch too much softcore, it's so obvious. Most hardcore porn viewers don't have gf. Try guess why.
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>Who that is

Chloƫ des Lysses
shot by Dahmane in Porn Art.
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Gf doesn't wants to have sex before marriage.Agrees for blowjob or dry one though
Hookers are difficult to find.
Waiying for 1 year if she doesn't agrees will leave that bitch
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>>730829014
Do you guys really think marrying a women whi has had multiple partners better then a virgin. Please explain cause this has always baffled me. I rather marry a girl who has ONLY had me as a partner. Then I can teach her how to fuck.
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Cause i'm still young.
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>>730829377

post your dick, faggot
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I have a 4 inch dick which caused me to lose my self esteem
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>>730829717
Dude.... same. That and I have people relying on me. Fuck. I hope dating apps work.
>>
im working up to it, chill. wuit worryin bout where my dicks been
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>>730828735
>How does it feel to miss out on the core purpose of life?
>implying you literally only ever have sex for the sole purpose of procreation
Get the fuck out you absolute cockmongler.
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>>730835211
had the same problems with two stunning girls... exact fucking same.
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>>730836617
even though I am not religious I do actually prefer a virgin partner. it's not because it makes sex better, more of a bond that you solely have with your partner.
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