Hey guys, I'm going to watch 57 minutes and 8 seconds of

lel. I fucking love fat chicks, but that show,

>>730822453
I'd hate-fuck the head right off her neck

sorry but tonight you live

See you tomorrow anon

>>730822889
>>730822948

so far 8 minutes in and I'm afraid I will indeed see you tomorrow

>>730822453
I'll be honest, it's a more admirable challenge than waching it without cracking a fat

>>730822453
Not her finest hour. I never really cared for her comedy but some of her stuff is funny.

This special is one of those where a famous comedian gets too comfortable and thinks everything they say is funny. It's not.

It's not unwatchable, but if you (like me) keep watching it in the hopes that it might get better, it never does.

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Holy shit, I can't remember anything more unentertaining... I'm straight up watching this and not feeling any emotions except cringe and doubt of my existence. I'm gonna pull through this though

>>730823513
Wait until she burps

>>730822453
No worries yo, the only problem you'll really have is trying to get through it all.

>>730822453
I think it would be more challenging to force yourself to laugh at least once during the stand up.

>>730823682
Nice spoiler anon. He had only a small chance of killing himself in the beginning you and you ruined it.

Peoples reaction to it here and reddit really entertain me. Its not good but its not that bad.

They think Chapelle is funny .

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>>730822453
doesnt matter if you laugh or not you will killyourself in the end anyways

>>730823173
>This special is one of those where a famous comedian gets too comfortable and thinks everything they say is funny. It's not.

>mfw South Park was spot on when exaggerating her jokes about her vagina

Fuck I had no idea at first, I thought they were just having a go at her.

>>730823682

She did already, that was when I decided to write that. I'm gonna watch The Man From Earth after this to fix my view on entertainment industry
It's just getting worse and worse imo

If you're a woman with low intellect, RIP.

Any other kind of person, you'll probably kill yourself after watching all of that anyway.

>>730822453
Careful. You won't kill yourself from laughing at a single joke of hers. You'll kill yourself because it's a shitshow and won't make it 10 minutes in without wanting to die.

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you will want to kill yourself half way through.

She does the same joke over and over. GF made us watch it and she got sick of it literally 5 minutes in.

Every joke is:
>Im a whore
>Smell my nasty vag
>im gross

Its like listening to a song on repeat.

Just don't laugh about how shit it is

To be fair, it's very similar to Dave Chapelle and Kevin Hart's recent stand up specials.

>Not one funny thing is said
>An auditorium full of people roaring with laughter

>>730822453
Did you know that Netflix got rid of their star rating because of this "special"?

>>730824388

no way that was the reason

>>730824388
fuck this fat disgusting cunt if that's true. I had so many movies rated over the years and now everything is fucking ruined

The thumbs up and down system is utter shite. How the fuck am I supposed to give something an average rating now?

>>730824007
>The Man From Earth
Horrible acting and script. Reddit sure does like it though.

>>730824574
As soon as the hat for Shumer went viral they changed it. It had like half a star on Netflix dude.

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This is harder than anything I have experienced in my life

>>730824574
I don't have proof, but I heard through the internet that's why. And the timing lined up, at least.

>>730822453
Careful, you might laugh at how terrible it is.

>>730824645
I feel you, all the recommended suggestions are fucked now.

Plus, have you seen anything that is below 85%?

>>730824722
Articles in breitbart news.

Please stop

>>730824737
Kek

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>>730824674

I'm sorry to disagree, but it is one of my favorite movies ever, however after watching this, I will delete the file, format my harddrive and sweep it with a magnet

>>730824388
I was watching a show on Netflix last night that has a star rating on it. Is the rating system gone in the US? Because of this unfunny cunt?

OP: you're a solid dude for taking the hit and watching this giant turd try to perform on stage. If you make it to the end of the show, you deserve a few beers tonight, maybe spark it up if that's your thing.

Remember this, /b/. Today, OP was not an fgt

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>>730823943
>they think
>everyone but your dick loving ass thinks

Ftfy anon. No need to thank me.

>>730822453
Idc what anyone says her first special on cc was great

>>730825103
I'm sure it's not coincidence that your post is formatted ala reddit.

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I'm gonna make it, but this is slowly killing me

>>730825201
Yeah, as far as I know, the star rating of the US is gone from Netflix.

>>730826374

Gone in UK/ Ire aswell

>>730825201
>>730826374
It is. Now I get a percentage of how much I would like a movie/tv show. Shit is fucking retarded and I literally haven't found something below 80%. I'm not going to watch 30 rock because I have a 99% chance of liking it. I fucking hate that show and I fucking hate Tina Fey. The rating system is now useless and idiotic. Fuck Netflix

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I did it and I'm not gonna kill myslef, at least not tonight, probably

>>730826767
If you really finished it, you're probably contemplating suicide anyway.

Sorry for your loss, OP.

>>730826767

man, she's so hot. Would fuck in that stinky vagine all night

>>730826767
How many times did you cum?

>>730827164

You do you man, who am I to judge.
I would not touch that with a stick wearing a hazmat suit

>>730826767
I can imagine everyone being like
>You go girl!
>You sure killed it tonight!

I hate that she's only hot in that dress. Ugly any other time.

>>730822453
I've never heard of her.

Is she really that bad to make stake like that?

>>730827243

Exactly 0 times.
I'm not even in a mood to masturbate right now, I just want to get drunk and forget the whole experience...

>>730827469
Yes. I am watching right now and she has been talking about a dude cumming on her tits for 15 minutes. Sounds like it could be funny but I can see it in her beady little eyes that she is trying so hard and failing so badly.

>>730827512
I believe you, nobody could masturbate to Amy.

Dolph Ziggler fucked her, I don't know how he did it.

>>730827618
How do you know that a horrible version of HBK fucked her?

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>>730827618

I fap to her little pig feet occasionally.

>>730827469
Now she is talking about taking a massive shit while breaking up with her boyfriend. Jesus Fucking Christ this is repugnant. Not because of what she is saying but the fact that anyone can find this even relatively funny

>>730822453
sad part is i liked amy schumer before i saw this special. then i looked it up and realized i liked the jokes she stole from other comedians.

>>730827693
Can't find the source (too lazy) but pretty sure he talked in the past about them dating. Or she did, said he was "too athletic" in bed I think.

>>730822453
No idea what it is about AS that sets off the women haters.

>>730827836
She might be a piggy but I'd turn her into my Slam Piggy

>>730828020
Seems like something dolph would do. I guess he moved too fast for her and she couldn't keep up. Either that or they never banged and Amy just wishes someone who isn't over 300 pounds would fuck her.

>>730828041

After watching this, I would turn her into a corpse

>>730822453
You most likely will laugh at how retarded people are to think she's funny

>>730824353
Those 2 Chappelle shows were allright tho. Not his best work, but pretty funny.

>>730822453

On the one hand, I'd say you're safe, since nothing that woman says or does is even remotely funny, clever, or engaging.

On the other hand, you'll be so miserable subjecting yourself to her for that long that you might end up killing yourself anyways.

Ye be warned...

>>730828027
It's the fact that a lot of people regard her as a good comedian when she isn't. She literally tells nothing but sex jokes and most of them aren't even funny. It's not because she is a women, it's because she is a horrendous fucking comedian anon.

>>730828153
Just google their names together and you'll get all sorts of articles.

>According to Ziggler, he and Schumer are still friends, even though she dumped him. Ziggler professed that the only problem with Schumer saying on Howard Stern's radio show that she dumped Ziggler because the sex was too athletic was that his relatives heard.

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>>730828041

ikr

>>730822453
I didnt like her at first because she was german

>>730828316

I already finished, but you are pretty right.
It was a feeling I have never felt before...

>>730828466
I can believe that because dolph has a history of fucking anything that walks, or waddles.

>>730828041
She said her pussy smells like a small barnyard animal (on a good day)

You fuckin weirdo

>>730822453
I couldn't get through 10 minutes

>>730824674
The acting and script are fine. It's a typical 00s TV movie.

It's the concept that makes it worth watching.

>>730822453
get a fucking hobby

>>730828701
I got to the point where she started shilling about gun violence and I had to turn it off.

>>730828701
>>730829176

It sure was a challenge and I did it.
I can't be proud of it, because I actually did it.

>>730829349
You should feel good that you have yet to blow your brains out. That counts for something

>>730824052
The problem is that the audience can't relate to her. They need to see that she has a smelly vag. She should be allowing people to smell her. Otherwise the joke just doesn't make sense. If a girl joked about her vagina, then showed me so I could agree, I probably would find it a lot more funny than if she didn't.

that shitty comedy show she did was almost cringe worthy tbh

>>730826767
Killing yourself is pointless. After watching that you are already dead.

>>730822453
Just curious if she sounded like someone shifting their posture on a leather couch every time she moved in that outfit?

>>730822453

i tried to watch it all but only got through 30 minutes. i made the mistake of trying to eat dinner simultaneously. her material made my mind bring up the mental image of that ariel rebel picture with maggots coming out of her pussy. i had to turn it off to get my appetite back. i was curious about the finishing joke.

shitty material.
i liked her first special and her set on the women-of-comedy-whatever special
this special and her show sucked
haven't seen her movies. probably won't.
one of her snl bits was good though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ImvCoGr3iDA
>i miss kenan & kel

>>730831320

I actually haven't noticed any leathershifting sound at all

>>730831153

You are pretty much right

>>730831452

Shit, if I was eating during that, I would die of starvation in the following days

>>730822453
you'll die in your sleep at the age of 103

>>730822453
you're pretty safe,,she's far from being funny that fat cunt