Waifu claiming thread.
>Smug of smug
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>naps are NOT a good idea
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: fuck you
Shinoa claimed
>>730816237
Yewwww.
>>730816433
Yewwwwwwwwww.
But I need that story. Or some massive download limit because I bought DOOM and want to download.
Don't be a lazy cunt and put in the previous
Also, early bake.
Previous:>>730799281
>>730816433
This place feels different now. Might lurk but probably wont claim for awhile
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kszLwBaC4Sw
>>730816591
Once upon a time there was a barnacle
>>730816604
This.
>>730816591
The story is about a man and a woman, chapter one
>>730816604
What's the importance of it? Give me a good reason and I'll add the prev thread to the OP
>>730816659
It does a bit. At least for me in the day. Night is still chaotic and got worse imo. Here, its comfy. I don't think that's the right word for it
>>730816784
God he does some good legs
>>730816784
Alolan.
Morning boys <3
>>730816851
The night got worse? That's possible? kek.
>>730816851
Previous thread helps people who go back in the archives follow it.
>>730816766
>>730816851
Wow guys. One story at a time.
>>730817134
You could just use the links people use in their posts that link to previous threads.
Also, who cares about the archive?
>>730817134
He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.
>>730817218
>Also, who cares about the archive?
More people than you think.
>>730817218
Tfw you want to make sweet passionate love to mizore and have her bear/raise your children
Hello all. Everyone enjoying today?
>>730817238
Thats a shit story. Boooooo.
>>730817218
People who want to know about threads they missed. People who forgot shit and need archives to remember.
Yukinon claimed
Best waifu 2k17
>>730816975
Morning frenemy!
>>730817134
Oh. I see now
>>730817134
She was his queen, she was crazier than him
>>730817279
Okay now I get it tbh
>>730817375
It's a lazy day so it's all good!
>>730817467
Oh hi there. You seem new to thread
Beatrice is mine
>>730817467
Hello kitty
>>730817414
Fine once upon a time, there was a beautiful princess
>>730817279
Probably, but why?
>>730817290
Gaaaaaay
>>730817414
Seems like data mining to me.
If people want to know about missed threads, screenshots and people telling them would be sufficient, people who forget trying to find one thing would be better just asking someone who might know, rather than searching thread after linked thread to find one bit of info.
>>730817581
Oh hi yes I am a newfag
>>730817581
Heya frenemy hows it goin??
>>730817643
Cute waifu, love the drills
>>730817781
Cute eyepatch-chan, hello
>>730816982
Idk how I missed this. The night threads are... wilder than they were before
>>730817712
Fucking newfags tbh. What's up?
>>730817781
I'm doing well! Just relaxing a bit before going to the dentist in a few hours. You?
>>730817911
Heya! Thank you!
>>730818056
Oh dentist chan gonna fuck up your mouth eh? I hate going sometimes especially for fillings and the numbing of my mouth! I am just hanging out until its work time
>>730818056
not much, looking at waifu pics, listening to music etc etc
>>730818197
Lord probably. My dentist is really rough when he does his job. I sometimes feel like he's letting his anger out on me. I don't need fillings or numbing. I only come there to clean. Use to go there for braces but that's all done
>>730818320
Dude go on safebooru or screenshot your waifu. It's what I do
Where's bike loving anon?
>>730818197
Ive seen you around a few times but never actually talk to you.
>>730817697
Because you might need to go back to find a certain image or whatever.
Some anon told me about a song yesterday and I can't remember the name but archive is there to help.
>>730817643
Hey Cupcake
>>730818865
I just wanna punch em sometimes but good luck frenemy tell em to fuck off if they hurt you
>>730819278
Yeah same here i see you around but maybe we have spoken like once, I think I always assume youre from destiny
>>730819467
Ah mass effect actually
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1jSdTBGhDSg
>>730819634
I thought so! I always said either Mass Effect or Destiny, I was close tho
>>730819467
Nooooo! The dentists there know my mom since childhood friends I'll have to deal with it
>>730820534
<3
>>730818865
I screenshot my waifu all the time. This was screenshoted for example
>>730821292
Screenshot again in higher res.
>>730816496
Claimed bois
>>730819831
>Closer to me
Oh my, and yeah those two are easily confused
>>730821664
Stop this roleplaying tbj.
I want to pet Chen.
>>730821861
I want to cum in Chen (the touhou character.)
>>730820842
<3
>>730821292
That's a nice one. Now get some more and make your own edits
>>730822121
<3
>>730822121
i want shinoa to dom me
>>730822379
>>730822379
Too bad Shinoa doms me and is my bf -_-
>>730822461
? ?
>>730822474
Shinoa is a girl
>>730822491
The anon doms me.
We're gonna make out dressed as shinoa and mitsuba
Claiming my darling wife, Takanashi Hikari.
[rebuilding database...]
>>730822491
What did you do to Sono? He hasn't been in here in a while.
>>730822664
Kumiko
>>730822888
humped my legs...
>>730822888
>implying that isn't a good thing.
>>730822902
send yuikos feet
>>730821747
This thread is full of it tbh
>>730823120
Have you watched Love Lab?
>>730823232
Am watching.
>>730823212
Still is gay
>>730816886
Which Kancolle girl is that? I know that she's Italian.
>>730823212
>Using tbh
>complaining about quality of thread.
You're doing great anon.
>>730816886
yum spaghet
>>730822947
What?
>>730822955
Why would you say that I miss him!
>>730823567
He doesn't love me so I'm mad at him -_-
>>730823505
http://kancolle.wikia.com/wiki/Libeccio
>>730823521
this thread used to be better.
see how I said better? it wasn't good but it wasnt shit like this.
>>730823387
Nice. Who is your favorite so far?
>>730823617
How can he love you if he doesn't know who you are?
>>730823698
Yuiko is so damn cute ^u^
Good bye Sono...
>>730823745
he does but he always flirts with other people.
>>730823787
can you shoop that guy out?
>>730817290
I want this.
>>730823813
I thought he only flirted with Alice?
>>730823952
he flirts with everyone but me
>>730824008
Who are you?
>>730824008
Sono is a girl irl you filthy trog
>>730824110
it was a typo you fucknugget.
Believe it or not, people can miss a letter when typing over 200 words per minute
>>730823698
That's a hard one. Probably Enomoto because of the VA.
>>730823390
But you get dommed by shinoa so you're gay too
>>730823521
Not complaining just pointing out
>>730824110
Sono is a trap m8
>>730824287
Are you the piano kumi or the shy kumi
>>730824287
Does Arcanine know Fire Blast and Blast Burn?
>>730824378
Shy? Ah, sure, go with that I guess. "Socially inept" is better.
>>730824428
Tackle, Ember and Fire Spin.
>>730824287
If I had to pick a favorite other than Eno, I'd pick either Riko or Suzu. Picking between those two is really hard though.
I think Eno's VA is the same one that voiced Natsumi from Non Non Biyori. She sounds very familiar.
>>730824714
Pretty good for a physical Pkmn
>>730824714
You talk fine here. Not enough to say your inept
>>730822888
Only Tomoko knows exactly what happened, but refuses to say anything. I respect that but I need answers
>>730824378
That's different. I only do it with shinoa. We actually have romantically feelings for each other. You do it with anyone.
>>730824994
hey tali
>>730824994
Ey Tail
>>730816496
Shinoa
>>730825077
>>730824378
Not to mention we do it in private
>>730824900
Yeah they've played a few characters I know and it's always especially cute for some reason. Onodera Haru for example.
>>730824994
I can review what I type instead of stuttering...
Claim
>>730825215
Hello donut
>>730825364
All my friends are on today, hello Ai
>>730825441
Stutters arent that hard to fix, i think what you need is more confidence.
>>730825399
>>730825077
I do it with people i like, for example i dont do it with you
ANIME IS SO FUCKING GAY, GET A LIFE
>>730825717
Says the guy on 4chan complaining about anime
>>730825607
mmmm donut
>>730822461
You son of a bitch, kiririn is mine
>>730825441
Haru was pretty cute. Onodera > Chitoge btw
>>730825607
Ohohoho maybe you have but you'll never know!
>>730825717
Well, anime has too much trap, futa and yaoi than you expected. So in that term it is, but why are you shit-talking about other's hobby?
Are you sure that we need to get a life when you are how talk shit about others?
>>730825607
It's more to do with anxiety. Confidence is feinable, sweaty palms and shaky voice not so much. I'm struggling to explain, but it feels like confidence isn't lacking, but my body doesn't reflect it. I don't know.
>>730826030
Well yeah. Chitoge comparably a shit. Chitoge's mum at the end of that arc though, what a crack up.
>>730826030
Tsugumi a best
>>730826634
>tsugumi
More like tsumugi
because mugi anon heresied to a character from there
>>730826915
>heresied
Mugi wasn't my waifu haHAA
>>730826634
She's alright. Onodera was the only one really cared about tbh
>>730826583
Did Chitoge win because she was the tsundere? :thinking:
>>730825607
Heh glad I made it complete then
How are you
>>730827312
Alice what happened to Sono
>>730827314
Working hard atm
>>730826583
That just sounds like justification
>>730826044
Not unless you're a switcher which makes you more heretical
>>730825927
>gives whole box
>>730827624
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>730827661
i love you so much right now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHeRnaWMtDk
>>730827201
Because easy ending. Low emotional depth.
>>730827661
All I know is it's anticipatory anxiety. How do I deal with the situation when/if I make an error, then what if I can't.
>>730827714
You really don't know or you just don't want to say anything?
>>730827714
>>730828019
Cute pic btw
>>730827714
Alice
>>730823905
Disgusting proportions.
>>730827661
What kind of job do you have now? Can't really remember
>>730828139
Null
>>730828019
Why would I know?
>>730828039
Thanks
>>730828139
66-66
>>730828473
Liebe
>>730828917
69+71-141+1
Winner present.
>>730828917
She liked you and I thought you were on at that time of the day a lot
>>730829073
(e to the (i * pi))+1
>>730829249
0
>>730829073
I still say you look like a purple eyed Shimakaze
>
>>730829212
>she
I was around, yes.
>>730829337
What happened?
>>730829536
I mean I was around at that time of day. I don't really pay attention unless people reply to me
>>730829249
Yes?
>>730829337
Uhh. But cute
*shits on all your chests*
>>730829540
>[redacted]
Schwanz king please come back
>>730816496
https://youtu.be/oXWgJSpvbic
check out this vid
>>730829616
Was she really not a girl?
>>730829660
That's for sure. And with best eyes
>too bad humans don't have purple eyes
>feelsbadman
>>730829900
I highly doubt it. Especially considering they talked about spurting cum every now and again
>>730829900
We're talking about Sono, yeah?
Not a chick.
>>730829073
n E N < 1
why is everyone just writing gibberish
Oh my.. Took a small nap there it seems.
Good evening everyone.
>>730830062
But girls can squirt
same shit different day
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1yZ1PJdehLq
>>730830182
You know for sure?
>>730830747
Talked about being passable and fucking people all the time. And I'm pretty sure straight up said he was a guy at one point
>>730830748
:ok_hand:
I dig it. nice hearing something a little moodier from you, last time I saw you it all sounded upbeat.
>>730830767
Ninety-nine percent confident.
>>730830748
I'm always really fond of your piano work, but I'm never on when you are.
Is it okay to ask that you upload them someplace they can stay?
>I should really start playing the keys again
>>730830859
>>730831142
I think I'm going to be sick.
Not sure if you guys are just fucking around or of he/she was lying
>>730831083
Thanks. I've been told I should play more upbeat music actually, but I always like to revert to playing moody stuff.
>>730831142
I can upload my failures and other stuff to soundcloud from now on, I suppose. My username on soundcloud is Xeing.
>>730831553
Why does it matter?
>>730831553
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zSHz7Thvbc
>>730831618
Thank ya!
>>730831553
Why is this such a big deal to you, mate?
thread is kill
?
>>730832001
>>730831884
maybe because sono has a history? or is still around
afaik there were some things he intentionally didn't mention
>>730832940
Winner fact: when they feel strong emotions, their skin displays a multitude of different colours.
>>730833029
Why does it matter what gender they are then
>>730833443
Homu fact: Much like Bigfoot, nobody has ever seen him, for he can feel one's gaze in the small hairs that exist for this purpose on the back of his neck. When these hairs stand up on end, he instinctively scurries back into the bushes.
>>730833625
I messed up the Homu fact b/c I strayed too far from my original point
>>730833615
asking the wrong person...
maybe it doesn't and the anon poster was sono and he just enjoys people wondering?
What if reality as we know it is just an anime with sentient ai and very nice graphics?
>>730834810
I have thought about this before
What if we're the waifus/husbandos of 4 dimensional beings?
>>730835029
No go away
>>730835000
If so, I hope that I am a popular waifu. :)
>>730835185
We're the obscure background characters
>>730835029
~
>>730835029
Rubbu is dead.
>>730834810
Then it must be a pretty boring one
>>730835398
Niggerfaggot
>>730835432
I am very alive but I'm thankful that people remember me anyways.
>>730826948
Hey Cupcake
>>730835398
>>730835524
Shoo.
>>730835309
I guess you're right.
HOLY SHIT KILL ALL TRANSGENDERS!
I continue to want to inseminate crazy
>>730833615
cute
>>730835539
Rooby Dooby doo!
:^)
>>730835614
Shinoa cute
>>730835508
Maybe to you, but there is stuff happening all the time all over the world.
>>730835656
NOW THIS I CAN GET BEHIND!
>>730835714
I've never finished this show but i watched most of it. mc boy is the best waifu dumbass!
anyone claimed trigger bae?
>>730835910
what's she listening to?
>>730835784
Don't you give me that look you faggot.
>>730835814
Hmm, i guess that's true.
Maybe im just in the boring part of the anime.
Here
>>730836003
Says the biggest faggot ever in the whole world.
What's this one's name?
>>730836013
I think that most people would be the boring part, in fact, I think that this would be a pretty shitty show.
>>730836446
Lewd