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ITT: We all create new genders with ridiculous names and descriptions

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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ITT: We all create new genders with ridiculous names and descriptions and whoever's gender gets trips, we spam transgender support group pages with it and ask why they're not supporting our gender
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Antipodigender: You are the opposite of whatever gender the person you are talking to is.
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Gojomojojojo
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>>730816363
roll butthole surfers
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Aminated Genders

They're genders that two people shared, but are mirrored, so each is in fact entirely different.
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Apugender: You identify as a small, helpful, naughty monkey, somewhat like Aladdin's sidekick.
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Transgender. It's like if you're a guy but wish you were a woman
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Chinsexual. In honour of my incredible chin. TRIPS!
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Chinkigender: You only like asians
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>>730816363
Bananafluid; only sexually attracted to banana shapped objects or the color yellow
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>>730816363
Why don't we all come up with something that sounds realistic instead of counting on whoever gets trips to have something that we can use to troll trannies with?
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needhealsexual: Attraction to genji mains
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>>730816651
rolling for this gender
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Batemangender: You identify as Patrick Bateman in the novel / movie American Psycho, specifically at the point where he himself is identifying as Paul Allen, and has moved into his apartment and is even faking his voicemails.
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>>730816363
Simplexhomosexual - You identify as gay for the culture but are actually straight
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8 gender
you are only attracted to arachnids.
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Omnigender - possessing all genders simultaneously because they are mere abstractioins built upon abstractions.
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>>730816651
that's a pretty complicated gender but i guess it could work
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>>730816769
Roll
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>>730816720
roll
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>>730816363
I sexually identify as anime kin/anisexual
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Lepotiden your gender is based on the gender of who you are speaking to is attracted to. If they are bi you become a zebra.
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In Motion Gender:
You identify yourself are gender that go through changes continuously.
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>>730816861

kek
rolling for this
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kekgender
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>>730816719
Roll
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transandrodemishekelgendered
Gender that profits from the use of all non binary genders
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Genki Addition Gendered:

The feeling of extreme enthusiasm and engagement of your chosen gender at that given time.
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Caesarkin: Identifying yourself as a Roman Emperor.
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>>730816363
Tardgender: you think there are more than 2 gender
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Asymptotic polygender: as the liberal agenda grows in power I approach an infinite number of genders
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>>730816861
Rillo
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pepesexual - you are only attracted to frogs, frog like people or people or animals with/wearing a frog head
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>>730817086
Tardgender: only attracted to retards
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>>730817132
Rolll
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Chronogender: You have transcended all physical and social genders, which are boring and for plebs, and now identify as being like time itself. It is offensive and highly triggering to refer to Chronogenders with any pronoun at all, or talk to them as if they were mere human beings. You must accomodate their wishes with the instant unquestioning of the lowest of anus-wiping eunuchs in the most powerful Sultan's greatest palace. Everything you thought you knew stops at Chronogender. It is the technological, social and cultural singularity which makes all other human achievement seem like mere footnotes.
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>>730817146
roll
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>>730817146
kek
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inter-dimensional sexual
only attracted to anime tiddies
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this-gender
It's defined as the gender that I am, but when people ask I'm not that one.
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Tripsexual - Attracted to patterns of three
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outdenger

A gender that's defined as not being included in any list of genders.
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>Monstergender

Only attracted to monstergirls
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>>730816363
no wonder she's a fucking feminist she borderline look like a women.... i'd bet 200$ she's into pussy, fuck i hate feminist.
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>>730816363

Squaregender

You identify as someone who is sexually attracted to beings that live in pineapples under the sea.
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>>730816363
dichogamy
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>>730817146
this
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KEK. This.
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>>730817235
This
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>>730816470
Underrated. Rolling for this
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>>730817319
sounds extremely annoying
>>730817341
paradox, i like it
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Trysexual - try anything
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>>730817146
rolling
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>>730816470
>>730816470
roool
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>>730816486
Pepper?
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>>730817331
So close
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Kangzgender - we wuz it.
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>>730817452
reroll
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>>730816470
roll lmao
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>>730816658
Kek
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Transbinary
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>>730817390

Rolling for squaregender
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>>730817341
rolll
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>>730816363
First part is hilarious.
Second part is actual retardation that wont help anything.
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Coonsexual. Only niggers.
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Transacrimonious
You can be angry or bitter
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Tyranasexual

Sexually attracted to T Rex
Anti Hand Job
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>>730817416
Fuck. Reroll
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Sui Generis Gendered: A gender that no one else can appropriate and is unique to any other gender
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Khangender: Through no fault of your own, you are one of the 1% of males alive today who are direct descendants of Genghis Khan. You feel the overwhelming urge to rape, everywhere you go. It is offensive and highly triggering to complain or say no to being raped by a Khangender; every bit as offensive as saying that gays shouldn't be allowed to be gay.
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>>730817550
again :3
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>>730816769
But that's actually true tho
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>>730817146
do frog masks count, or do they hav to wear a real frogs head
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Patchy helicopter
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Trumpsexual
Sexually attracted to good deals.
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>>730816363
Tinfoilale- I identify as a roll of tin foil.
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Weman: Half- male and half female
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>>730816470
Rerolling
Would be fantastic in group setting
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>>730817483
rerol
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>>730817708
roll
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>>730817690
yea masks count, moreso if theyre made of real heads
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>>730817725
how about attracted to crinkly and shiny things?
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>>730817811
There you go. Even better.
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>>730817146
kek, rolling for this
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>>730817640
this
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Banesexual
Only attracted to big guys who wear masks
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kimsexual (pic related)
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>>730816470
Thisss
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>>730817916
Roll
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>>730817815
Rolling for this
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>>730817708
trips
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>>730816470
But what if two of these people encounter? What would happen?
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>>730816769
This tho
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>>730817390

"I'm Squaregender, you need to respect that"
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>>730817708
quads
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>>730817916
Trips pls
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>>730817146
Roll
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>>730817992
>>730817916
Close...ill roll
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Webathender: People that can only go to the bathroom with someone of a different gender
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>>730817708
look at these two reoccuring numbers
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>>730818030
Lmao roll
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Lunafluid. Gender changes with the moon and tides
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5 https://youtu.be/LAo2z-baD-8
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>>730817916
Re roll
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Sinusexual

attracted to sine graphs
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>>730817929
This! Imagine people who identify as Kim and sexually want Kim, a dictator. .
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>>730817708
repeating digits
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rollgender
roll a 80 face dice the nuber decide your gender for the day.
roll 1 ur femal today, roll 2 ur male, roll 45 ur fucking mayogender
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cucksexual. It's where you are attracted to someone, but don't interact with them sexually. We'll say its a type of asexuality
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>>730816769
>s
rolling for this
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>>730817146
rolling for pepesexual
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It's GENDER names, nothe sexual preferences, if you put sexual after it that doesn't count nigger

Also: Grammer: Can only reproduce in a proper grammar environment
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>>730816363
Antiapropogenger

You identify as the gender opposite of whatever someone addresses you as. You are highly offended when someone addresses you as the wrong gender.
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>>730818097
roll
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>>730817146
roll
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>>730818097
this is the most believable one
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Taftsexual

wants to transition to Howard Taft
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>>730817929
kek
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>>730818097
roll
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Necrosexual
Only atracted to zombies or dead ppl
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>>730818248
not bad i guess
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>>730817560
>that wont help anything.

Unless it works and then the media gets a screen of this thread showing how 4chins made up a gender and transfools will champion anything just to be in the spotlight, thus undermining their agenda.
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>>730817974
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>>730818276
Roll
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>>730816363
gender fluid- fucking stupid.
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>>730816470
T r i p s
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>>730818279
notbadkin

attracted to people who perform just above average in life
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>>730818276
Re roll
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>>730818097
roll roll
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>>730818333
first
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>>730816470
Pls.
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>>730818333
TRIPS GET
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>>730818333
Winrar
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>>730818333
winrar..?
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>>730818333
WINRAR. OP DO IT
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>>730817146
roll
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>>730817235
Rolling for this
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>>730818333
Perfect winner
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>>730818333
YEEEEESSSSS
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>>730817974
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Pregender - The state one is in before they've fully identified their gender identity.

Degendered - One that has stripped away their gender identity

Postgender - A gender identity one reaches when they have recognized and fully understood all gender identities, and have thus moved beyond the concept of gender entirely.
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>>730816470
ok
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NonNewtonianfluid: Sometimes a solid, sometimes a liquid
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Andromedasexual
You are sexually attracted to fertile women, but not specifically all women. Only those with wide hips.
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FAGS STOP ROLLING SOMEBODY WON ALREADY
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New gender: death. Pretty self explanatory
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>>730818333
It would be more like someone who sexually identifies as being slightly better than you in that case
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>>730818097
THIS PLEASE.
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>>730818333
can we choose a better one?
lgbtchat.net
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>>730818097
OHH yes. This.
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>>730818333
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>>730818400
This
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>>730818097
cmon guys gotta be this one.
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Clausgender: To sexually identify/want to fuck as Santa Claus.
e.g. "Oh yes, you're a naughty little girl aren't you, let me slide right up inside your chimney and plant some creamy, warm presents right deep inside"
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Animgender

Sexually identify yourself as an anime character
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>>730816363
whats the deal with this bull dyke in the picture?
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Literally everything has already been invented, how dumb it might seem. Ever heard of dragonkin, whalekin, etc.
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Arachnosexual

Identifies as a spider.
Likes silk in the butt.
I dunno, make it work.
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>>730817146
thiss
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>>730816363
Aww when did Bubbles start his transition?
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>>730818406
reroll
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>>730817708
reroll
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>>730818736
again
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>>730817146
rolling
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>>730817053
>transandrodemishekelgendered
>Gender that profits from the use of all non binary genders

So a dirty jew...got it!
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>>730817974
It's like quantum entanglement. They both are some gender and the opposite of it until one can be determined what gender the person has. Then the genderwave function collapses and we get decisive results. Basic Genderstudy stuff.
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>>730816769
Pretty sure that actually "exists"
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>>730817341
Rollin for dis nigga
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>>730818924
Holy shit. Underrated
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>>730817146
Rolling
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>>730816470
Rolling
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>>730818860
reroll
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>>730816769
rollerino
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I'm here to waste trips
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>>730816363
NeoTransFurryism: It's where your "fursona" is the opposite gender of you but it secretly wishes it could change genders.
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RRolling for
>AutoGender

tell them its "aroused by all sex's"

Truth; You are automatically the gender you where born as
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>>730816470
Rull
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Homoautismo
You can only be attracted to autists
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>>730816470
Roll
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TransAlien
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>>730818699
underrated post
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>>730816470
roll
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>>730816470
Check em
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>>730818186
reroll
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>>730819182
what's the name of this Pokémon again?
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>>730819171
Rerolling.
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>>730816719
Rolling
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>>730819407
again
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Ostentatiousexual: Attracted to whatever the current centre of attention is purely driven by the individuals need to show off.
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>>730818333
winrar
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>>730816769
Rolling
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>>730817146
pepegender for people who identify as frogs, or frog-headed people
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>>730819171
ok one more time.
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>>730816363
wtf happened to bubbles?
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>>730816470
Rerolll
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>>730819888
Wasted
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>>730819182
Honestly I like the drawings. The gender stuff is retarted, but the symbols look cool imo
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>>730818333
Just make this work already
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>>730819596
this
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>>730820222
Winrar
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>>730816470
rolling for this shit
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>>730820222
>>730819596
winrar
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>>730818097
>>730818225
Agreed.
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are you faggots ever going to spam those gender support group pages or what?
do a believable one like lunafluid
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>>730820222
>>730819596
winrar
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>>730820730
Please
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>>730816470
This actually sounds like it could be a thing. Rolling.
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Non-Binary Auto-assimilation Omnisexuality: Sexual or emotional attraction towards any gender, having an emotional impulse to identify as that gender/genders.
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>>730819596
>>730820222
Trips get
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>>730820222
winrar
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>>730816363
Female.
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>>730820420
fuck liked the first one better
anyways, here's an idea I had while taking a shit:

Superposition-Gender, also known as Quantum-Queer. I don't have one gender or another, rather a wavefunktion of gender-probabilities.

There are two types of Quantum-Queer-People, collapsible and non-collapsible. Collapsible Quantum-Queers resolve their gender-funktion when asked about their gender and then stay this way until not being observed by the person asking again. Non-collapsible Quantum-Queers obviously stay uncertain.

Also if a collapsible QQ has sex with people they become collapsible superposition-genders, too and form an entangled gender-pair, as soon as the gender of one is certain the gender of the other one is the exact opposite.
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>>730818097
this one is believable

roll
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>>730817235
Amazing
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>>730820420
go away you stoner
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>>730816363
Beemale. Everytime they say "bee" in Bee Movie you spin the gender roulette wheel and become something else. That'll be popular on the youtube right?
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>>730818097
Roll
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>>730818282
unless this absurd condition with no chance of happening happens. Sure fag.
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>>730820993
>an idea I had while taking a shit
>Quantum-Queer
Man, you took a metaphysical shit there.

Rolling for this.
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>>730816363
Pepe: you get sexual pleasure through triggering snowflakes and getting keks
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>>730816470
Rollin for this
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>>730818097
roll
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>>730820993
As believable as all others.
I second
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The Senate -- Identifying as thousands heterosexual males
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>>730816363
Catharsosexual -> you get off by catharsic situations, the clarity after angst and suffering attracts you. This kind bullshit, a little more explained and some persuasion could pass and many fuckin special snowflakes would declare themselves like this.
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Highgender - The State of being above the normal restraints of sex and gender. An ascended being, whom identifies with all gender. Yet, is not constrained to any particular category.
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>>730816878
This would actually be believed.
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>>730818097
rolling
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niggagender
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>>730820993
fuck, reroll anyway, this will never work with pepegender
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>>730818458
Believable
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>>730816651
Text this is very feasible there's a lot of study showing some people hitting the world so that social interaction, is possible with the opposite sex or the same sex; Visa V beta.
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This thread is unnecessary, because of how ridiculous their official ones are.
The list includes: Swamp/Bog-gender, a gender in which you feel like a... well a swamp or bog, and, my favourite, Batgender, for when you have an especially strong sense of gender at night.
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>>730816616
>>730816720
>>730816845
>>730817331
>>730817372
>>730817390
>>730817599
ITT: Niggers and degenerates who can't tell the difference between gender and sexual orientation.
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>>730816470
Reroll, most believable
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Let's stop the hate! LGBTQP(for pedo) is the new acronym!
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>>730822534
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OP can you not be a faggot and link the video your image is from?
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>>730822534
>Implying any of this gender shit has any logic or system
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>>730816470
Roll
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>>730816363
Best is just to say you're a man in a man's body but you are actually mentally a lesbian.
Whenever someone says 'so you're just a cis man' flip out and get triggered to fuck and invoke pity and support.
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>>730816470

Rerollerini
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>>730816470
this has to be a thing
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>>730816470
reroll
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>>730816470
Quads
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>>730816861
This is a perfect 2nd to this so roll for ^
>>730816470
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>>730822816
quints
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>>730816482
re roll
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>>730816470
Rolling this
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>>730816470
roll
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>>730816470
Rollu
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>>730821653
Underrated post mhmm mhmmm if I do say so myself
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Quingendered

A mix of five genders. If they ask what genders call them unchecked priviliged bigots
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>>730816470
Roll
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>>730821653
>senate
>males
This is very upsetting to me.
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>>730816470
Roll
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>>730816470
This is happening
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>>730821826
lel this is actually kind of a "thing", just called genderfluid
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>>730816470
Gotta be
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>>730816470
Start posting pages to troll, people. I'm shit at this.
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