Does she want my dick? She hasn't talked to me in a month

>>730814451
Yeah you probably have a chance at gettin that puss b0ss
All you gotta do is not be a faggot

>>730814451
no, block her now before she wastes your time

idiot. she's literally offering to come out of her own volition to wherever you are. Just tell her to come over.

Ask her to send feet pics works everytime

She offered to drive to you your in dont robot out

>>730814451
>>730814590
She's gonna sleep with you to make herself feel better. You are gonna catch the feels and she is going to string you along while being wishy washy until she tears your feelings up and either gets back with her ex (most likely) or starts on a string of guys to feed her ego.

>>730814671
Sign me up!

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>>730814671
Post underrated

just don't get all attached, you're probably a rebound guy

or worse, she'll use you to make him jealous

>>730814451
Yes fuck her, like today. but don't catch feelings

>>730814798
Fuck, the worse part is that I like her, I've known her since like 6th grade. So just fuck her and hope for the best?

>>730814671
>a string of guys to feed her ego

i'm a professional icon zoomer, and after zooming in the icon i have estimated that the string of guys you mention will also feed her belly. she'll latch on to the more desperate one who provides chicken fried steak and taters.

>>730814671
This guy gets it OP. If you're just down to fuck and could give a shit less where she sleeps at night go for it.

>>730814936
Inb4 you catch hella feels and want to kill yourself later. Notworth/10. Still fuck her, Just don't be so concerned when it ends.

>>730814936
Nail her but don't get attached faggot. How hard is that? Are you retarded?

/thread

>>730814451
Yea she's looking for a rebound.
By all means fuck her, BUT do not get attached to her. Soon as you finish start making noises like you want her out.
That way SHE becomes the one playing catchup, and you'll probably get another free fuck in future, because she will now use your on/off attention as her validation.

>>730814936
No fuck her an expect nothing from it. Shes trying to rebound you. Fuck her today and then ignore her

>>730815131
>this anon gets it

>>730814998
Oh fuck, she has mentioned that she might not have somewhere to live if her parents don't take her back... >>730815120
I like her, so that's already gone to shit.>>730815133 I will definitely try that anon.

>>730814451
If a chick initiates communication, she wants to fuck. All you have to do is not sperg out and keep it chill, or whatever the fuck you faggot kids call it these days.

Girls only talk to guys if they want food, money or dick.

>>730814671

This will only happen if you put feels where they haven't been reciprocated. If you gonna fuck, fuck. But people got to have enough self-control to allow feelings in a relationship to develop mutually. When they don't, that's how people get hurt.

Just fuck and see where it goes from there. Live in the moment, my man.

>>730815227
This guy gets it

>>730815009
>>730815181
>>730815307
who the fuck are you just leave

>>730814671
And hes going to get a girl and then get back again with his tendies. Win/Win.

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I offered her food already so I gotta do that shit,here's a pic of her

If you are going to puss out on meeting up with her may as well at least try and get some pics of her tits.

>>730815505
i want to see those tits

>>730815291
Damn bro, I wish I'd had heard that like 4years ago.

>>730814998
this isn't funny, kill yourself

>>730815505

She may get fat.

>>730815592
You will get some autistic greentext tomorrow how he blew it.

>>730815555 I'll honor your quads and will definitely try and get some tits sometime

/b/ is not your personal blog you fucking asshole

>>730815291
Wisdom. Allthough you gotta agree that it is not easy for everyone to start with this. Habits can be difficult to overcome.

>>730814451
Well what's going on in the conversation?

>>730815623
She'll for sure blimp out.

>>730815698
This. Get tits faggot. You are weak. Bye.

>>730815644
thats the good part

>>730815363
This guy gets it

>>730814451
She's looking for rebound sex. Basically just trying to make herself feel better about the other guy leaving her, by having some guy be all over her. She'll probably end up back with him though, so don't get your feelings involved OP.

>>730815623
>She may get fat
>may
She's already fat are you blind

Send her a dick pic

>>730815291
truest fucking comment.

most likley OP you are going to be a rebound. She doesnt want to date, she wants to fuck dont be stupid and take it slow because she will go and fuck someone else, and not you. You need to flirt and start with the sexual jokes and shit. crack open a few beers and relax let it flow. Dont take it slow are you will not fuck, chances are you are only going to fuck her like 3 or 4 times and than she will start dating someone else. The reason she is texting and calling you is because she knows you and is comfortable with you and knows if she fucks you she wont feel like a slut as if she just randomly fucked someone else.

But like the other anon said, she wont have feelings for you this is just feel good sex for her a confidence boast nothing more. enjoy it.

hour by hour man thats all

>>730815505
Make her eat the whole bowl.

My Frend Tim gave me this girl Snap-Chat to post on here.

she likes him but he hates her, she fucking annoying!

revyrose

>>730815600

It is incredibly funny, eat a bag of dicks you little shit

>>730815711
She initiated the conversation , she talked about her job or someshit , talked of mine.i asked about a dog that she was trying to get rid off like 2months ago and then she said that weird shit, told her I was going to sleep cause I did just get off work at the time

>>730814899
>>730815009
>>730815072
>>730815120
>>730815131
>>730815133
>>730815291
>>730815376
>>730815705
You guys all act like you haven't caught the feels for a girl when you originally thought you would just bang her and move on. Cmon guys, we are all (mostly adults).. most of us have caught the feels for a girl

>>730814936

She is smoking>>730815505

>>730814451
she is depressed and wants to drive to you... of course you can get laid if you don't act like a beta fag

tell her she can come over, make some subtile compliments, try to get close to her, hug her etc. and you will get your penis wet tonight

>>730815900
She is indeed a slampig

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>>730815623
>may get fat
>may
>get

Elevated chortle

>>730814451
did I just read what I read?

You're actually asking if she want your dick?

Dude, she's literally offering the pussy, she wants to "hang out" and will drive wherever you are, you could even ask her to bring beer and she will...

just don't be a faggot or stupid and pound that pussy, get some asshole too if she's in to it.

now get tha fuck our of here and start pounding.

>>730815697

I'm glad my quads will be *honored* by "trying" to get "some tits" "sometime"...

>>730815918
>>730815291
Decent people are hard to come by, thank you kind anons even those I've not mentioned.
>>730815936
Ahahaha

>>730816026
yes, and that is why I gave my advice to not do the same so OP doesnt make the same mistake. i still kick my self in the ass whenever i think about it. I had two chances and I friendzoned myself.

ugh fuckkkkkk

example we were outside and shes like I am going to sleep in the bed with you i am like cool she said do you have a big t shirt I could wear I am like sure, she is on the last button on her shirt and says I forgot to wear a bra, and I am like ohh ill turn around. fuck i hate myself for that. She just wanted my reassurance and I fucking blew it. She was in her thong showing my that ass and I didnt make a fucking move.


So yes we all have done some stupid shit like that by catching feelings. So i share my advice to not make the same mistakes.

>>730814451
When she says she's can drive to you she means she's down to fuck immediately. If she asks you to come over she's still considering fucking you.

>>730815623

This guy gets it.

>>730815227
This mentality is why I've had to deny so many men that I just wanted to be friends with.

>femanon

>>730815851
This guy

>>730815505
Nice and chubby, odds are she learned how to suck dick real early, so as long as you don't care about getting your dick sucked by a whore; enjoy!

>>730815505
>I offered her food already
OMFG STOP THIS !!!

>>730817154
Don't feed her then?

>>730815936
This, OP. Or she cannot leave your home.

>>730814451
Don't contact her for two days and her attraction level will go up even higher and I guarantee you she'll be begging for your dick (this technique works 100% of the time). Patience man.

>>730816431
Lot's of shit generalisation in this thread but this is pretty true.

>>730817225
It's fine.

>>730817449
She's already begging for the dick. No reason to play games when she's being straightforward

>>730817449
Don't listen to this virgin. Just tell her to come over whenever. Just make sure its later than 7pm.

>>730817661
Seconded. You are all set up. Let it happen. Stay out of your own way. Don't be pushy but don't be shy. Trust that she wants to fuck you but be polite if she says no. Probably having some drinks on hand might make things easier but just a few to make it easier to do what you both want to do. The drinks aren't necessary.

>>730817661
She's coming over today at 6

>>730816947
Yeah but they didn't want to be friends with you they put you in the flirt zone. You don't always get it your way. They have no reason to be resentful that you turned them down though.

Good job op
And in the meantime try to get some nudes From her. And post them here.
She just split and just want to have some fun. It's the best time, she's fragile.

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>>730817934
I appreciate the advice good anon. Bless this kind soul kek.

>>730814451
She is prego and looking for someone to pay the bills.

>>730818240

Especially her fat hairy pussy. Need to see that shit.

>>730816343
Ouch, shit. I'm sorry for you /b/rother. That one's painful to read.

>>730818240
She's working rn , when she comes over tonight I'll sneak some

>>730818022
That's fine no worries

>>730818344
Hopefully that's not the case, going to buy some pineapples anyway.

>>730817225
But how will get her to come over then?

>>730819230
*he

Flirt with her while she's at work and get her to send you sneaky pics. Get her all hot and ready for tonight~

>>730818231
>no reason
Anon pls. Bruised ego, insecurity... They have reasons. It's not healthy behavior, but do you really think the majority DOES have healthy behavior?

>>730814671
this one, not trying to be a dick OP but this is how it usually goes