/b/ so my boss has this safe full of cash in the office and ive

timestamp that shit

>>730803166
for what dammit.

>>730803081
do not do anything...

>>730803081
Only niggers steal from work

Crank that shit and just leave it a huge mess, but don't take it

>>730803216
i know thats obviously the right thing to do.
but this dirty indian bastard has fucked me over so many times already.

>>730803280
why tho

>>730803081
Envelopes in the pooper!

>>730803081
>>730803081
guys i need to know how i can grab a few hundred bucks without getting caught

>>730803308
>Asks for advice
>Argues against advice
Just do what you want, idiot. "He who asks for advice knows the solution and wishes that he did not."

>>730803596
im asking for advice on how to get away with this, not on how to do the right thing tho.

i gotta go tho. im leaving everything the way it was for now.

will remake thread tomorrow night at around 1am central time usa

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>>730803081
Ahhh, I love a good old fashioned heist!

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>>730803719
Did you clean up any fingerprints?

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>>730804179
I bet he left his wallet behind.

>>730803081
>> Post the idea on 4chan...
Forget about it, to many cops here.

Fingerprints all over scene. OP seen leaving with wad of envelopes.

Enjoy prison faggot OP

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>>730804408
Op is seen on Liquor Store camera buying Cristal and $500 worth of scratchys. The camera picks him up actually opening several envelopes at the checkout counter.

Look for this story on Dreamin Demon in the near future.

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>>730803081
have fun in jail

>>730804636
>Dreamin Demon

Could have done without visiting that today/

>>730803081
Have fun gettin poked in the pokey, faggot OP. If this is a gas station, you are already caught. What Indian do you know would go not having a cam on his cashbox?

>>730805020

>Inb4 OP already got v@

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>>730803081
>>730803166
>>730803209
>>730803216
>>730803276
>>730803280
>>730803308
>>730803310
>>730803473
>>730803596
>>730803719
>>730804405
>>730804408
>>730804636
>>730804734

have fun in the pokey faggots.

>>730803308
>why tho

because prison sucks, and having a criminal record sucks.

>>730805132
fuck you

>>730803081
i bet you left fingerprints everywhere

>>730805132
Kys faggot, the thread is dead and all you're doing is spreading autism.

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>>730805264
Yep.
Hair/Fiber too, no doubt.
I bet op is a nigger.

>>730805401
sorry I ruined your amazing thread

>>730803081
>turned the crank

m8 that is not a safe its a dispenser

just write "FREE" on it with a big sharpie and the police can't do shit

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>>730805499
You didn't. Because you can't.
This is a Heist Thread.

>>730805132
Is it really summer already? Fuccck

>>730805718
Newfag detected.

>>730803081
Put it all back you idiot, your evidence is everywhere.

>>730805623
This

>>730803081
>when it looks like its made of plywood and belongs in a fuckin bus.
Just what kind of thread is this...?

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>>730805888
Tripps of Wisdom and Prudence.

Op is no Criminal Mastermind. Greed and Stupidity will get him killed.

Ok anons, if you stumbled upon the same situation, WWYD??

>>730803081
What kind of safe has a big hole in it? Makes no sense.

don't use gloves they will slow you down. Having an air tight alibi will make you look like you prepared this and will just end up incriminating you. God speed anon

>>730805132
Fag

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>>730806344
What about fingerprints?

>>730803081
why does a safe have a big hole in the side of it and a crank?

>>730806520

that sweet thing aint legal.

>gloves
>pick one envelope from pile
>guess which has most money
>remove contents.
>put back in safe

>can't get blamed for his fuckup putting empty into safe

>DO NOT REPEAT

>>730803308
>Indian
Fucking do it

>>730806584

so that money can be stolen from it. duh.

>>730803081
I'd immediately post pictures and ask advice on one of the top 100 most visited sites in the world which definitely isn't monitored at all by any kind of law enforcement.

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>>730806656
Brilliant!

Take if If the boss says anything say how could i steal from you when its all locked in the safe

>>730806830
I'd like to know the combination to her safe, ya know what I mean? Huh? wink wink, nudge nudge

Take it if the boss says anything say why would i steal from you when im clearly not a nigger

you're not a nigger are you?

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>>730807011
Then you must prove your Criminal Ability.