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Crusade recruitment thread. Join us to defend our king and country,

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Crusade recruitment thread. Join us to defend our king and country, and to seize the holy land from foul evil in the name of God.

Thy digits decideth thy rank.

Singles = Infantry
Doubles = Captain
Trips = Knight
Quads = King
Sexts = Pope

Singles 0 = Saracen filth; first crusader reply decides method of execution.
69 = Court Jester

Three trips and we ride to Mecca.

DEUS VULT
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King get
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>>730800775
rolling for 69
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>>730800775
rolling for king yo
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>>730801544
I'm fine with being captain..
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>>730801569
o shit im court jester
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>>730800775
let's do this!
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for christ
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Obey your king
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Rolling for God
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Role.
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---CRUSADE COUNT---
Infantry: 0
Captain: 1
Knight: 0
King: 0
Popo: 0

Executions: 0
Court Jesters: 1
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>>730801650
>>730801690
>Gary 4:20; You will know the Saracen by its fruit.
Human Centipede.
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>>730800775
rol
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>>730801650
>>730801690
>>730801740
waiting death sentence from knight
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>>730800775
Deus Vult!
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Lets see what we get
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Rolly
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Deus Vult!
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>>730801855
welcome to infantry
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Rolling for motherland
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>>730801740

Death by old age
saracens come in at night to rescue, and he ends up renouncing his faith and moves to korea
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Bloody War Turtle reporting
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ZULUL
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>>730800000
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Proud Aryan reporting for booty... err... i mean duty
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>>730800775
respect me peasants
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>>730800775
Knight incoming
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Our pope will arrive eventually.
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---CRUSADE COUNT---
Infantry: 3
Captain: 1
Knight: 0
King: 0
Popo: 0

Executions: 0
Court Jesters: 1
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>>730802269
lol court jester!
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>>730800775
GOD WILLS IT
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---CRUSADE COUNT---
Infantry: 4
Captain: 1
Knight: 0
King: 0
Popo: 0

Executions: 0
Court Jesters: 2
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Deus Vult. Praise Kek
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DEUS VULT!!
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>>730800775
knight here

fuck this thread
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Rolling...
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Rolll
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DEUS VULT!
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roll away the filth
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To the holy land
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Infantry get. I was never any good at giving orders.
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Vult
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Roll + reminder that Mega Bloks was going to release Templar sets.
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>>730802622
Orders captain!
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>>730802625
Also this one.
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Let me be pope pepe
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Deus Vult!
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>>730802840
reroll
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to the holy land!
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For country! For kingdom! I SHALL ROLL!!!
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Ozyabby123
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>>730802850
Fuuuuuuuuck
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I am the pope you will obey me
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>>730800775
fucc those thicc saracen wives
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Allah lo vult
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Chippaaa
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Deus vult filthy hethens
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Getting my divine judgement.
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Deus vult
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Shadilay brothers!
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>>730800775
Israeli jew here to resist you.
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Raul
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>>730801980
Dank u
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---CRUSADE COUNT---
Infantry: 8
Captain: 1
Knight: 0
King: 0
Popo: 0

To be executed: 10
Executions: 0
Court Jesters: 2
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---CRUSADE COUNT---
Infantry: 56
Captain: 9
Knight: 0
King: 0
Popo: 0

To be executed: 10
Executions: 0
Court Jesters: 2
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>>730802269
Roll

Attention faggots, your king has arrived!
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>>730802269
Roll

Attention faggots, your king has arrived!!!!
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>>730803992
>>730804011
Whelp, I tried my best to usurp the throne.
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im out unless i become knight
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>>730803992
>>730804011
Efic pail
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serve me and I will treat you well
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can someone please keep track of the crusade count?
theres no point in doing this unless we know how big the expedition gets
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---CRUSADE COUNT---
Infantry: 61
Captain: 10
Knight: 0
King: 0
Popo: 0

To be executed: 11
Executions: 0
Court Jesters: 2
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>>
check
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>>730800775
jester get
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Bow to your king!
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>>730800775
Roll
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----------------------------------------------------------------------CRUSADE COUNT------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Infantry: 56
Captain: 9
Knight: 0
King: 0
Popo: 0

To be executed: 10
Executions: 0
Court Jesters: 2
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Rolling for his Holiness in order to vanquish the Muslim horde from our once pristine and peaceful lands.

DUES VULT!
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>>730800775
I just want to liberate all Muslims.

An by "liberate" I mean "kill".
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>>730804330
death by POONTAH
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>>730800775
Deus Vult!
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Roll for capt
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Meh
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DEUS VULT
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>>730800775
Hahahaha, rollin
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Greetings, fags.
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>>730800775
POPE GET
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----------------------------------------------------------------------CRUSADE COUNT------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Infantry: 70
Captain: 10
Knight: 0
King: 0
Popo: 0

To be executed: 11
Executions: 0
Court Jesters: 2
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I am king!
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Deus vult
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>>730800775
i will enjoy my time as king
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>>730804484
damn i got cucked
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Minge
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>>730800775
Gettin all that muslim ass
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>>730800775
For king and country
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>>730804293
Cap maybe
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>>730800775
Harem Get
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Charge !
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>>730800775
14/88
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----------------------------------------------------------------------CRUSADE COUNT------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Infantry: 78
Captain: 12
Knight: 0
King: 0
Popo: 0

To be executed: 10
Executions: 0
Court Jesters: 2
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>>730804511
Captian Edgelord, at your service.
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Doll
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>>730804581
Lets execute the record taker, I got executed by Puntang over 5 minutes ago.
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DEUS VULT
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Bow in front of your KING, plebs!
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Let me join the crusade! heheh
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I'll ride you to Mecca!
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My name is Masterchief Billy Sunday. And I am GOD!
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My name is Popperinus Drakus. Knight of the Holy LAND
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someone needs to be pope and it might as well be me
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Nah Nah JIHADI
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guyz can I join?
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God wills it
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>>730800775
Our Holy Land is Norway.
Rolling for Odin!
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>>730800775
rollo
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>>730800775
Captain get
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>>730800775
DEUS EX!
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New trained infantry reporting in
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DEUS VULT DEUS VULT DEUS VULT DEUS VULT DEUS VULT DEUS VULT DEUS VULT DEUS VULT DEUS VULT DEUS VULT DEUS VULT DEUS VULT DEUS VULT DEUS VULT DEUS VULT DEUS VULT DEUS VULT DEUS VULT DEUS VULT DEUS VULT DEUS VULT DEUS VULT DEUS VULT DEUS VULT DEUS VULT DEUS VULT DEUS VULT V
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A valiant knight here to serve the holy land
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Rolling for power
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>>730800775
Deus Vult!
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>>730800775
Rollin
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we die in the field of battle for Christos
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Onward!
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let's roll
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>>730805010
oh shit
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>>730805111
Hello my king
>>
Roll
...What the fuck is this, the pauper's crusade?
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>>730800775
AVE MARIA
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to arms

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xaRNvJLKP1E
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>>730800775
So what the fuck is quints?

Emperor?
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>>730800775
Yeah yeah, Deus Vult n'shiet.
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>>730805111
at your command
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our forces are growing
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Knight roll
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>>730805010
Hang him in the square and put his head on a pike to ward off future invaders.
And may /d/ have sex with the rest of his body.
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We go.
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rollin for pope
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>>730800775
Onward, then! To Jerusalem, to remove the blasphemous "dome of the rock!"
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>>730800775
Daily reminder that (((Christianity))) is not a legitimate religion of our people.
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Reporting, let's do this fags
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>>730800775
Deus Vult
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>>730805448
KILL THE MUSLIM SCUM
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>>730800775
Rolling for the lord
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I pledge my life to the holy cause
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>>730800775
For yeezus
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Rollerino
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>>730805545
Slaughtering them grants you entrance to VALHALLA. Forget the Abrahamic bullshit.
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>>730800775
Praise the lord
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For lord and land
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>>730805588
I got double dubs...Super captain?
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>>730805448
Exactly, fuck this middle eastern Abrahamic god Gayhova.
WE SHOULD NOT SERVE THE SAME GOD!
WE MUST UNITE AND FIGHT UNDER OUR TRUE RELIGION.
wE MUST UNITE UNDER ODIN LIKE WE USED TO DO!
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Rolling for infantry
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Anything as long as I get to reclaim the holy land and kill mudslimes
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>>730805666
Them digits...It's the black Knight.
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Let's do this
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Peasants
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deus vult brothers
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For endor!
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>>730800775
Let's do this
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>>730800775
Okay let's do this guys!
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>>730805666
>>
We will reclaim the holy land
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>>730800775
DEUS VULT!!!
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>>730800775
I'm in
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>>730800775
here we go!
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>>730800775
Fuck you Mahound, I'm comin'
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>>730806000
hell yeah!
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>>730800775
purge niggers
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Ave Maria!
>>
>>730800775
I think we need an update OP
>>
Let's do this, mes amis.
>>
>>730800775
Giveth me my commission.
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>>730806279
I think OP has been overwhelmed by the support from the holy land.
>>
fear me
>>
Nope
>>
LONG LIVE THE POPE
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>>730806669
COURT JESTER HELL YEAH
>>
Deus vult!
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>>730800775
ok fgfgfgfgfgfg
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>>730806747
Re vult
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>>730800775
Deus definitely Vult. And He Vult hard.
>>
>>730800775
H O L Y L A N D
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>>730800775

My body is ready my king! Your captain stands ready!
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Rolling
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All hail the new pope.
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>>730800775
my body is ready
>>
Make the holy roman empire great again
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>>730806954
Re for trips
>>
deus vuly
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>>730806990
rip
>>
Roll

Let's go kill some sand niggers
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Hello. Can I have saracen bitches slaves? I will convert them to the true faith with my holy thingy
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>>730800775
let's fuck that muslins
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>>730806000
>>730805666
>>730805111
M E C C A
E
C
C
A

TIME TO FUCK SHIT UP

DESTINATION: THE BORG CUBE
>>
I'd like to recruit.
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>>730807688
hello capt
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>>730807607
WAITING FOR A CAPTAIN TO CHOOSE THE POINT OF ENTRY
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>>730801951
You mean Captain?
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>>730807688
Capt choose the point of entry of gods sake.
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>>730804581
Burn them!
>>
Deus vult!
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>>730807873
what app is this?
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>>730808015
Mimi
Its kind of trash but it works.
Its also only on the play store
>>
Infantry for life!
>>
im not part of your crusade faggots
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I WANNA BE THE POPE
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>>730808175
Well you posted, ya dingus, so it looks like you have no choice.
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>>730808182
Don't we all.
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Kill the filthy Saracen!
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>>730800775
... And my axe!
>>
DEUS VULT
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>>730808149
anything for ios ?
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Rollin in bois
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Pope get
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IN THE NAME OF GOD WE GO TO HEAVEN
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Check 'em.
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DEUS VULT!
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>>730808779
Yes, we need more propaganda!
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>>730800775
Deus Vult
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>>730808563
I only have Samsung so idk, ask I know is mimi isn't on it
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>>730800775
ah
rolling for glory of jeureslam?
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>>730808960
Execution by being drawn and quartered for this filthy saracen
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>>730808779
Wait, wait, wait... how can DEUS VULT be illegal if a king can make the laws?
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Let's see here... What role will God assign me today?
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>>730809533
Welcome to the ranks, cap'n, ye're surely blessed.
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>>730807764
Surprise attack from the north get.
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>>730800775
Rollz for Allah
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To Jerusalem Brothers
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wop
>>
ass
>>
Go go gadget Roll
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>>730809612
Reroll for north entry point.
>>
this thread is dead , just like god.
>>
Rolling to be a man among men
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>>730809612
NORTH
>>
Rawling
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>>730809612
This ffs!
>>
ROLLERINO
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rolll
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>>730809112
I dont care how they die as long as their dead
>>
Onward to victory!
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>>730809612
If this roll fails, I don't even want to deus vult anymore.
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>>730809881
Sure, Nietzsche
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>>730800775
PRIMA VICTORIA!!!
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>>730810102
Brings a tear to my eye
>>
by the pope
>>
Role
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>>730810379
nice play
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>>730800775
the fault knight arises
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>>730800775
DEUS VULT
>>
Egg and bacon role
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>>730800775
Onwards!
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>>730810081
sup captain
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>>730800775
>>
>>730807764
DUBS CHOOSE ENTRY POINT

LETS MAKE THIS HAPPEN
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As long as you dont fuck constantinople you fucking piece of shit
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AMERICA CHECKING IN WHOOOOOO

ALL OF THE WORLD'S DIGITS ARE MINE
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>>730810788
My dubs.

I choose this: >>730809612
>>
Family member deployed tithe middle east last night
God speed to the people really doing it
>DEUS VULT
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moab
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>>730810814
They started.
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>>730807607
ENTRY POINT IS CHOSEN. WE ENTER FROM THE NORTH

WE SNEAK IN AND MASSACRE THE CIVILIANS BEFORE THE GUARDS ARRIVE, AND WE SMASH THE CUBE

LETS GO

DUBS GETS A KILL
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>>730811016
Wait wait wait. We already started? Fuck, I gotta pack for the trip.
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>>730811136
TRIPS SMASHES THE CUBE
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>>730800775
Deus vult, infidel
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>>730811136
Smash that cube!
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>>730811180
What cube? There is a giant floating cube now?!?
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>>730811377
The borg cube that controls the muslims you idiot!
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>>730811377
This cube: >>730807607
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>>730811455
Did we just double kill the cube?
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>>730811531
Nah, only trips kills the cube. Dubs kills a saracen.
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>>730811518
Look at the size of that thing!
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>>730811576
Then we must run again! The cube must be ded!
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>>730811930
I think you just grazed it. We need a straight shot to go in.
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>>730811887
>>730811889
Fuck, so close.
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