ITT: You have 10 seconds to explain why your crush should

>>730797498
>crush
what are you? 12?

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tfw honestly couldnt think of anything

>>730797739
Bannu

>>730798169
What about"I can use the tfw properly"

>>730797498
Because she admit that she had feelings for me and just think I'm not socially acceptable

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Why not?

>>730797659
yeah - /b/ is basically a bunch of 12-13 year old faggots now.

>>730798426
Why? Are you a freak?

Otherwise i kidnap her and keep her in a pit

>>730798557
I've been in a mental hospital during some month...

Because I love him. I will cook and clean for him, be loyal and give him crazy sex.

We can play the vidya, watch anime and movies.

I will make him happy if he lets me.

>>730797498
Because I'd eat that ass like today is my last day.

>>730797498
We're married

Because I'm her boyfriend

if she did I would lose all respect for her

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>>730797498
Blackmail

she shouldn't
i'm way too boring for anyone want to be with me

>>730797498
im a nice guy

>>730797498
I'll kill her if she doesn't. It's going to end in rape no matter what.

>>730798896
This guy gets it

MUH DICK

>>730797498
I just might pay for the date.

Because I was her crush and I make 82k a year which will only go up.

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>>730797498

I don't have a crush m8. Been too cynical for too long for that

>>730797498
Does my ex count as my crush?

i havent met people in awhile so i kind of don't have one.

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I don't have a crush

I went on a date with the last girl I fancied a few months ago and we both realised how autistic the other was so we didn't have a second date

>>730797498
What sort of degenerate dress is this?

>>730797498
She shouldn't.

I'm depressed and broken, she deserves better.
I can barely keep a conversation with her so what's even the point of trying anymore

I'm too beta

>>730797498
Cause i got style, know how to speak and i'm fun.

>>730801843
I hate you

>>730802246
You're free to think like that, be happy about it

Because im a fun night thats why

>>730802870
Awkward personification of a night you are, Jedi young

>>730803803
kek

>>730798637
Are You fat ?

>>730797498
Pity

>>730797498
Because I honestly loved her and I would have given her the world.

>>730797498
Well OP since she is marrying me I hope that is enough reason. Also 5 years of dating should mean something right?

>>730797498

She doesn't deserve me...

I was the only person you've met that didnt want to knock you out with drugs to get in your butthole

wait fuck, i did that too. oh well, gimme yer booty

>>730797498
what the fuck is a crush

>>730797498
She shouldn't.
It's illegal for loli to date pedos.

Because she's my girlfriend

>>730797498
Because she also likes me.

>>730804639
That actually not true

>>730797498
She shouldn't, I'm a loser piece of shit and she most likely will never know I exist... But I got an 8 inch dick so its whatever

>>730804416
Obviously

"Does this here smell like chloroforme?"

>>730797498
im lonely and desperate so they can hit me all they want and i most likely wont call the cops
(´ ; ω ;`)

>>730797498
She 18? More?

I'm funny and I make a lot of money.

>>730797498
I will give her money

>>730805030
It's like having a gold Rolex watch but living in an alternate universe where time doesn't exist.

It's like having a Ferrari in the 1700s when there were no roads.

It's like having a giant mansion with a swimming pool and no one to share it with.

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>>730805276
really guys i'm really desperate so if there're any guys willing to go on a date with an ugly fat gurl plz let me know. im so lonely (´ ; ω ;`)

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>>730797659
You'd have a better chance of closing your eyes, throwing a hand-grenade and hitting a 12 year old on /b/ (or a tard with the mentality of one), if we were all in the same room, than you would throwing it up in the air and having it hit you when it lands.

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>>730805940
no guy is willing to date an ugly fat chick no matter how autistic they are

you literally have 1 job as a woman to look acceptable and you still fucked it up

Because I have one extra dimension

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>>730805940
Black guys are your best bet, or you could consider going lesbo.

>>730797498
please

fucking top kek m8.

Me trying to talk to girls for the first time" "Uhhhhhhh, hey, um, want to have dinner with me?" *awkward smile*

Oh no no no wait I got it, "Uhhhhhm, your hot!" *smiles sincerely*

I'm a fucking basket case mang. No hope for me.

That being said, I'm more mature than most guys my age. I'm not an asshole, don't play games. But I'm pretty boring, I'm a dud. And I'm fucking weird. I can be goofy and funny, but I'm weird.

>>730797498
I dont even have a crush, im that lonely that i cant even be with someone in my imagination.

>>730797498
cus i'll beat dat ass if she dont

>>730800283
shouldn't autisms work well together?

>>730797498
because i'm awesome