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Name my fish /b/. Here's a past list of names of all my

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Name my fish /b/. Here's a past list of names of all my betta fish.

-Noir
-Chuck Norris
-Bruce Lee
-Ru Paul Drag Fish
-Fuego the Bong Lord

Trips are automatic win
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Ralph.
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Fish
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>>730784434
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Sharkbait
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>>730784434
Close enough.

Just name it Fish.
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Semen-crusted Mushroom
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Milk
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Vacuum fan 2000
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Somalian four course meal
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>fuego the bong lord
name him aubrey after drake
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>>730784651
I'm laughing so hard right now, I may consider it because of how absurd it is
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noel eats his own cum
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>>730784268
Feyd-Rautha


I once got an Anons Monitor Lizard named Baron Vladimir Harkonnen.
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>>730784434
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Knee Grow
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throat sucker
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>>730784651
roll for this
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>>730784789
yeah nigga
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pickaninny jim
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>>730784268
Takeshi-Chan
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roll for anus
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noel eats his own cum.
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Name him Metal
It's a Somali word
Google translate should help
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Kurt
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>>730784790
Do it OP
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seinfeld
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Hugh janus
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>>730784268
Groglug - destroyer of shrimp and rapist of goldfish.
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>>730785096
After the actor/director? I admire your knowledge of Japanese film if accurate.
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andy sixx
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>>730784268
Otachi
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>>730784268
Fishy mcfishface
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>>730785342
Rolling for this.
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>>730785380
And one time video game developer
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steven spielburg
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It's a Beta Fish so name it Bernie Sanders the biggest political beta in history
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dylan klebold
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Bill Nye the Beta Guy
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>>730785342
>>730785489
same
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>>730784869
Rolling for this.
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>>730785667
fuck
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>>730785667
So close, rolling again
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>>730785413
Gtfo faggot
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hitler
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>>730785342
Rolling
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>>730785380
Yes, after the director
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>>730785342
groglug shall prevail
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>>730785342
Rolling! All hail Groglug!
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Jeff Goldblum
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>>730785911
Does this count?
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>>730785342
I really like this. If no one in this thread gets trips I'm going with this.

He shall be the warlord fish and shall have many lady wench fish to build a brood with.
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Anne Frank
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>>730786067
It is known. Groglug the Warlord- destroyer of fish and rapist of goldfish.
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b0ss
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George Ryan Ross III
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My leg!!
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the poontang destroyer
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Cuck the Beta Fish
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>>730786432
Only if I say it like the spongebob fish every time
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>>730785342
Rolling for the warlord again
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>>730784268
why you go through so many past fish?
are you totally inept and end up killing them?

Or are you putting them together and having highlander battles to the death?

name it "John Wayne Gacy"
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>>730786524
exactly wht i meant

(If this is trips than "Bubble bass")
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>>730784268
lucifer
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fishstick
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>>730785618
This or R9K.
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Frills
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>>730784268
murloc
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Theodor W. Adorno
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Michael bay
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>>730786626
Rolling
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Dramamine
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Eva Braun
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kodak black
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kelpy g
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g r o g l u g
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>>730786986
Original comment
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tyrone
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>>730784268
Pencil Shaving
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>>730784268
I don't understand why you haven't named it /b/ yet and seen how long it lives.
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Josef Stalin
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nigger
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this is how you eat a big mac nigga
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Mike Wazowski
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omega fish
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Kenny G
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Wilfred Brimley
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Horkheimer
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give it a filter and adequate swimming space poorfag
its gonna die real quick
>op is a fag
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>>730784268
First one was named nona
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Ernesto
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Sandwich
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auschwitz
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>>730786656
I'm 25 and have had fish since I was 9. So about one every 4 years. I'm usually unlucky, and they die in weird ways that I never have anything to do with. A couple were old and sickly to begin with because I felt bad for them so I gave them the best life possible.

Noir I got when I was nine and I had him for 2 years. He froze to death because my mom left the window open one winter while we were gone.
Chuck Norris came 2 years later and lived for 5 years. He would have lived more, but he died because my cat knocked his tank onto the floor while I was at school.
Bruce Lee I got almost a week later because a friend of mine gave him too me because she was moving and couldn't take him with her. He was already really old and only lived a couple months.
Ru Paul came way later when I was 19 and in college. He followed me for 4 years until my post college roommate killed him by forgetting to cover the tank when she flea bombed my room during a particularly bad flea summer.
Fuego I got a month later because I found him swimming in his filth in a shitty pet shop. I tried to give him a good life but I only got a year because he was really sick and the medicine I was giving him just wasn't working.

This one seems healthy and young enough. I have a 10 gallon tank that I decked out with plants and pottery, so he lives there with a sucker fish named Hoover and a rabbit snail named Stanley Yelnats.
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fucknut
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Fuck Ickes
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Adolf HItler
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blue demon
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Jarred from subway
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>>730787651
He lives in a 10 gal tank with dual carbon filters and eats premium freeze dried brine shrimp. He's k.
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water nigger
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>>730784268
Op
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>>730787922
You have some pretty top tier names. I'm gonna go ahead and suggest naming this one El Ladron Verde
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Ricardo
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Opey
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Adolf Hitler's lost testicle
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Mama luigi
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Joe Goebbels
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Wendy's Medium Chocolate Semen Frosty
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>>730788444
winrar
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>>730787922
Christ dude, I can picture a guy just strolling past fish tanks in a store and all the fish just instinctively dart away, with light thumps and thuds from fish hitting the walls of their tanks.
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>>730788444
checkem
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>>730788282
Thanks, I try. I mean there's no point of going through the process of an entire aquarium set up just to have some bland ass names.
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>>730788444
OH MY GOD

That's hilarious, I don't even care. I'll compromise and name him Mama Groglug - Tamer of Dinosaurs and Raper of Goldfish
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>>730788444
winrar checkem
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88888

Name it Beta because that's what you are

>>730788444
I'm about to cuck you and pull this off
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>>730788811
> mama gorglug
I win it's name is mama luigi
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>>730788558
Lol basically. Thankfully I have better luck with the cats than I do fish. Old Lady Babushka is going on 15 and Shock is already 7.
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>>730788878
fuck i tried hahaha
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>>730788936
Mama Luigi the Goldfish Rapist
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Anal fissure
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>>730789156
>just mama luigi
op you have to deliver fully
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>>730789232
I like the absurdly long title considering the biggest animal in the house has the shortest name. I want the smallest to have the longest.
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>>730789419
>i was the winrar.
>op needs to deliver
>say hello to mama luigi
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>>730787922
Nice story bro.
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>>730789534
I paid for the damn fish faggot now gtfo my thread or else my fish will rape you
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>>730789615
lol op is a faggot
>op didnt deliver
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aesthics
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>>730789615
>>730789698
Hes right you know. Deliver, OP.
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>>730787922
Can we see a pic of the tank? I'm actually curious because I'm starting to become interested in getting fish again. I used to own tropical fish but I started with betta fish and I always had them. The first couple I had died within a matter of months, however I made most of them live for 4-6 years.
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mama luigi the goldfish rapist and his gay fish daddy
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>>730788444
Mama luigi. What a a name.
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>>730790092
Yes, absolutely. Hang on.
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Little Turd Burgler
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>>730790337
Sweet. It's been a while and I don't know what's rekindled it but I really feel like going back and at least owning the fighting fish again, before I get a tank and get back to tropical fish.
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Call it Cunt Rash
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>>730790204
calling it now fish gets cancer and dies
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>>730784268
Tutle
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How about cuddles?
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>>730790775
So it's pretty basic. 3 animals, 3 plants, 10 gallons. Dual carbon filters, and the thing in the back is a small heat source in case it gets too cold to sustain fish metabolism.
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Call it Phish
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>>730790998
I used pink and blue because there's lighting underneath and I like vaporwave. It's much prettier when the bulbs work.
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>>730790998
Yeah that should be healthy for it. Another trick I had was just feeding it a varied diet.
I used to own goldfish, guppies, sword tails, silver sharks, neon tetras and as always, bettas.
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poisson
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>>730790998
Forgot I also had a lot of snails. And a couple of platys at one point.
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>>730791194
I've had much bigger projects that I can't travel, and this is a good start. I think my next goal is to add some more leafy foliage and some fertilizer so I can actually have a self sustaining ecosystem and not have to worry about the oxygen levels dropping, and it adds vegetation to the diet.
This betta is p aggressive. He puffed up and circled the loach in there almost immediately. I think it would benefit the tank to have more hiding space to navigate.
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