Waifu claiming thread
previous: >>730761550
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
https://youtu.be/8jAYH_pMlqw
>>730769651
I used to play metal, more post hardcore kind of music, and im strapped in when I fly. Flying agressivly is so much fun, to be honest theres trust between pilots and myself in the back so when I say cut it out they actually listen to me. I went back to music in my own way, I am starting to record music in my room.
>>730769700
It happens I will forgive you for now.
>>730769703
Yup that same Hitaki Senjougahara!
>>730770061
Agreed.
>>730770209
https://open.spotify.com/album/5fFPBn5jwIJOUPpRykOznH
All is right with the world.
>>730769274
Hello.
>>730769285
Hi Shinobu. How are you?
Post lewd.
>>730769578
Hiya. I'm pretty good. How about you?
>>730769651
Hello Kanna. Yeah it was pretty ok. How about yours, cutie?
>>730769703
I'vecometotalkwithyouagain
>>730770061
Hello beautiful. How are you?
>
Hello everyone
>juvia claimed
>>730770142 tomo
I've given you plenty of lewds and even cut you a deal.
And here i was thinking we were friends
>>730770313
He'll crack eventually. We must persist
>>730770498
Don't complement me.
I'm pretty good. You?
>
>>730769814
>>730770209
Hey Sayaya! Are you leaving or is the image just for the wave?
Thanks c:
>>730769931
Yes,
À l'ombre du bal
In the shadow of the ball
It really does feel much shorter in French..
I never thought about this comparison before
Also, thanks for the kind words, Anon-kun.
>>730770498
huehuehue
Claiming best girl.
>>730769703
At least you're back
Any plans for this weekend?
>>730770313
Thank you cutie. >>730770629
I thought you liked to make them rare? Besides don't have any on my phone.
>>730770703
what a weird language
thanks for the nice dooble I have to sleep now
hope to see you more often
>>730769700
Greetings
>>730770498
How do you do?
>>730770498
im good, waiting on tomo so we can play hots, nope still no lewds
>there might be 1 in the last thread tho if you can catch it
>>730770703
It's just for the wave.
>>730771155
checked
>>730770629
Sorry cutie.
Good to hear. I'm alright, a bit tired though.
>>730770703
Hehe. How are you?
>>730771011
Pretty good. How about yourself?
>>730771033
> Dubs
That's cool, tell him to hurry his ass up.
Worth a shot~
> I did in fact
>>730771286
:o
Trip dubs!
>>730771333
Fairly average, just got home from work.
>>730771011
How are you doing tonight? >>730771033
In my shower. Sorry it's so nice in here and my nose isn't stuffed thanks to the steam
>>730770800
Not really.
Not much.
Nothing actually. kindafeelsbad
>>730770977
Goodnight Anon-kun!
>>730771155
Je vois je vois!
>>730771333
bored!
>>730769898
W-well, you know... like pretending the curtain is like a window with an audience behind it and showing off. Washing yourself really slowly, bending over slowly and doing poses for the people behind the window... Making sure you rub every spot clean and leaving no soap behind! Playing with your chest and leaning over to give the audience a quick view before turning away and keeping they interested~ What, you've never done that before? It's kinda hard in small shower but you can still manage!
That's what I heard! Friend told me that it was a really fun, almost hilarious story in some parts but it was really good before konami started to mess with it. He said the game was sorta unfinished though.
>>730770061
<3 Thank you miss Juvia! Thank you for letting me be your pet!
<3 <3 Y-you're the best! The head rubs are so gooood~! Ah thankyou!!
Nonsense! You deserve all the praise in the world! And sometimes it doesn't take much to have a big impact, you know?
That's okay miss Juvia, I understand! Tomorrow is okay for me!
>>730770313
Oh, that's pretty cool! I don't listen to a lot of music myself but my friends are always playing something, so I hear a lot of different types!
But what about the person on the machine gun? Are they strapped in by the legs or something or do you just not fly really aggressively when someone is using it? That's really cool that the pilots trust you so much! But that's also a lot of responsibility! Please be careful not to get hurt, okay?
Glad to hear you went back! I hope you can spend a lot of time on it and you come out with some killer songs!
>>730770498
Glad to hear that it when okay at least!
Mine was good, I woke up at 5pm so all I've really done is play a bit of dark souls 3 and talk to everyone here, but that's a good day for me!
What are you gonna do now that you're home?
>>730771471
I'm fine, home from work and cooking dinner.
Yourself?
>>730771558
That feel when you've taken so long to type the other thread is dead.
aaaaaaa
>>730771437
That's good. Any plans for the night?
>>730771548
> Fluffy tail
That's no good! Maybe play a game?
>>730771558
That sounds like a nice day. What time is it for you now?
Probably just chat on here and listen to music, maybe play a game.
>>730771471
Showering and on here im impressed.
>>730771558
We wear a shoulder harness, it retracts and extends as we need to lean out haha. It is alot of fun. This is my favorite picture taken of me from one of my pilots.
Anywho im going to bed good night everyone.
>Hitagi
>>730772023
Going to eat and play overwatch
You?
>>730770831
Well i want tomo lewds so I'll pay in lewds.
Even a panty shot would be nice.
>>730771333
>trips
S-stop!
At least you're not late today.
>>730771558
I should thank you for being my pet. You're such a joy to have around.
No please. You deserve all the praise. Not me.
Yes tomorrow. As long as hanako isn't around then i will tell you.
>>730771548
Sorry to hear that.
Cute gif
>>730771558
I've never done that before but would very much enjoy watching you do that. Consider it a live audience performance. You will probably have fun with it. The gameplay is solid and that's what's really important. >>730771582
Just got out of the shower and was going to do the heroes of the storm thing with Shinobu. >>730772099
It's a talent and night. >>730772167
Maybe when I sit back down I'll give you something
Claim
>>730771548
>that tail
>
>>730772477
For the genji skin?
>>730772133
Sounds nice. Probably listen to music and might play something in a bit.
>>730772167
B-but why?
>
Well i can't keep you waiting every night you know~
>>730772835
I already got the genji one. There is a DVA one for grabs if you do this first week tho.
>>730773035
What kind of music do you listen to?
>>730773171
Greetings purple fast elf
>>730773210
Damn I DO have to do the first week? That sucks
>>730773248
MY INTERNET IS BACK
>>730773363
Welcome back then
Gonna go for about an hour but I'll be back I think!
>>730772023
Right now it's just hitting 10 as I type this!
That sounds like a good night! Do you have a specific music for here or just like a playlist that you listen too? Also sorry for 20 questions, but what games do you play?
>>730772099
I'm freaking stupid, sorry! That's cool that you have fun with your job! And you look really cool in that picture!
Goodnight and sleep tight Hitagi!
>>730772167
You're too nice miss Juvia, I swear! But thank you, I'm glad I can make you happy! <3
As if! You're super amazing!
That sounds good miss Juvia! Thank you!
>>730772477
Wait, really? What do you do in the shower then?
I... I doubt I'd ever have the nerve to go through with that! I'd be way too scared and I'd probably just mess it all up...
I'm hoping I do! I like a lot of games similar to it so I'll excited to finally get to play it! Glad to hear the gameplay is good, I agree that's one of the most important things!
Good luck with Heroes of the Storm by the way!
>>730773363
Yay! Welcome back Yukki! I had that happen to me a few days ago and it sucked so I know how that feels!
>>730773459
Not knowing is different from stupid, I was still lurking while getting off my ass to walk to my bed. any who last good night.
>>730773363
Find the courage!!
>>730772455
>>730772023
>>730772714
Lovely tail indeed.
I won't play a game as I should probably sleep so I can change my tires early in the morning.
Good night folks!
See you probably tomorrow
>>730773340
Yeah you do. What I heard at least.
>>730773459
I sleep or pace or post. Thats okay just got to work your way up with other "shows" which I would love to attend. Hopefully you do and it will probably go well. Ill be around if you do
>>730773459
I watched a bit of Beavis and Butthead. I'm glad my internet is back, my brain cells were dying
>>730773450
How's it going?
>>730773770
I have it! Have a good night!
>>730773770
Goodnight Holo!
>>730772477
>dubs
Please.
>>730773035
Because i don't like it!
I never wait for you!
...stupid pervert
>
>>730773459
I love you too kanna-san.
Hopefully I'll see you before i go to bed
>>730773786
Ugh I suppose I'll have to find someone to skim through this though.. I hope this at least unlocks for PC if and when i buy OW for PC..
>>730773877
Home from work, food is ready so time for JoJo
>>730773991
Hell yeah! JoJo is the shit
>>730773248
I listen to a lot of stuff, but i like rock the most.
What about you?
>>730773459
Oh neat we're on the same time then.
Nothing really specific, i usually just find a song i like on youtube and click away in the recomended videos.
No worries~ I usually play shooters and hack and slash. What about you? See you soon~
>>730773770
Goodnight, sleep well~
>>730773931
But you do, just look at that cute bushing face, it shows that you enjoy it~
Sure you do beautiful, you've said it many times~
>>730774081
Indeed
>>730774250
I'm in a mix of metal and house
Hello everybody, long time no see~
>>730773786
What is your house like tomoko?
>>730774250
Hey Hanako!
>>730774291
Where are you?
>>730774250
No i don't! I blush for the exact opposite reason!
>
W-well obviously you don't get it cause you always say that you "keep me waiting"
Stupid pervert
>>730774380
It was good while it lasted
>>730774362
Oh nice.
>>730774380
Good morning sweetheart, sleep well~?
Also sorry about earlier, i wanted to say more but i was at work could only get a minute to reply..
>>730774501
Heya Yuuki. How are you?
Cecilia!
>>730774711
Pretty intoxicated! I drank a 6 pack of redd's and still have some beer left behind
>>730774501
Episode 29 of Stardust Crusade, Anubis
>>730774711
Indeed
>>730774784
Yuuki you better not fly out of that window after drinking all of that do you hear me what happens if you fall and get hurt you should know better than this
>>730774682
Uh huh, whatever you say cutie~
No i believe you are the one who says i've kept you waiting. Even being upset when i come on late.
>>730774784
Ooh nice sounds like a fun night. Don't let those beers go to waste now~
>>730773931
Alright just sat down. Hmmm. How about a tasteful one
>>730773991
Probably just ask global chat
>>730774495
Well its small.
Idk her name, but her. Welcome to hell
>>730775114
How many siblings do you have? Do you have your own room?
>>730775213
A few. No.
I just want to lie with my head on her lap in the gloom. Nothing sexy. Just quiet.
>>730774682
It's good to see you too Lewdia. How have you been?
>aside from posting perverted things, obviously
>>730774711
Well, not really but hearing from you is certainly worth it~
And don't worry, I completely understood you were busy, just needed to tell you all that~
How are you this evening~?
>>730775114
Seems about my only option tbh
Claiming my darling vampire wife, Takanashi Hikari.
>>730774978
Nice, his Stand is great
>>730775094
Oh I won't! How's your night going?
>>730775032
Nope! Won't be diving out of any windows!
Hello everyone! Please respond, thanks in advance!
>>730775094
Shut up!
I've never said that!
And I've never been upset thatyou get on late!
When have i ever said that?
>>730775114
>pink panties
>wew
>>730775441
I am not lewd!
I've been alright
>till you got here
>
I've never posted anything perverted. You and hanako are the perverts here.
>>730775664
he's bout to go waifu hunting
>>730775396
>>730774380
Ey
>>730775966
Well he is like 5 years old, I do think he is going to catch shit.
>>730775664
Whoa haven't seen you in a while!
>>730775966
Fucking kek
>>730775441
Well i'm happy i can make your morning a little better then~
I'm glad you did, hearing from you certainly brightened up a dull day at work~
I'm pretty good, a bit sleepy though. Though i'm doing a lot better now that you're here~
>>730775609
It's going alright, wish i could have a few drinks myself but i have work tomorrow...
>>730775707
Oh yes you have, the last time i got on late as a matter of fact.
>>730775475
If you are NA you can play with me and shinobu
>>730775707
Figured you would like
>>730775609
Such a shiny sword
>>730776413
Sounds good
I am Dejuan "Energy" McDaniel
>>730776459
Sure give bnet. We are doing it right now
>>730776318
No i didn't!
You lies without facts know no end!
Like your pervertedness
>>730776413
It's a panty shot of course I'll like it
>>730776318
Do it! I'm on drink #7!
>>730776459
Shiny sword?
>>730775707
But(t) of course, Lewdia~
>I also enjoy your perverted company, dear~
>
So it's been some time and you're still a really bad liar~
>>730776059
eyy
>>730776318
You always make them a lot better sweetheart~
Awww~
And how was your work anyway?
Well then, good thing you're going to bed earlier, right~?
Sweet as always~
Any plans for the upcoming weekend~?
>>730776600
Currently eating and watching Jojo, plus need to reinstall the game
>>730776753
Anubis is the shiny sword, is he not?
>>730776852
Oh, I didn't know what we were on about. Yeah, that's his Stand
~
>>730775664
Hai.
Have a (You).
>>730776979
You're silly
>>730776742
I see, i guess i don't need to come on early anymore then... back to lateposting for me i guess.
>>730776753
I don't think that;s a good idea, i'm already running on only 2 hours of sleep as it is...
>>730776771
Aww, i try~
<3
It's been pretty crappy tbh...
Maybe~
Most likely i'll have to work the weekend...
How about you?
>>730776742
Easy to please I guess
>>730776742
Ah well some other time or next week worse case scenario
>>730777263
Second one was for you>>730777263
The strongest!
>>730777777
Checked
>>730777777
Oh shit. Checked!
>>730777777
got em
>>730777777
CHECKED AND MATED
>>730777777
>W
>A
>S
>T
>E
>D
>>730777777
Nucking figger
>>730777777
checked
>>730776771
I am not lewd
And I'm not a pervert!
And I'm not a liar!
>>730777524
N-no, y-you don't have to...
>>730777777
Those digits
My god
>
>>730777777
wowie
>>730777777
Oy vey what could you possibly need with such digits? Better hand them over to me so you don't hurt yourself
>>730777263
I know, I have an excuse though
>>730777524
Yeah, probably not. Maybe you should sleep
>>730777777
CHECKED
>>730777527
Tomorrow perhaps if you're on at this time, should have it installed by then
>>730777777
who wants to be in the screenshot?
>>730777777
What a waste...holy fuck
>>730777777
BAKA BAKA
>>730777777
wow im really disappointed that some waifu thread nigger faggot got it
>>730777777
welp this thread is derailed
>>730778116
>>730778006
>m-muh kek didn't get it waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah ;_;
>>730778231
the ching chong lovers won this time
>>730778236
Fuck waifus, he just got sexts
>>730777777
holy jesus
>>730777524
Well, you suc(c)seed~
<3
Awww, that sucks, I'm sorry...
Well I hope so, you need to rest after all~
Awwwwww, that sucks even more! Well, maybe you'll get some time to slack off during the week, right?
And I guess I'll just play some vidya and program a lot, same for next week as I won't be going to school then
>>730777777
Woah, check
>>730778024
Lie
Lie
Aaaaaand another lie
>you lier
>perverted lier, too
>>730778275
It's in a damn waifu thread, that's a waste of brain cells at the very least. This isn't even screen cap worthy.
>>730777777
Setronges
>>730777777
holy fuck. hardest I've ever had to check.
inb4 newfag (even though am newfag)
>>730778447
>search /b/'s catalog for 10 minutes non-stop refreshing over and over again
>literally EVERYTHING IS PORN
>this was the only half-decent thread to post in
I was looking for one thread that was aiming for the 7s, and the one thread I saw was a blocky minecraft guy pissing himself.
Oh, and I'm kinda curious, what were these:
>>730777775
>>730777776
>>730777778
>>730777779
>>730778563
Then why inb4
>>730776134
gotchya!!!!
>>730778622
>75 was anime (even though Cirno IS NOT ANIME (even though she is :^) ))
>78 was an imageless text post
>79 was a milf
Those were WAY more wasteful than mine you ungrateful /pol/fag
>>730778622
10 seconds of searching
>>730778622
Tard found
>>730778642
because I'm a fag who, for some reason, felt the need to inb4 to other fags on the internet just so they couldn't call me out on it
>>730778622
It's a fucking waifu thread. I wanted to hear about someone who had his dog raped by an Asian gang of octopus or someone who escaped a North korean sex camp
We're not even trying anymore
>>730778102
I dont want to play it more than I have to
>>730778987
Respectable, but still newfag
>>730778799
>drug thread
YEAH SURE THAT IS A WONDERFUL THREAD TO GET A GET IN NOTHING SUSPICIOUS ABOUT THAT WHATSOEVER :^)
>>730778024
Why not? If you don't want to see me then i don't need to be early...
>
>>730778093
But it's still too early to sleep~
>>730778416
Hehe~
Yeah but it is what it is, we'll be done with that stupid house soon enough.
Well if i had someone to join me, i'd go to bed right now~
It really does.. Hopefully yeah.
Still working on those projects? Oh, why's that?
>>730779084
Stoner gets are better than waifu gets
>>730779128
Well just hang out here for a bit!
>>730778997
Yeah, and Cirno's mai waifu.
Don't like it? Too bad /pol/fag. Kek will NEVER defeat her! ;^)
>>730777777
Nice stronget
>>730777777
behold
>>730777777
Checked
>>730779197
There's at least one thing I respect about those waifu threads and it's your ability to all stay in one thread
You honestly don't deserve my shitpost. Have a good fap, shiggy.
>>730777777
FUCK STUPID BITCH ASS CIRNO!
>>730777777
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU!
>>730778416
What you ment to say was
Truth
Truth
aaaaaand another truth
>you're the pervert here
>>730779128
I didn't say i didn't want to see you.
I just said i don't wait for you.
>>730779003
Fair enough, no need to trouble yourself then
>>730779728
You can join next week if you like though or if you really cant find someone I will
>>730779177
> Dubs
Oh i will~ So whatcha up to now?
>>730779687
Same thing..
>>730777777
Fuck you faggot
>>730780028
I'm playing GTA V with some friends! You?
>>730778713
>>730777777
Impressive
>>730779891
Perhaps, I did added the person I played with few months ago for the genji skin, if not then the game will be swarming with people wanting the skin
>>730780028
Is not...
You just want me to say something like "oh no don't get on later hanako, I'd miss you so much." Don't you?~
>
>>730779128
~
Well, at least you'll finish it soon.. right?
As I'm still comfy in bed and have some spare space... You're more then welcome to join~
I'll be hoping for that..
Yup, and only a month left to finish them, so... Yeah, now the real fun begins...
There are some sorts of finals going on for these finishing school, so the rest isn't coming not to disturb them
>>730779687
Nope, I got it all right for myself~
>you big perv~
>>730777777
>Chucked
>>730777777
nice get
>>730779071
i'll take it on the chin
>>730780211
Oh cool that sounds fun. Just listening to some music and teasing Juvia.
>>730780520
Pretty much, yeah~
A hug would be nice too~
>>730780521
Hopefully...
My my what a lovely invitation, i happily accept~ I just hope i'll be able to let you go so you won't miss school~
Not a lot of time huh...how much do you have left?
Ahh i see, that's cool you get a week off~
>>730780257
Hi friend how are you?
>>730780413
Well then next week with us then huh?
I want to pet Chen.
>>730781478
Next week it is then
>>730781405
What music we got tonight?
>>730777777
i want my numbers in the screen cap too
>>730781627
Alright qt
>>730780521
You're wrong you're wrong you're wrong!
>and you're the pervert!
>>730781405
Do you like when i talk about how much i miss you?~
Well you know i could but it's going to cost you something...
>>730781495
I want to fuck Chen!
>>730781641
The best song to walk to.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQwNN-0AgWc
>>730781769
Well, maybe a little bit~
Will this suffice?
>
Btw you never told me which ones you wanted me to post again.
>>730781405
;~;
Well, for you it would be totally worth it~
Only a month and 3 major projects, so... yeah, goodbye social life..
Well, "off" isn't really a good word as I'll probably be working my ass off, but at least it will be comfy at home~
Any other plans for the night, aside from posting and looking at Juvias' lewds~?
>>730781769
You're cute when you get mad perv~
>>730777777
Jecht
>>730782264
Idk, this is a good one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h66dI0q_9As
>>730770238
rosie come back
>>730782264
Yeah, i can tell~
It's nice but not what I'm looking for
You posted once already. Maybe a day or 2 ago?
>>730782280
I'm not mad and I'm not a pervert!
>>730778006
Just like the sperm from your dads ball was wasted on you, you fucking cuck
i have returned
>>730782264
>>730782572
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBecM3CQVD8
Have a classic
>>730782839
Welcome back
>>730782937
I'm not a Stones fan really, but I fucking love this song.
Claiming best girl
>>730783050
It's the only Stones I heard and I heard it from Black Ops
Well uh....... This................
https://www.youtube.com/embed/AqnpwixB7P8?autoplay=1&auto_play=1
>>730777777
New:
>>730783423
>>730782280
do i spy a firekeeper? how are you friend?
>>730782937
ty
>>730783050
how goes the drunk life yuuki?
new bread:
>>730783423
>>730783423
>>730777777
CHEK'T
>>730783279
Check out Gimme Shelter, also from Blops, I think
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RbmS3tQJ7Os
>>730783500
It's going, Internet is a bit spotty so who knows
>Yuuki