Hey guys, roast me. I'm in my first year of college. I work

>>730766469
post dick?

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Not actually gay, I'm bi

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>>730766827

>>730766876
what state are you native to?

>>730767064
Why?

>>730767125
just curious

>>730767125
Cuz they produce nice dicks, wherever it is.

>>730766469
What college

>>730767277
Midwest

>>730767356
Lol thank you

>>730767677
Cornhusker perchance?

>>730766469
Mr socially awkward, I bet the girls think your "cute"

>>730767811
Haha damn son, spot on

>>730767811
true
>>730766469
I think you're cute.

>>730767805
What? I'm by the rockies

>>730768013
>>730768013
Thank you, I wasn't expecting nice things

>>730768023
wyoming or CO? not really midwest...

What's your snapchat?

>>730766469
post pic wearing basketball shorts and tshirt, and including face too?

>>730768096
Sadly you are too far away, would've loved a hookup.

>>730768100
Eh is close enough

If Fry had glasses.

>>730768313
so if CO, smoke lots of weed?

>>730768136
Wildbill948

>>730768416
I've never tried any drugs or alcohol. Not really had the urge

>>730768419
Do you have skype?

>>730768509
No

>>730768605
kik?

>>730768641
Wildbill5669 is kik

You appear to be a normal looking young man with a good head on his shoulders that isn't afraid of negative criticism. Kudos to you sir.

>>730768158
>>730768313
plox?

>>730768756
Thanks man! Tbh I got a 32 on my act

>>730768158
Not rn

>>730768869
y not

>>730768869
Just do it

>>730769172
Lol because I be lazy

>>730766469
You look like that faggot "comedian" Josh Thomas

Good luck with your life m8.

>>730766967
definitely wouldn't mind seeing more of that

>>730769337
Never heard of him. I'll check him out

>>730769227
Pretty plz tho? would only take 2 minutes

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Lol if you want pics message me on kik or sc

>>730769599
You can see my birth mark

>>730769504
>>730769599
bluestacks aint working rn. post basketball shorts pic here!

>>730769824
Lol no

>>730769453
Yeah you look exactly the same

>>730770134
y? you post dick and butt

>>730769599
Ohh my fragile British eyes!

>>730766469
I'm making $50,000 annually in income the IRS knows about, $35,000 annually they don't know about. I also actively manage a portfolio with this income. I will have a net worth over $200,000 by the day you turn 24, despite being the same age as you and a college dropout.

How do you justify being retarded enough to pay for school, and how's it feel to not be a part of the self-made 1% of tomorrow?

>>730770302
That's only something a uncute small dicked guy would say

>>730770302
I don't care? I'm happy, surrounded by people I like

>>730770606
welfare snowflake detected

>>730770732
you're doing nothing with your life, fix that while you have time

>>730771188
I'm satisfied, and I can put my time into being in nature, and spending time with people who I love. I'm going into the air force after college as a fire fighter.