It's happening, North Korea advancing to SK... Turn on CNN

>>730766335
Ur fucking retarded. Kys

>>730766335
About time

>>730766335
#fakenews

kys faggot

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In light of recent...events (both personal and political), I've decided to stop being a weeb. AMA.

>Also, OP is not-heterosexual

If you're going to troll, why not photoshop a more reputable station?

>>730766710
dang mang; would hit all

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>>730766837
>what kind of madman would *want* to nuke this?

>>730766335
Though they would likely suffer heavy losses, both military and civilian, I suspect South Korea's military would wipe the floor with North Korea's, and that's before considering the US forces in South Korea. If China got involved... That would be different.

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>>730766710
honestly...who wouldn't want this?

I'm pretty sure the CNN news ticker isn't structured like that.

>>730766986
>If China got involved... That would be different.
Even China's against NK.

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>>730766335

>>730767144
North Korea can take 'em.

They can take everybody, even America... didn't you read their literature?

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lets get it on

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ayy lmao

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>>730767086
>also, weed is legal nation-wide

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>>730767418
let the north & south korean niggers kill each other nothing of value lost lolz

>>730766335
>Japan
>attack
Learn your politics you inbred faggot

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>>730767706

best part of being a fucking leaf is that there's no reason for anybody to nuke us

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>>730767992

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>>730768282
lol, keep saying that;
its north america; you would get nuked too

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>>730768150
great Generalissimo....

>>730766335
>Turn on CNN
I think im gonna pass

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>>730768600
This is actually true, and not a conspiracy. North Korea is what happens when you develop on your own, not owing a dime to the IMF.

>this angers the Americans

>>730768808
>commie faggot
Hehehe

>North Korea advancing to SK...

Hope they like land mines

>>730768808
>NK shill detected
so how do they pay you per post over there? shekels? stale bread and irradiated water? every pro-NK post is another minute you earned that you can live?

>>730768808
Are kidding. They're the biggest beggars in the WORLD

>>730766335

They've been preparing and doing military drills in response to NK for decades. Stop the fear mongering. Nothing is gonna happen.

You fear porn addicted faggots just want something to happen, because you're so bored with your boring life. Find something to better occupy your time with, loser.

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>>730769157
I'm an American, and I was under the impression that this new (joke of an) administration would be less-interventionist and let the Koreans handle their own 'problem' (reunification). But of course, we'll just spend billions more creating a problem that could be easily resolved if we started treating NK as a legit country instead of spreading our imperialist hooves everywhere. Put Americans first, and stop this jingoist bullshit.

>eat another chicken sandwich and bitch about ISIS

>>730769300
army of downs

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>>730769478
lol dirty gook detected ...you gonna burn lelz

Im hoping NK either nukes where i live or i get drafted. Pretty excited to see how this will play out.

>>730768808
>mfw more than half the country is starving

whatever you say kiddo

>>730768808
>NK shill
Do you get an extra ration of food or do one of your family members get to live another day every time you make a post.

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>>730769695
>there's no hunger anywhere else, especially 'Murica
Oh, maybe you're just upset that there isn't a Mcdonald's, Hardee's, Arby's, Burger King, Checker's/Rally's, Sonic's, Chick-Fil-A, Church's, Panda Express, Popeye's, Bojangles, Five Guys, or Subway on every corner.

>>730769728
As I said before, I'm American && I'm not shilling. We have roads, bridges, schools, and other shit here that needs to be dealt with. If you're in such a hurry to fight, put on a fucking pair of boots and enlist.

>>730769563
>claims to be american
>refers to Korea as a whole
>uses the word "Imperialist" unironically
nice try Kim, i know it's you!

>>730769986
>know's just about every fast food joint in the US
color me impressed Kim. what else do they teach you guys in NK about the scary american pigs? did they teach you about how we kicked your ass so hard you sucked chinese dick for help?

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>>730770296
>kicked your ass
>my country lost to a bunch of rice farmers, and is now losing to people who live in huts and tents
You're going to talk to me about your favorite sports team next, aren't you?

>>730767706
Everyone says he is a super asshole but when i see pictures i just get the impression he's a chill guy and would be a laugh to hang out with

>>730767144
honest question, does north korea have any allies?
also, south korea is quite advanced now. they definitly would wipe the floor. its tough to kill enough people to win against a dictatorship, but in the end, they suffer way huge casualties compared with their opponents

>>730770519
>thinks we lost vietnam
you actually believe that? holy shit man, if you really are american then its because of leftist hippies like you that we had to withdraw. we would've won the war if it wasnt for sniveling little shit weed smoking stoners with your communist drivel and your draft dodging. but nah man, remember chosin? fun times man.

>>730767992
south korea is advanced. i wouldnt be surprised if theyd fuck up china

>>730770857
LOL Napoleon couldn't beat the Basques.
But never mind that, let's try to beat a local insurgency.
You lost Vietnam, you could still be bombing it, but you lost anyway. The way the VC moved into the capitol was razor sharp and heavy, don't blerf about it, just makes you look dumb.

>>730768808
get off kimmy un

>>730766335
I hope North Korea destroys South Korea and K-Pop as well

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>>730770857
You lost. Accept it.

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>>730770738
Translators are just being dicks.

>>730766335
its okay, 4chan will fight north korea :)

>>730768150
>Doesn't know how to apply makeup to neck

>>730766974
nice bitch that

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>>730770768
Allied with China (historical ties) and Russia, and scientifically allied with Iran.

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>>730771373
hey guys look, with me replying to you, im the one keeping you guys in your "stable" jobs over in NK shilling, so you'd best play nice.

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>>730771625
>scientifically allied with Iran.
lol dirty jew detected

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>>730771866
North Korea has 100% employment, while the U.S. struggles with coal jobs that aren't coming back (among other employment issues, like willingly hiring 'illegals' to do the jobs already unemployed Americans feel too entitled to do).

>>730772090
They owe nothing to Jews or the IMF.

>>730766335
im pretty sure those are NK kids

>>730772250
>implying forced labor camps and gulag qualify as counting towards "employment"
man ya'll are too funny

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>>730773145
>gulags and labor camps are the only form of employment in the entire country
Meanwhile, the privatization of the military industrial complex in America has been increasing dramatically since the late-1990s. I guess people are worth more as inmates (about $40,000 a year) than as regular employees.

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>>730771373
amerifat retards have lost every war they fought kek

>>730767706
>Kim Jong Un has literally millions of women that want his springroll
>You will never have an army of gorgeous 19-20 year old asian qts that you can pick from each day

>>730773423
>thinks our military had been growing since the 90's while for the past 10 years it been down to just about pre WWII levels with a few exceptions
Christ, communism is a helluva drug

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>>730773569
Maybe I should defect.....

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>>730773648
Sorry, I meant
>prison industrial complex
I forgot that the two aren't mutually exclusive anymore.

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>>730773532
We just show up last and take the credit.

>>730773882
yes because turning hardened criminals over to the military and making them make something out of their lives, thus giving them a chance at a better life full of morals, honor, and integrity is a horrible thing. remind me why you guys still exist over there?

>>730773979
Is that what they teach you in your commie controlled schools? The future is doomed.

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>>730768282
>there's no reason for anybody to nuke us
Ummm
>Largest supply of Uranium in the world
>Coal
>Oil
>Lumber
>F R E S H W A T E R

If USA wasn't below us, we'd have been invaded and conquered long ago, fampai. There's still plenty reason for other nations to tear us apart, especially if they can justify it by having the United States as an enemy, and by extension, us.
>inb4 our boys keeping the peace in newly annexed Canada

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>>730774139
>hardened criminals
>do 5-10 for having an ounce of weed, but barely 3 months for molesting an unconscious woman
>what is the "Revolving Door" Concept?
I'll tell you again: I'm an American. North/True Korea continues to exist because they don't have oil or opium fields for you to exploit. We were too busy with our dicks in the sand to give a shit, and now that this so-called 'administration' is proving just how much of a joke it is, we need something else to stay relevant. But, as with Syria, we ultimately won't do shit, because we risk getting our asses handed to us, not to mention creating another power vacuum.

But again, if you're in such a mood to fight, go ahead and enlist, and hope you get a duty station in the Peninsula. You may not be fighting Norks, but at least you can fuck juicy girls.
>provided you even make it through Basic

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>>730774371
>Meanwhile, in America under Betsy Devos
Have fun walking to Mars by 2030.

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>>730773352
>authentic
>that pic

What kind of fake news history have I been reading?

>>730774544
if you love NK so much why not go there? i mean, obviously you hate it here so much, id love to see how you're treated by your red comrades over there.
>inb4 you're in a labor camp within 48 hours

>>730766335
>North Korea
>Standing a chance against the US and South Korea without Chinese protection

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>>730766335

>No magenta image of Ron Paul with exclaimated words tell me it is happening

You need to learn how to present facts

>Making light of a situation where millions of innocence will potentially die in a nuclear attack.

Real Nice

>>730766974
damn shes cute as fuck

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>>730774974
I've actually been to the DMZ twice (pic related), but getting a visa to live and work in the country legally is more difficult than you'd think.
>the embassy's always closed
Though it is interesting how Americans ALWAYS default to the
>if you love X so much, why don't you go live in X?!
whenever they're called out on their imagined superiority and 'wonderful' history as a country.

Yes, I could leave. I'd love to. But, since I'm stuck here now, why not try improving this country instead of trying to 'fix' everyone else's?

>>730774484
you just destroyed my last shred of security

>>730770074
kek

>>730770857
withdrawing is the same as losing my man
vietnam played you like a fiddle

>>730768282
USA had plans to invade Canada and annex it in the 1920 - 1950 but economy and WW2 happened and they had to abandon the idea. But it's now 2000+17 and God Emperor Trump is the leader and je is making America great again. America meaning the whole continent.

Leaf fags should learn to cosplay Poland soon.

>>730773979
>every time America loses it's because the enemy was outnumbered
>completely minimizes us role in WWII and subscribes to classic anti-us arguments about the ussr's involvement
If you're going to be biased at least try to hide it, you aren't even being convincing

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>>730775812
>USA will annex Canada one day
This day will never come.

>>730774651
We will stand a better chance walking to Mars in 4 years under Trumps education plan than what 8 years of mass immigration under Obama and importing mudslims.

>>730773979
mostly correct, but i see no problem here

>>730775279
Hope you enjoy being starved all the time.

>>730775691
We "lost" Vietnam because the American people lost the will behind the fight. The American politicians fucked over our military and didn't let them do their job, which is a typical democrat move.

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>>730775812
who is je?? and i saw fuck that, focus on just the united states of america. who wants canada and mexico anyways, they smell bad... Usa FTW

>>730777716
Rawr

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>>730766335
this is all bullshit

nothing will happen

>>730766335
CNN = Communist News Network?

>>730770738
how fucking dumb and gullible are you?

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That Russian meat spin while singing guy needs to report the war on N. Korea. Or at the very least sing North Korea's national anthem with pictures of Kim Jango Uno and his floozy women army in the background.

>>730766617
it's not fake, but it's also not even remotely noteworthy. Total non-threat but I bet the ratings are pulling in some big money.

>>730773532
what are you talking about, retard?

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>>730770738
Isn't Dennis Rodman his brother in law?