Hey /b/ I'm getting circumcised next week. I'm doing

Tell the truth dummy no one will give a fuck in one years time.

I know the exact feel, have them terribly as well. Ignore them. They're not any sort of health concern, just ugly.

>>730764759
Tell them you have a raging case of herpes

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post pics

>>730764759
damn, how much are they cutting off?

also, just tell the truth, it'll be easier

>>730765433
>>730764759
This, OP. Never seen that before.

>>730765171
I know.

I'm 25 now and can't help but think I will be more confident with the gone. My current and previous girlfriends haven't cared about them. But every time I see them I want to slice my cock off.

I've had unsuccessful laser, electrolysis, chemical peels. This is a final resort. Cut dicks look better anyway.

>>730765433
Keep the thread alive while I take some.

Pics or gtfo

>>730765799
Yeah, employer can't really pry into why, I think, but you may have to call it disability time. Does it really take you out for that long?

>>730764759
Fordyce spots aren't a problem. The foreskin is very sensitive and shouldn't be removed unless it's an emergency like severe phimosis.

>>730765623
Meh, cut and still have em. Not worth it, OP. If the girls dont care, you shouldn't either. Fuck, you shouldn't care even if they do.

Keep em, and enjoy popping your free dick pimples.

I've been searching pictures of this on google. they can get pretty ugly

So ur mutilating ur genitals over some little bumps, I have them as well and ive never had any complaints from any girl I've been with

I've taken some photos, just cropping them. Shouldn't be more than 2 mins away.

>>730766320
We shouldn't throw accusation yet. We need to make a judgement from the pics.

>>730765971
I have some phimosis too. It used to be severe in my early teen years, couldn't retract at all. Now it's only difficult to retract when I'm hard.

>>730766497
does the doctor think it'll help?

>>730764759
Tell them that your're converting to Judaism.

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>>730766955
It was the doctor who offered the treatment. I didn't ask initially. I've had a year to consider and I'm going ahead with it.

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>>730766955
Sure.

>>730767091
your regular doc or specialist?

>>730767091
You have it a bit more than most people, but it's pretty much normal, get a life kthxbye

>>730767091

You're an idiot. Nobody gives a fuck about those spots but you and insecure dumb asses like you. You're going to fuck your cock up and have to live with it that way for the rest of your life.

>>730767091
I have the same problem and never really thought about it until this thread...

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>>730767184
GP suggested it may be an option and then referred me to a Urologist.
Urologist then gave me some creams for the mild phimosis and said that if you still feel uncomfortable in a while then they can give me a circumcision.

>>730767384
When I'm hard they're really prominent.

>>730764759
anybody got the source of this image?

>>730766497
Phimosis also isn't usually a problem unless it interferes with bodily functions or cleaning or is very painful. Even when it is a problem, it can be treated without cutting off the entire foreskin.

>>730767091
Okay now show butthole

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How am I for size btw?
I know I'm not small, and I'm not large. Am I average? Above, below?

>>730767533
I've had creams to treat the phimosis but they never helped long term.

>>730767614
There are still mild surgical options like making a small slit in the skin to loosen it up. It stops the tightness but doesn't remove tissue. A lot of this isn't mentioned in the USA because most men here, whether doctors or not, don't have foreskin, and thus don't know as much about it.

>>730767448
went to a urologist for the same thing and got creams that haven't really worked. interested to see how it turns out for you, post when you get it done. your doc want to see how bad the phimosis was before agreeing to get it cut?

>>730767614
Looks a little above average? Can't really tell when it's soft, tbh

>>730767824
He mentioned that one, he said they would have to make slits on both sides of the foreskin.
I would rather just get the normal circumcision to remove as much spots as I can, the biggest ones are on the upper shaft and they will be gone forever.

>>730767886
He wanted to see if it improved before getting it cut, and it did slightly, but after stopping the steroid cream treatments things returned to normal and I was still tight.

>>730768108
yeah, mine wanted to see if it got better too. but he actually wanted to see how bad it was, like when it was hard. awkward but guess it's easier to judge that way.

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You're fucked.

>>730768108
what cream is it a betamethasone steroid cream? maybe he's just being a silly jew prescribing you shitty creams. anyways, it's not going to remove these spots, but it's normal to some extent, pretty much everyone has them.

>>730765958
I work in a bottleshop so I won't be able to lift and move stock around for a few weeks.
I"ll need at least 2 weeks off so I can walk around properly.

>>730768108
The main thing that's a possible downside of getting circumcised is that the foreskin can be very sensitive, and it's there for a reason. It's generally not removed unless there's some serious issue that can't be treated otherwise. Are you in the USA? It's done more frequently here because most men are circumcised anyway at birth and few people know that the foreskin is there for a reason.

>>730767614
>Ribbed for her pleasure
>Wants to get rid of it

lol k

You think condoms were made ribbed based on no ideas?

>>730764759

say hernia you filthy faggot

>>730768612
I've had advantan, novazone and another one. Can't remember the name.

>>730768678
Non US. It will be covered under my healthcare, I won't have to pay a cent.

>>730768955
Michael, is that you?

>>730769060
My name is Steven.

Got a pic hard, OP?

>>730769251
I tried to take one but I couldn't get it up :'(

>>730767614
any pics hard?

so you're doing this to remove the spots? or to correct another issue?

imho the spots look fine i actually didnt identify anything "wrong" but if it bothers you thats all that matters. but is there another reason to go through with it?

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>>730769176
Either way, your dick looks fine, you don't need a circumcision for what you have, there are other options you can look into for it.
Circumcision will only remove the skin on the glans of your penis, from looking at the pics, they go all the way down the shaft.
I had the surgery done 3 years ago or so for phimosis, recovery doesn't take 2 weeks, you can take 2 off, but you won't need 2.
You won't get to have sex or masturbate for a month or 2 without pain as well, not only that, but circumcision can have complications like skin bridges and scarring which could be worse to your condition, especially if these bumps form on the scar line which may amplify them into harder bumps.

Love the dick you got bro, you only got one.

Honestly, I can't talk you out of it, if it will truly make you happy, go for it, I can only give my experience based on what I went through.
I felt better afterwards, I miss my foreskin somewhat now, but I can't change that now really. inb4 foreskin restoration.

Do what makes you happy.

>>730768362
not OP, but I've definitely had this during an exam before. nothing wrong with my foreskin, but they wanted to check it when it was hard.

>>730769822
before/after pics?

>>730764759
You're fucking throwing away your penis you fucking retard.
I have the same fordyce spots, it's fucking disgusting but ive never had complaint about them, girls sucked my dick.
Ask yourself this, if you would rub your dick with your foreskin pulled back wouldnt that fucking hurt?
thats right, those circumsized dude literally don't feel anything with their cocks, youre throwing away your penis dude im telling ya

>>730769965
No
Not sure if you just like dicks or wanna make a comparison, but not all circumcisions look the same, especially if they're done when you're an adult.
I specifically asked to lose as little as possible and not to have my frenulum cut.

>>730764759
You won't be bed bound, you fucking drama queen. Just tell them the truth and leave it at that.

>>730769510
There are 3 reasons.
The first one is obviously because of the bumps, I hate them, the look of them, the feel of them, everything about them.
The second reason is mild phimosis.
Thirs reason is I'm joining the Army and don't want to be a freak with a lumpy dick.
I know most guys won't care or say anything, but I care, I just want to be normal, and if being cut is the price to pay then that's what I will do.

I have considered CO2 laser, but my dermatologist said they WILL return after around 1 year and it's too expensive to have done for the amount I've got.

>>730769822
Thanks for posting, how long was your recovery? I've read most people recover in 5 -9 days but the egeneral rule is no sex for a month.

What was it like learning to masturbate again? Is this why americans always use 'lotion' to fap?

>>730770192
don't like dicks, just curious what the result looks like being done when you're older

Do it, you don't deserve to keep your foreskin.

>>730767091
dude, save your dick. it's not even that bad you can barely notice it lol. don't be a retard and get cut.

>>730764759
you can use a pin and rip them open and the white pus oozes out. just be careful lol.

>>730764759
"hey boss, im going to get surgery on my cock, ill be out for a couple weeks."

"hey mom, i have testicular cancer, going to get one of my balls removed. bye."

>>730769822
Did the surgery hurt? I assume recovery sucked, but wondered if you could tell what was going on during the operation

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>>730770375
My recovery was fairly long, stitches take a long time to dissolve and they're a pain in the dick. (no pun intended)
I had 2 bruises burst in my penis in public, looked like I had a massive period, luckily I had thick underwear on and it barely showed, wasn't fun at all though, caused a lot of anxiety.
As for learning to masturbate...honestly..nothing will prob change there, if anything it opens up new horizons for new things but closes other doors...just grab it and up and down, nothing else.

I don't use lotion to fap at all, no spit either, I don't even touch the head usually.

As for phimosis, some mild stretching in the shower would help, or do it in a hot room, the warmth helps with elasticity and makes it easier, some creams can help as well, try masturbating with them if its too much effort to put on.

And honestly, I doubt people in the army are gonna be checking out your penis, what are they going to say? and if they do, how long will it last for honestly? Vs what they could say for circumcision, ridicule usually happens in the military anyway, don't let it phase you, you aren't there to make friends, you're there to work, friends is just a perk, unless you want a blowjob from another guy in the shower, don't worry about how your dick looks.

Any other questions while I'm here?

>>730770838
It's worse when I'm hard.
The lumps turn white as the skin is stretched and poke out like lotus flower seeds.

>>730771070
lmao

>>730771045
You count backwards from 10, make it to about 7, you black out and you wake up in recovery while a nurse diddles bandages on your dick.
Painkillers dull the pain.
I don't get night time erections, but if you do, they suck I hear, especially if your stitches tear and bleed. Its a possibility, just means don't look at porn and keep pure thoughts for as long as you can.

>>730770588
Gives you more control over how much you lose. Still looks like a skinless penis.