Having a discussion with someone who believes the earth is round.

Flat earthers dont try to prove anything

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>>730760869
nigga.. the only edge I can see on earth is all the faggots who are seriously believing this >mfw cunts still believe this

>>730760869
This pic looks like earth is an EYE. So, it means if every planet and a star look like this, then every star and planet and moon look like EYE. And if you think about it, human has 2 EYES. Seeing a connection? Look closer. Human EYES are what makes universe exist!

>>730761219
stay woke

>>730761175
>yfw everybody you've talked to about flat earth is trolling and have probably never met a real believer.

>>730761219
so if you can prove human eye is flat, then there should be no problem in proving earth is flat

>>730760869
Just show him a map of a flat earth!

>>730761175
Tell me about it. 2K17 and round earthers still roam this beautiful flat earth.

>>730760869
If the earth is flat why haven't we pushed everyone we hate off the edge yet?

>>730761402
I did. "Why dont we fall off the earth?" is his counter argument

Hahaha OP here, we've been to the moon is his other point. When will they learn? Hollywood brainwashed everyone.

>>730761569
tell him its because the flat earth goes forever, like a pacman level

>>730761569

tell him that's a lie, people died falling off earth! the Gov's are hiding the TRUTH!!!!!!!111ONE1!!!

>>730761785
Brilliant fucker!

>>730760869
Look up sonoluminescence

>>730760959

They don't need to, burden of proof is on round earthers.

>>730761892
Basically... my argument is that world can only be spherical because grav waves act on empty space just like sound waves act on a medium like water... The natural shape is spherical... some emit some just sit in the medium... We live on a bubble dude... flat earth is garbage

>>730760869
Well you got the picture right there. Should be enough

>>730760869
You can watch the sun and and other objects like planets as they spin around so... flat planets is like.. the dumbest shit Ive ever heard.

>>730760869
Its okay OP has autistm

>>730761892
Expand on this?

>>730760869
You're entitled to be an idiot if you want, but I don't have to help you.

>>730760869
But flat earth believers never provide proof. All they do is deny fact. So just keep doing that, say he's wrong untill he concedes.

>>730762249
They don't claim the other planets aren't spherical.

Just earth....

>>730762498
BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


... wait, seriously ?

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>>730762031

Check. Mate.

>>730761753
Cuckstruction fag here. When surveyors calculate the distance between points they take the curvature of the earth into account. For every 1km there is a 1mm drop.

Flat earthers take note that this is how buildings are made to be level so if the earth is flat then everything built is actually tilted seeing as we have equipment that gives us a level reading the earth must be round.

If you need more than that then look up the Foucault pendulum nuff said flat earthers are retards

>>730762133

Thats not how gravity works though

>>730762498
Some claim the sun, moon, and stars are merely projected images reflecting off of a dome, so actually some Flatties believe the sun and moon are flat.

>>730760869
Round earth = facts -> science
Flat earth = belief -> religion

One either gets that or one doesn't. Sounds like you don't.

>>730762695
I've heard flat earthers claim that that is enforced worldwide by the VN to enfore the idea that the world is round to cover up that the first photo's taken from space were fake.

It's crazy what kind of wild, complicated and idiotic conspiracy theories they come up with. It's almost better than watching stand up comedy

>>730762652
what do these butt plugs have to do with flat earth now???

>>730763092
There's a free energy coverup in there too somewhere. I can't remember the details but trust me, they wouldn't clear anything up.

>>730760869
>not believing that the earth is a hypersphere

If the earth was flat then how come no one has fallen off the edges?

And if you get in a plane and fly in a straight line you'll eventually end up where you started and not off in space somewhere.

>>730763199
And don't forget aliens

>>730762872
Some claim whole environment is hologram, like we're all blupilled living in a matrix.

>>730763379
That's a much more reasonable claim than the earth being flat.

>>730760869
You can't, It has been 500 years since it has been shown that earth is round

>>730760869
You can't because the earth is round.

So we all live under a dome?

Wow, we're a shitty tv show doomed after 2 seasons.

We have day and night witch means the earth is round.If the earth was flat we wouldn't have day night.The same thing go for the season if the earth was flat we wouldn't have season because the earth wouldn't have a X axis to tilt to.well im done here boys see ya

>>730761535
>thread

there are only two types of flat earthers; those who who know it's a massive joke and Tila Tequila

>>730761569
People fall from cliffs all the time.

You're all wrong, we are actually inside a microverse some dude made so that we can power his car battery.

>>730765749
You wanna say there are car batteries in our microverse and also microverses in car batteries that are in our microverse? Like microverse is infinity?

>>730763092
Alright so I can buy that every government and man of science on the planet are lying to us about what the shape of the planet is I guess. My question is why? What would they possibly have to gain from that?

>>730760869
just tell him to go to the edge and check it out

>>730761569
Simply link him this to answer all his questions
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-agl0pOQfs

>>730761370
Nigger detected

>>730760869
Fucking idiot the earth is a Möbius strip that's why if you walk in a straight line you're always on the same side

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>>730767746
the only right answer

>>730767405
You, fucktard. The earth rotates, and even if they all looked up 'simultaneously' it'd be different times of the day.

So, yeah, the sky looks the same from each of those place at each of their respective midnights, but that's because the earth moves the observer into a similar position to see those stars.

TL;DR You can't view the same sky from all those positions at once, and you're a retarded cuck.

>>730767686
Did you really just post a pic from 9gag you fag?

Walk in a straight line for a bit, turn left 90 degrees, then repeat with the same distance 3 more times. If you travel sufficiently far, you will not wind up in the same place as you started.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spherical_geometry

>>730760869
Shoot him to space in a rocket. If he doesn't believe then open the airlock to prevent his autism from spreading to the next generation

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>>730760869

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>>730768144
you are in the retard zone if you don't realize that both africa and south america share several hours of starlight. Both capable of viewing the Southern Cross that their respective souths.

if my girlfriend have flat chest, the world can be round
Sauce; i am God

>>730760869
Flat is a 2 dimensional concept that cannot be percieved in our universe by 3 dimensional beings like us. Nothing is flat as any object must have height, width, and depth even if said object has the minimal value for each it still possesses said values above 0 or it cannot exist

>>730760869
morocans???

>>730761370
Woke on dat nigger narcotic going round phukin beeches bang bang fried chicken spicy spicy melon man

>>730760869
Is only Earth flat? Or all other planets flat but just happen to line up so we can see the entire disk of the plant e,g. Earth -> _ | <- Mars

I wonder if there are a bunch of other planets in the solar system we can't see because they lie flat in relation to us e.g. Earth -> _ _ <- Unknown planet

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>>730760869

tell him there's flat earth theorists all around the globe.

>>730760869
If the earth is flat then what the fuck is on the other side?
Why not eat a bag of dicks?
Why not dig to the other side to prove it's flat?

>>730763199
Didney worl has wireless charging rooms now. Explain said nazi sorcery?

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>>730765749
Mfw that episode tripped me the fuck out

>>730768762
>implying the stars don't appear to move at night.

Even in those places, both under cover of dark, the whole of the sky will have appeared to have shifted, as the night progresses. This happens anywhere, you could even take a time lapse of it in your mom's back yard.

Sunlight isn't the only limiting factor.

>>730767746
So yoy jujst need to occupy all spaces end tovend at once and tou break free. Then is become now god

>>730769595
It only does that to you if you care....which I don't

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>>730769708
Looking south towards the "ice wall" is where you would look in both South America and Africa to see the Southern Cross. In the flat earth model they should be looking at totally different directions. Go back to believing that the earth is on the back of a turtle.

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>>730760869
>Having a discussion with someone who believes the earth is round. Help me prove to him that its flat.

Flat Earth lol everyone knows there is no Earth we are living in a couputer simulation. None of this is real.

>>730770235
You got a deal, if the turtle stands on elephants.

>>730768244
Stomp on a nigger with your left foot 3 times your age divided by the height of your torso starting .465 cm above your navel then say the russian alphabet backwards while shoving cheese sticks up your ass. Go home and fap to gay midget cripple scat porn while using ranch dressing as lube and rodney dangerfield will appear wearing a gimp suit to reveal god as a nine legged banana eating lizard creature that likes the color pink

>>730761175
Fucking sheeple. When you go to "outer space" and come back. Then you can call anybody anything.

>>730770633
Why make concise arguments?

Just call people believing the popular idea sheep!

Get asked for proof?

Tell them the burden is on whatever you're arguing against. Make sure they don't ask you why!

Get shown a picture?

Cry about lenses, conspiracies, and shady governments who clearly just fuck with people for the hell of it. Maybe all of the above!


Brought to you by Willful Ignorance: What Are You, A Cuck?

>>730761219
interesting

>>730772593
That isn't how water acts in an ocean. Plus you can see the sun through the ocean before it rises above the surface when you are above deep water. Flat earth is some weird government psyop that has a bunch of christian wackos on board because it makes them feel better about obvious flaws in a literal bible.

>>730760869

You can't. Because its not flat.