Describe your very first orgasm How it happened And what

All I remember is that it felt like I had to pee really bad.

>13 years old
>14th birthday is tomorrow
>early present is xbox 360
>jackpot.jpg
>download internet browser
>look up lesbian porn
>start going
>oi vey
>start feeling really strange
>panic when I cum cuz I didn't know what the fuck was going on
>Came on carpet
>initiate shame

I was 8 years old and was at a friend's House

I was 10, I was in bed in my pjs but not sleeping, I had a hardon but I did not know why, had a weird feeling and keep rubbing It on the blanket then all of a sudden it happened and shot all over my belly, I was shocked
But I remember it felt great, and I knew I wanted to do it again

>>730754059
This. Masturbation was like some secret mystery that I had discovered about my body. Got addicted really fast. Now my erection ergonomically fits my hand.

First time I ejaculated, I was about 9 and it really surprised me.Fun fact: When I came, I actually got some of it on my face.

First time I came inside a mouth, I was ten and it was with a friend.

First time I came inside a girl, it was really awckward after because we were closely related.

Nigger

Nigger

Nigger

14, just hit the time when you get constant boners and just wanted to see tits no matter the cost. For weeks I sneak into my older brothers room a borrow some of his movies, he had movies with tits in them. Just watch with boner and thats it, didn't know what else to do. Till one fathful night as I sat there watching the dukes of Hazzard movie with the topless scene I was sitting in my room naked with a blanket and it's really just a blur but I remember a rush of pleasure and then freaked out with I came, didn't touch myself or watch movies for months I was so ashamed, then I went back to it and Jack off literally every other day.

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I was 12, found my dad's playboys and memorized her image, then later I would jack off with copious amounts of shampoo with the lights off in the shower. Pre-porn I'd just plank and rub my penis against the sheets for hours. I recall jacking off to the Sara Connor Terminator scene as well, just used the loop function on my Xbox 360.

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>>730753642
I had to had been 10.
I was watching a porn I found in my father's dresser drawer, only I didn't know it was porn.
I pop it in expecting to watch some American Tale kind of shit, when I'm greeted with "Cum Covered Ladies."
I'm watching in utter shock and interest. I see the men rubbing their pee pees, when all of a sudden they spray white stuff all over the girls.

I'm like "What the hell is going on?" and begin to rub on my pee pee. After a few days of trying (and failing) I one day get to a point where I'm doing it and I'm suddenly in massive strange-feeling pain, and I shoot my cum out.

So there I was, laying in my bed, my chest is covered in my first load. I didn't know what to do, so I just curled up and went to sleep. Not sure if my parents discovered it, but the damage had been done.

Now, I masturbate all the time. Thanks Cum Covered Ladies.

>>730754589
Same fag, it was five years ago. Since then the longest break I've ever had from touching myself is 3 weeks. Is that good. As of today I'm 5 days clean and still goin strong, should I continue or is it just a waste of time since I'll most likely go back at it next week.

>>730754964
Kek

With the control of my tv rubbing my dick
10 years old
watching the fashion models channel waiting for nipples

Fucking damn, everyones experience was 10. Am I a late bloomer for only getting it at 14?

Who else recalls hiding Victoria's Secret Catalogue s under the mattress or in my case, in the Garage?

>>730753642
I put a metal hangar down my dick Christmas eve in 8th grade and peed in my hand.
I did it wrong.

>>730753642
I achieved my first orgasm by awkwardly dry humping my pillow while watching Big O on Adult Swim when I was 12. This was back in 2003.

>>730753642
I masturbated in the bath with bar soap as lube and then my dick head started stinging hard afterwards.

>>730753642
13...fucked a vacuum

>didnt go to grade 8
>sat home played xbox
>met kid who was 19 (i was 14)
>told me stories about sex
>told me about masturbating
>I muted my mic and tried it in the call
>told him I felt a super good feeling in my tummy when I was done
>asked me to show him next time I did it
>cya later nigger faggot
>never spoke to him again
>feelsgoodman stranger on the internet taught me how to jerk off

>>730755466
im with you bro

>>730756627
27

>>730756666
Hold up, how the fuck do you do that?

omfg I got quads 6666 and it was a story about the first time I came

>>730755466
Yea it's like you missed out on 4 years of orgasms damn
You gotta double down and make up for it

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>I was 10
>Didn't know what I was doing
>See gif

I was probably 6 I don't remeber how I discovered it but I would do what I called wiggling, I would lay on my stomach with my hand on my penis and move it around till I orgasmed. No cum obviously. I would do this everywhere sometimes at moms friends house and would get yelled at. Didn't normally start jacking off till maybe 12

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I was molested at a young age so I've been having orgasms since I was a baby.

used to hump the bed in the guest room downstairs in the house where I grew up. this was when I was 4 or 5 years old.

did that for years then moved up to pillows.

first ejaculation was to joan severance's red shoe diaries episode on showtime. 1992

I'd sneak downstairs at night, put on the premium channels and hump for hours until the pillow was soaked with sweat and spunk and I was shooting blanks and couldn't get hard anymore.

pic related

since I was like 5 or 6. I'd rub myself on the bedpost when my parents weren't in the room until I orgasmed. I thought it was normal. Lol I didn't even cum just the orgasm feeling. First time I actually came was like 9 or 10, which is when I realized what id been doing for so long.

>>730753642
it's been almost a decade but it went something like this
>12
>in the shower
>fidgeting with my penis like i used to do when i was a todler
>feels good and tingly
>"tickling" the underside of my erect penis with both hands
>tingly feeling starts to increase in a way that has never happened
>dry orgasm

>do it again some time after because that was fucking awesome
>sperm comes out this time
>i was never taught about this
>wasn't alarmed, just slightly confused

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>be me
>very came before
>been watching pr0n since 5th grade
>trying to masturbate everyday
>nothing.gif
>only had pre-cum come out
>stage-5 autism, assume that I was shooting blanks
>niggered.exe
>be summer after freshman year of high school
>having dream about walking down hallways in my school
>tub of lard femanon turns around
>burst massive ball of cummies in my underwear
>felt like an exorcism
>mfw first orgasm was a wet dream and came to to the dream of a fucking walrus-sized cunt

>>730754942
holy shit I jerked to that Terminator scene too, except mine was VHS so I had to rewind that shit manually with the buttons on the fucking 13" tv

>>730758101
Kids today will never know the struggle of trying to catch a glimpse of action on rated R VHS movies or sneaking downstairs to watch the Howard stern show. I remeber watching the hbo channel but we didn't get it so it was all wavy but at like 12 am you could barely make out an image of people doing it on real sex

>>730753642
>Be 11 years old
>Been rubbing my dick since I was toddler
>feelsgoodman
>Watching HBO late at night
>Taxicab Confessions comes on
>wutdafuq
>Little dick turns diamonds
>Fucking thing aches
>Beat it like it owes me money
>Suddenly good feeling turns to excstasy
>Whole body shakes
>Jizz shoots EVERYWHERE
>Lay there twitching gasping for breath
>Go to bathroom on wobbly knees
>Cum on my stomach, chest, face...
>Confused as fuck and had to google
>Take shower to remove sticky mess
>While I'm washing my dick it gets hard
>Here we go again...

Haven't stopped jerking/cumming since

>>730753642
>be 13
>uncle fucking my ass as per usual
>started when I was 9
>suddenly his hand reached around me and fondled my cock as he took a rest from pumping me
>my penis got hard and a new tingle joined the normal wash of feeling his cock in my ass created
>my hardon started to pulse and it felt like I was pissing out razor blades
>my asshole convulsed and I shit out his cock like it was a nasty turd
>he watched as I convulsed in pain and pleasure and when I was done shoved himself back in me and pounded me until he came

>>730753642
im assuming you mean my first ever non dry one?
> be 12
> no touch the peenie anymore because stepdad had the talk with me and convinced me it was bad
> was doing it for years just enjoying the dry orgasms but had held off for about 2 months
> get a stomach ache one day and go to see school nurse
> laying on that plastic bed, stomach long since calmed down but milking it so i dont have to go back to math
>hot older girl comes in and starts talking with the nurse
> didnt hear most of conversation but i guess her training bra was giving her a rash
> nurse asked her to see and girl was embarrased with me in room
>but nurse didnt give a shit ( pretty sure its illegal to force another kid to take off her shirt in front of someone or at all really but thats what she did
> nearly ripped the shirt off of her to see the rash
> get a full view of this poor girl with her shirt off and her training bra,
> shes embarrassed and blushing while nurse is checking it out
> meanwhile im thankful im wearing jeans because harder then i ever was before. was actually kind of painful being that hard
> cant fap obviously
> nurse rubs some ointment on her and lets her get dreesed
> girl rushes out of room as quick
> fuck still so painfully hard
> cant fap in front of nurse
> realize that i can push my penis against my jeans using my pelvic muscle, luckily my boner was off to the side so it rubbed the jean fabric instead of the zipper
> begin doing that over and over, started to feel amazing.
> nurse gave me a look one and a raised eyebrow but young me was to far gone to care if she knew and she didnt say anyhting so i figured she couldnt have
> anyway she went back to paperwork and her radio talk show
> i felt myself getting cclose and suddenly bam boom shaddoom world was spinning and it was like a bright flash went off in front of my eyes, whole body tensed up.
> when i was able to move again i thought i had pissed myself a bit and was worried
continued

>>730756666
Checked Satan first jerk of.

>>730759068
> jump up and run to the bathroom
> realize what it was and what i had done
> realize i shamed myself and my stepdad
> rationalized that it wasnt my hand so it didnt really count as jerking off right?
> cleaned myself up and told teacher i still wasnt feeling well
> she finally called my mom to come pick me up and i spend the rest of the day in my room feeling guilty and embarrased
> but that night i started thinking about the girl and i got hard again, doesnt count if i dont touch it right?
> another amazing hands free orgasm
> didnt touch myself for five years and only masturbated using pubic muscles because of rationalization
> nowadays im to lazy and just use my hand but still

>>730753642
The First time I masturbated I didn't cum because I thought I was about to die
>be me
>12
> in bathroom playing volleyball with my dick by knocking it from hand to hand
>shit feels cash
>do it faster and start tingling, feel strange magic fluid riding through my 12 year old cock
>think I'm the first person to discover playing with your genitals and I'm about to caus my own death
>stop
I ended up jerking off to showgirls or some shit on late night cable TV a few days later and actually jizzed

>>730753642
>be me
>about 9 or 20 years old
>never jacked off but I've had erections before
>started watching porn late at night a few months prior
>Google stupid things like "pretty naked girls" and "girl sucks other girls nipples" to find porn
>find a video of a girl sucking a huge cock
>stare more at the dick than at the girl
>probably when I first realized I was bi tbh
>the video is almost 40 minutes
>I watch all of it
>I start looking at my own dick
>hard as a rock
>I remember some things the girl did in the video
>I spit on my dick and try and suck it
>I can't get more than the head in my mouth
>taste my precum
>I remember being really into it even back then
>start stroking my cock with my head in my mouth
>first time I cum in my own mouth and swallow like the girl in the video
I now find it so fucking hot to eat mine and other guy's cum.

I was 11 the first time I shot a load
My parents had a 16 year old babysitter they used she liked to watch adult shows on our hbo and she would let me watch with her
I was in my pajamas on night watching some naked boobs on tv
Had a hardon was not sure why
The babysitter noticed my tent pole and reached down and grabbed it I lasted about 2 seconds
I was embarrassed and ran off to bed but it was fun

>>730753642
>12 years old
>laying in bed, trying to go to sleep
>rubbing my crotch through boxer briefs, not even sure why
>notice my dick getting hard, this is kinda weird
>keep doing it, dick keeps getting harder
>pull dick out through that weird flap in the front, you know the one
>just kinda move it around for a bit, get bored
>have an idea, take off briefs and put it between legs, like I'm tucking it or something
>notice it feels good rubbing against my leg
>keep moving legs around with dick tucked
>after several minutes, I didn't even realize what had happened, whole body tenses up and I feel some liquid on my legs
>whatthefuckjusthappened.tiff
>put briefs back on, go to sleep

>>730753642
>Be 13
>Fall off roof while getting my frisbee
>Break both arms in fall
>Have casts up to my shoulders
>Spend week in hospital
>Student nurse has to give me a catheter
>She firmly takes my penis in hand
>I immediately start spurting cum
>Nurse goes from surprise to revulsion
>Leaves my room in disgust
>Old senior nurse comes in to finish job
>Fap to memory for years
>Have nurse fetish to this day

>be me
>9 years old
>about to sleep in race car bed
>hear mom and her boyfriend getting it on again in the next room
>had previously watched porn, but never acted on it, so I knew what was up
>started rubbing myself because I knew that's what I had to do
>wasn't so much of rubbing up and down as it was squeezing the foreskin around the tip quickly
>did it more and more until the best orgasm I still ever had to date
>completely dry, nothing to clean up, fucking awesome

Since then, I've been basically jerking once per night, or sometimes I'll wait to try and have a strong one at the end of the week, but I've also had incest experiences with my mom since then

I was like four. Maybe five. I was just rustling around in my bed a lot, when suddenly, my penis was rubbing against my hand. It felt good so I kept at it. I then learned it felt better to do it on the side of my penis. So I did that for years, reaching climax each time. Nobody in my family knew what I was doing, since no once expected a four or five year old to be masturbating. Did it till I was eight or nine, then felt like it was responsible for life changing (weird kid mentality) then I stopped for a year. Then one day, I craved the sensation again and started up again.

I found out about mastubation and orgasms when I was younger than ten(don't remember exact age). My mom had a back massager that would vibrate really fast and hard. One day when everyone was gone, I was playing around with it and put it on my little dick. It felt so fucking amazing and I kept doing doing it until I climaxed(no cum yet cause I was a little kid) after that I would do it every chance I got. Parents and grandparents found out and kinda scolded me but I ingnored them and kept doing it.

>>730760419
I didn't product semen until I was older, obviously, so it wasn't particularly messy.
I was eleven or twelve and talking to other boys at school about masturbating, as dumb little boys do, and heard about jerking off from them. Doing it real fast with your hand up and down. I didn't understand this, since I'm cut it only caused friction as sweat lightly coated my hand, and made it feel awkward. I also didn't think about lube at the time, because I'd not done it like this before. So I grabbed it with two fingers in the front, and the thumb in the back, and then basically pushed and pulled it away and toward me repeatedly. Since it was the first time not humping my hand, it felt different. Basically pressure just started to build in my penis, and then I came, feeling the odd pressure the whole time. (I produced semen at this time, so it was a messier affair.) It didn't feel good (not physically, at least), so I didn't understand why anyone would do it like that. But it felt good in the brain after the fact, with the dopamine rush, so I did it again looking at porn a day or two later, and that time it felt good. That's what leads us to my masturbation habits today. Thx 4 reeding /b/.

>>730760929
i did the same too, those things are magical

>>730753642
>be 13
>been gettin boners and lookin at dirty pictures on line for a while (hey man, it was the year 2000, we had slow ass internet)
>understand what masturbation was
>lurk jackinworld.com
>opportunity arises where I will be home alone for several hours
>prepare by draining our Lexmark inkjet printer printing out naked ladoos and filling a binder with sheet protectors and everything
>cover bed in towels for quick clean up
>use master bath to take long luxurious shower
>put some sort of passionfruit scented oil in the oil warmer smellerator thing
>turn down lights, i dont know why i made this so sensual like
>mom has a lotion warmer next to the bed
>god tier lube
>fap
>incredibly intense first orgasm
>cum a small amount of clear lube
>fuckyea
>get boners whenever I smell passionfruit candles or oil for rest of my life

I don't remember because I'm not a child

>>730761489
I do remember and I am not a child

It's like your first kiss or your first pussy you always remember those things

>>730761784
well you have to have those things to remember them, clearly he is either
A a child who sees the need to interject that hes not one
or the much more likely
B a virgin neet who is so pathetic not even he wants to touch himself

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>Be me
>12 years old
>Look outside at my whore dog
> See 3 male dogs humping her at once
> See them jizz
>I get my first boner that night
> Think wtf am I part dog???
> Start to panic
> Cry myself to sleep thinking my penis is a dog penis
> A few weeks pass
> I google "why is my penis big and hard"
> hope others have the same problem
> 1st result is a porn page
> Open the page and watch the video
> Oh shit looks good mayne
> be 8:50 that night
> Go to bed early to try to catch the 9:00 pm show of Brazil butt lift
> 30 seconds into the show and I'm hard
> Insert penis between my 2 memory foam matress'
> One push and I come and pass out
> Wake up next morning and pray to God not to send me to hell.

>>730761214
You mean *Online not On line?
I thought you were looking at pornography on somesort of a line

http://www.strawpoll.me/12841387

5, accident

>be 13
>have watched porn since I was about 8-9 but never thought of actually jacking off
>get the sudden want to try and achieve orgasm
>"only amateurs cum with their hands"
>take an empty cup of yogurt
>shove sock in cup
>fill cup with small amount of water
>lie on the floor watching porn
>proceed to fuck the yogurt cup
>after what seemed like 1 minute to an hour, my body begins to burn up
>exhilerating pleasure but start to freak
>after what seemed like the peak of the strange pleasure, I stop fucking the cup
>I look on my dick and in the cup to see what came out
>clear substance, probably cum ??
>proceed to jack off every single day, getting into stranger porn day by day
>a couple months later I try anal with the handle of my brother's razor, ow

>>730753642
it was a dark and stormy night and your mom wouldnt take no for an answer

So how does it happen with the girls?

>>730753642
I'm not sure when the very first time was, but when i was 5 years old i used to hump the floor while i was watching tv until orgasm. did it regularly, even figured out a way to kind grind my balls against my chair in 2nd grade and would orgasm in class. didn't even know what it was, and i was too young to have anything even come out of my dick yet.

when i got older, say 10 years old, i was still masturbating with the same technique. so after i had sperm, i was still just blowing loads in my pants. it wasn't until i was like 11 that i saw porn and realized you were supposed to do it outside your pants, and i saw the white stuff coming out and tried it, and noticed i had white stuff too.

i still just cum in my pants though, so much more convenient.

>>730756666
Nigga he was staight up a pedo fag, also nice quads

>>730753642
The first time I jacked off, i did it with a dry hand and no cum came out. I started actually producing ejaculate not long after that. Think I was 10 or 11.

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>>730753642
>Describe your very first orgasm
I was laying in bed, reading pic related. Not doing anything.

>How it happened
I was just reading. Got to a good part towards the end where the main character's (a teenage girl) transformation into a chicken speeds up or something. I felt a weird throbbing between my legs all of the sudden and my pants were soaking wet.

>And what age were you
Hm...Maybe 13? Might not have been that old. I really don't remember.

>>730753642
First orgasm from actual sex I put it in and the girl said it really hurt a lot so I went really really slow. After a while she said it was starting to feel good so I went faster. Did slow for like 5 mins and then once I started going fast I came instantly.

Second time I had sex (same girl) she was on top and right when she started bouncing up and down I exploded.

The second girl I had sex with I was much better at it. I'd had sex with the first girl like 5-6 times. I didn't cum fast and did multiple positions. I ended up cumming after like 3-4 minutes of CONSTANT thrusting (was sweating and tired as fuck after). She was getting bored because she was long done

>>730759613
If this is real you seriously fucked yourself on that on

>>730753642
No

>>730760190
Lmao you jerked off to the sound of your mother getting fucked

I was about 6 or 7 when this happened. My mom went on a business trip so I was left with my dad. The channel he was watching showed soft core porn late at night one was this orgy thing and this blonde girl in the corner was standing but masturbating. She had her hands cuffed together kinda and kinda humped her hands. A few days after that I was watching Alice in wonderland since I had a crush on her when I was little and I did the method that the girl did in the soft core porn movie I got satisfaction out of it but I'm not sure if I came or if I was too young for that to happen . They also showed lesbain softcore porn but it was really weird they were aliens and they were in a space ship? I don't know man

>>730763591
Yea I know that now but it was all new a weird then I had no idea what I was doing
I shot some of it on her arm and got really embarrassed had no clue that it was sperm so I just ran off to bed
But I knew it felt good
She never brought it up again

>>730753642
>16
>ps3
>fapping on redtube
>thought there was something wrong with me because couldn't get the white stuff out like people in videos
>so one night I'm just tugging my log because it felt good
>cummed unexplectly
>all over my shirt and face
it was pretty good tbh even since then I've been a porn addict

12 using my friends older sister's panties had no idea what was happening but felt really good. Barely anything came out

>>730761214
Fuck man while I was rubbing on out to the little Mermaid in a sock at 3 am you were rubbing one off as a king.

I started jerking off when I was ~8, too young to be shooting anything more than air.
First time I came with a girl was my first time, bareback, doggy style. Pulled out, came buckets on her back, nearly fell over from the ecstasy.

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Was twelve. Friend told me about whackin it and figured I'd try it. Was sittin on the toilet, readin a naruto volume simultaneously, I just kept rubbin my ween absentmindedly. When I was about ready to leave I thought that it just didnt work for me, cause I'd been doin it for, like, 15 minutes now. Then suddenly I was like, wait this is starting to feel pretty good.
Then I came. 'Twas aight.

>>730753642

>be 12? I believe
>Parents aren't home, this happened because of work multiple times a week.
>I'd taken to watching what little nudity there was on VHS tapes around the house and touching myself. (brief sex scenes in movies, etc.)
>Not really jacking it, just touching and stroking because it felt nice and I didn't know wtf I was doing
>One evening I was watching an episode of Monty Python's flying circus
>Sketch about oblivious man walking through life while interesting shit happened and he didn't notice
>Suddenly, topless girl serves him at the corner store.
>I pause the tape, and touch myself a lot
>Suddenly an almost painful sensation like I really need to pee
>bolt to the toilet just as it starts
>cum into the toilet
>be very confused and no longer horny
>Stop the video and do something else

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>12 years old, I go fetch mail for my parents. Find a women's bra and panty catalog.
>Start rubbing my junk until white stuff came out.

Those were the days

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Been having sex since 17yrs old... but my first real orgasm was with my second husband (current husband) we were getting adventurous and he decided to try and fist me. I was already slopping wet from him cumming (he generally does a good 1 to 1 1/2 oz) gathered his fingers together, stretched me out and then popped in his wrist and make his hand into a fist. It was so much pressure and instant bottom out. He was essentially punching my cervical opening. Needless to say I went full retard. I couldn't talk, my eyes rolled back, the movement of his fist seemed to control my breaths and moans. We've limited that kind of activity though... I don't want a prolapsed vagoo.

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HOW THE HELL DID U GUYS START FAPPING AT 12

>>730766097
that's a normal age to start fapping
were you raised in a cult or something

>>730766097
is that too early or too late for you?

>>730766097
?

>>730766097
I started at 10
Used to wrap a raccoon tail around my dick and rub it up and down felt great
I miss that raccoon tail

>>730755943
Yeah, i cut out pictures and make a portfolio

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>>730753642
Am i the only one whose first ejaculations actually kind of hurt? Not quite hurt but felt very much like my urethra was stretching out. It was pleasurable as hell but very weird. After a few times cumming it stopped almost kinda hurting and never felt that way again.

>>730757195
Lol

I had always gotten boners since 4th grade but I never really understood masterbating, then one day when I was 16 I was looking at Ben 10 porn, I know how austistic, when I actually started stroking my dick instead of rubbing it, suddenly hips started fucking moving back and forth, I was laying on my bed and fucking came all over my hand and dick. From that point on I jacked off at least twice a day for a year straight.

>>730766282
way to early I didn't start until 16
>>730766258
I had someone tell me about porn in middle school and wanted to give me vhs but I was like no that's weird

>>730766857

>Earlier than I did it
>way too early

>>730766857
Sounds like the cult of Jesus to me. >;0

i was 13. summer of 1991. jizzed the first time, never had a dry orgasm.

never had a wet dream either. does it feel like cumming???????

>>730762342
yea just a dumb typo brah

>>730764122
lol
and for every time i masturbated so classily
there was a time i jacked off in a restaurant's public bathroom, or on a piece of junk mail, or even into a banana one time. lol

>>730767626
what is it with older people and the quantity of question marks at the end of sentences?

>>730755943
lol you know my mom said that I used to cut out pictures of ladies in bras from the ads like DIllards, JC Penny, etc. and paste them into collages in a folder.

I didn't believe her until she whipped one out that she had saved... for over 25 years... for the sole purpose of trolling me.

+1 mom... +1...

>>730767831
probably has something to do with the fact that young people were doing text messaging at a young age, where you have to either hold down shift or switch to a separate keyboard to make an exclamation point or question mark. young people end up being stingy with the punctuation.

i was 25 the first time i texted.

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>>730753642
Not sure how old, 11? Stole my brothers porno, used soap as lube. Dick got really swollen and it felt really weird which scared me so i stopped before klimax and didnt try it again for a few years.

>>730766570
same here, i was 14, and it hurt, but i wanted to do it again for whatever reason :P

>>730754059 You have to be a certain way through puberty to actually cum unless you had pubic hair at 10 and your voice was cracking

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>>730765083
you reminded me of something with the VHS tapes. samefag as passionfruit oil anon here.
>bout 1 year after passionfruit oil initial fappathon
>discover porn in dad's sock drawer
>watch "Night of the Living Debbies" starring Nina Hartley
(horrible porn but hey top notch pornstar)
>rewind and rewatch certain parts a lot
>rewind button on vcr is right next to record button
>dad never removed the protection tab on the vhs tape after copying the porn video
>accidentally record over a very short portion of the video with with whatever was on TV at the time
>mfw I discover that there is about 1.5 seconds of "Dragon Tales" somewhere in the middle of the fucking porno

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>>730753642
Pretty fucked but interesting experience

>Be me
>11 years old
>Cursed with dry skin one winter
>Have to cover every square inch of my body with moisturizer after showering
>Start at the feet, work my way up
>Slip-sliding around because lotion-covered feet
>Get to my peepee
>Rub it down
>Starts to get hard, feel good
>About to orgasm, but I didn't know what that was at the time
>At that moment, that my slippery feet decide to go parallel with the floor
>I tumble onto the ground
>Hear mom coming up the stairs
>Fuck, I'm on the ground, the back of my head hurts from hitting the wall, and my dick is hard and on the verge of cumming
>Door is creaked open because bathroom fan is on
>Have to press myself into door so mom doesn't see me like this
>Make it just in time
>"Are you okay?"
>"Yeah, I just fell. Nothing hurts too bad."
>"Okay, good."
>About to step back when-
>I'm stuck
>See, my sister had this red velvet robe, and when I pressed myself against the door to hide my shame from my mother, I got "stuck" in the loop that the string of the robe goes through
>Try to pull out, only succeed in humping the soft robe and unknowingly making the situation worse
>Suddenly...
>Hello, what's all this, then?
>Cum from the velvety sex
>Alright, yeah, this is good, I like this
>Then came the post-orgasm euphoria crash
>I didn't know what happened, all I knew was that I just got weird white stuff all over my sister's bathrobe
>Finally managed to "slip free"
>Freaked out, knew my sister would be ultra pissed
>Spent 40 minutes running stained robe under sink to clean it
>End result was one big dark wet stain on the bathrobe
>Luckily it dried up and nothing was left behind, so she never found out
>MFW I got my first orgasm by being molested my sister's bathrobe that wouldn't let go

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>>730753642
>11 y/o
>first time parents leave the house with me and the computer on so i immediately looked up porn
>click on absolutely random website
>see first blonde chick with big tits
>click on video
>i grab my dick
>she gets fucked
>immediate panic the moment my muscles contracted
>start running to bathroom
>stop cumming midway there
>fall in hallway covered in cum and afraid
>mfw

>>730768545
that's fucking hilarious

>>730753642
>Jerking off on the couch under a blanket
>Feeling better and better
>Sort of dizzy feeling
>Feels great
>Came
>Realized I came and panicked
>Where is the cum??
>Fuck it
>Watch tv
>Never found any cum

>>730769839
I don't remember the age. Maybe 11 or 12.

I was 11. Had been doing sexual stuff with myself for years but never straight up masturbating. Decided to get creative, took some terrycloth wristbands to had (look, it was the 80s, I'm an oldfag) and put them inside each other until the center one was really jammed in there. Would up being a perfect fit for my teeny peeny. Got hard watching some HBO movie with a nude scene. Tried my invention. Worked like a charm, eventually felt funny building feeling and something headed up the urethra. Bolted for the bathroom, managed to make it and spurted into the toilet.

Beautiful thing was that the head stuck out the end of the wristbands so no cum got on them.

Used that like a homemade fleshlight for years. Could leave it anywhere, nothing naughty about wristbands. Even had mom wash them, "got them sweaty when playing". Finally outgrew them, was heartbroken. Took me a while to perfect the hand only method.

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>>730769116
lol
follow up
>15 years later (29 yo now) this was last may
>parents moving out of home
>grab box of dads stuff to move it
>see the legendary VHS
>steal it like a nigger
>haven't watched it yet, but...
pic relevant

>>730768545
I'm laughing so hard at this

I imagine your dad late at night, sneaking out of the bedroom and to the TV. He pops in his favorite porno, and wastes no time in pounding the gavel. Then, right as he's cumming at this favorite part-

"I wish, I wish, with all my heart, to fly with dragons in a land apart."

>>730753642
8. Nothing came out, didn't do it again for about a year after that.

>>730766097
I've been doing anal shit since I was like 11.. you must be really sheltered.

>be 12
>play shit wwe game
>freezes on a load screen with hot diva
>dick gets hard
>assume it means I need to pee but to relaxed to get up
>start messing with hard cock
>feelgoodman
>keep rubbing it while being completely amazed at how good it feels
>all of a sudden I lose control of my body
>start cumming everywhere
>after I get done I look down at what I've created
>a mixture of guilt and confusion overcomes me
>ring the rest of my jizz out like a gogurt
>run to bathroom and grab a roll of to
>clean up mess and then Google what just happened to me
>been fapping ever since

>>730757534
kek i thought i was the only who did this, i started doing that around the same age.

>>730753642
I was eleven I saw a hot chick on TV started humping my clothes came in clothes kek