anyone have a weird fetish for weird/awkward/butterfaced girls?

cont please

>>730746017
bump

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and.....

>>730746017
Every male that's never been with a woman has this dream to be fair.
Everyone that's never been with someone wants someone plain and normal and boring for their first time... something "comfortable".

...

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ITT: let's post weird looking girls while OP shares his story.

Yeah, I got this fetish as well...

cony cunt

>>730746017
>she stood out me me
>mainly because she looked like a girl who isnt retarded trying to be retarded
>asked girl i got the nudes from what the deal was with her
>apparently she has been sheltered from the world until she got to high school. parents are religious as fk
>" ok why does she wear that thick ass jacket in 90 degree weather tho"
>parent told her she has too
>now im interested
cont

sorry typing on phone from work

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>>730746574
>>" ok why does she wear that thick ass jacket in 90 degree weather tho"
>>parent told her she has too

Interesting...

>>730746574
>we have gym together
>she always sits to the side talking to nudes girl
>she is wearing a fucking sweater
>i start talking to her
>cracking jokes
>asking about her etc.
>she ends up liking me
>at this point im worried
>my friends never questioned why i talked to that group because i talk to everyone.
>now it looks like im trying to date eskimo joe
>try to too care because i have a hunch
gets better from here
cont

>>730746888
this better not end in
"Cotton Eyed Joe" lyrics...

Lets all be real here, we're into butterfaces because we believe theyll have low enough self-esteem to date us.

and we're also too shallow to date fat chicks.

>>730747236
Well it's not that exactly. It's that they'll do anything we say because they can't get other dick. Butterfaces always into the freakiest shit

>>730747338
>Women can't get laid whenever they want

I've got news for you buddy...

>>730746888
>we have this area in the gym behind the benches where we hide to NOT do gym shit
>i like doing gym shit but they dont
>they are socially retarded to a far more disturbing extent
>nudes girl is not at school
>perfect
>start having a heart to heart with sweater girl
>she is still shy as fuck after 5 months but she tries
>ask her whats the deal with the sweater
>she told me her parent told her that she has to cover her body because of outside sin or some shit
>gets really deep in it
>tell her she is beautiful and i was just curious what she was hiding
>"i dunno" girl blushing shit
>start wrestling with her a bit, like bear huging
>shes laughing and giggling telling me to stop
>im really just feeling her up
>shes an idiot
>her tits are monsterous
>double, maybe triple D
cont

>>730746017
we're listening OP

>>730747433
well now we need a picture of her.

>>730746919
Butterface? Are you fucking kidding me? Arias and Anthony are goddesses.

>>730747433
Keep er goin

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>>730747433
Type faster pls

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Anyone have more of her

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>>730747433
hurry up you faggot

>>730747151
nope real story
>>730747236
im going to get into why i like it later on

ANYWAY

>i didnt grab with my palm
>more of my forearm
>im bare hugging
>tell her im gonna take her sweater off
>she is still laughing but actively tries to get free now
>she gets free calls me an asshole and just hits me like a girl would
>i go back in and hug her
>i say i just want to see her like a regular girl
>smile is gone
>shes not mad she actually takes it seriously and actually considers it

gonna rush em out in short burst
cont

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>>730747896
YOU CAN'T JUST HIJACK THIS THREAD

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>>730747385
>any man with self respect wouldnt
> people of 4chan.
fuck it you;re right

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>>730746017

>>730747914
More of this one

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>>730747967
Into this story because it's somewhat realistic :(

>>730747967
hurry up

>>730747967
>she says ok but ask me to promise not to tell anyone especially her parents
>lol the fuck "duh i know how you feel about it"
>she unzips her hoodie
>fucking fuck
>shes not even wearing a fucking bra
>im not even shitting around
>its like she wears that thick ass hoodie so much she doesnt even notice
>remeber she also has a thin figure, she is a generally small girl
>im staring like a fucking idiot
>she covers up with her arms
>"there you are the first guy to see me with not hoodie"

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>>730746017

>>730748196
>>730748242
>>730748306
Noice. Thx m8

bumping for interest

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My birds are liking this

>>730747896
>>730747998

Jessica Patuzzo

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>>730748343
Wait so did she at least have a shirt on? Or did she just whip out her tits right there?

OPs face when

>>730748866
Bump for this

>>730746769
glorious

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>be 39, so I've been with all kinds of women
>girls tell me I'm attractive often
>since I was a teenager, always chased the hot girls
>always ended up not liking them and moving on
>dated 2 butterfaces that made me laugh from age 33-35
>one left for Officer Training School (chairforce)
>one moved
>start dating what I consider to be a 10/10
>smoking hot, sexy, great voice, tight body, and she made me laugh
>after a while, I realize why it never worked out with hotties in the past
>dating them is like having 3 jobs
>my actual job, dealing with her ego, and gym time (you have to look like you're dating a 10/10 to get one)
>butterfaces treated me like I was a king
>anything I wanted, sex in anyway, whatever...
>had dinner waiting for me and my house was clean
neitherofthemlivedwithme.png

>10/10 requires constant ego nurturing
>bitches about everything
>routinely violent
>sex is only her way
>my pots are always cold and house is a wreck because of her

I'm with OP. I've been dating a woman who is (to me) a hottie, but was a 10/10 20 years ago. She was 19 when I was born. She's like the butterface girls, but GILF hot.

>>730748908
Lord have mercy

Fucking sucks

>>730747121
where do i meet these people? fuck

>>730748964
I saw the greentext and thought it was another part of the story. Don't get my hopes up like that

>>730748343
>i didnt give a fuck about what my friends said about me hanging with her
>i felt like a kid that found THE treasure
>her face even got prettier
>i grab her arms because i wanted to see more
>"they are huuuuge. i love em"
>she getting red in the face
>tries to cover them up
>we start wrestling again
>really just copping a feel to be honest
>shes laughing like an idiot
> fuck it
>i kiss her
cont
>>730748866
it was a gym uniform shirt. she is to religious for that. gym uniform is just a t shirt tho.

>>730749144
Stop being so fucking new, and then maybe you won't make stupid assumptions such as you did.

Op will rape her(i hope)

>>730748121
Nigga look like a poppyseed muffin

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>>730749229
Fucking roasted

>>730749156
>copping a feel
okay this is a nigger
bail thread

>>730749193
Kestrel a best.

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>>730749156
cont pls

>>730749749
Kentucky fried nipple

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>>730749749

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>>730749749
Gross dude

>>730749749
Id cum all over them

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>>730746017

>>730749857
Would hate fuck her so hard

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>>730749946
GROSS DUDE

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>>730746017
take your time OP, we'll be waiting.

>>730748964
have any pics of gilf or any tips on how to get one?

>>730748908
this is a good representation of sweater girl. imagine a bit shorter longer, unstraighten ponytail, skinnyer face, minor acne

>she cant kiss
>shes still on the 4th grade peck on the lips shit
>i ask her if shes ever been kissed before (like i dont know)
>the chick is bright ass red
>she didnt say a word just shook her head
>she didnt even notice my hand still groping her tits
>i start laughing "well this is gonna be new"
>i actually lift up her shirt
>this is the best park
>her tits are flawless
>im a big nipple guy and her nipples were big and hard
>im not egotistic, her nipples were probably hard because the gym is cold as fuck
>not that i care
>now she is back on earth
>she pulls her shirt down
>she gets up crazy embarresed
>i hug and kiss her again
>for whatever reason she goes into this trance whenever i do it
>fucking romantics
>bell rings
cont
next day?

>>730749749
Boob vitiligo? Sort of cool, nice one anon.

>>730749889
You're posting some nice Tits.
10/10

>>730750074
If you ain't beating off onto questionable tits. You ain't even tryin

>>730750096
Please cont

>>730750096
God damn op I'm loving this

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>>730750096
Honestly sounds like you just sexually assaulted some poor girl behind some bleachers, OP.

>>730749749
Bitch has negative titties
Nipple lighter than rest of boob

>>730750096
Mfw op is a teacher

>>730750093
Get one what? If you're referring to the GILF, get on PoF. There are plenty older women there. Just avoid the landwhales. Those bitches are scary.

If you're referring to the 10/10, I don't recommend it dude.its the most taxing thing a man can do... unless you are rich as fuck. I'll admit I've got a good chunk of change, but it's not worth it. Find a woman that smiles every time she sees you, and treats you like your mother would. Except for the sex part... make sure she's your slut, not anyone else's.

I imagine that's a lot tougher when you're younger than I for me due the parlents of our times.

>>730746017
show cock

>>730750426
He's right, you know!

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>>730749833
Also nice dubs

>>730750561
This guy is pouring out wisdom. Might be good to take notes here

>>730750561
*ignore the "for me"

Had to reformat and fucked up. I'm drunk, so sue me.

>>730746473
This chick has thousands of public flashing pics

>>730750096
>next day girl i thought sweater girl would avoid me like the plague
>nope
>she is basicly the first person i see
>she actually apologizes to me for how she acted
>LOL
>something about how embarressed she was
>dick is hard as diamond for some reason
>tell her it was nothing
>"i love being around you"
>skip to lunch
>shes on my ass like an asian on cat
>actually get embarressed
>my guys keep asking me if i date her
>again its high school i cared about my cool points
>start going to the other side of school with her
>baseball field benches
>say i love the green
>hour lunches so i had a lot of time to work
>she is inbetween my legs laying her head on my shoulder
>her ass is pretty nice too, shes sitting right on it
cont

>>730750958

for the love of something.. Please cont.

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>>730750263

>>730750958
>>something about how embarressed she was
>>dick is hard as diamond for some reason

You should look up "Embarrassed Nude Female / ENF" on porn sites. I feel like that would be up your alley.

>>730750958
Please tell me you finger her

>>730750768
Thanks, man. I'll keep going, because I have a really great way to pick up women no matter the age:

Find a restaurant/bar near your place that you like.
Start showing up there around 3-4 times a week. Eventually, the staff will start talking to you. Get in good with the staff, and they will either go to bat for you with women at the bar, or one of the staff members will start liking you. It's like clockwork, it works so well. Before I started dating my GILF, I banged 3 waitresses at the local Logan's Roadhouse. One was 21... I was 37.

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>>730751268
Or finding a really nice bird and live happily with your newfound friend

I still fear this is gonna end with a
Where'd you go, Cotton Eyed Joe
lyric

>>730750426
lol WHAT
>>730750544
10th grade
>>730750958
>striaght groping her at this point
>she just gives me the occasional "ssssstttttooooopppp" laughing every now and then.
>this has been going on for 2 weeks.
>dont want to push it to fast and have her in the church confessing her sin with twenty lashes.
>at this point she is reacting to getting her nipples played with like any other girl
>its time to step it up obviously
>i tell her im gonna teach her how to kiss
>"umm i dunno"
>its not sex
>"ok"
>starts making out
>grabbing a cup full of titty
>tell her how to use her tongue
>she is really into it
>unbutten the carpenter pants

>>730751416
I've done it, man. Happily. Thanks.

>>730751594
Could be teaching 10th grade

Don't you dare stop OP

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>>730751594
Does this end sad? Cause I can't deal with sad stuff...

>>730751268
Keep me coming bro

Im trying to fuck as much vagina as humanly possible. 4/10 or higher no fucks givin. There are times I'm afraid to look back when I'm getting dressed and running for the door. There's no shame in my game.

An old man once told me. "One day youll look back and regret every piece of pussy you passed up".

You definitely sound like you've gotten you fair share of pussy. So any tips your willing to share I'm all ears homie

Btw your mention of physical appearance and muscle tone is spot on. I hit the gym everyday like a mad man. Prob the biggest key in the success I've had

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Cont pls

>>730751594
Bet she had a big hairy Bush

>>730751875
All the birds in your pictures are probably dead.

>>730751875
It's gonna be like that one where the girl kills herself. Either that or walk the dinosaur

>>730751921
Keep em comin*

fuck sake I have to go back to work
smoko is over

Op we need you and my trips

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Bring home the bacon OP

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>>730752000
Nah, the quality of the pics are recent and the life spans are pretty long.

>>730751921

yo Hombre! are you going to the gym every single fucking day a week? what ya doing, only lifting....

>>730751594
also forgot to point out that nudes girl has to idea what was happening between us, she thought it was cute sweater girl had a crush on me lol

>snaps back into reality
>straight up says no
>why
>"because i shouldnt, my parents would never forgive me"
>explain to her i do want to have sex, just want to see all of her
>still not sure
>actually had to EXPLAIN SEX as being dick enter pussy
>she actually agreed and to be honest likes me too much to make me mad
>i unbutton and while kissing her
>pussy is heated up
>could warm a cup of coffee
>starts moaning
>ask if she likes it
>nods

>>730750544
Kek

>>730752229
Good thing no animals eat birds.

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>>730751594
>>i tell her im gonna teach her how to kiss
>>"umm i dunno"
>>its not sex
>>"ok"

Seriously fucking A+ lulz, anon.

>>730750561
I'm 27

I dont call myself a mgtow or whatever, but women tend to be sluts forever.

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>>730746017

>>730752324
>its not sex
>immediately starts sex

This is getting good. Keep it coming.

Fuck op gonna need a pic

>>730752304
5-6 times a week. 20 minute cardio to warm up. Then pump iron hard as fuck. It's been my experience girls like big arms round shoulders and a full chest and calves. I'm sure it's not every girls thing. But I'm certain the majority do. Watch your diet!

>>730748908
You're blind if you think she is ugly.

>>730752693

thx my man.

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>>730752498
I like how there are basically 3 threads here:
Op--Boobs
Me--Birds
You guys--Bitches

>>730747168
It has a dent. Send it back for a refund.

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>>730752873

>>730747433
czeche'd

Op pls

>>730752498
All women have that need to be fucked. Trust me. You'd be surprised. Even married ones. Your a fool if you think a ring plugs holes

>>730752873
maybe if you rub it enough it will pop out, like it worked for my car bumper

>>730753016
the ring tells her "I caught this one, now what's next?"

>>730752324
>go to the basics
>start rubbing clit
>girl isnt even kissing me at this point
>she is breathing hard as hell
>start kissing her neck
>if it isnt obvious i was using EVERY TRICK i learned from porn to make her go crazy for me
>one finger in
>now she is panicking a bit
>just starts saying "no" over and over again
>starts fingering her
>bitch cant stay still
>i swear to god she is acting like its the first time she ever felt sexual stimulation
>nipples hard as fuck
>ok NOW that was all me
>she is sweating like a bitch and moaning loudly
>she doesnt even give a fuck about people being around at this point
>pause for a bit and pull her pants down to the knees
>granny panties ffs
>starts again
>she is soaked to the knees

>>730753195
Good shit, keep going please op

This will die before op finishes his pun

>>730753402
Fr tho

>>730753195

Type faster nigger. Gotta pre-type this shit.

>>730753195
needs more avians

>>730752826
For what it's worth if your genuinely interested.

Limit carbs to 100-200 or less. Keep your protein up. Lots of lean meat (boneless skinless chicken breast). Some veggies. That's it. Keep your carbs clean. Oatmeal. Potatoes(baked,roasted) brown rice. Just one slice of bread has 25 grams of carbs. Just a heads up

DL a calorie counter

Serperate and focus on muscle groups each workout. Chest, legs, back, shoulders, arms.... etc.

I spend 2 - 2.5 hours there each time.

There are some attractive women at the gym. Enjoy the scenery

Bamp

>>730753195
where you both still on high school bzseball bench?

>>730753537
If so that's ballsy

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>>730753195
>Saying no over and over

>not sexual assault

Ffs man

>>730753576
Basletballsy, if i may

>>730753579
No means no except when it means yes.

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>>730753486
I can bridge that gap my man

>>730751734

Another great thread happening during htis thread. lol

>>730753637
lemme correct your spelling for you anon
>baseballsy

>>730753576
Basketballsy*** fuck.

>>730753675
This is a good night for /b/

Bring some people from that thread here! We need more brains

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>>730753509
I'm actually learning from this, thanks anon

>>730753195
>she starts stuttering like an idiot
>A-A-A-A-A-AH N-N-N-N-Nooooooo
>if i wasnt so fucking horny i would laugh because she sounds so stupid
>she doesnt exactly have a sexy voice to be honest
>sweater girl straight came
>and i do mean came
>i still jerk off to this
>she is pissing and shaking
>she has a death grip on my arm
>actually hurts, broke the skin
>i actually feel bad because it looks painful
>she looks like mess, no cumshot needed
>starts crying
>oh boy
>starts apologizing again
>beat red
>turns around and sobs into my chest
>now im panicing
>"sweater girl! its ok, i swear that was amazing. stop crying"
>she is bawling dude
>says she couldnt stop
>she has no idea what an orgasm is
cont

>>730751268
i second that advice.
On my own for the 1st time in 6 years.
Start having dinner & drinks in this hole over in Hacieda Heights, Sunset Room, after a while the staff started introducing me around. Even banged one of the waitresses in the john the week before her wedding. It was epic.

>>730753136
This guy gets it

>>730746946
the size of this room is uncomfortable

>>730752836
I love the birds

>>730753697
Triple a rated porn

>>730753913
My nigga! Which town?

>>730753509
fuck you, go away old man.
we can get workout info everywhere else on internet faggot
dont hijack this underage shit, fuck you man

>>730753906
Damn OP you a straight-up sex criminal piece of shit.

Let this be a lesson to all OPs. Fucking write this shit out in advance.

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>>730753906
>>says she couldnt stop
>>she has no idea what an orgasm is

Going to high school in the Bible Belt... I can actually believe this happening. I knew a lot of people (including men) who didn't know what cum was.

Some parents really set their kids up for failure by leaving them in the dark.

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>>730754034
Thank you!
It's hard to get some recognition around here...

>>730753913
we dont give a fuck
go away old man
quit hijacking the good shit faggot
fontana is for bikers whores and faggots
and you do not own a bike

>>730754183
These are the types of guys who's girlfriends and wives you'll be fucking.

>>730751921
My last bit of advice is this:

Never "hit" on women. Just talk to them like they're interested in the video game you like at the moment. Engage them, don't let them rule the conversation with women rubbish.

Don't be pushy. Just be like you're talking to a bro.

>>730754348
I just like birds in general anon.

Holy fuck that's a cute owl

>>730754224
*elevator music in background *>>730754207

>>730754378
fuck you old man
we dont give a fuck what you have to say
go away faggot go away

>>730753906
Type faster my man!

>>730754353
This guy too. Has been cucked by a man greater than him. A man that can make a girl smile and laugh and suck his dick in the bathroom while her man is at home playing video games.

>>730754348
Hey man, I appreciate you.
Keep em comin

*Wastelandish sounds*

>>730754597
Pretty much. Will eventually hate all women. Cuz of course it's always their fault.

>>730753913
It was very epic. barebacked and unloaded in her.
Rest of the night she kept telling me she was leaking while she worked. Left with her hubby to be.

>>730754378
Not gonna lie bro. I usually hit on them pretty hard. First priority is making them laugh or a clever opener. Appreciate the advice. To be honest I'm not looking to invest too much time into them. Deep down they know what you want.

>>730754751
Because they obviously always go for jocks and leave us nice guys with the scraps! *tips fedora*

>>730754751
This guy gets it

>>730753449
moar?

>>730754348
Thansks for entertaining me while I waiting for OP

>>730753537
>>730753576
not brave at all, place was cleaned out
lunch room and the outside lunch areas were where you wanted to be.
baseball side is closed off, have to sneak in
>>730753906
>i spend the entire time coddling her so i didnt get to profit off of it.
>she was acting strange the next couple days and even called in sick
>oh boy i broke her
>week later she comes back
>starts apologizing damn near begging forgiveness
>basicly saying "dude its fine, chill" people arent in the hallways yet but they are about to be and dont want that attention
>starts following me around again
>buisness as usual
>at this point she literally cant wait to be alone with me
>she can do anything in public because she is socially retarded but when we are alone she is completely hands on
>actually kisses me
>its shocking because its her
>at this point i KNOW i got her
>she doesnt even talk to nudes girl anymore
>and if she does she is asking her where i am
>in football practice after school
>sweater girl actually convinces parents to enroll her in music just to be near me
>parents wont give her a phone so she only sees me at school

>>730754975
T h i s

>>730754899
It's ok to be kind, just don't be the nice guy. There is a difference. Start pumping iron and wear some nice clothes. Have a good smile and clever one liners. You'd be surprised

>>730754975
Fuck. I hate writing something then rewrite it without checking if it doesn't sound retarded

>>730754899
>Tips fedora
>Allows bitches to escape his basement
Dude you are the very reason of the roleplaying killer trope's existence and you don't keep the bitches in your basement for your personal use.
I'm heavily disappointed

>>730755135
I know lol, I was mocking those kinds of people.
Just gotta learn when to back off.

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>>730754353
Who says I'm old ? It's all relative. . . .

>>730755047
Did you explain to her that it was an orgasim?

>>730755047
Good shit but hurry up before we hit the bump limit

NIGGA! Type. Fucking. Faster. I'll be rotting by the time you're finished.

Seriously though, keep it up. Interesting.

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Here's my bird submission while we wait

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>>730755047
It sounds like this story is gonna end with you doing something horribly cruel to her.
Prove me wrong, OP

>>730755047
KEEP GOING DUDE

>>730755346
That's a pretty borb anon

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>>730755324
Here's mine

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>>730755419
Actually studying to be an Ornithologist, so I have a whole bunch of pictures of 'em that I use for studying/memorizing and stuff

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Does this bird count too?

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I have bird artwork?

>>730755594
That's neat, birds are cool.
Could you dump more owls and aquatic birds?

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>>730755468
>Seen a Doctor for that?

I hope your typing this on a phone cuz this is slow as fuck

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>>730746017

you fucking faggot you have seven minutes to finish this goddamn story its not hard to type on a phone unless you got chode dick fingers

>>730755047
>time for fun
>bail on football
>pussy comes first
>go to music room
>she is in the corner like a retard
>she sees me
>comes right out
>we go to the gym
>basketball practice ended 30 mins ago
>ask where we are going
>she always ask this even though she knows its somewhere where i can try to fuck her
>"somewhere to talk, i know how nervous you are around people"
>under bench
>ask about day
>you look pretty
>starts kissing
>strips her pants off she always complains like she doesnt know im gonna do it.
>starts eating her pussy
>shes going crazy
>soaked like a dish rag
>i stop
>she actually ask me to keep going
>lol
>"really"
>"please"
>i pull my dick out
>you have to do the same for me first

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>>730755728
Sure thing

>>730755898
NIGGER THE ANTICIPATION IS KILLING ME

>>730755827
shine a light and see if that shit comes out the other side in a wave or particle form

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Moar OP MOAR

>>730755898
That criff hanger YOU MONSTER!!!

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>>730755898
OOOH DIS HEATIN UP NOW

>>730755922
Is that Petros the pelican from Mykonos?
Damned featherfag, so funny

>>730756144
Checkecked

>>730756169
No idea, I just thought it was cute and downloaded it off of facebook.

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>>730755898
IT'S HEATING UP IN HERE

I'm saving the story in case OP fucks up.
Also how old were you?

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I love how this has actually become a birb thread though

>>730750426
This guy is an absolute faggot and carries a form of consent for every woman he talks to to sign, but just like the condom in his wallet it sadly remains unused because he's a perma-virgin.

>>730755898
So u pulled her dick out?

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>>730754348
no doubt. you and that anon who was posting a ton of random "butterfaces" kept the thread going!

in the meantime of OP greentexting a story

from his phone

while he's at work.......

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>>730756374
I'm glad, we need more of these.

>>730756396
Or like, he just stops when a girl says "no".

Are you really so helpless that you can only get some by forcing yourself on a girl?

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>>730756396
:(

>>730754484
How's middle school working out for you?

>>730751268
This!

My neighborhood bar is slow as shit on the weekdays, Fri night comes along all the cougars show up. Have mad social proof proceed to hookup effortlessly.

>>730754348
im just here for your birds man, youre doing god's work

>>730755898
>>730755898
IM TRYING GUYS!

>she is beat red
>never seen a dick
>she felt it poking her ass, stomach and back but never saw it.
>she looks confused as fuck.
>to be honest she just wants to cum in her panties and pretend something else happened
>i dont know what to do
>now she is scared
>legit
>scared
>she is nude, covered in sweat and grool and we have 2 hours till her parents pick her up
>and we both know whats about to happen
>i walk up to her lift her, start kissing her
>dick is poking inbetween theigh
>she is crying but kissing me back
>i ask her if she trust me
>she nods
>lift her legs up
>stick dick in
>never broke a virgin
>blood start dripping on floor
>kissing her so she doesnt freak out

>>730748417

THANKS

>>730756519
Fuck off SJW, this is getting gud

>>730754847
Sounds like you're running caveman mode game...it works but you gotta sexuality rapidly and escalate just as fast. Lower success % but it gets to the point

>>730756750
u never explicitly asked for her consent
watch out for bs rape charges later on anon

>>730756519
If everyone listened when a girl said no, we wouldnt have a human population.

I understand you are a virgin cause of this, so.. ill take it easy on you.

>>730756981
so youre advocating rape

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UPDATE:
There Is a great horned owl outside of my house in a tree, I can see the silhouette and hear the calls. What do, shouod i try to record it?

>>730756981
in arabic
Yes is said "nih"

so No mean yes.
how else are we gonna teach the 8 year olds?
praise alah

>>730757069
YEs

>>730757114
YES. We need moar birbs

>>730756750
RAPE

>>730757144
b8

>>730747675
Yeah, Water Goddess.

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>>730756750
"do you trust me"
well played!

>>730746017
why does this dude have tits?

>>730755346
this, but
>end with

it's pretty much been that way since the 3rd or 4th post

>>730756864
Pretty much summed it up!

It's funny. I've never once had a girl complain while I slapped her ass red and flipped her around and ripped clothes off her while pulling their hair or choking their neck. Not once. Matter of fact the ones I've been roughest with seem to text back the most.

>>730752836
Yes, very meta. Shame that the birds in the pictures are probably dead

>>730757114
Record it but ask "are you, who-o, who-o" every time it "WHOO"s.

>She moaning so hard
>Tell her it's going to be okay
>Dick is going back and forth at a steady rate
>I hear a noise in the gym
>it's her fucking parents, they open the door, get on the floor everybody walk the dinosaur!

>>730756750
>sweater girl is pretty much in automatic mode at this point
>she is griping my back for dear life
>complaing it hurts
>slow down
>calmer now
>moaning again
>put both titties in my mouth
>start sucking
>i underestimate how fine these tits are
>this happen 8 years ago and i still get wet dreams
>sweater girl keeps saying "lord" "please" "no"and "god" every second
>i am not wearing a rubber lol
>first virgin man
>cant spoil it

Fuck I'm wet

>>730757351
Birds live for a long time

>>730753509
100-200 carbs is too much...I go with fattier cuts of grass fed meat and keep my carbs under 50 and saw much better results.

>>730757114
play who are you by the who

>>730757379
Fuck off

>>730757463
Thank you for the correction. Ever experienced flatness with lack of carbs?

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>>730757379
fuck off nigger, not even OPs writing style

Nigga how long does it take to type

>>730757379
The suspense

>>730757557
Fuck me baby

Dude, I have always had a strange attraction/fascination for "but her face" girls.

>>730757408
I finally caught up, if you dont finish before the thread ends, start a new one. Tag this post. Also, someone post a conjoined picture of all his posts

>>730756914
>/b/ - Random
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.


i'm not even going to fuck with a pic lest i overflow the limit

>>730748468
I like the birds I saved this one thanks bud

in before op busts in a retard and has one eyed children

>>730757595
fuck your ass you fucking Candy crush playin ass nigga

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>>730753195
so you raped her?

>>730756396
while women just want to be raped ik m8

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>>730757408
illegitimate children incoming

>>730749749

omg its like her skin ran out of toner then sputters a blotch of ink before ded.

Still tits/10

>>730749749
...what? never seen this before and i went to tiddie college

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I'm so sleepy, but I want to know the rest. I need coffee

>>730757767
Basically, yes he did

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Quick question: I recorded the owl, but it's in a voice memo on my iPhone. Is there a way to post it here or upload it somewhere I could link?

>>730748196
Looks like someone ran over her with a truck.

>>730757712
yes, one of those owls made me cum...
awkward....

>>730757941
Kek

>>730757918
You fucked up and used an iPhone to record something and it didn't go to your camera roll. So probably not.

>>730757705
SURE THING M8, JUST FOR YOU!!!!!!!

are you disabled?

>>730757408
>right as I'm about to cum, sweater girl tells me to get off
>I can't react fast enough
>she shits all over the floor and all over my shoes

>>730757408
>5 minutes of getting her used to it i just start railing her
>i do mean railing
>her ass is slapping on my thigh "railing"
>she is almost screaming "railing"
>she is cumming like crazy
>eyes rolling in the back of her head cumming
>back arched
>titties are the only thing im caring about
>bouncing like crazy
>ask her if she likes it
>no answer
>kept asking
>no answer
>actually had to stop and ask if she was ok
>she it legit pissing on me
>dripping down my leg
>good thing we are butt naked
>she just starts apologizing and saying she loves me
>ok
>start railing her again

>>730757408
just realized ppl fk with condoms, you're all fkn nasty

>>730746017
I like the girls that everyone else thinks are unattractive. I just get along with them so much better. They seem to be more down to earth and a lot more chilled out than the 10/10 girls. They're waaay too high maintenance.

>>730757918
>I recorded the owl
That's a duck you faggot.

>>730758108
>>730758091
fucking fags

>>730758108
>ok

kek

>>730757767
>>730757910
well, any PIV is rape, even if she thinks she wants it.

>>730758185
u are a poop idiot

>>730757574
When I go for max days I will carb load sweet potato or quinoa about an hour prior maybe 50 extra but on normal days I feel better and I actually got much more shredded. Carbs take alot of effort to fully burn...it's just what has worked for me, everyone is different.

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Owl.m4a
Maybe if I copy and paste the file?

>>730757941
and then reversed.

>>730758108
Is anyone still believing this guy who's saying he's butt naked fucking a girl in school?

>>730749862
https://mnwa666.bandcamp.com/album/split-with-oppenheimer-limit

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>>730758145
Can't tell if you're kidding or stupid

>>730758276
What's your calories at out of curiousity? Do you compete?

>>730758433
I fucked girls on campus when I was in high school. Not that hard to do if you weren't a sperg

>>730757918
Play it on speakerphone and record it on Vocaroo.

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>>730758145

this waiting time is trash. fuck your story op

>>730758433
Depends on how shitty the school is, know a guy that got caught getting brain from a chick in the Band room Instrument closet... Wasn't his first time...defiantly wasn't his last.

>>730758550
Don't compete I stick around 2200-2400 usually

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>>730758091

pls involuv more of de pissing scenes and oscinety scenes for my ideas of throught so i can picture it all today

OP is Kentaro Miura confirmed?

>>730758108
Nigger the thread is about to 404 get to the point

>>730758753
no

>>730755989
2slits

>>730758108
>i grab her by the back of the neck start kissing her
>i look her right in the face when i bust in her
>looks like she is just trying to hang on
>pussy is so tight its sucking me dry
>she locked her legs around me
>starts hugging me
>breathing down my neck
>we just stood on the wall for a bit
>she finally lets go
>no crying
>she is just breathing