Hey /b/ ... today was one of the worst days of my life
I'm a middle schooler and iv'e been on 4Chan since i was 8... cp doesn't bother me, the rekt thread amuses me, /b/ /r9k/ and /x/ are my favorite boards mostly because of how random and retarded it is.
There is this grill in my class, the first grill iv'e ever developed feelings for. Mostly because of her personality. She's the only grill iv'e met who's not a normie. And the first grill iv'e actually talked to and enjoyed it. She doesn't give 2 shits about holocaust and other offensive jokes. She likes anime. And she pretty much acts like me but less autistic.
Today I was talking to her and some fag said *I think shee likkessss youuuuuu* And she said GROSS I ALREADY HAVE A BOYFRIEND RETARD DO YOU HAVE BRAIN DAMAGE FAGGOT??
It broke my heart I feel terrible it was like the room closed in on me and leaving me in space... the first person i actually like already has a boyfriend...
is this a copy pasta
>>730743752
I'll put you out of your misery buddy. I've contacted the mods to ban you
>>730743752
Fag
>>730743880
this
>>730743880
no.. sadly
>>730744004
thank you...
>>730744305
holy fucking cringe then
>>730743880
i wish it was, anon ;(
>>730744450
ikr...
This is just some madman trying to ban himself and get (You's), r-right?!
go get some coloring books, crayons and youll be alright little guy
>>730744658
no... this is my last thread im quitting 4chan afterthis..
>>730743880
It is now
>>730744799
>this is my last thread im quitting 4chan afterthis
>implying he's posted
you should quit life immediately
>>730744870
>>730744004
Thank you anon
>>730743752
>I'm a middle schooler and i've been on 4chan since i was 8
There was no hope for you anyways, then boy....you were lost from the start
Why do these little faggots come here? This place used to be NEET.
Send a pic of your face anon. She might have just made the boyfriend thing up to avoid you because your fat and ugly
>>730744799
nah, you wont
see ya in 3 to 4 days
also fuckin man up. just fuck some random uggo
>>730745393
Ever heard of sarcasm buddy?
>>730745626
>626▶
>>>730745393
there was no hint of sarcasm in that
>>730745626
Ever considered suicide buddy???
>>730744870
thank you anon
;D
>>730743752
welp I guess its time to do an hero
Copypasta engage
>>730745252
no webcam anon but im as ugly as everybody else in the class xD and i have no self confidence whatsoever
>>730745938
>xD
holy shit I think this is real
she said it was long distance so i might have a shot...
>>730743752
>>730743752
mods
>>730745886
dont think it will make it that far but goodluck ;D
>>730743752
Go up to your mom, slap her in the face and say, "why the hell would you let an 8 year old on /b, god damn you're a shitty parent"
MODS MODS MODS HELPPPP
>>730743752
I'll take things that never happened for $500, Dan.
>>730746247
lol she thought that i was watchin YT she never checked on me and i closed out of the window when she came to my room
>>730746258
not really, waiting to be banned... this actually happened xD srry /b/
good bye /b/ prob gonna be banned soon ;( it was fun
>>730743752
>>730746512
>>730746710
kys reddit fag
>>730746797
I too am retarded
>>730746981
me 2 who isn't to be completely honest
your problems are small time fgt. i live in my car. and im happy.. get on my level.
>>730747271
If your'e happy then why are u on /b/
>>730747271
/b/ is a place 4 social outcasts furrys, homos, people who like shemales and people who are very depressed
>>730747342
Don't worry, Just appreciate the logical fallacy before it 404s
>>730747483
yes i am
the mods are fucking with me r.i.p its going to 404 ;(
>>730747637
Get the fuck over it or kill yourself, preferably the latter
Just be honest about your feels; If she don't like you, move on.
>>730744004
Thank you anon get him the fuck off our thread
>>730747742
ouch that hurt my feelings, can you say sorry?
and she said gross, ouch
>>730744004
What kind of parent allows their middle school kid on this website? Fuck my oldest is in middle school and I monitor all their shit. This kids parents are ducking degenerates.
Fucking
>>730748136
step 1 dont get caught
step 2 delete browser history
step 3 dont be completely retarded
>>730748136
i bet ur oldest jacks to hentai bukaki's faggot
An hereo
>>730748136
what are u an autistic 70 yr old who's infertile so u had to buy a jar of cum and put it down ur wifes clit?
>>730749133
*husband* srry
good bye niggers :P