Medfags of /b/. I just wiped my ass and there was a ton of blood,

>>730733763
Stop shitting blood.

Sharpie up the pooper

Put a cork up your bum

manpon

Was the blood bright or dark?

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>>730733892
hurts

>>730733936
Bright red, fresh blood

Go to the emergency room.

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>>730734103
its past midnight here, the fuck they gonna do except ask me to call my doctors office and book an apointment?

>>730734073
So probably it's something with an anus, maybe hemorrhoids or polyps.

>>730733763
go to a other doctor or emergency ambulance

>>730734073
I've been having poops like that for months now and I haven't died yet. But then again my stomach isn't average. It's been fucked since birth.

>>730734365
But if it will bleed itself then call the ambulance

>>730733763
Next time do not use dragon dildos.

>>730733763
put an ice pack on your asshole for 15 minutes and apply some preparation H

>>730734073
that's good, if it gets darker go to the hospital

>>730733763
>couldnt see me for 3 weeks
Where are you from ? Can not sign up for another?

>>730733763
Use a smaller dildo

>>730734291
Stop the bleeding hopefully ... This could be serious bro. Call 9/11 if you have to.

>>730735584
I think he died a moment ago

>>730733763
Post some stupid bullshit on the internet.

>>730735692
Well ¯\_ツ_/¯

> guise im dying

> better ask /b/

hemorrhoid

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>>730733936
>>730734073
>>730734365
>>730734446
>>730734853

This is correct. if you cant feel them when you wipe its 99% likelyhood of internal hemorrhoids and youll be fine.

stop straining when you shit.

>>730734103
>>730734382
>>730734606
>>730735584
These are retards. If the blood isnt black and gritty then theres no immediate danger.

>>730736125
But if he bleeding like hydrant then bleeding itself is dangerous

>>730736125
He died anyway

>>730733763
If its dark and kinda clotted, that's really bad and you have internal bleeding. If so, go to hospital.

If its bright red it could be one of a few things, and most will heal, and be fine.
It could be an anal fissure, caused by taking a hard shit and pushing too much, or it could be a burst hemorrhoid. Either way just eat lots of fibre and you'll be fine.

>>730736601

Pretty sure if hes bleeding like a hydrant he wouldnt have posted on b first you fucking mongoloid.

Dark = ulcerative colitis or chron's dis ease most likly, maybe some other form of inflammatory disease in your lower intestine

Bright = hemmeroids or anal fissure probably, which can led to some problems but its world's better than the alternative

G.I. major

niggas OP here. Had some blood in my underwear so had to sort it out

>>730734365
I've touched my ass, cant feel any bulging and it doesnt hurt at all

>>730734606
i feel completely fine, other than im kinda worried, not to the point that i need an ambulance or shit like that

>>730734853
Fucking on it

>>730735782
just did faggot

>>730736125
aight, most likely.... like ive had a half a drop or whatever before..but tonight, ive had like half a paper filled.. cand feel any hemorrhoids?

>>730736601
no hydrant, thank god.. but its kinda spooky

>>730736657
not yet

>>730736688
OP here, checked the 88

Stop having gay sex, you faggot

>>730736988
It's me

Suppository hydrocortisone would do you well BTW

Going to need to talk to ur g.i. doc if u want that tho

>>730737021
Can not you order a colonoscope privately?

If there is blood around your butt and on surface of poop, it's probably just a hemorrhoid and you're ok

If there is blood mixed into your poop, you need to go to the emergency room.

>>730737388
Exactly

>>730737388
another 88, checked
I had diarrhea and after wiping i noticed the blood, dont know if it was mixed in the shit

>>730737347
i might? but its 1 AM here, so its not exactly an option atm. Just wanna know that i can go to sleep and not wake up in a fucking godfather scene

>>730737616
Probably you can

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>>730737388
dont hemorrhoids hurt as shit? and arent you suppose to feel them?

Im 27, male with a job that is 50/50 sitting and walking around, wouldnt think that I could develop that shit?

>>730733763
uhhh... Sounds like an acute issue. Internal bleeding can cause quite a fast death. If you're still alive call 911.

>>730737616
Maybe diarrhea is a cause? I once have a similar situation to you after a severe diarrhea.

>>730737831
Bleeding is often the first symptom.

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>>730738112

well the bleeding has slowed down, and i feel fine, its not like im gut-shot?

Colitis fam

>>730738134
what did yu do?

>>730738233
so an attached fucking miscarriage on your asshole is the next step? plus it will hurt? please god no

>>730738244
well what do you think caused it. If it's something sharp that tore your rectum or something, then you'll most likely die in several hours. If it's just a sore anus from chipotle or something, you'll live, I guess.

>>730737831
I have hemorrhoids since the age of eighteen :V

>>730738375
Two days I was bleeding and stopped. But that was probably less than you describe.

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>>730738422
sheeeeit i suppose, its not like i pay any fucking attention to my ass other than shit, must be the food ? and i dont feel like dying, otherwise /b/ will never know

>>730738493
dayum, unlucky or what?


BRB, my tomach is rumbling and i think i need to shit again....

>>730738705
The doctors told me it was genetic

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I've had the same thing for a month. Hardly any blood though

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OP here

fuck this shit, im getting in the car and driving to the emergency room

peace be with you

>>730738705
On the other hand diarrhea can be a symptom and not a cause, then it's something with a large intestine, something not cool.

>>730739026
I hope you will live tomorrow, peace o/