itt we're at the office Hey Mike, I'm gonna need those

fuck you and your quarterlies.

>>730707192
>peels onion and hardboiled egg at desk

What kind of an idiot lets his milk in the fridge and goes on holiday for 2 weeks?

>empties the coffee pot, doesn't make more

>>730707192

>1996

>you will never work in an office this comfy

File: N7NTflP.jpg (13KB, 454x320px) Image search: [Google]

13KB, 454x320px

Windows 3.11

File: IMG_2232.jpg (27KB, 252x264px) Image search: [Google]

27KB, 252x264px

>>730707321

File: 1488066746601.jpg (7KB, 225x225px) Image search: [Google]

7KB, 225x225px

Who the fuck drank all the coffee and didn't put more on?

>>730707881
Cmon john is it that hard to make a new fucking pot of coffee

File: sanduskysplayhouse.gif (233KB, 250x300px) Image search: [Google]

233KB, 250x300px

brb guys

>>730708269
boss said thats a waste of energy so we're supposed to turn it off after using it. didnt you fucking listen last week at the meeting?

one day... just one day.. i'll show them... fuckin' sheep, every last one.

It's Tina's birthday. Sign this card, everyone! Go Team!

>>730707192
Why does that fucking department always fuck up my fucking cases.

>>730708436

fwd: >>730707192

yo this jeb dude is acting out again lmao

>>730708538
Fuck tina

*loud chewing sounds from one cubicle over*

File: image.png (53KB, 640x960px) Image search: [Google]

53KB, 640x960px

>>730707192

>>730708436
Hey andrew, HR here, i need to ask you about some things, Tina from accounting says you are making threats against your work colleagues.

>>730708538
>"stop giving the retard at sorting titwanks, there is cameras you know.

So... did everyone 'friend' the company's myspace yet? Next top 8 posting goes out next week!!!

File: 1457767683728.jpg (17KB, 320x320px) Image search: [Google]

17KB, 320x320px

um yeah, i'm gonna need all of you to come in on sunday as we have a backlog of work to do! okay, great i will see you all sunday!

>>730708853
John, now i've never critized you before, not even after you installed those pinhole cameras in the womens toilets but i feel i need to say something.

That is if i don't get top 8 i am going to let half the staff go and replace them with barely sentient indians.

File: 1424044298395.jpg (64KB, 720x602px) Image search: [Google]

64KB, 720x602px

Ayo who da fuck broke tha network again mane

>>730709165
Did you try turning it off and on again?

>>730709165
Sorry Deshawn but the mouth breathers in sorting ate a bunch of wires in the server room and now it smells like burned retard in there.
IT drones won't go in to fix shit.

>>730708973
wh... WHAT THE FUCK!!?!? THATS IT!!!

>pulls out a pistol

Been bustin my ass for 4 years and all I get is passed up on promotions and bonuses, only to work on a sunday, AGAIN!!!

>>730708973
looks like I'm going to have to TiVo Grey's Anatomy again.

>>730709392
Now now... turn that frown upside down! Feel the Synergy flow!!!

File: fu.gif (476KB, 350x143px) Image search: [Google]

476KB, 350x143px

>>730707192

>>730707192
NIGGER!!!

File: 1491717571313.jpg (45KB, 720x720px) Image search: [Google]

45KB, 720x720px

>>730709320
HEY GOUUUUUUUUUUYS IM BACK FRM TEH BURD WARD SOWWRY AB-AB-A-ABOUT DE COLORED LINES I CHEWED

>>730710038
OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK? WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR SKIN? HOW THE HELL ARE YOU STILL ALIVE?!

>>730709165
contact 'gnediger kenig' it's urgent ok

>>730710138
REEEEEEEEEEE DON MAK FUM OF MA TARD BACON FLEVERED SKIN

Notice from Head office no more 4chan during work houers anons

>>730710255
ok mane i got dem zingo-documents right here

>>730710759
O yes and i almost forgot Chris chan is ouer new Head of creativity now get of 4chan

File: deliveryBITXH.jpg (20KB, 852x480px) Image search: [Google]

20KB, 852x480px

"Hey guys, is this /b/tard department? I got something for you, just sign here..."

Hey did you hear that fatty Matty from the 3rd floor is banging Kelly from HR?

>>730708109
Why were ties like this ever in style?

>>730707192
>hits on debra

File: 1493154767843.gif (537KB, 480x270px) Image search: [Google]

537KB, 480x270px

>>730710971
DEYS OWNY RUM FOR ON SPESHIL PERSON IN THIS ESTABILOSHILOMIT

>jacks off at desk

>>730708109
FUCK UR TPS REPORTS !!

This is a company announcement colleen ferreri from sales is an hero

>>730711369
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I62_Kf9615k

Power cut system reboot no safe files found

Aaw fuck whose been sending black midget porn around again

>>730711830
Ha losers need to transfer files to a flash drive like I do,

>>730707904
my office is pretty comfy tho

>>730712011
I bet it was one of deshowns shenanigens, sigh

>>730707192
Where's that new fucking intern with my afternoon coffee? They better not forget the cream

>>730712511
Oooh you'll get some cream alright ...

Hi is this the IT department. Yes i have a file here called c/windos 32 think its a virus

File: picdump-16-02-19-079.jpg (35KB, 640x480px) Image search: [Google]

35KB, 640x480px

>>730707192
who ate my sandwich?

>>730708436
I'll provide ammo, just let me get out before you start. Or let me watch.

Fuck man what the password again

>gets pecked by linda from accounting

>>730707192
>Walk back in smelling like dank
>Was by dumpster with Mexicans from mail room getting blunted
>loudly open bag of chips
>Put in headphones
>Watch porn on phone

>>730707192

damnit i've been trying to get somebody from accounting on the line for the last 20 minutes. where the fuck are they? i do NOT want to have to go downstairs for this shit.

Hi mr trump the board isn't happy whit your manner of exposing your self infront of the staff

Get out of my chair

>>730712687
IT here, yeah ... you can go and delete it.

>>730712874

sorry, our computers have been down and debbie threw a hissy fit necessitating a group-wide meeting about anger management. what can i help you with?

>>730713133
ANON! You do not belong to the IT department! For the last time, zip your pants up and go back into the basement.

Alright, listen here, faggots! I need those final reports by 3 o'clock, on my desk, in a manila folder, with a nice greeting card attached. Johnson, I need you to run upstairs to marketing and tell them to cancel the Roth campaign - cocksuckers think they can get a better price at Wilmingtons? FUCK 'EM! Let them die in the streets like nature intended! Katzenberg, you're on the Steel & Co. account today, and don't you fuck it up, GOD HELP YOU IF YOU FUCK IT UP I SWEAR TO GOD KATZENBERG THIS IS YOUR LAST FUCKING HANDOUT! And where in the holy seafaring fuck is Leland?! Somebody tell that faggot he's fired when he gets back. Well what the fuck are you limp dicked commie cockjugglers staring at? Get back to work!

>>730713212

ok i understand

here's the deal: on my last expense report, my meal at The Four Seasons was not reimbursed. but i supplied documentation that my client was with me, and I used Form 92-F-C just like accounting mandates. so what the fuck is actually up here, accountantman!??

>>730713391

sir, Form 92-F-C is outdated. you are supposed to submit Form 92-F-Cv2.13. however you have to submit the form within 3 days of the meal, otherwise the client interaction is considered out of date and the right to reimbursement is waived.

do you need to speak with HR about this?

>>730713269
So do i still get the weekend off

Hi im the new intern whers the toilet

>>730714594
Yes, Also every weekday. You're fired, is what I'm trying to say. NOW GET THE FUCK BACK TO WORK! GET THE FUCK BACK TO WORK! GET BACK TO WORK!

Mother fuckers this is the yellow floor get that fucking period red mug out of my fucking site

>>730714785
So... Yea al just... Get back to deleting that virus then

Congratulations, everyone, Katzenberg just released all of our pre-tax information to the IRS by mistake and we're getting audited. Needless to say he is no longer working here. Also, neither are any of you. The following people will stay - Richardson, Paulson, Melnik, Rogers, and Franklin. Congratulations, Franklin, you're the new CEO. The other four, you'll be standing trial for corporate tax evasion. I'm retiring early and taking your 401k's with me. Any questions you may have should be directed towards Mr. Franklin.
*jumps out the window with a godlen parachute* DID I FUCKIGN SAY ANY OF YOU CAN TAKE A BREAK GET THE FUCK BACK TO WORK! GET THE FUCK BACK TO WORK!