What are you all drinking? I bet you cucks couldn't

>>730681796
hate to be the newfag, but what does 100 proof mean?

>>730682757
Proved they're the best 100 times

i haven't drank in over a month, i'm gonna break that shit tomorrow

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Just woke up but soon

>>730682757
it means that there is 50% volume alcohol

5am wondering if I should start drinking. All I have is Sky vodka

>>730682839
so it's just an arbitrary 'double the %' numbering scheme?

>>730681796
Weed's better.

>>730682975
*mexican girl picture why not both?*

>>730682975
Wish I could smoke weed but I'm a Texas fag making 300,000 a year with random drug testing so I think it's worth it to not smoke

>>730681796
why would I wanna afford shitty subpar whiskey?

>>730681796

Haha man i had 2 shots of that shit a few weeks ago...it's fucking gross

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>>730681796
>>730683113

>>730681796
Right know it's just some Black Velvet

Not anything great, but I got it for free so it'll have to do

>>730683113
>I'm a Texas fag making 300,000 a year with random drug testing

do you live in midland?

>>730682975
Smoking some pretty sweet hash with the free Black Velvet, it's noon here and my alcoholic ass is already pretty buzzed

>>730681796
>jack daniels
did you just turn 21?

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>>730681796
>I have alcohol!! Guys look I've got alcohol!!

>>730681796
Drinks dad drink. Wears Kmart jeans.

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> drinking american whiskey

>>730683650
No way North

>>730683771
Ya sure if a 21 year old can afford a $400 bottle.

>>730684578
Tennessee whiskey is the best, even crown xr doesn't match up to this.

>>730684009
Yes dad's drink when I've only met my dad two times in my life at the age of 23.

>>730683544
It's better than the shit you're drinking

>>730684753
I am sure they could but would they waste the money on it?
Probably.

>>730683946
> I'm a poor fag!!! Look I'm a poor fag!!

>>730684784
I dont know man, ever heard of a place called Scotland?

>>730684953
Waste of money. Have you ever had any decent whiskey?

>>730681796
What does you gf think of this drinking this early in the morning

>>730684992
Fuck macallan is the only good scotch whiskey from there and macallan 25 isn't even that great for 1300 a bottle

Only good american whiskey is leadslingers. Even then theyre subpar if youve got the dough, and since its thursday im drinking pacifico

>>730685054
My wife, ya she doesn't care cause I'm not a belligerent fuck off

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a lot cheaper

>>730685105
Have a bottle of that as well, it's my favorite cheap whiskey

>Flashy "limuted diton" label
>Same shitty whiskey

Enjoy yourself OP you fell for marketing

>drinking alone

>>730685054
If OP's taste in women is the same as his taste 4 shit tier booze, she probably doesnt mind daydrinking. The desperate ones seldom do...

>>730685205
>drinking alone with internet people
get it right

>>730685184
You've obviously never tasted it a lot better than regular Jack Daniels

>>730684753
$400 isn't a lot sorry to burst your bubble.

>>730685205
Ya get it right fag, but no I was drinking with my brother that I've seen for the first time in three years

Jack is shit. Drink 16+ year old scotch.

>>730685244
we aren't your people you faggot OP

>>730685313
You're right it's not but half the cucks on here can't even afford that

>>730685343
Wasn't op, op is here but alright fag

>>730685343
I am not /yourguy/ never said I was

>>730681796
>jack daniels
>expensive

Lol... you can spot a plebian, because they boast about inexpensive things being expensive

>>730682975

There's always one of these pothead faggots in a thread.

>>730685445
Never said I thought it was expensive said you cucks couldn't afford it

>>730682971
Yeah I never got the point of that myself.

>>730685519
I think it gets your drunk faster and is smoother?
I don't know I am poorfag who buys cheap gross liquor.

>>730685501
>cucks couldn't afford it

Idk man... white cucks that let black men fuck their white wives tend to be well off financially...

>>730685105
Lol look at this fatty's hand lol

>>730685864
So are you saying you let black men fuck your wife cause I make almost a half a million a year and my wife only fucks me.

>>730685973
Look at this cucks wife getting fucked lol

>>730685984
> wife only fucks me

With a strap-on the size of your ego

>>730685650
Maybe industry standards go in 1/2% increments, but then they all got drunk and ornery and said "you know what I always hated? Fuckin decimal points. Let's waste time creating a new standardized increment that's just the old one multiplied by two so we never have to look at them."

Seems like some solid drunk logic to me.

>>730684964
Are you always an insufferable cocksucker?
No one cares about your dads alcohol or your pretend 300k salary, kys asap.

>>730683113
300k pesos isn't that much.

>>730686011
I am 35, have a wife and a well payed job and no debt. I can afford it, to be fat.

>>730686266
I mean, the fact that you even have to ask a question like that on a board like this really only makes you look like the idiot in this conversation.

Not even the guy you were directing the question to, just saying.

OPs past out after half a glass

>>730687067
>just saying

Get that cock, out of your mouth.

>>730686266
This^^
Also >>730685984
300k isn't almost half a million. 490k is almost half a million.
But you seem real cool. Also, I don't make 300k a year but I'm a Certified Spirit Specialist (mainly brown spirits) and although that shit is better than regular Jack, it's still shit and not worth more than $80. Sorry anon

>>730687067
I thought it was funny

Not even the guy you were directing the question to, just saying.

>>730687161
Only when you learn proper comma use faglord.

>>730681796
Disguting fingernails

>>730687265
"Only when you learn proper comma use, faglord."
Can't even do it yourself

>>730687265
OK, then, keep, it, in, there, faggot. ,,,

>>730681796
Are you mixing it with that coke you have on the table?!? Haha real badass. "I buy expensive brand name shit whiskey to feel cool... and then I mix it like a college girl. Yay"

>>730681796

Any one notice the coke either mixing it our chasing it like a fgt.

>>730681796
>Bottle of pre-fire pappy under the floorboard of my backroom den

IDGAF what I can and can't afford. I've got a sunny southern summer day in a bottle.

>>730681796
Nothing says 'I love cock' quite like JD

pear grey goose

ps op is a massive faggot.

>>730687354
Do you always have an autistic need to point out obvious jokes like that?

>>730687597
>obvious jokes

Wut.

Bulleit bourbon. Fuck out of here with your JD gutterwater

>>730681796
That aint real Whisky stop drinking piss

>>730687643
Oh gotcha, you're just too retarded to notice that it's a joke in the first place. I really ought to stop giving morons the benefit of the doubt.

>>730687793
Have you been diagnosed with severe autism? You must be OP, this is some next level shit

>>730687954
Nah I just popped in to tell you you're retarded, not OP or anything.

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>>730688138
That was convincing

>>730687954
And if you're too retarded to grasp simple concepts I'll lay it out as simply as possible so you can hopefully grasp what's happening hete.

I commented on his improper comma use while intentionally not using a comma properly myself, this was the joke. You, being too retarded to understand this was intentional, pointed it out like an autist. So I called you an autist.

Do you feel better now that the every facet of the joke has been painfully obviously outlined in a way evem your mongoloid brain can easily comprehend?

>>730681796
What kind of idiot spends $400 for a bottle of this shite. Man you could've used it to get some real nice stuff.

>>730687793
>>730688138
>>730688433
"Retarded" three comments in a row, don't come across too intelligent now

>>730681796

That is a bottle of shit.

Expensive yeah, but shit nonetheless.

>>730688433
>this was intentional

Was your deadshit brain also intentional?

>>730688554
>>730688678
If only we could properly harness all this mad, we could solve the energy crisis.

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>>730682757

>>730688433
>hete
>evem

Are you raging so hard you can't even spell right now?

>>730688771
>I'm getting mad, I'll call him mad

>>730688931
>I'll prove that he's mad and I'm not by doing exactly what I'm calling him mad for doing
K

>>730689144
You had some trouble trying to spin that one around didn't ya champ?

>>730682975
Yeah man, weed is fucking better man

>>730689240
Not particularly, you're doing a better job of proving your own idiocy than I could ever do. I've never been able to shitpost this effortlessly before.

>>730685347
congratulations on drinking lots of money sir. good for you my man

>>730689630
Nah, your getting angry I can tell

>>730681796
$150....you just paid for the label. The whiskey is just like the regular Jack; Redneck brew.

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>>730689630

>>730689731
Well fuck I guess that's that then. Well played sir.

>>730689881
Hey man I never claimed to be an Aussie tier shitposter, but I do well enough to make a modest living at least.

>>730689991
Take it easy m8