ITT we describe a video game as shitty as we can and try to guess

>There's an evil villain who wants to rule the world and you have to stop him.

>>730665399
Rogue Warrior?

>you can jump
>and shoot
>at the same fucking time

>>730665233
Bioshock. Too easy.

Bitch dies. Maybe-daughter taken. Kill fake friends

>>730665233
bioshock

>>730665599
Far Cry 3?

>>730665791
No. Same perspective though

>>730665574
Megaman X You think I haven't seen sequelitis you fucking whore

>>730665574
Contra?

>>730665599
>>730666336
I can't get it bro

unlike minecraft, you can actually hear the screaming children. there's about a 99% chance it's in your steam library

> Can scream really loud
> Medieval based
> Dragons included

>>730666944
Elder Scrolls

>>730666932
counter strike?

>>730667218
same engine
>captcha: CLOSE

> Have camera
> go to prison
> die

>>730667361
Outlast?

>turn into dog
>go to space
>end up a nazi

>>730666793
dota2?

>>730667298
gmod?

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>>730667435
yup

>Peter dinklage wakes you up
>get guns
>kill aliens in great wall
>escape with stranger looking at ye

>>730667610
Call of Duty Ghosts?

> live underground
> radiation plagues the surface
> monsters everywhere

>>730667711
You're kidding right?

>>730667711
Artyom, ARTYOM!

>go to jail
>shoot a lot of guns
>dwellers
>so bright
>go deeper
>get caught.
>sleep for days
>kill warden
>.....
>profit

>>730667487
yup

>>730667711
Metro last light

>Big circle
>Smaller circles
>Colored enemies
>Ends on a glitch

>>730667920
agar.io?

>>730666494
that is correct :^)

>>730665233
>Be on planet
>Your boys turn bad
>Spiky niggers throwing oranges at people
>Floating orbs
>Watch out for goo
>Some weird football pad wearing skeletons shoot you
>Stone Cold Steve Austin with a machine gun
>Unlock tree grooming device and weird gun that shoots blue sea urchins

>>730667966
No, think older

>>730667920
Pac Man

>>730668151
Yep!

>speed is your reward

>On your quest to rule the world you stop a group of dumb ass poachers who want to be so rich that they rule instead.
>If you haven't played or heard of it you died before it existed

>>730668026
Doom?

>sweep, mop, dust, and vacuum stuff as fast as possible
>combo the entire level

>>730668315
viscera cleanup detail

>choose fast, armored or armed
>navigate
>shoot and avoid being shot
>geometric shapes
>fucking impossible the further you get

>>730668343
I'm pretty sure that only has mopping.

>>730668303
Bingo
Please tell me it was the spiky nigngers with oranges

>>730668315
Motherfucking Dust Force.

big key

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>Cry
>Die
>Cry in real life because you just wasted an hour for nothing
>Repeat

>be a plumber
>never actually do any plumbing
>save some random girl from a psycopath
>confusing as fuck
>dont wear a tie

>>730668554
Correct.

>>730668572
Super Mario World 2, the one with baby Mario riding Yoshi

>>730668549
Haha, that and the football skeles

>>730668577
Plumbers don't wear ties?

>>730667833
Escape from butchers bay?

>>730668819
yurp, good one anon

>Game starts with you dying
>Some chick drags you around the whole game while you narrate
>She swings you around at enemies a bunch
>You spend the whole game humming along to the soundtrack

>>730665399
Zelda

>>730665574
Halo

>fight 4 arm dude

Here's one for ya

>Kill Things
>Eat Things
>Suddenly, Waifu Appears
>Some Guy uses Waifu to Eat Earth
>Waifu Eats Moon instead
>Guy's son Eats Waifu Thing
>Continue Eating Things

>>730668881
Devil may cry

>>730669064
Beautiful Katamari?

>>730668881
OH FUCK transistor

>>730669124
Nope that's not it

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>>730669132
Bingo!

Now go listen to the soundtrack.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-zA1jRmAYfU

>>730669038
MORTAL KOMBAT

Join one of the large warring nations.
You want to go to war but the King tell you to go fuck yourself and eat a wheel of cheese.

The Khanate is outside your castle and your King throws a feast and pulls all of your retainers and family to a feast in fuckall nowhere.

>supercomputer turns guy into furry
>guy murders son
>guy goes to alternate dimension
>tries to murder you
>fails
>decides to steal your body
>turns out that he's your dad in the other dimension
>gets body back and murder alt dimension father
>murder supercomputer

>>730665599
Dishonored?

>Creepy zombies
>Gryphon riding dude is too busy summoning Elector Counts to be fucked fighting them
>Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh

>the cafeteria is always out of hotdogs
>bread in Japan

>crazy guy kidnaps whole family
>go find family members
>release them
>kill crazy guy in his lair

>>730668497
Battle ships?

>>730669275
Win

>>730669477
This is so strange I really hope someone guesses it.

Here's a vague one from around 10 years ago:
>Peaceful life on space station
>Terrorists attack
>Accidentally become pilot of giant mech
>Wreck everything in sight
>Game ends abruptly after anti-climactic boss fight

>>730668497
spectre?

>>730668881
Lolipop Chainsaw?

>silent unman shoots things for his country

>>730669998
Master chef from halo

>>730669998
Dick Kickem

>>730665233
Bio shock?

>>730667610
Half life?

>>730670034
no but similar level of legendary status
>>730670039
nope

>Toads Battle

>fly through Egypt desert and various other classic landscapes I can't quite remember
>shoot weird bugs
>power ups change gun spray patteen

>one arm with boom stick

>>730669963
Armored Core but I forgot which one. How the fuck do I know this...

>>730665233
Fallout 3

>>730670034
>>730670039
hint: silent doesn't mean the character doesn't talk. just silence is in their nature

>>730670298
Close, though Armored Core was one of the greatest PS1/2 frachises.

Think in the same era, but by Konami.

>>730667610
destiny
>>730669469
mothafucking mount and blade

>>730669963
Space Station 13.

>>730669724
winrar

wear suit. kill people. change suit. still kill people. maybe dont kill people. maybe dont be seen. have to kill target in the end

>Have a bad acid trip after waking up
>Shit is on fire, have to piss self
>No arm
>Fucking Zombie Ninjas
>Titty Sniper
>Racist Diseases

>>730670439
Zone of the Enders?

>>730670393
Snake? Snaaaake?

>>730670469
Metal Gear Solid V

>"okay, wait... what the he'll am I supposed to do?"
>"I guess these robots help me"
>"whoa shit, that's pretty cool looking"
>"so am I in underwater egypt?"
>"game was alright I guess, but it was only like 5 hours long"

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>>730670477
Dubs confirm it.

>>730665233
Bioshock

>>730670469
Metal Gear Solid 5

>>730670449
HitMan

>>730670545
Abzu

>fuck up twonkies
>aolways at the fair
>never figured out how to invent shit

>ps1 demo disk
>fucking endless diving and swimming
>great graphics for the time

>Be a delivery boy
>Package explodes
>Wake up with super powers
>Choose to be a good boy or a bad boy

>>730670699
Infamous

>Doesn't talk
>Decides to talk after being booty raped by some magic
>Total badass
>Time paradox plot
>I'm the king of my own city and I don't even know it
>World is about to end because of magic shit

>>730670699
Infamous

Man I'm on fire for some reason

>black Mike wazowski
>tons of them
>play instrument
>kill big things

>>730670725
Jak 2

>>730670592
hitman correctamundo

steal car. rob jewels. steal more cars. betrayal. rob big bank. death by car

>>730670658
Jimmy Neutron Attack of the Twonkies, shittiest game I loved as a child

>>730670769
Dont Starve?

>>730670721
>>730670756
You got it

>>730670826
No, here's a hint, it was only on one platform

>amnesia
>Mates get killed
>Kill the fuckers
>Fuck everyone's along the way

>>730670690
I want to say Tomb Raider.

>Scouting and looking around this hot area almost makes me yearn for a different season of a colder, perhaps radioactive variety.

>>730669970
Yep!

>>730670878
The Witcher?

>>730670937
Lmfao

Fallout NV

>>730670937
New Vegas

>>730665233
>ITT we describe a video game as shitty as we can and try to guess them.
ITT we all act like customers I dealt with on a daily fucking basis when I worked at EB Games?
>Hey, uhh, do you have..you know..that game..with the guy..and he has to get the thing..from the guy..and he has to jump..you know?

>gf dies
>get mad
>have demon tentacles
>kill guys and find dead gf
>gf is angel goddess made to kill you

> pick a hero
>kill zombies
>kill demons
>kill unicorns and flowers
>get a new pair of trousers. Maybe

>>730665233
Bioshock infinite

>>730671049
Then you should have some good ones. Care to share a story?

>>730668577
Mario

>>730671078
Diablo

>>730665233
>fucking elves
>tree loving faggots
>your settlement has crumbled to its end

>>730671049
Having worked at EB Games can confirm

>Can I get that Mario game for my Grandson, he owns a game player

>>730665233
ezpz

> wear hats

>>730670981
Yep

>>730671062
Darkness II, fucking awesome game, shame it was so short. Actually just replayed it last month, super fluid shooting controls.

>> Steal souls from soldiers
>> Look like superhero rejects
>> 12/14 main characters die in good ending
>> 99% sure you're the bad guy
>> Best entry in that part of the series (other entries stupid as fuck)
>> More dialogue than gameplay

I need healing.

>Badass body enhancements
>You never asked for this though

>Be kid
>ride bike through neighborhood
>practically every animate and inanimate object wants you dead
>dogs and cats try to kill you
>even the fucking lawnmowers come to life to destroy you
>destroy everything indiscriminately as your terrorize the neighborhood
>tornados come out of nowhere
>grim reaper even tries to wreck your shit
>somehow, when you get to the end, a shit ton of people are waiting for you to cheer you on.
>

>talking skeleton who wears a jacket and tells puns and has a big blue dick
>furry goat woman with big tits who molests a little boy
>flower that you have to bukkake on

>>730667711
Fallout

>>730671276
Ayy. Paperboy

>>730671276
Paperboy!

>>730665233
>Planet
>Robot
>S U C C

>>730671157
eso?

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>>730671274

>>730671280
Oh fuck you. That God damn series.

>>730671127
EEEEERRRRRRRrrrrttt

>>730671276
Le Paperboy

>>730671280
EarthBound Ripoff: The R34 DLC

Leap frog

>>730671417
I'm gonna call it correct

>>730671251
Yea, I recently played through it as well, I was disappointed that it ended so quickly, but the fast paced gameplay was really well executed

>>730671344
>>730671357
>>730671454

Nope, paperboy 2 faggots.

...nah your all right. Its paperboy

>light fires
>travel around kingdom
>kill local residents to get strong
>die alot
>kill leaders
>take kings place or pit out all fires
>travel arou

>bald uncle
>hot dogs
>choose to murder massive amounts of flies in the starting areas to get the best weapon power up before you advance

Pros:
>Much better than the first game

Cons:
>You have to play as a nigger

>>730671221
Really faggots? Hat Simulator?

>Every character is flat
>You have a hammer and like to jump on enemies
>the crappy entry in the saga has stickers

>>730665233
>wake up and kill a faggot
>kill a couple more faggots
>set yourself on fire or abuse waifu

>tower defense 2015: space edition

>>730671726
Paper Mario my family

>Start game alone
>Make a bunch of friends
>"I hope everyone likes me"
>"We are going to kill you cuz u r a pu55y"
>Try to get buff instead
>"We r not try to kill u cuz u r huge but still a fa990t"
>wtf m8
>Give up on wanting people to like you
>Kill them all

>>730669907
Manhunt??

>>730671690
Prototype 2

>Fag freezes ur homeboys
>Gotta unfreeze them
>Bitch runs away when you confront him

>>730671690
Prototype 2?

>>730667298
>66
team fortress 2

>>730671661
Why do fags even post this game? Shit is so obvious. Fuck off. Go back to /v(irgins)/ faggot

>>730671790
Eyyyyyy.

>>730671254
No guesses?

>>730670245
Metroid Prime?

>Sleeping
>asshole wakes you up
>religious nut jobs attack

>>730671830
No

Hint that gives it away:
>Hacking

>>730671832
Fallout 4?

>Gang steals girl friend
>Be with best brother
>Movement is slow and super difficult
>Be My with fist-hands throughout the city punching
>Punch gangers in faceface
>Bam
>Boom
>Poo
>Bottle throw
>Gangers fall down and blinkblink

>Begin game friends with everyone
>Someone wants to stretch their big dick
>Fight them
>Arms race for years
>Random player who you haven't talked to all game comes in and nukes you all

>survive on alien planet with stuff found in FedEX containers
>Top tier soundtrack
>"Difficulty: HAHAHAHA"

>>730671935
Mass Effect 2?

>>730671970
Obviously Watch_dogs 2

>>730671974
Double Dragon?

>>730671974
Double Dragon!

>>730666932
Garry's mod

>>730671466
BZZT! Wrong.
Answer is: Undertale!

>>730671958
Dead space 2

>present
>past
>future
>monkeys with guns

>>730671987
Civ 5 in my experience lel

>>730672029
Good guess but no. Try more traditional RPG

>>730672094
Nig Escape

>>730671987
DEFCON?

>die die die die die die die die die
>kill a boss
>repeat

>>730671972
No

>>730669963
zone of the enders

>>730672100
WINRAR

>>730671987
any of Sid Meyers Civilization

>blood cures
>blood transforms
>blood
>blood

>>730672044
>>730672059
Correct!
(with infamous Spooderman reference thrown in)

>>730665233
>run around naked, dick flopping in the air for 10 minutes
>die
>repeat until progress is made

>You, your girlfriend and your dog travel through space and murder an entire insect race.

Bonus:
>best little brother 2nd player mode in any game ever.

>>730672214
Bloodborne

>>730671344 someone
>>730671357 me
>>730672044 someone
>>730672059 me

Someone keeps beating me by a couple of seconds with the same dubs haha!

>>730672030
Yeah I was trying to avoid being so obvious but there isn't really a way around it lol

>>730671942
No

>>730672104
Hint for me?

>>730672214
bloodborne?

>>730672141
dark souls

>>730670932
You would be wrong

>>730669064
I swear I know this but I just can't remember...

>>730672238
Jet force Gemini!

>>730672284
Series has gone on far too long. From the devs that stupidly team up with Disney. (Not that game btw.)

>>730672362
Bingo. You're awesome.

>>730672329
Yep, nice one

>>730670725
bioshock infinite

>You are like the wind.
>Your trusted wolf beside you.
>Infinite shuriken.
(easy one)

>crash landing
>escape
>learn space magic
>kill evil space magic bro

>first half of the first entry was good
>2nd game was trash
>3rd game keeps retrying to create a great boss fight from the first game to the point where every boss is a shitty lazy double boss fight

>>730672404
Loved that game, and I second that two player mode

>>730672484
Nioh

>>730672501
Dark Souls series.

>>730672381
All I can think of is Kingdom Hearts man

>>730672563
Bingo

>>730672501
Most vidya in general!

What do I win?

Fight a popcorn
Fight a carrot
Snowboard/sled

>>730672591
You'd be close. You got square enix right. It's a side series of the main franchise.

>>730671254
Final Fantasy XIII-2

>>730672492
Force Unleashed

>>730672678
Fuck that fucking game. God it sucks. No but you're getting closer.

>>730672553
BZZT! Wrong!
Shadow Dancer!

>>730672670
Final Fantasy

>>730665233
>lots of waifus, not many husbandos
>hardly any content patches
>very popular among sjw fags

>>730672729
Yeah but which one?

500 million guns
>all do the same 5 things

>>730672670
I'm lost lol, Final Fantasy?

>>730672765
Borderlands

hair bitch

>>730672765
borderlands?

>>730671661
darksouls 1

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>>730672753
The one that's Final.

>>730672771
I'll give it a bit longer before I give it away. If you need more hints, it's better than 13 but still in that part of the series.

>>730672765
Rise of the Triad? Because that was literally Rise of the Triad.

>wake up
>number one
>people still berate the game
>literally best game of 2017
>opposers are feminazis and nostalgia fags
>cross dressing is required to beat game
also "muh feminism" is the similar trash game

>>730672739
Overman?

>>730672709
Close enough. Was kotor, but every star wars game has the same plot

>>730672852
Lmao good try. It's not a main entry and with regards to the title itd be closer to the first lmao

>>730671254
FFX?

>girls of every shape and size
>all hot as fuck
>theres even a petite in a gothic school girl outfit
>tiddie physics

>>730672878
Yeah, overobserve.

>>730672916
Lol kk.

I'm gonna take a shot in the dark here and say 3

>#beachlyfe
>don't remember shit
>hunt magicians
>be detectives
>imp asshole makes u save the world
>important blanket is fucking ruined
>orcs and zombies and skeletons oh my
>magician conspiracy
>infiltrate magicians
>poison metal or whatever
>2 sisters show up
>sibling rivalry
>join one even tho she's a bitch but they are both bitches so w/e
>find out you used to be an immortal security guard for a box with a dragon in it
>some bitch let the dragon out
>lose the immortality for fucking that one up
>anyway team up with sister and beat other sister
>Kill her or don't
>too late anyway dragon is here
>Kill dragon
>leave

>>730672946
Nah side series. Not a main game.

>>730672868
Breath of the wild

>>730672979
Alright I give it's FF Type - 0

>>730670769
Patapon, EZPZ

>>730672067
Same shit tho

>start game getting laid
>nigger makes you look for a museum piece
>suck on rats to replenish health
>have a conversation with a stop sign
>fight asian vampires

>you only bought this game to fuck aliens. Stop lying

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>>730671269
Thanks!

>>730665233
>lmb autistic tryhard knaves
>spin with swords like a retarded ballerina
>slay the archers

Chase a cat through a pyramid
Listen to some fucked CDs on the side
Jump cactus and play baseball

>>730673149
Mass Effect for sure dude

>Fly around with wires
>Cut necks with swords
>evaporating blood

>>730672131
no sir

>>730665233
Bioshock

>>730673225
Attack on titan?

You are a knight and you fight your enemies with your sword and you are the chosen one, you save the world too.

>>730670878
Mass Effect 2

>>730673143

Bloodlines?

>>730673143
Idk wtf this is but it sounds fun af.

Also:
>Cave Girl vs Robot Dinosaurs

>pick a vehicle/ driver
>kill bitches
> get wishes
>terribad reboot

>>730673270

Aye it is. Didn't think people would get it so quick, shouldn't have added the neck part.

>>730673296
Win

>>730671254
I can tell the answer is going to be obvious. I think Tactics.

>eat pebbles
>collect fruit
>fight ghosts

>>730673448
Pac man

>>730673311
Horizon zero dawn

>>730673448
Someone already did Pac Man

>live underground
>summon monsters from hell
>kill everyone

>>730673511
Correct is you!

>>730673448
i'm pretty sure OP is pacman

>you really wanna bang a blonde healer in this game
>also a mech pilot
>maybe an annoying time wieldimg bitch

>>730673642
possibly a french sniper as well

>wait what?
>what?
>ok
>wrm what?
>the fuck just happened

>>730673642
I've never played it but I'm gonna guess
Overwatch

>This game has no trade-in value at GameStop

>shoot niggers
>steroids
>punch rock

>>730665599
>>730666622
>>730666944
>>730667077
>>730667711
>>730667833
>>730667966
>>730668233
>>730668577
>>730668644
>>730669477
>>730669933
>>730670477
>>730670699
>>730671344
>>730671433
>>730671466
>>730672044
>>730672100
>>730672444
>>730672633
>>730673022
>>730673100
>>730673211
>>730673244
>>730673311
>>730673433
>>730673511
a trip and dubs

>>730673543
Undertale?

>>730673740
GTA: San Andreas

GameStop PLS

Racing game based on a badass series of non-racing games
Surprisingly doesn't suck so bad
Dune buggies powered by elemental magic

>>730665399
Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace

>>730673710
Ultima VIII: Pagan

>>730673311
Other guy got it - it's vampire the masquerade: bloodlines. A little flawed but fun af.

>shit for dps
>ffs tank get aggro
>healer is fucking garbage

>>730665233
Pacman

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>>730673745
I'm honestly impressed with how many I've gotten lol

>>730673747
I already did Undertale >>730671280

>famas
>briefcase
>calypso casino
>repeat

>>730673870
World of warcraft

>>730673331
Bringing attention to this post again

>Awesome space game
>Cool well drawn pixel graphics
>Can upgrade space pod with all sorts of cool shit if you can afford it or find it on the planets you visit
>PHYSICS! If you stop thrusting, gravity sends your pod crashing into the planet's surface

>>730674062
YEET

>>730673331
Twisted Metal

>future
>cops are after you
>David Bowie

>>730674204
*applauds*

New thread? We're almost done here

>>730674341
Please!

>>730672947
Dead or alive.
The gothic school girl chick is marie rose. Fuckin pedo shit

>>730674355
I've been on the internet way too long. I'm worried every cute girl has a penis now :^(

>Be a medieval animist island country in the middle of bumfuck, nowhere
>Conquer the entire fucking planet in less than 400 years

>>730674371
Holy shit I just thought of a good one. But I'm not gonna post it now if this thread is gonna die.

>>730674355
Anyone know where is this from?

>>730674620
We still have like 20 mins on thia thread. Post it!

>>730673800
Jak X, gameplay reminded me of Twisted Metal Black

>>730674775
Yep.

>>730674562
EU4?

>>730674928
Too easy i guess

>>730674880
I wish they went with the zoomers instead of dune buggies, made it more like Wipeout or XGRA, not enough futuristic racing games out there.

>>730674737
Okay:
>Be a furry
>Raging homo furry as you power up
>Can punch walls and columns and shit Hokuto no Ken style
>Super slick ground walking
>OH NO! Gay necromancer!

>cook food!
>with haste!
>no not like that
>what are you doing...
>you fucking idiot
>you fucked up

>>730675161
Also
>couch co-op

>>730674213

Looks like this was too tough for people.

>>730675277
Who's David Bowie?

>>730675396

Nigger Please, everyone knows it's this guy.

>>730675105
>sad Pepe face when no one even tries

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>>730675503

hmm picture didn't get added to the post. Try again.

>>730675528

The only thing I can think is Primal Rage

>>730675528
super mario 3