*OFFICIAL OFFICE THREAD* http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Wqcqkpxd87 L

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>>730661270
Cathy still hasn't filed her reports, what the hell is going on over in finance?

>>730661270
Sarah in Logistics is a whore

>>730661270
Question: Is there any nets outside the windows?

>>730661782
Hello,
Yes sir. Recent events have warranted nets outside the windows for <redacted name>'s personal health and safety.
For all complaints regarding HIPAA and patient confidentiatlity concerns, please refer to Mia Khalifa in H.R.
Thank you, Bryan.

>>730662038
Is there perhaps, Any sharp tools? Maybe a coffee machine?

Hi- I'm Mitch the new analyst. I was told I have to watch a video on breakroom safety..? Something about slicing a bagel, or something?

>>730661494
She's banging those two drivers. Well, technically she only suck's Dan's cock, but she's straight up banging Bernie. Both married, I might add.

I told you she came on to me, right?

Hey im working in IT whos looking at the porn

Tommy, the wax ring in restroom 9C11 is leaking because someone didn;t call Facilities, and tried to plunger it themselves.

>>730662599
CAN SOMEONE CHECK THESE DUBS?

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>>730661270
Hey Bryan, go fuck yourself.

>>730661270
Hey Brian,
It's Steven down here in accounting.
Is the Big Mac machine working?
Thanks, Steve.

Do you smell something?

>>730661270
>Send you a email with a question
>cc your boss and Karen from hr

Hey, this email says I should click on this link...is this legit?

>>730662754
What does the email say?

Who puked in the warehouse and didn't clean it up?

What the fuck is this thread

>>730661270
The chronic masturbator in the office is alone in the break room....again
damn it Bryan

>>730662787
Lesse- "Your email driver is not up to date. I exhort you to please click the link above"

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Can we fire deshawn I hate having to shake his hand before every meeting.

>>730662890
I think this might be 4chan's work! ONLY CLICK IT IF YOU ARE BEHIND 17 PROXIES

>>730662817
Front desk how may I asssist you?

>>730662968
What are you faggots doing in this thread? Explain.

>>730663047
Only our jobs!

Whats with the new cameras? There everywhere!

Would...god damn it would someone put a sign up and tell those fucking truck drivers to use the other entrance? That's the second time this month that some dipshit driver from Baluchistan has dragged that landscaping boulder across the parking lot.

>>730662968
Can you suck my dick?

>>730663238
i reporting you to Brian

joe from IT

>>730663160
Mics too. Let everyone know. quietly.

>>730661270
>Bryan! Tyrone from the warehouse is on his seventh smoke brake and he did two hours into his shift
>Roberto from custodial is late again
>bertha is cc everyone about her damn cats again
>and no one has done anything about the toilet paper theft

I heard a thud from out in the warehouse and now the network seems to have stopped. What should I do?

You're all fired

Can we talk for a second about using the AiPhone? The point of having that intercom to the parking lot is to see who wants into the building, not to just answer it "Come on In" fer chrissake.

>>730663047
We are a an organization in charge of the mass distribution of images with macros across the whole wide web?

Do you have an appointment?

>>730663483
have you trued this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=amnt0Vf1Juc
Joe From IT

Have you guys noticed that Volvo station wagon across the street? That guy is wearing an orange jacket and he just took a picture of our building

Who burned the popcorn?

>>730663786
better call the feds

>>730663238
Sir I'm not sure if you are aware but we are in front of computers across the globe, the act of falatio is virtually imposible from were in located at the moment

*pulls out bigger dick than yours*
*fucks your mother*

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Blade in the mailroom is setting packages on fire again! Somebody do something!

>>730663995
Keep the burning packages away from the Opex machine, for crying out loud! That fucker is expensive!

>>730663995
>>730664123

Guys there is doughnuts on the brake room

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>>730664238

>the system is down again
>reports do at 9am
>coffee maker is broken

>>730663645
I call sexual harassment on you!
You sniff my chair on breaks I will tell Bryan

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Um guys it looks like the fire is spreading to the main office help

>>730664336
dude chillax, Kimberly from sales post bikini pictures on her fb.

>>730664446
Sorry I'm new, I lock my self out of my station can someone reset my account?

>>730664787
i got you boop boop

all done Joe from IT

*click of intercom*
*loud blowing sound*
"is this thing on??"
*douchy cough followed by ignorant lipsmacking*
...
"FUUUUUCK"
...
"That is all."
"P.s. dick pizza is for lunch"
*obnoxious fumbling and click*

>>730664955
Joe! The printer is not on our network again

Oh wait is just off