Waifu claiming thread
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Still here
and
>>730659445
Sounds like it. I like the silly maps and mods
still here
>>730659664
i think prolly my favorite mod of all is 1 that turns tanks into donkey kong
Hello everyone
>juvia claimed
>>730659297 tomo
Depending on the mods. I play on console so the best mods i get are the normal low gravity unlimited ammo stuff like that. Some of the other mods for pc though is where the fun is really at.
>>730659445
I don't see many pc mods for the game but i personally enjoy the ones where the survivors are raptors.
>>730659530 smugs
How much?
>>730659052 (Juvia)
>can't afford anything new
I have the opposite problem- I can afford things, but don't have the time to really enjoy as much vidya.
I'd definitely welcome your summer weather every now and then to break the monotony of 95+ degree days and zero clouds from mid June to the end of August.
Can people stop using the fucking word RNG goddammit? fuck, please, fucking please, I fucking hate when people say RNG, it pisses me off so much, every speed runner is just like "RNG RNG RNG" "Oh I didn't get good RNG, RNG, RNG" Oh fuck the right off with your fucking bullshit word, be a human being about it, Like no one fucking gives a shit what you call RNG, It's ridiculous, you know I just got some bad RNG on this run, you know I can make it up still next bit If I get good RNG, like tell a fucking story with your speedruns, call it luck, I got bad luck! now everyone in the world can understand! I didn't get the greatest luck there, you know? unfortunate change of events, I wasn't destined to get the run this time, faith didn't have it in my stars, you know? oh RNG, RNG is like what a fucking unpersonable INTJ scientist would call it, luck is what a story teller calls it, enough to RNG, down with RNG, hashtag STOP RNG, It's like people aren't into the human shit and they're like "agh I got RNG" 100 thousand people in chat are like "what the fuck is this fucking kid talking about?" "RNG?" "what is this fucking idiot"? I GOT SOME BAD LUCK! hundred thousand people, makes perfect sense, I completely understand what this person has just told me, learn to communicate speedrunners, acting like every fucking goddamn thing is like, a random number generator, like there's some fucking elf on a bicycle spinning gears, randomly producing numbers, in the bottom of a well somewhere, call it what it is man it's luck, it's fucking luck.
>>730659974
Mod the music in too? >>730659977
Silly Juvia best mods are on pc yeah.
>>730659668
Also yeah. Oh how strange
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHmEKIzIuCs
Honorable mention: Arturia Pendragon -Fate series
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mmM6SxoghMQ
>>730660091
>elf on a bicycle
I always thought it was a raccoon pulling the numbers out of a top hat.
Hello everyone.
>>730660589
cant remember, i dont think so. havent played l4d2 in years tho
>>730660999
>checked
heya hanako, nice entrance
Yes
>>730660999
Hello Hanako. >>730661083
I played it with Louise a bit ago
>>730660002
I have time to play them, if i could get any new games.
Would imagine so. I already hate the heat and i could never imagine living any further south then i already do.
>>730660589
Indeed they are. If only i had a pc to run games on
>>730660999
>trips
Pervert...
If anyone's wondering I'm still alive
It's shit but alive none the less
I'm gonna finally have a chance to post tomorrow, just checking in
For now I'm off
Love y'all
Have a nice day/ night everyone!
>>730661290
Yeah pc is nice
>>730659675
Who dis
>>730659977
4.99 each
>>730661483
Aww dammit! Take care dude
>>730661483
looking forward to tomorrow then, hello/goodbye
>>730659515
Helli all
nazi grils all the way
>>730661083
Hi Shinobu. Thanks, gotta enter with style after all~ How are you?
> Can i get a lewd for those trips~?
>>730661242
Hi Tomoko. How are you?
>>730661290
> Can i get a lewd for those trips~?
Hello Juvia. How are you, beautiful?
>
>>730661483
Have a good day Firekeeper~
>>730661793
Soo, Cobra Commander? We said waifu not husbando, faggot.
>>730661793
> Hugs for the cutie and slaps for the booty.
>>730661793
heya tali
>>730661932
hmmm, you didnt roll for it, so only slightly lewd
The only rule here is that if you're posting here unironically or to tell everyone they're weird (me), you're the one losing on the game of Life.
>>730661613
Yeah.
If i had one
>>730661636
Hey! That's pretty good.
>>730661793
Hello love
>>730661932
>nope, because you weren't rolling for them~
S-shut up!
I am fine, how are you?
>
>>730662020
Ohh baby! How are you
>>730661955
You must be new
>>730662124
Hows it going doughnut butt
>>730662195
>squeeze
>>730661932
Ah played a lot of tanks today and finally got a new tier6 and a tank I didn't like that much to clutch against 4 enemies and deal a ton of dmg. With these upgrades they never stood a chance>>730662179
Not a rule and kinda right. Some people actually do things. You also right that your opinion doesn't mean anything too.
>>730661290
It's pretty far north where you are, anymore and you'll be in Canada. Though I guess if you want cold weather, you're heading in the right direction.
Time for me to get some sleep, take it easy.
>>730662250
eh, alright, eating some chips cause im all out of doughnuts, how was your day?
>>730662124
> Them bedroom eyes.
I'll take it~
>>730662195
Ah well worth a shot~
> Rub rub~
Nope~
That's good. I'm alright, a little tired though.
>>730662250
I'm alright, just a bit tired. How are you?
>>730662444
> Trips
Nice, sounds like you're moving up in the world...of tanks~
Claiming my darling wife, Takanashi Hikari.
>>730662841
Well the new tier 6 isn't what I want. Still want the end of the line stuff in that one. >>730663131
Yo
>>730662782
Short for once but now my ducks are getting horribly refpucked
>>730662841
Pretty good, lemme see dem boobies
>>730663198
Hi.
>>730662250
L-lewd
>>730662638
I do enjoy cold weather
Nighty night Houki
>>730662841
I bet it was for a pervert like you
>don't touch you pervert!
Stop and shut up!
>
I guess that's doing alright.
>>730663651
How are you doing tonight? >>730663670
Going to tell me about those kinks you have now?
>>730663823
I'm not even drunk you tit
>>730663823
Alright in any manner I'd care to talk about, I guess.
>>730663250
hockey, right? never watched a game in my life
>>730663894
hello again yuno
>>730663198
How long do you think it'll take you to get it?
>>730663250
Good to hear. As you wish.
>
>>730663659
It's always worth a shot to see that beautiful body~
> Squish squish
You know you love it~
Yeah, wish that nap earlier would've helped more though.
>>730663670
> A wild cutie spotted~
>>730664151
Hello again cute loli vampire
>>730664226
Well well well who do we hav- Oh lawdy already getting lewd!
>>730663894
Oh well
>>730664034
Good enough I guess. Doing anything?
>>730664226
Dont know. i think I can get to the tier 7 easily enough but thats when it will slow down.
>>730664226
Shut up shut up shut up shut up!
>get your hands off you pervert!
If i liked it then i wouldn't ne telling you to stop!
>
>those nicely shaped tits and polka dot panties
>w-wew
Naps are great, till i have to go to bed. Which is another reason i wish i didn't work mornings
>>730664385
Not.
That I care to talk about at this moment.
>No oversexualised content
>No oversexualised content
>No oversexualised content
>>730664696
>>730664315
It's happening even earlier now days, the sickness is getting worse..send help.
>>730664385
What tier are you aiming to get it to? Well, the tier that you'll be comfortable with for a while at least.
>>730664563
> Alright, then i'll just use my face instead~
Or...you tell me to stop because you know i'll just do it even more~
> Why don't you whip out those nicely shaped tits of your own~
Same here, my sleep schedule has been all fucked up this past week, and the naps after work only make it worse.
>>730664753
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7lM1uWTq5I4
>>730664255
you know what happened to yuuki? he popped in earlier and said he was pissed off then never answered when i asked why :(
>>730664753
that butt looks to be in need of a good smack
>>730665209
Im not complaining~
Oh my poor little hanako.. want me to come over and tucc you in with some medicine?
>>730665256
His school project was a big fuck up
>>730665356
ah, damn, stupid group projects
>>730665433
Yup, can't rely on anyone these days
>>730665356
Why
>>730664584
Ah. Well im sitting. The hamsters are awake. They seem to sleep through the day when everyone else is awake
>>730665209
The 8 is a start. The nine is finally the really good stuff and the tier ten can one shot. Thats what Im really playing the line for.
>>730665209
>no!
That's nottrue at all i tell you to stop because i want you to stop!
>
>n-no you perv~
Honestly my sleep schedule now is still better than it was in high school. Up till 2 or 3 in the morning and up by 6. Good times
>>730665498
From what gathered, Him and 3 others were suppose to make a thing, one only of them did all the work and fucked off 3/4 away from project being due, all three had to start from scratch again and at the end one of them fucked off leaving him and the other guy with Yuuki being the only one actually doing something
>>730664226
Hgnn more
>>730663659
Is not its a hug
>>730664151
Yes hockey.
>>730665308
>>730665209
>>730664563
>>730663659
Please stop. Take it to discord or trash. Or create a new thread, not /waifu/ related.
>>730665726
This right here is why I hate group work
I want to sleep but I dont want to sleep
>>730665800
This
>ERP and sexualized content in thread
>>730666054
*begins playing drums on pots and pans*
>>730666054
where have you been rikka? i was on overwatch for what seemed like forever waiting for you
>>730666054
Sleep my pet. Its late.
>>730665308
Oh i know you aren't you perv~
Not literally sick you silly~ Though i'll still take you up on that offer~
>>730665532
What tank is it?
>>730665655
> Dubs
> Too late, my face is already surrounded by the overwhelming softness~
Now now, don't lie~
> Fine, i'll just wait and get them out of you later~
That's pretty much the schedule i'm on now...
>>730665780
Alright~
>
Now you post some.
>>730666223
Thank you pls wake me up pls!
>>730666283
You didnt have to wait for me bb I fell asleep, sorry Shinobu if you were waiting for me
>>730666449
But I want to have a little bit of fun tonight
>>730666449
>>730666493
sounds like its time for some /waifu/ group overwatch
>steals all waifus itt
>>730666492
The british tier X FV4005. Take a look around on youtube thing is silly.
>>730666493
What kind of fun?
>>730666642
Maybe maybe
>>730666644
Not today mr shekleburg.
>>730666644
>>730666054
Chuunis need their sleep
>>730666704
*holds hand*
>>730666719
No no wait see I got dubs! Hand over your waifu every one
>>730665780
Yeah I'm sure you didn't have other intentions
>>730666492
>no you pervert!
>
I am not!
>you will not!
Now I'm up till 2 or 3 and get up at 8 or 9 so it's a bit better now. And it was awful for me. Most my time spent out of school at the time was sleeping.
>>730666890
It's trips to steal not dubs
>>730666642
I mean I am down but dont get mad if I suck pls
>>730666704
Any kind, overwatch, drugs, pokemon just something fun
>>730667016
Tell ya what singles and 2 shekels for your waifu
>>730666846
You dont want that.
>>730667153
Well shinobu wants to play so lets do that. I would go for some whisky
>>730667267
Alright were waiting <3
>>730666704
It looks a bit silly.
>>730666890
It's trips or higher.
>>730667016
> Cmon, let me stay in there just a bit longer, please~?
Are too~
That's a pretty good schedule, wish i could go back to something like that. Thankfully it wasnt that bad when i was in school.
>>730667267
does it have cum all over it now?
>>730667267
come come tomo, we must defeat the omnics
>>730667484
I think I know who the merchant poster is.
>>730667484
THATS WHY I WANT IT
>>730667486
Jeez I can clean up a mess you know
https://discord.gg/yuDnk
>>730667214
We free you from the camps and this is the thanks we get?
>
>>730667484
>no! Move you pervert!
I am not!
It's an ok schedule for me. Still wish i could work later so i could stay here longer.
>not that I'd want to stay for you or anything
>>730667815
>>730667484
Don't try to ignore it and drown it out with more tilde's.
I know you have been told many times that this is not a place for it.
>>730666492
You cheeki lil cunt, tryin to get me to come over uhh?
>>730667743
then why wouldn't I want to hold it now?
>>730666492
Very well
>>730667016
If i did you would enjoy every single second of them
Tomoko is the merchant poster. She has to be. Or is it just coincidence that he only appears when she's here?!
>>730668226
protip kike is only here at night
tomoko all day
>>730668095
You don't know that for sure...
>
>also wew
>>730668226
But tomo is always on.
>>730668070
Because im me
>>730668226
Im always here.
>>730668414
So i shouldnt trace my finger tips up your thighs ever so slowly?
>>730667695
Merchant poster?
>>730667743
It's so square though.
>>730667815
> Alright fine...squeeze~ There, now i'm done.
Lies~
You said you might be able to get your schedule changed sometime in the future right?
> Maybe not only for me, but partially~
>>730668041
Maybe~
>>730668095
>Wew!
Was expecting tiddies, but got the full package!~
>>730668552
bwaahahaha
good one
>No oversexualised content
>No oversexualised content
>No oversexualised content
>>730668599
Too bad you live too far
>>730668552
You always bring cheer to my day when we chat Tomo.
>>730668414
>>730668563
>>730668599
>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>>730668646
>>730668882
Neat
>>730668955
what
>>730668984
I'm bored :o
>>730668563
No!
>even better
>wew
>>730668599
>dubs
>you better be.
Is not!
>
Yeah, late june/july at the soonest but it's still better than the normal instant no i usually get.
>no not at all! You just happen to be on when I'm on...
>>730668599
I was feeling generous
>>730669059
*does it anyway*
Also its been to long since I've called you beautiful
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>>730669030
I'm going to sleep though
The best girl
>>730669208
Goodnight~ :o
>>730668599
Yeah its not stealthy though
>>730668630
Its true
>>730668724
Thanks. Thats good I think.
>>730669152
N-no it hasn't...
>
>>730669208
~
Nighty night then
>>730669358
Post lewds
>>730668672
Yeah...one day though! I still have to try your grilling after all~
>>730669059
> For now at least~
Is too. You can't fool me~
Well that's good, there's hope at least.
> Is that really all there is to it~?
>>730669152
Your generosity is greatly appreciated cutie.
>>730669511
I'll be waiting!~
>>730669511
>Tfw we will never actually cuddle
>>730669455
Yes it has gorgeous
>you're only cuter when you blush
>>730669152
>>730669059
>>730669511
Not the place for this~~~~~~~~~
Consider >>>/trash/erp or Discord
>>730669455
No
>>730669358
How is a tank supposed to be stealthy?
>>730669570
As will i~ And maybe i'll get to learn a thing or two on how to grill.
>>730669594
Hey you never know~
>>730669648
I mean, you might have a point if you actually contributed conversation instead of just bitching at us.
>>730669511
>dubs
>At least forever. Keep your hands to yourself
It is not! Maybe in your perverted fantasy i am
Might be a few months but one day it might happen. I hope.
>yes! Thats all!
>>730669594
No it hasn't
>shut up shut up shut up!
>
>>730669841
You mean yes
>>730669853
If you know how to make it happen you tell me
>>730669648
>no
>>730669935
Why would stop saying true things?
>>730669853
I'd make a video on it but my computer is still being retarded and saying my device isn't working
>>730669853
Well its unrealistic at times of course because it is a game. If a tank is not spotted then it is invisible to your team.It will be spotted if you get close enough to its position. Depending on how big the tank is and your tanks view range decides how close you have to be to spot the enemy tank which also spots it for your team that is within 500 meters of that tank. You can then earn spotting xp if your team damages the tank.
>>730669935
Why would I?
>>730670014
I never did! All I've said are true things!
>>730670372
Cause you're a nice person...
>>730669853
And by that you mean your "flirting'' and ~~~~?
As i said, this is not the place for it.
>>730670552
No i said why would i stop saying true things like you're beautiful ^-^
>>730670692
Hay baybay
>>730669935
> Such a cute bushing face~
> Now now, we both know neither of us would like that.
Maybe, but my perverted fantasy draws from our perverted reality~
Hopfully. It'll be nice to chat longer.
> Cmon, there's something else i know it~
>>730670014
I'm sure one of us will be in the other's area someday.
>>730670296
Damn, well at least you've got a couple up already, might not be informative but still nice to see.
>>730670372
Ahh alright i see. What determines a tanks stealthiness in the game?
>>730670692
No actual conversation. All you've done was bitch at us. Maybe, but if it wasn;t for us the thread would've died out.
>>730670552
Then I guess ive never met other nice people.
>>730670971
I may not be the most informative but I can at least show and tell you the basic idea of it
>>730670887
Because...
It makes me all...
>
Bothered...
>>730670971
>shut up!
>no, only you wouldn't like it you pervert
There is no reality between us other than you're a pervert!
>there is not!
>>730670974
C'mon, there might be a reward if you do
>>730671255
Maybe i like you all hot and bothered...maybe you should act on it
>>730670971
One can only hope
>>730670971
Normally the tanks size. Some of the stealthiest tanks are the small Swedish tank destroyers that are a pain in the ass to track down sometimes.
>>730671255
Ive seen how you deal with Hanako.
>>730670971
Oh, sorry for not asking to you how your day was or how are you and then telling you then~~
>Maybe, but if it wasn;t for us the thread would've died out.
Dubthfull. But it does sound better than it turning into yet another erp thread.
>>730671451
I didn't mean it in a good way!
>>730671687
What about it?
>>730671061
Hey that's all i need really, once i've got that down i just need some experience and i'll be good.
>>730671255
> Dubs
> Yes more cute blushing~
> You'd totally miss it if i stopped
Oh there's much more to it~
> Alright, i believe you.
Oh? someone's getting bothered eh~?
>>730671451
One day cutie, one day.
>>730671687
Ah alright that makes sense.
>>730671451
Stolen
>>730671865
The exchange rate is shit.
>>730671992
Yeah. Got to make imaginary rules for everyone to follow.
>>730671992
That's the spirit!
>>730671992
>Shut up!
>no i wouldn't!
No there isn't! You're just a Filthy pervert!
No not at all! Shut up
>>730672187
Yeah for hanako, cause he's a pervert. However you on the other hand.
Shower time for YouKnow
>>730672463
Youve even called me a pervert
>>730672187
Well it wouldnt be fun if it as too easy.
>>730672364
> no, the compliments shall still resume~
> Not even a little?
Yes, and yet despite that you still like me~
Cmon, show some breasts~ I want to see those big beautiful things~
>>730672364
>>730672477
Have a nice shower.
>>730673055
Yeah I dump too much time into it.
Wew boy, these muscle relaxers finally kicked in.
>>730673257
Hey as long as you enjoy yourself.
>>730673055
Shit middle was meant for>>730672463
>>730672826
Eh. It's like a spectrum. Some are higher and some are lower. You're on the lower end. Hanako is as high as you can go.
Plus I'm going to bed soon so quicker the better.
>>730673055
>dubs
>No you stupid pervert!
>not at all!
I do not! You're just a pervert!
You know what you need to do then~
>>730673496
Forgot pic
>>730673465
Woah muscle relaxers are fun? I do. Its cool stuff
>>730673496
Ehh not really feeling it tonight
>>730673465
Forgot pic.
>>730673496
> Yes beautiful~
> cmon, you enjoy when i squeeze and carass them when you hug me~
That i am, i cannot deny that.
Of course cutie, hows this~
>
Now let me see those puppies~
>>730673565
Oh yeah, shame i only had 2, it's when you take 3 or 4 is when the real fun begins.
>>730673856
That sounds yeah.....
>>730673055
Am back
>>730673565
What if i cut you a deal for tomorrow?
A 2 for 1 perhaps?
>>730673856
No you pervert!
>no i don't because I'm not a pervert like you!
C'mon showing some of the ones you showed me yesterday. You know the ones
>
>>730674042
wb
When you play Mcree but you think youre playing ana so you throw your e down thinking it will heal you
y'all need to relax damn
there are other ways to get off, fellow humans
>Winning girl claimed
>>730674292
It's 12 O clock
>>730673985
Yeah your whole body just feels relaxed and you move a bit slower.
>>730674042
Post tiddies.
>>730674254
> Such a cute swimsuit and slightly embarrassed face.
> Maybe not as much as me, but you're still perverted ~
This one?
>
Now, lets get one with that top off~
>>730674404
Like, the opposite of high noon.
>>730674254
Perhaps. I will think about it.
>>730674292
Go to bed silly pet
>>730674306
But its been so long since ive felt genuine human warmth and emotion
>>730674478
That would be nice. Im rather tense all the time
Tomo