New Fluffy Thread
Old one >>>730642557
The Fire Cult will continue
>>730654058
JOYN TEH FIWE CUWT, OW HAB BIGGEST BUWNIE HUWTIES!!!
>>730654279
>>730654215
>>730654692
Genuinely kill yourself
`k
Continuing from >>>730653727
>fluffies in disarray
>smarties struggle to keep control
>two already ran towards the church
>gargantuan smartie from before shouts
HEY! SCAWY VOIS JUST A BIG MEENIE! YOU WUN, YOU GET OWWIES!
>still panic
>less panic
>check the church cameras
>none yet
>go to bed
>next day
>seven fluffies in church
>havent checked the big herd yet
>walls still fucked
>theyre shivering
>some of the church collapsed
>one is a mother
>not the one from before
>check in the grove
>fluffies are tense as fuck
>moms arent letting their babies inches away from them
>smarties scaring anyone they think might be in the fire cult
>let that shit go on
>go to pet store
>ask the clerk if he has any
>oh fuck yes
>buy four griffins
>tiny as hell, hardly the size of a fluffy
>supposed to grow to be huge as fuck
>bring them home
>got all that good shit for em
>worrying about the griffins for now
>dog keeps fucking with them
>gives me another idea
>the fire will cleanse the heretics
>>730654770
Kweh.
>>730654792
Probably tastes better than roast fluffy, honestly...
>>730654902
Gryphons? Sweet...
Fear the Fire...
>>730654903
FUCK OFF you fucking NIGGER. Jesus you fucking newfag normie degenerates are shitting up this board. GO BACK TO PLEBBIT YOU INCEL. GET OFF MY BOARD.
>>730655303
Kweh.
>>730655268
Excellent.
>>730655451
Kweh.
>>730654902
>go to church
>haul box of shit
>poster boards, rocks, etc
>gotta fix the church
>start rebuilding it
>fluffies watch in awe
>watching their god fix a shithole daycare with whatever he found in his attic
>build wall
>spike the wall
>looks like a proper fortress now
>a fluffy fortress
>noone will touch my disciples
>spray paint it all fire colors like before
>leave the fluffies
>head to herd of heretics
>watch from distance
>one of the smarties waddles over
>pack of foals nearby
>grab smartie
>grab foals
>fun-time torture session imminent
>>730655354
NIGGER. CUCK.
LEEEEEEAAVE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>730655584
Kweh.
>>730655584
stop engaging him, it only makes him post more
>>730655628
It's OK Chocobo friend. I still like you
>>730655838
Kweh.
>>730655838
fuck off choco fag, no one's buying it
>>730655628
Say kweh again. SAY KWEH AGAIN I DARE YOU I DOUBLE DARE YOU KIKE FAGGOT NIGGER SAY KWEH ONE MORE GODDAMN TIME
>>730655838
Choco friend may not "belong" here, but at least he just bumps the thread...instead of being everything wrong with the internet like >>730655584 over here...
Kweh on, little bird.
>>730656037
Kweh.
Anon from the previous thread.
My eyes are bleeding due to image quality.
But I reached Darth Maracas. 100/10
>>730656055
see this
>>730655919
>>730656100
You're welcome.
I really want there to be a /fluf/ board. That way, there would be MODS to ban all this Chokobo crap and the /b/ tards could finally shut up.
>>730656070
RRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>730656447
Kweh.
>>730656055
I couldn't have said it better myself.
>>730655534
>strap smartie to table
HEY! WET SMAWTIE GO OW GET BIG OOFSIES
>do the deepest fucking voice I can
YOU HAVE SINNED, NOW YOU MUST BE PUNISHED
>smartie doesnt give a fuck
>foals dicking around on table
>give them spaghetti
>take them away from torture chamber
>grab knife
>lace with pepper spray
>cut open stomach
OOOOOW! BIG HUWTSIES! STOWP HUWTSIES NOW!
>use pins to keep open
>begin pulling out organs
>screams with each organ moved
>keep the Heart, Lungs, and Digestive system
>it will live for say, twelve hours now?
>spray innards with pepper spray
>it just moans of pain, too tired to scream now
pwease, pwease mistuh stop
>line innards with plastic wrap to keep foals safe
>pick up foals
>put in where his organs were
>they're asleep anyways
>take out pins
>stitch together gut back
>hoist up smartie
>hardly conscious still
>grab it by the neck
>walk over to the Herd of Heretics
>named it that
>fluffies see me
>smarties attack instantly
>toughies join in
>time to get them on my side
More on the way!
Boomp
>>730656627
We cannot get rid of the Chocobo so we might as well embrace them.
>>730656871
>>730656871
We are not the same guy but what ever...
>>730657231
congratulations you're no better than him
Anybody have an old picture of a girl holding a fluffy tied to a fishing pole, dangling it down into a canyon of some sort with hungry creatures?
Female abusers in general also appreciated
>>730656713
>shout
I HAVE WATCHED OVER YOU ALL, AND HAVE BEEN ONLY DISAPPOINTED
>smarties combines forces equivalent to a thumbtack
NOT ONLY DO I GIVE YOU THE CHANCE FOR REDEMPTION, BUT YOU DEFILE THE MOST BASIC PRINCIPLES OF LIFE!
>look into crowd
>mom there
>only one foal
>that's the mother of the foals I stole
YOU THERE, FLUFFY
>she looks at me
Y-Y-YUS?
>the moment of truth
HAVE YOU LOST ANY CHILDREN LATELY?
>mother cries
>starts crying about missing babies, etc
WELL THEN, LOOK AT THIS!
>cut open the smartie
>it dies with a moan when I cut it open
>foals fall out like candy in a pinata
>most are still asleep
>mother rushes over
FANK YUU! FANK YUU MISTUH!
>smarties stop
>look at the dead smartie
>most everyone is in shock
>toss smartie to the ground
>remind them of the bargain
YOU HAVE TWO WEEKS LEFT TO REDEEM YOURSELF
>leave
>literal fucking mayhem
The Hunt approaches, brethren
>>730657678
Go on...
>>730657338
However I am better than you
>>730657992
>condones shitposting
>condones cancer
>actively defends choco fag
ok kid
>>730658200
This is /b/. There is nothing BUT shitposting here.
>>730658200
>>condones shitposting
FUCK OFF NEWFAG
>>730658354
and you condone, and participate in it, and think it makes you superior
sorry i can't settle for shit, and faggotry
>>730656199
Was the funniest part since english is not my 1st language, but I guess is a good read.
>>730658558
You again?
How many times do I have to tell you,
FUCK OFF NEWFAG
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>730657678
>remember the Griffins from earlier?
>they got fucking huge
>really goddamn big
>smallest one reaches up to my knee
>start painting them orange
>grab my shepherd
>trained him to kill fluffies
>paint him
>they all now look like war machines
>its been a week since the Smartie incident
>time for the last strike
>check church
>loads of them
>check on the Herd of Heretics
>turn on mic
MY OFFER REMAINS FOR JUST ANOTHER WEEK.
>smarties are noticably loosing more control each time I check on them
COME NIGHTFALL, IF YOU STILL REMAIN IN THIS PITIFUL WRECK OF A HERD, IT SHALL BE A FLOOD OF PAIN
>four fluffies run immediately
>smartie chases after them
>multiple fluffies now shivering
TONIGHT, THE HOUNDS OF FLAME SHALL GO UNCHAINED.
>end sermon
>wait for night
>go into woods
>griffins and dog in cage
>thebeastsareready
>they're gonna need a fucking witcher to fight this
>activate speakers via wireless mic
THE HUNT, IS RELEASED
>open cages
>three griffins take to the sky
>tiniest griffin and dog run out on foot together
>wait
>hear fluffy screams
>its fucking great
>wails of pain
>dog barking
>griffins screeching
>mfw I released the Wild Hunt on a gang of fluffies
More to come soon!
>>730658899
double dubs check'd
murder boner at maximum power!
>>730657678
>literal fucking mayhem
>The Hunt approaches, brethren
Love this man
>>730659187
PWASE TEH FYWE GAWD
>>730658558
It seems that you have forgotten that you are on 4chan. We are all degenerates here. /b is where all of our own unique forms of autism mix together and form an entirely new form of advanced autism.
>>730657678
Type gaster m8 there's 6:22am here and I wanted to sleep more than hour ago but I can't just go to sleep without your story coming to an end.
>>730659893
>advanced autism
what exactly is so advanced about shitposting?
do you need a degree to do it correctly?
is there a 4chan 101 course?
>>730658899
>day approaches
>Griffins and dog return to me
>pet them
>take them home
>check on church
>all good, they dont even know what happened
>check herd
>corpses everywhere
>its like when Sky tried to siege the church
>corpses everywhere
>fluffies grieving on deaths
>what began as a herd of almost 80 fluffies, is now 19
>two smarties left
>bossing around who's left
>they fucking listen to him
>you'd think they'd be scared shitless by now
>developed a hatred for me
>turn on microphone
SEE NOW THE WASTES LAID BEFORE YOU
>smartie chimes in
BIG MEANIE! GAVE FOWEVEW SWEEPIES TO EVWYWUHN! YOO PAY FO DIS!
>a final resistance?
SILENCE, YOU PITIFUL FOOL! YOU ALL HAVE ONE MORE WEEK TO JOIN ME, OR FACE A FLAMING DEATH!
>turn off
>smarties round up the remainder of the herd
>two left for the church
>smarties run the fuck out of there
>shit
>surveying them is useless now
>check on church
>all good
>ritualistic breeding
>ritualistic praisement
>reward pets for their good work
>give treats
>griffins like dog treats apparently
The Cleansing is at hand
bemp
>>730660181
DUMPING FOR THE END
>>730660154
It's like >>730658354 said, on /b there is only shit posting. If you bothered to stop and think you would have realised that.
You'll get your degree when you learn to revel in the autism like the rest of us.
>>730660181
>One Week later
>the smarties are nowhere in sight
>my offer is through
>wait for nightfall
>don robes
>grab axe
>grab my trusty WD 40 and lighter
>go into woods
>hunting for them
>start chanting random shit
THOSE WHO APPOSE THE FLAME SHALL BURN
>hear a crunch
>fluffy running away, screeching in the process
>sprint over
>step on its tail
>its running so fast it fucking rips its own tail off
AWWW! BIGGSIES HUWTSIES!
>time for the cleanse
>burn it
>it screams bloody fucking murder
>rolls around
>finally dies, looks more like a black dodgeball than a fluffy when it does
>shout
I KNOW YOURE THERE, PUNY INFIDELS!
>hear that goddamned smartie
GET WEDY FOR OWSIES!
>feel pain in leg
>legit pain
>grab the fluffy by the neck
>shout into its face
YOU WILL BURN FOR THOSE ACTIONS!
>trap in tree
>it squeals
>look over
>army of stray fluffies, must be atleast 40
>but here's the kicker
>they all have sticks, pointy rocks, anything tied to their head as makeshift horns
>insert nightmare song
>shout
THE FIRE WILL PURGE THE FILTH
>start hacking away at them
>burn some
>axe some
>fight for about 10 minutes
>remain standing in a pile of fluffy guts
>the smartie is still there in the tree
OH AM I GOING TO HAVE FUN WITH YOU!
>carry it home
Final part imminent
Bumping for the fire god
>>730661051
>just like what i like
nah i like fluffies an all, but choco can fuck off
>>730661103
I WILL KEEP YOU ALIVE
>>730661283
judging from your post rate and use of caps, you must be comic chan 1
>>730661433
I LOVE TO HAVE MY OWN PRINT FUCK
BEHOLD THE DUMP¹
>>730661103
>>730661274
Perhaps in time you will join us in our degeneracy. But for now I am afraid that we will have to agree to disagree.
BEHOLD THE FIRE ANON
>>730661516
not complaining, just noting
>>730661103
LONG HAVE YOU ENDURED FOR THE END, HERE IT IS
>bring smartie home
>it shits every second
>grab rope
>tie it up like a fluffy pinata
>hang it from ceiling fan
>griffins asleep
>dog isnt
>dog barks like fucking crazy at it every second
>wakes up griffins who start nipping at him
>dont let them kill him though
>next day
>Smartie is coated in cuts
>grab it off of fan and start hauling it to the fort
pwease...... wet go.....
>this fucking thing thinks it deserves mercy
YOU HAD THE CHANCE TO REDEEM YOURSELF, NOW SUFFER!
>arrive at church
>fluffies see their smarty hung up like a pinata
>laugh at him
>call him names
>smartie too tired to even think about lashing back
>build makeshift fire pit
>etch my holy logo around it
>the Star of David with a swastika inside
>looks good
>give huge speech
MY FRIENDS, FOR AGES THIS FOUL CREATURE HAS TORTURED YOU. NOW! NOW IS THE TIME FOR VENGEANCE! NOW IS THE TIME, TO REJOICE!
>fluffies fucking hyped
>light fire
>hold smartie above the fire
>slowly drop it down
pwease no huwties.... smawty sowwy
NO MERCY WILL BEFALL YOU, FOOL!
>rope begins to catch fire
>smarty tries to blow it out
>only spreads it
>rope gives out
>drops smartie into fire
>he burns like a crisp
>let him sit for a bit
>pick him out before he dies
>grab large pole
>impale anus
>squeeze through entire body so that it pokes through his mouth
>plant pole outside the fortress, lightning the smarty on fire again for the lulz
ON THAT NOTE I BID YOU ALL GOODNIGHT
-King C/Fire God
>>730662217
DON'T WORRY BEAUFITUL ANON¹
I WAS CELEBRATING IT¹
>>730662237
goodnight king c
>>730662278
ok, keep up the good work
>>730662237
>he Star of David with a swastika inside
EVERY FUCKING TIME HAHAHA¹
>>730662237
ALL PRAISE THE TORCH CREATOR¹
BEHOLD THE LANTERN BREEDER¹
BE AWARE OF LAST DUMP¹
THIS NIGHT SHALL BE WITH YOU, FELLOW ANONS¹
YOU WILL NEVER BE ALONE IF YOU'RE NOT HERETIC TO THJE LIGHT¹
>>730662732
good nigh comic chan 1
>>730657231
I know fluffies aren't popular on /b/, and kwehbro kind of helps to keep our threads alive, but there's got to be a more attractive anthro-creature in Final Fantasy lore to keep the threads bumped. I've never played through the series, so I wouldn't know, but there has to some sort of sexy centaur or satyr-like creature in the series that looks like a female Draenei. Regardless, anything would be better than Big Bird porn. Just a suggestion, kwehbro.
>>730662388
Thanks for posting all of those panels.
Aside from Griffins and Fluffies, what are the other creations of Hasbio? asking for a potential Chapter 3
>>730664390
Any zooland animal or mythical creature.
>>730664390
there are sea fluffies
>>730662694
[ A B S O L U T E L Y B R U T A L ]
hope you choco fags are happy
>>730665183
>bitches about wrong content being posted
>posts none of his own
>>730665648
Chocobos were cool but what the hell are these?
>>730665755
>implying
>>730665843
it's what we wanted
>>730665843
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNsRM7pTtEc
Kweh.
>>730665755
why would i post fluffies in a choco thread?
>>730665956
You know, I should have seen that coming...
>>730666056
it's ok we all fall for b8 from time to time, just enjoy your chocos
>>730665921
Oh. Thanks Chocobo friend. I guess I am not very familiar with some of the summons in final fantasy.
>>730666424
Kweh.
well that's image limit, who wants to start another choco thread?
>>730667816
we need a new choco thread, you may post fluffies if you must but try to keep it to a minimum or at least incorporate choco
so no more choco? guess you guys didn't like him as much as i thought
cmon we need a new fluff- i mean choco thread