Situation: the population of North America must be culled down

>>730653454
>Genetics 9/10
>Knowledge 8/10
>Skills 7/10

Feelsgoodman.jpg

One time I threw a maglite so high it had nearly 11 seconds hangtime before I caught it

>>730653454
I get dubs a lot, I speak french and I'm marginally entertaining...that's all

>>730653454
I fired first.

>>730653537
yeah, says you. got any proof of those claims, faggot? Intelligence should be lower, because you're on 4chan.

>>730653564
> 11 seconds

Were you standing on the moon?

>>730653454
I question your limit of 500,000. Explain the logistics.

>>730653620
> I speak french
first to go

>>730653731
shutup faggot, you're on the first train

>>730653731
Magic

>>730653564
can we just have 500k copies of this dude

>>730653731
>questioning authority

We don't need rebels like you in the new world!

>>730653718
I threw it really fuckin hard

>>730653454
I go on /pol/ and I'm redpilled as fuck
Maybe I should first in line to die

>>730653885
We are all proud of you anon

>>730653454
I have incredibly good genetics and have multiple college degrees and other academic accolades. I am a reasonably skilled pilot and can handle myself and others in nearly any situation excluding mass scale warfare (think d-day) and even then I would still be competent (or so I believe. I have no precedent so I won't go making permanent assessments). I possess extensive knowledge in many fields, including those required to rebuild after the total societal breakdown that would likely precede or immediately follow this mass genocide.

>>730653906
Stop being such a gay boi, gay boi

>>730653876
He is the Maglite Messiah. Songs will be written about his glory. 11 stanza poems will be memorized by school children (a stanza for each second of hang time)

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25 white male.
Skills. Helicopter mechanic, pilot
Genetics. No family history for major diseases
Knowlege. College educated

Do I win?

>>730653454
Because these dubs

>>730653454
"Is it gonna hurt a lot or are we just gonna get vaporized or something?"

>>730653955
Alright, you're in.

Im a dumb ignorant cunt and should probably be removed from the gene pool

>>730654048
But can't use colons.

College educated helicopter pilot gets free helicopter ride.

>>730653454
Have no known genetic defects, really good at anything to do with making or doing drugs, also have decent knowledge of medicine and treatment

>>730653454
>skills
Carpentry + Camping + Fishing + General hard labor shit
>genetics
Not so great but if you only keep healthy people when a disease does show up you will be fucked because all research like jobs will have been abandoned
>Knowledge
Average intelligence at best but i have the ability to lie to some one with a straight face and am able to manipulate with ease.

>>730653454
>Father was a carpenter so I'm not too shabby, very outdoorsy (carved my own long bow at 13)
>Very tall, fit, great eyesight, good coordination, no history of major disease in family
>engineering student, high IQ, really good with machines and cars, also pretty good with chemistry and explosives

>>730654048
Two pilots in this thread? Hmm, I may need you two to fight to the death. Or fly to the death?

>>730654046
dude fucking seriously. i feel like a fucking neanderthal next to this dude. the next step of human evolution is already here.

I graduated top of my class in the navy seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills.

>>730653454
>skills
none really
>genetics
actually have a pretty big cock. was fitting in magnums by 15
>knowledge
maybe a little above average?

>>730654236
>Tries to bargain that poor genetics are a bad thing
>Claims acting is a survival knowledge

I'm imaging a fat boy with diabetes trying to seduce a cute young lady to do something for her and just seeing the disgusted look on her face.

>>730654248
Pretty good stats, anon. I think we could use a guy like you.

>>730653454
I'm a trained therapist, I can cook I can build, traditionally and with mud, (I have a degree on it, cause I did a course in restoration).

I have flawless genetics, never get sick and I'm hot enough, I'm an ignorant tough.

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I got quints today out of pure luck

Nope, no redeeming values here, I'll just go to èl̀ m̀èx̀ìc̀ò.

>>730653454
I have blonde hair, blue eyes, I am of German descent, I speak English fluently and am partially fluent in German. I am attending college for a Chemistry degree. I am a straight white male.

>>730654444
Quads
He stays

>>730653454
Kill all non-high functioning autists, footfags, vorefags, scatfags, misc cancer fetishes.

Also, any woman who has ever given birth to multiple autistic/retarded children should be taken out.

Kill neckbeards too.

Won't even come close to the final number, but that's a good starting point.

>>730654444
No skills but a big dick?

Sure, we'll find something for you in the new world

I'm an outdoorsman with survival skills.

I've got many years experience with discrete circuits, embedded development, and software design focusing on CAD and networking.

I've survived both the bird flu and swine flu so my immune system is strong.

Frankly, I only put up with the rest of you losers because I actually like people.

Sit around on your ass all day on your parents' dime without any accomplishments? Fine, you're welcome at my table. Just don't tell me about your 35th level paladin or whatever.

>>730654659
i have some skills, but nothing special.

>>730654476
> trained therapist
you just beat out the french guy for first

>>730654556
Perfect. We may need you for our propaganda campaign. Public appearances, posters, etc.

>>730654636
While we're at it, should we also kill the people who spend entirely too much time worrying about what other people stroke their penises to?

Might get us a lot closer to that number than all your obsessions combined.

>>730653454
Because Fuck You! Not one bit afraid of dying, but will take a shitload of the decision makers and enforcers with me.

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>>730653454
Ya... nice circljerk "i'm maor ALPHA MAIL DAN U" thread bro.

if this hasn't happened by now, and it hasn't... then no, it's not ever going to happen

i like fantasy, fantasy is great, but reality-based fantasy has got to at least be realistic

next time, just go ahead and make an "age, occupation, salary" thread if you need to get your rocks off to all the "awesome stuff" you've done in your life

>>730654849
I would be happy to oblige, mein Freund.

>>730654472
No diabetes its a kidney disease that affects at the age of 45 to 50. So its really not that bad in the scale of hereditary diseases

You will need as many carpenters as possible with the population being that small towns will need to shrink and you will need people to build and deconstruct things

>>730654506
The new world will need someone with this kind of meme magic.

>>730654722
Not bad. We will need a guy to keep needs in their place, but also respect them when needed.

combat trained doctor

see ya on the surviving side

>>730654913
I like this. You survive.

>>730654636
Oh yeah. Forgot to mention:
>skills
Good problem solver, especially in arithmetic. I'm adept in terms of thinking outside the box.
>genetics
Pretty good, only some genetic anxiety issues. I'm alright otherwise.
>knowledge
I have excellent memory and an unfathomably extreme thirst for knowledge, on top of an IQ of 141.

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>>730653454
military experience
rescue experience
white
3rd generation lineage of engineers
electromechanical engineering
innawoods experience
I know how to use a Lathe
I can create electrical circuits
nationalist
how did I did?

>>730653454
Cull me with the rest, my /b/rother.

>>730654474
As long as you're okay with women having no real place in society other than warm holes for our cocks and baby making machines.

>>730654949
It's not like all buildings are going to deteriorate immediately and any decent engineer can self teach carpentry .

>>730653454
>Genetics 6/10
>Knowledge 10/10
>Skills 10/10

I've got an IQ of 166 and I can shoot a 3 inch group at 500 yards with a stock AR.

>>730655046
Perfect. You are the first medical dude in the thread. You survive.

>>730653454
Nobody - absolutely nobody posting on this board would make the cut.

I have 500k subs on YouTube.

>>730655148
We would be friends. See me >>730654248

>>730655170
I will make it quick and honourable. Thank you for your sacrifice.

>>730655301
You're getting culled first.

>>730655134
>arithmetic
We still have calculators in the new world. Useless. Try again when you master quantum computing.
>anxiety
That's just millennial-speak for 'giant pussy'. Harden the fuck up.
>IQ of 141
No, you don't.
>unfathomably extreme
You're a cringelord.

Men...I don't really matter much, I welcome death at this point in life

>>730655264
Too high of an IQ to function properly in a small society and gun proficiency isn't super important in a non apocalyptic scenario.

>>730655205
The reality is you would want people that can maintain power plants especially the nuclear ones because if those dudes go poof. I hope your ass is resistant to radiation.

>>730654161
He just said what you would want to hear dummy.

>>730654444
>actually have a pretty big cock. was fitting in magnums by 15

Jelly as fuck.
Your genes will be analyzed to give the human race bigger dicks.

OP here. Basically I am going to need 7 'Knights' to lead certain groups. From this thread we will pick them.

- engineering
- medicine
- farming
- transportation
- communication
- peacekeeping
- Maglite throwing

We will rebuild his continent!

>live in england
>not north america

>>730653454
All my S.P.E.C.I.A.L. attributes are 10.

I also have the 'Mysterious Stranger' perk, so I'll need 2 slots pls

>>730655592
People aren't disappearing, things would be turned off first. And nuclear power plants have auto shut down features.

I already sold my life away to the military so you know I have training and I'm a conformist bastard.
Probably makes my intelligence average.
Skills slightly above average
Genes below average.
I don't bitch though

>>730653454
>Skills?
lol none
>Genetics?
I'm 6'4, blonde, and 190 pounds, so they aren't shit
>Knowledge?
Wouldn't say its knowledge but back in HS when I gave a shit about school I scored top 95% of the country on SATs and ACTs, so yeah, don't kill me? Maybe? Nahh probably kill me, I shitpost on /b/

>>730655148
This is all very good. You will be in high demand in the new world

>>730655807
So you are just making up rules as you go.

This is a shitty rp.

>>730655807
>thinks you can shut down fuel rods
You're clearly getting culled.

>>730654923
Looks like someone is upset that they aren't going to make the cut.

>>730654541
Mexico is in North America, you ded son

>>730655685
I'm this anon >>730653955
I'll volunteer for either farming, communications, engineering, or peacekeeping. I think I'd rather be best suited to peacekeeping, because as is evidenced by my, well, pretentious eloquence I am gifted with words. I may be competent in other fields, but surely will be surpassed by others. However, I am physically in good shape and am well built (6' 2", decently muscled but not huge) and can handle myself in a fight. Also, I shall continue to brag and say that I can think quickly and cooly in a situation requiring any of those skills, and my knowledge in other fields would allow me to devise solutions others would not.

>>730655468
You feel the need to point out supposed flaws in others, because I assume you have a weak ego and the main way you build yourself up is to bring others down.

You'd be among the first to be culled if it were up to me.

>>730656135
Only until Trump gets rid of NAFTA. Then North America becomes America again. Duh.

>>730655565
You will be forever honoured for your voluntary death.

>>730655923
People are being killed of. The government or something is deciding who should live. It's not just poof only 500k people are left. Someone is choosing.

>>730655968
Obviously you have no understanding of how nuclear power plants work. I'm not saying there wouldn't be radiation in and around the plant. There just wouldn't be Chernobyl situations.

>>730656144
Also I got dubs 2 times in a row. Kek wills that I survive. If repeating digits again I hijack from OP

21 white male
skills: Fixed wing flight instructor.
Genetics: No mental or major afflictions in family. Grandfathers and father were military officers. Good hair genes. Born without wisdom teeth.
Knowledge: Attending college, Eagle scout, outdoors/hunting/shooting enthusiast
Did I make it?

>>730656277
Alright then. Thread is mine.

Do we need any security clearance guys?
I can keep a secret or two for the sake of man.
Plus it sounds cool.

>>730656346
I'd say yeah. What did you do in college.

>>730655698
Create a thread just like this one for your bong-brethren. Make that number 100,000.

>>730653454
>Skills & Knowledge
Pilot, cyber defense specialist, network tech
Military experienced, computer programmer, auto mechanic
>Genetics
5'11 200lb fit, IQ 148, average lifespan of family over 80, no genetic health concerns

>>730653454
>skills
I got medium to high survival skills ontop of extensive medical, mechnical, chemistry, astronomical, mathematical, and sexual skills.
>genetics
Native american from a tribe with insanely great health. We're actually resistant kidney, cardiovascular, brain, eye, joint, and liver diseases. I'm naturally jacked, have a megalopenis(google it), sit at 6'8", have 20/10 vision, no history of balding in my family, have feet adapted for walking without footwear, have perfect teeth, and have AB+ blood.
>knowledge
Basically all the shit needed to make the skills above work, i'm fairly well read, studied herbology to enough of a point i can make herb filled meals regardless of where i am in the states, know how to hunt, clean my kill, cook my kill, and preserve my kill in various ways, can make clothes, and have enough knowledge in carpentry and metallurgy i can make the mine needed to make the tools to make a home that is up to a high enough standard to be tornado rated.

>>730656135
Oh shit you're right I didn't pay much attention to OP's post, just skimmed it. I guess I could go even further down?

>>730656162
You feel the need to respond to obvious trolls with pseudo-psychological drivel you read smeared in the margin of your single mother's self help books.

I thank kek that you're not in charge of anything.

>>730653885
>11s
height reached = |-9.81(5.5^2)| = 296.75meters = 973.6feet. You're telling me you threw this thing almost a thousand feet into the air? Bullshit.

>>730653454
Im an aircraft mechanic and my license allows me to work on many things that are mechanical.

>>730655923
OP here. That's a different anon you are talking to.

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>>730653454
Im not gay and I find good memes so I should be left alive

>>730654442
Odd. I have the same exact story...

>>730656685
Can you give us bigger dicks?

>>730654357
Did you just call our lord "dude"? You're the first one on the fucking train.

>>730653454
>Jewish, so I basically rule the world
>Studying CS at a top 5 CS school, so I will be a highly productive member of society and most likely enter the top 1% of wealth by 30

>>730655352
sure we will, we can impulse the new society towards a better administration of energy and knowledge, plus it will not be a soft generation full of retard and autistic sons of bitches, if you cannot fit into the cut you are out.

>>730656572
I threw it really fuckin hard, dude

>>730656347
Where the hell is my wifi. OP, come up with a better ARG next time. I, Bringer of Order, declare this place to sow discord. I sentence this thread to Banana. I am not an edgy faggot and don't have any saved, but thou who dost, do thine part and end this evil.

>>730656346
Yeah you are in. Third pilot in the thread. At this rate we may be able to create a new Air Force.

>>730653454
I'm fucked up from suicide attempts in my past so I'll die sooner anyway and I know how to fix cars and other mechanical stuffs.

>>730656550
>pseudo-psychological drivel
Not any better than making baseless assumptions. Neither of us have the high ground here.

>single mother's self-help books
My mother's not single and doesn't own self-help books.

Now, since you're a troll, I will withhold any further insults and continue on with my day. I hope you have a reasonably average day, sir.

>>730656516
Impressive. We need an Indian.

Either everyone on /b/ is a well hung helicopter mechanic with an IQ of 1.5 Einsteins... Or...

>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

>come from smart family, IQ over 133
>therefore best Genetics and Knowledge
>I'm dyslexic
>Fuck

Skills: Marine technician in Navy so can work to some degree on a few different systems, basic weapons and first aid.
Knowledge: Well I'm pretty well educated.
Genetics: No family history of anything, besides addiction.

>>730656915
Sorry, we are creating a new world to end Jew influence.

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>>730656870
Yes, I have good genes.

>>730657238
One could posit that your need to defend yourself from baseless accusations shitposted at you on an anonymous imageboard would say a lot about your own fragile psyche and easily bruised ego.

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

>>730657095
You seem to be the only one here who doesn't like it.

>>730656467
just an associates of science in Aviation
deciding on bachelor's at the moment but definitely a BS if not a BE. Liberal arts are useless especially in a limited world.

I'm fluent in English
Very average looking male, however 6'5 and strong
mechanical and electrical know-how
pretty decent cook
i own an anvil

>>730657728
This didn't do the slightest bit of damage to my ego. I do admit that it's not very strong, though.

Are you trying to achieve some sort of "victory" via pedantic arguments on an anonymous imageboard?

I'm highly skilled in the 4 most important disciplines.
Weapons: Firearms and Melee.
Medical: Skills equal to that of a paramedic.
Engineering: Self taught mechanical and electrical engineer.
Physical: Highly mentally disciplined allowing me to push through any situation physically.

>>730658138
You are in, but only because we'll need an anvil.

I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit.

>>730653454
You've just got to make certain I'm number 500,001. I'll lead the rest straight to the chambers. I'll even lock the door after I step in.

There's no reason to spare me until the purge is completed. However, it'd really make my day if all of the condemned died while wondering what the fuck was so special about me that I should be spared.

Nah.

>>730658528
I like how your mind works. We will have a few special assignments for you when shit hits the fan.

>>730658178
I thought you were going to continue on with your day?

Why didn't you?

Was something nagging at you to respond?

Does ignorance need to be dispelled as swiftly as attacks on your character in order for you to feel all warm and fuzzy?

Are you that narcissistic?

>>730658953
You know what? Now neither of you are going to survive the culling.

>>730659133
That's ok. You have plenty of airplane mechanics that hang dong to populate your new 'murrcah.

>>730653454
i cut a worm in half once.

i made 2 worms.

>>730659655
You will be in charge of genetic research

I am really skilled at heaps of stuff plus I've had heaps of sex so I could fuck all the women that need it to keep them happy

25 white male, stout, resistant to disease, extremely virile sperm.
Am trained in IT, general mechanics/troubleshooting, butchery and self defense.
I am a walking factoid encyclopedia and can regurgitate Millions of facts on command. Let me the fuck in

>>730660848
Oh, I should have mentioned earlier, there won't be any women in this new world. Still heaps of sex though, so you're in.

>>730660988
You were in at "white".

>>730653454
>>>730660988
>You were in at "white".
I can totally kill the shit out of animals, or the culled for food. I am a seasoned full service slaughter floor tech. I insist to be considered on those and my previously listed merits

>>730653955
I put my finger in my butt once. I'm pretty sure that makes me equally qualified.

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>>730656572
Height is 1/2 a*t^2.
Fastest thrown baseball would have 10 s of hang, fastest thrown object (jai-lai) would have 17 s.
There are maglites that weigh less than a golf ball.
Explain why you shouldn't be culled.

>>730653454
Hahaha
Come at me bro

>>730653454
>skills
Building cars, houses, computer, embedded systems, fpga development, electrical systems, gardens, yards, orchards, and fields. I am also pretty okay with robotics.

>genetics
I'm 6'8" with an 8 inch cock, blue eyes, dark brown hair, and I got that German Southern Italian thing going on. Also pretty fit.

>knowledge
Currently, I only have three associates degrees. One in math, physics, and computer science. Basically, give it to me, I'll learn it.

I feel like that gets me just above the line of most of the people in the US usefulness wise.