What is the Gayest shit you done? I start >be me >8 years

How old were they?

>>730638975
You're actually gay but ok.

>>730639096
About 13-14

Told me that if boys do not cum regulairly they could die. And because i did not yet cum, I could just help them.

>>730639184
I was never sexually arroused by it. But i will not denie anything.. no homo

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fucked my little cousin

>14-15 me and best friend get drunk in my room
>time to go to bed, share same bed
>after 30 min of trying to go to bed friend says "man i wish there was a girl here to fuck im hard as shit"
>asks if i mind if he jerks it i say whatever
>after about 5 minutes i get hard and ask if he needs a hand
>he freezes up for a second but says sure
>grab his dick and feel it harden a little in my hand as a stroke him slowly
>he says "wanna put it in your mouth"
>saynothing but put his dick in my mouth with just the lips around going up and down
>says "use your tongue and suck hard"
>start that and he starts moaning and pushing down head
>after a while i tell him to come on my face
>he asks if he can stick it in my butt
>i say yes and flip over
>after a lot of spit and spreading my cheeks he gets in
>feels like heaven
>fucks me for what feels like 2 hours ill
> i keep telling him i wanna feel him cum in my ass
>eventually he starts speeding up and i hear "uhhhhhhhhh" and he stops and lays on top occaisonally wiggling his cock around in me
>gets off me and goes to clean up as im playing with his cum in my ass
>ask him if he wants me to suck him off again
>he says hes worn out
>go to bed

We would do that a lot when we got fucked up for years but recently lost touch and now i crave his cock

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let a guy fuck me in the ass

>>730638975
The funny thing is, nothing! But i did something when i was young that made me worried people would call me super gay. I had a group of friends all boys except one girl, super andro. She was blonde and cut her hair short and wore sweatpants and joggers. We had known her since we were six and she was so much like a cute lad that we all just treated her like one.

Anyway, she jerked my dick off for me when i was 11, it was the best, but she was so much a guy so i told no one thinking they would call me gay, turns out for the next four years she worked through all six of us lads even having actual sex with one.

Anyway, sorry thay wad not actually fay or anything.

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Jerking off with guys on omegle

>>730640474
Got more stories?

I got married to a man, that's pretty gay.

He cums in my butt just about every single night <3

since I have a webcam (around 13 yo) I enjoyed grown man or other kids to watch me masturbate and play with my ass, I've been doing this for years

>>730641485
When i was omegle one time, there was this kid about 14 i think. I didn't think he was bi but he was. Then he stands up and starts jerking off and he starts showing off his ass. As he was spreading his ass, his mom walked into the room.

Never done anything yet but since I was really young I dream about sucking some cock almost everyday. Never had the chance tho, small town, relegious. 24yo

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>be me
>highschool
>the one i go to is stuck in a boring neighborhood full of old people
>have to walk quite far to go to the bus stop
>one day see gay looking faggot, kinda cute tho...
>befriend them
>we talk and shit, it's fun, he's from a different school
>we start hanging out together after school he brings his friends and I bring mine, great times
>one day we are alone and he says it to me "I like guys and I think you are great"
>tfw he's keeps saying how he feels and all that
>mfw he wants to start a relationship
>break his heart and tell him I don't swing that way....
>keep hanging out and shit, he becomes more flirty with me
>full_homo.webm
>One day hanging out he sits on my lap, nice butt and we are alone, I decide to be playful and touch his butt, from there shit just keeps getting gayer, he's got hips like a fucking girl, he is a girl
>boner.jpg
>its on, I try to hide it but he's smiling... he wants it... after a while he convinces me to let him suck me off, I agree.
>mfw i get sucked by another dude
>mfw i was in a relationship with another girl who never gave me head
>mfw guy keeps giving me head for the rest of the semester
>mfw it was the best blowjob I've ever had in my life, plus a swallower.

lead a fag on. he invited me to his house to drink wine and play ps2. In my defense, he said a ladyfriend of his would be there. It was a bait and switch on his part, but I kinda knew. he came out with it and i laughed and called him a fag. never saw him again

>be me

>>730642425
lol, nice one.

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>>730638975
>What is the Gayest shit you done?
Anal with another man

Specifically sucking the tongue out of a daddy types mouth while I rode his dick.

>10
>dick measuring contest with my friends
>fat fuck with 7 inch pecker wins
im straight

>>730638975
8yo mate? damn

PS: did you suck good?

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>>730639212
Bullshit

>>730638975
It is normal to be a cum bucket. Let everyone unload in you. Good times.

Guy watched me fuck his boyfriend once.

>>730644938
Have you ever tried not cuming? You will die. Should let me help you.

Nothing physical, but have jerked off to many, many guys jerking off to me on Omegle

>>730638975
Dressed as a girl, pained my nails, did my makeup and then spit roasted myself for 2 hours with 2 dildos until I came all over myself without touching my dick.

Pretty sure I'm officially a full blown faggot

>>730645537
You got a nice cock? Share

>>730646194
Sounds pretty faggy. Also kinda hot

>>730647041
I cant stop being faggy. I've been shaving my whole body regularly for the past 4 months and love it... I'm beyond saving anon

>>730644938
Nope, we were best friends.
And I did explain that kinda quickly. They also eased me into it by showing on eachother now and then. Really making me buy into it being fully normal for older boys to do that.

>>730647696
Should probably post some pics so we can all witness the shame of your faggotry

>>730639184
Saying no homo makes you immune of being gay

>be me
>move to a new school
>meet new best friend
>play at his house every fucking day
>he's a single kid so his parents buy him everything
>dog, big black lab
>dog is laying on his side, I have my head on him
>playing nintendo (California Games)
>"Anon I gotta use the bathroom"
>pause game, he leaves
>roll over, pet dog
>notice giant dog dick
>suck on it for a second, dog picks up his head so I stop
>lays back down, I go down
>hear bathroom door open
>sit up as fast as I can
>startle dog, sits up also
>friend starts laughing
>"What's so funny?"
>"Why does my dog have a boner anon?"
>face turns red, start to stand up
>dog jumps on me and starts humping
>friend starts laughing, I can't get up
>he walks over and yanks my shorts down
>dog cock, meet asshole
>asshole, meet dog cock
>"what the fu-"
>friend shoves his dick in my mouth
>get eifel towered by friend and dog
>I'm the first to cum

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>>730638975
>be me
>6th grade
>"wrestle" with friend in my room
we were just dry humping each other's butts.

Turns out I'm bi.
Pic very related.

>>730638975
one time when I was like 8 for some reason I decided to put my dick in my friend's mouth while he was sleeping
not even in a sexual way but to pull a goof on him or something don't really remember
but somehow I guess his mom found out and told my mom, maybe she saw me or maybe he was awake who knows

>fucked my girlfriend in the ass

Practiced throating a dildo

Assfucked an asian trap, let some craigslist dude suck me dry

Assfucked an asian trap, let some craigslist dude suck me dry, let a dog lick my dick

>>730649059
>come across my moms dildos in late teen years
>think its kinda funny/gross at the time
>later get pretty horny and messing around with butt stuff
>remember the dildos, too horny to think about how weird using them would be
>wind up riding one while deepthroating the other which is suction cupped to her shower wall

Got fucked by a 1/10 looking guy
He's fast and smells like sweat but he sure knows how to play with my ass to the point of orgasm many times

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>>730648568
I accuse you sir, of spreading falsehoods.

Jambed a swiffer handle up my ass

>>730649309
egad knave, I stand accused
I admit my falsehood

there was no eifel towering. did suck a dog dick though

>>730649623
Gross, did it smell like dog?

>>730649623
story pls

>>730649851
Read this>>730648568
I still want to know if it continued

>>730649798
no it smelled like febreeze
what do you think retard

>>730649851
see
>>730648568
but skip everything past "friend pulls down my pants" dog jumped on me, but I stood up.

>>730649798
I mean, it was a dog. What else would it smell like?

>>730650063
Gross...

I used to have a fat roommate who cleaned everything with febreeze, the smell of it makes me think of obesity.

>>730650048
I jerked the dog off one more time but that was about it. My friend and I never did anything beyond a game of strip poker once, which ended before anyone was naked.

>>730638975
jack off to gay porn... no regrets it's hot as fuck

>>730650242
>the smell of it makes me think of obesity.
hahahahaha

>>730650141
>I mean, it was a dog. What else would it smell like
My dogs vag. smells like fish sticks, I've never whiffed a dog Wang but thought maybe it was similar (what with being packed inside all the time)

>>730650479
this was years ago (5th or 6th grade I think?), so it's been ages since it happened. I don't remember it smelling any different, but I wasn't exactly paying attention to how it smelled at the time.

wait

why do you know what your dog's vag smells like?

>age 12-13
>at friends house watching a movie
>he randomly put hand on my thigh
>i immediately pull away
>he comvinces me its only gay if we kiss
>spent next like 6 years being his bitch/bootycall
>he fucked and came in my ass/mouth often
>id walk home with an ass full of cum often
>pretty sure his dad wanted me (would squeeze his hand on my leg "testing pressure points")

When i was 12 , i was home alone for a few hours during summer. Older brother was at work, but his friend from down the street came by looking for him, he was 16 or so. So he decides to hang out with me for a while. We look at straight porn. Sexual tension. I say something about how good a BJ must feel, then he said " we can find out". I was so down for that. So we go into parents room because bigger bed. He starts taking off all his clothes so i do too. We both get on the bed completely naked and he starts giving me amazing head, sucking my balls periodically. Kind of an unspoken thing happened between us where it went from an experimentation to all out love making. Turns out he had always wanted to get with me ;) So he starts kissing his way up my body, i was really fit then and cute if i may say so. Ge gets up to my face and after a slight pause and smile, when i smiled back we started kissing and it was the best and "gayest" , most incredible feeling ever. After a while of him basically worshiping my body and kissing it he asked if i wanted to try anal. I did. I laid on my back and he lubed me up with some baby oil we found in the bathroom. He lifted my legs in the air and gently entered me and we fucked for like 10 mins and he came in me. Needless to say we got together alot that summer after that. Then he moved away :(

>>730650770
There's a gap missing I want filled in

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>>730638975
FUCK OFF WITH YOUR KIKE PSYOP, CUNT

The truth about immigration, by the numbers:

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPjzfGChGlE

Cultural Marxist Jews Admit Organizing White Genocide

The plan to eliminate the white race:

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOgkGzMdieI

Cultural Marxism in action… Political Correctness, the tip of the blade:

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6c_dinY3fM

Cultural Marxism & Social Justice Explained:

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnqIj8C2Aek

Why are we in Decline - Cultural Marxism:

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VggFao85vTs

also see

The facts about slavery in North America:

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5tci36bNjg

Cultural Marxist Jews fund media propaganda against whites on an enormous scale:

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4Ojbi6lXQI

Does this sound familiar at all? (starting at 6:52)

>https://youtu.be/kPdxhLUKZYM?list=PLo0ThsDnveH5nv5TNviBrGTX9P6IrYfIe&t=412

The Holocaust:

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tPc899uUb-A

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgGP_evkvOk

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxpIsep4160

>>730650744
>why do you know what your dog's vag smells like?
Because she licks it for hours before giving me sweet kisses

>>730638975
When I was 10yo my cousin and his 4 friends (they were 12 or 13yo) also talked me into sucking their dicks and told me that it is totally normal to do this to other boys. So I sucked their cocks. One of them fucked me later.

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>>730649262
Here's mine, 7.5in. I still can't take it all without gagging

>Getting drunk on my daughter's 21st birthday.
>2 Of her friends are cutie pie twinks.
>As the night went on end up making out with each as well as some of the girls.
>When bedtime rolls around I go off to my bed with 1 of the twinks and 3 of the girls.
>Got my dick rubbed down to a bloody nub and served up oral on all concerned.
>Woke up with twink and got raped again, after using him as a toilet.
>Drank his piss and it was good.
>Ate his cum, it was good.
>Bounced my penis off the inside of his skull, he begged for more.
>Girls just don't stack up.

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Best friend convinced me to let him fuck me in the ass after some mutual masturbation.
Story time?

When i was younger I discovered I could suck my own dick. Felt weird about it at first, then decided it's my dick so what the hell.

>>730651420
>Woke up with twink and got raped again, after using him as a toilet.
Wait, what?

>>730651628
No, that's enough.

>>730651405
weird, I think that's the same exact kind of dildo I "borrowed" from my mom
does it have a suction cup at the bottom too?

>>730651628
>]
yes please

>>730651628
Do it

>>730638975
Long story, but here goes
>be me, 17 and fresh out of high school
>haven't started called or job training yet, didn't really have a plan
>parents would get annoyed with me sitting around the house playing games all day
>I start trying to find places to hang out so that I don't have to hear mom nagging all day
>around my little town there are three community centers
>find out an old friend works and volunteers at one regularly
>it's the perfect place to hang out
>it's made from an old office building in an empty corner of a shopping center
>not many people visit it because of how out of the way it is
>by not many, I mean like maybe 2 or 3 people visit it daily
>friend gets me in doing light paper work
>we spend most of the time shooting the shit, playing vidya and card games
>a lot of times the conversations drift into sexual topics
>he even shows me his favorite pornos on his laptop and camgirls he regularly donated to
>one particularly slow day at the "office" it's just me and him talking about random shit when he comes out to me as bi
>says he's experimented with a dildo but never the real thing
>swears that he's only attracted to traps and really feminine guys though
>I laugh it off and tell him it's no big deal, it's 2013 and that shit doesn't bug many people anymore
>when I get home I can't help but start thinking about what he said
>start thinking about him
>before then, had never considered myself gay
>much less so for a guy like him
>He was about 6'2", a tan half-Latino who was pretty heavyset and hairy
>but the more I thought about him, the more I imagined myself doing unspeakable things with him
>I wanted to make out with him and feel his scruffy beard on my chin
>I wanted to suck his dick in one of the office cubicles while he talked to people who stopped by
>I wanted him to bend me over the breakroom table and FUCK me in the ass
>I couldn't bear the confusion and stopped hanging out with him
>for a while, at least
cont?

>>730651940
more

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>whored myself twice to older guys (get paid)
>fucekd older dudes (up my ass) without money
>analy maturated
>stopped cause hairy manhood and anal cleansing is a pain in the ass
never kissed a guy tho and balls dident touch, im pretty straight

>>730650770
>It's only gay if we kiss
That sounds about right.

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>>730652165
>analy maturated
Isn't life wonderful?

>>730651785
Yeah it does, guess your mom's into several days delivery

I feel like i really want pussy rn but also feel like i get tired of everything eventually so one day when im 35 ill start fondling penises to spice it up

>>730638975
>be me
>18 years old
>meet qt 3.14 boy who is 19 y o
>stick it in his boi pussy
>feelssogood.jpeg

>>730651628
2:1, I like those odds.

>Be me, 14
>Friend, we'll call him Dylan. Same, 14.
>Dylan's parents trust the fuck out of me because I'm well spoken and articulate for someone of my race/skin color.
>Oh well, guess they didn't expect to be hit by a smooth criminal. I fucked their daughter, but that's a different story.
>Fucking Friday, happy as hell
>Staying the night at Dylan's
>Siblings are asleep, don't have to babysit
>Mom's drunk and whenever she gets drunk she either walks around named with her straight white BBW tits or on one occasion she openly let us watch porn and encouraged us to masturbate to go to bed. Would've loved to have the chance to fuck her too.
>Playing video games with this dude. Jailbroken PS3 so DBZ BT3
>Whooping this boys ass with Janemba
>"I'm gonna go rub one out anon"
>"You're gonna jizz because I beat you, fucking faggot"
>He punches me for that remark, I kinda deserved that one.
>He goes to beat it, I still play some story mode
>Dude walks back in with his moms laptop and starts watching porn beside me
>Karlee Gray = fucking diamonds.
>Stop playing to join in on the masturbating.
>Dude puts the laptop down so he can use both hands
>Boyifyoudontget.gif
>Having to kinda lean on his legs to see the laptop
>Keeps poking me in the cheek with his dick while I'm jerking off.

Cont?

>>730652716
*same

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>>730652439
stopped doing that a while ago also, I kept using this durex 2 in one holy shit it was such a whore thing.
Due to the facet that i would get too horny and rush it up my bum it would sometimes lead me to bleed, the time i saw hemorrhoid like bums around my anus ring hole it kinda scared me so i stopped for a while.
>yfw no bad dragon and you dont live alone

How do you ask someone if you can blow them?

>>730652744
Go ahead

>>730640474
nohomo

>>730651628
That's a nice rump

>>730652744
Do it

>>730652996
"I'll suck you're dick but no homo tho"

>>730651940
cont.
>after a while stop having gay thoughts of him
>everything seems normal
>but since I've stopped volunteering at the community center my parents haven't stopped bugging me about finding work
>whatever, I'll find a job
>end up having to go to the community center one day because of a job fair there
>my friend is there, passing out pamphlets and forms
>can't look him in the eye
>stare at him while he talks with other job seekers
>I realize I have a boner
>run to the bathroom and wank it out
>while I'm jerking it I can't help but return to all my old fantasies
>imagine him taking me in the stall right there
>cum buckets
>clean it all up and thank god no one stopped to use the restroom
>go back and fill out resumes, face flushed
>leave as soon as I can
>while I wait for companies to contact me for a few weeks I start to experiment with assplay
>can't buy I dildo, so I use things like soda bottles and brush handles with hand soap for lube
>always fuck myself in the shower imagining it's him
>a few weeks pass and I finally get a call
>a local grocery store wants me to start in 3 days on a 5am shift
>accept the job
>the day before my first shift rolls around
>but I'm not worried about the job
>I can't stop thinking about how much I want dick
>boner takes control of higher functions
>decide I'm going over to my friend's house that night to see if I can seduce him
>prep myself
>don't eat all day and only take laxatives
>I take a long shower and clean out my asshole, thoroughly
>get dressed for work and wait for the right moment
>1am rolls around
>time to execute my master plan
cont.

>>730653446
I'll suck you're dick

Be me 15
Meet older guy online
Talk about his fetishes
He's into traps bdsm and domination
Wants to meet me to be his trap
We meet after school one day
Brought panties garter belt stockings bra and cage
Be intimidated
Is elder do carry on and get tied up
That afternoon get anally and throat fucked
Sent me home with ass full of cum

>>730648568
>get eifel towered by friend and dog

fuckin top kek, anon

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>>730652744

>Starts noticing he's intentionally rubbing his dick on my cheek.
>Cheek is covered in precum
>Fucking confused as to what it was so being the idiot I am. Tasted that shit
>Salty, but tolerable.
>"Hah, that was gay anon"
>"Fuck are you on about Dylan?"
>"That's my precum you fag"
>damn.jpeg
>Dead silence, find another video.
>Felt a bit curious and always had thoughts, never acted.
>"How about we help one another out?"
>"You for real? You really are gay."
>"Don't tell anybody."
>"Only if you suck it."
>Fair enough.
>Start jerking eachother off. He's just letting off precum like no tomorrow.
>"Okay that's enough, suck my dick"
>"Forward much?"
>He pushes my head down onto his dick. Misses so he hits my cheek with a small string of precum
>Didn't think it'd arouse me that much but once I got my lips on it I couldn't stop.
>It's like what I imagined salt water tastes like since I can't swim.
>Dude has his moms bottle of lube. Spills that shit on me trying to lube his cock.
>He pushes me off and asks me to stand up.
>Just following orders at this point.
>He starts rubbing it all over me and I'm letting it happen because that shit feels great
>Starts lubing up my ass.
>"Woah partner, not today."
>"I'm gonna tell everyone you sucked my dick!"
>...
>Sit on his lap. Give him a wet kiss
>"Now we both have dirt on eachother. You didn't stop me."
>He starts grabbing my ass. Ohgodyes.

Fapped to this thread

>18
>Nofap for two weeks
>friend notices I'm acting weird
>knows about nofap and sees the signs
>"Isn't that an anal fetish thing?"
>heknowstoomuch.webm
>starts talking about jerking off
>porn sites etc.
>jokingly mentions tumblr is good for porn
>tells me he's into cd and traps
>blurt out I'm trying to get on hrt
>asks me what I like to do
>leading me like I'm on a leash
>end up blowing him
>he made it comfortable so I just had fun with it
>licking up and down the seam on his shaft until he's dripping precum
>swirl my tongue around it so it doesn't drip onto his pants
>0.0000004 second warning before cum is rolling down my chin

>>730653488
>cont.
>text my friend
>"Hey man are you up?"
>of course I know he is
>"Yeah bro, what's up?"
>tell him I can't sleep because I'm really nervous about this job
>ask him if it would be cool for me to come over and hang out until my shift started
>he says sure
>I sneak out the garage door so as not to wake my parents and walk a few blocks to his house
>when I get there, his mom is outside with him, arguing in Spanish about how he shouldn't have guests over so late/early
>he convinces her to let me hang out for a while
>she says whatever, she has to leave for work anyways
>perfect
>as she heads out, we go into his house and I ask if I need to be quiet for anyone who might be sleeping
>he explains that his dad is a truck driver and never home and that his sister is spending the night at a friend's house
>so we can be as loud as we want
>we head to his room and he sets up his laptop at the foot of the bed
>we lie down as he picks a movie
>he puts on some Key & Peele movie about a kitten or some stupid shit
>fake laugh at it while talking to him
>use some excuse to segway the conversation onto gay sex
>mention how I've wanted to suck dick but never had anyone I could go to for that sort of thing
>I'm watching the screen, but I feel him turn to look at me
>"Hey, this might sound weird... but..."
>"Yes?"
>"Do you want to try... maybe... sucking my dick?"
>before he finishes the sentence I bend over and unbutton his jeans, pulling down the waistband of his boxers
>his dick, buried in his chub and musky bush pops out, hard as a rock
>I open my mouth and savor my first taste of cock
>I moan at the saltiness of it
>I can feel him pulsing in my mouth, against my tongue
>I take a deep breath through my nose and shove my face as deep as I can against his pelvis
>feel his cock scrape against my throat
>he moans as I continue "Fuck, you're so good at this-"
>I'm gobbling cock like a poor third world resident who hasn't seen food in a week
cont.

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>>730641898
I jerked off too this post, so probably this.

>>730638975
I have picture collection of me being a sissy/cd

>>730656633
Just lies untill you share them.

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>>730656868
Try me

>>730657034
That could just aswell be a real gurl.

Need to see some femenin penis.. no homo

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>>730657034

>>730657189
I'll get there hold on I like to go slow

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>>730657298

ill tell a story from college if anyone is still here

>>730638975
sucked my friends dick because he beat me in a 1v1 in black ops 1.

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>>730657334
I posted these two days ago, but no one bumped the thread :( feelsbadman

Im straight. But when sometimes im about to watch a porn. I like those with a hot girl and a cute guy. Is that weird?

>>730655520
cont.
>after a few minutes of sucking and licking, I pull my head back up and sputter
>"Can I ride you?"
>he doesn't say anything and nods
>I get off the bed and drop my slacks to the ground
>I wasn't even wearing underwear
>my dick stands at full mast
>he gasps and says "Holy shit dude, your dick is huge!"
>say I've never shown my dick to another guy before and porn always made me think I needed to be twelve inches to be big
>"Nah dude, you've got a fucking porn star dick"
>I'm blushing
>didn't think I could blush
>he leans over and starts sucking me off
>fuck that feels good
>slide onto the bed and start 69ing him
>after a few minutes I get up and straddle him
>I look him in the eyes while I propose his dick up against my hole
>"Time for the main course"
>I slide down onto his throbbing member
>oh my god it's so warm
>no not warm
>hot
>so fucking hot
>we moan together as I bounce against his thighs
>I lean up against his belly and start grinding my dick between us
>as I look down and marvel at my head poking in and out between us, I feel his hand grab my chin
>he tilts my face towards his and shoves his tongue past my lips
>our tongues wrap around each other while he starts fondling my asscheeks
>I start to pick up the pace as I get closer to the edge
>I moan and bite his lip while I grind against him
>faster and faster
>he sits me up and starts sucking on my nipple
>ohfuck
>I hug his head to my chest as I slam my ass onto his cock
>he lets out a long, deep, bellowing grunt as he finishes inside me
>I feel his hot spunk fill my ass
>I ride him for a few more seconds while jerking it before I finish on his stomach
>collapse on the bed next to him
>we don't say anything
>just lie there until 4:30am
>get up, walk to the bathroom and clean myself off
>put on my clothes and go to work
blocked his number on my phone shortly afterwards and haven't seen him in months. Every once in a while, the temptation to call him up overwhelms me. Like right now. I might.

>>730657456
go for it

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>>730641342
I used to do that when I was 13 lol

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>>730658044
there you go faggots

>>730638975
i held hands with one of my friends in a mall once. and he slaps my butt sometimes.

>>730638975
fucked some genderfucked person with a vagina
they identified as "who gives a shit" but were born female and taking male hormones
looked like a very effeminate boy, or a very masculine shorthair qt girl, body hair all over like a man, voice like a chick who had been smoking all her life
when we met up I was actually expecting a dick, I couldn't tell what they were born as on their tinder profile
really wild fuck, too. Had a hell of a time. Sucked some mean dick, nice pussy, kinky fuck. Ate my ass. Made fun of me for being gay when I said I liked it. Soon after I started choking them, calling them "my little cocksucking faggot" and slapping them in the face while we fucked. Squirted, too, and I drank it all. Was a huge turnon to play around in that gay-ish space, because I'm straight(ish) and so it felt really taboo and dirty. And "faggot" is such a degrading word.

I've you've never came inside a person's vagina while calling them a worthless faggot, you haven't lived.

Texted them some point later that "Who would have thought some busboy would take my cock better than half the chicks I ever met"
they responded "Fags know how to suck cock ;)"

PRETTY FUCKING CASH.

>>730657508
>never done anything gay before
>only spit for lube
>no pain worth mentioning

Did he have a micro peen?

>>730655520
When did this story happen, that key and peele movie is fairly new.

>>730658409
My first reaction

>>730658322
I had practiced with glass bottles before and could comfortably fit three fingers in my ass by that point. But yeah, also his dick wasn't the biggest.
>>730658409
Okay, you got me, it was actually last year in the summer and I was 19. I was trying to keep myself from being to obvious to my friends IRL who browse /b/ but I realize that none of them would ever click on a gay stories thread.

>>730657456
>be me in college junior year
>previous year was dumped by ex gf and was crushed.
>on massive dry spell for 6 months, engineering was a bitch.
>decide to got out with german aupair friend and get hammered at local bar.
>he said he found this blue drink and buys me some
>turns out it was rum
>I never drink rum because of i got alcohol poising from it freshmen year
>i get shit faced on it and try to pick up some chick
>fail miserably
>talk her guy friend who was pretty cool
>he causally mentions he was gay and how he can't get dick around here.
>i have been bi curious for a while and get aroused
>start subtle flirting with dude.
>dude picks up on it and asks if i want to go back to his dorm
>we leave and we start aggressively start hooking up in his dorm
>He's a bottom so he pulls out my dick and starts sucking.
>feels good man
>ask if i could suck his dick
>he starts face fucking me, i wasn't to into it.
>we move onto anal and I fuck his ass with a condom
>tells me how big my dick is and how he loves it
>still not 100% into it b/c of his skinny ass
>can't cum b/c im hammered
>we stop and he jacks off to finish himself off
>kiss him goodbye
>tell him this never happened
>just give him a nod whenever i saw him around
>never talked to him again

So yeah idk if i'm in denial or just not to into dudes

>be me
>11 years old
>Visiting uncle's house
>Home alone
>Remember watching uncle's Great Dane luck it's cock
>Let dog inside
>Slowly jerk massive dog cock
>pull pants down to try to get dog cock
>Unsuccessful
>mfw

>end up licking dog cum off my hand

>>730638975
>What is the Gayest shit you done?
Still visit /b/ in 207

>>730659720
shit nigga 207 hail ceaser

>>730657508
Do itt

My best friends sister came out to me as trans so i came out to her bi. I like her dick but it smells terrible

>>730660608
maybe you should eat more fiber and not smell her dick after she pulls out of your ass

I want to finger myself but don't know how. Tips for beginners?

>>730638975
Lubed up my own ass ad masturbated with a cock sized object stuck in my ass

>>730661647
put pinger in benis and have big cums

>>730638975
Fucked my twink college dorm mate.

>>730650979
So /pol/ gets all of their info from YouTube. Got it.

>>730659019
You probably just want to put your dick in a hole

Desperation etc

was straight but decided to become bisexual


why not, it's free

Between the ages of 10-13 I use to do gay stuff with a kid 2 years younger than me.

>Our mothers were friends and he would come and stay the weekend once a month while his mother went and did whatever??
>He was a bit of a nerdy bitch but I put up with him because he had heaps of vid games that he use to bring with him.
>I don't know when it started but basically it was with him always whinging about something.
>So it became OK you can have/do whatever but you have to suck my dick first.
>Then after awhile we just started sucking each other all the time.
>Usually with me making him suck me off and then I would suck him a little bit so he wouldn't complain or tell anyone about what we were doing.
>Fast forward to when I was almost 14 and hadn't seen him in about a year.
>By that time I had fully hit puberty, voice changed, balls dropped and could shoot loads.
>Had seen a lot of porn by that stage and decided that when he was to say over next I was going to fuck him in the ass.
>Just as before he was cool and let me do whatever I wanted.
>First time fucking his ass I lasted all of 10 sec before I blew my load.
>But the second time I had more control and it was amazing! I was able to fuck his ass for good while.
>I blew an awesome load, pulled out but then I totally freaked as I had gaped his asshole.
>I freaked as I had never seen anything like that before and thought the gape was permanent.
>I kept asking him for a couple hours after are you OK? And checked his ass to see the damage. lol.
>Thankfully all was cool, so over the next few times he came to stay I fucked his ass A LOT.
>Only lasted a few more months before his family permanently moved for his schooling.
Found his page on facebook a few years ago, he has a pretty hot GF and seems to be doing well and I'm happily married. Haven't done or haven't had any interest in doing anything gay since.

>>730662967
How did he react to getting plowed?

>>730663976
He didn't mind it actually I don't think he enjoyed it but he never really complained. He didn't like sucking my dick straight after though "tastes like ass" well I guess it would. lol.

>>730639836
Storytime?

>>730638975
I'll ask, source?

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>>730641898
hhhhhhhhhhhnnnnnnnnnnggggggggggg

>be me
>probably 6 or 7
>friends in small neighborhood come over
>me, 3 girls, another boy
>girls want to play house game
>fuck that, its time to run for no reason
>go running and leave girls behind
>other boy said he wanted to play tho
>eventually played house
>girl house vs boy house
>girl 1 tells us what moms and dads do
>girls leave to go make a house
>decided im dad because im not a mom
>other boy agrees
>try to do what we were told about moms and dads
>little kids have no erections
>press dick against his butt with no pants involved
>fast forward to 6th grade
>still small neighborhood and still friends with other boy
>spending night at my place
>his parents are fighting again
>other boy brings up game we used to play
>too busy playing vidya to really pay attention
>asked if I wanted to try again
>kicking ass on Wrestlemania No Mercy
>agrees without realizing what it meant
>we're both sitting in just underwear
>jump when I get touched there
>he gets upset and cries
>wants him to show how much he likes me
>Catholic Guilt was the only thing I learned in Church
>agrees and just lets him do what he wants
>sucks with too much teeth but still came
>his parents divorce

>>730654155
so your gay

>>730665639
cont.
>fast forward again to high school
>still thinks his parents divorced because he's gay
>tell him i want to date girls
>already told him what I like in girls
>grows his hair longer
>tans up
>works out like crazy and shapes a nice ass
>junior prom night
>we both go with a mutual friend
>back to his mother's place as she is waiting for us back at my place
>proceed to threesome
>sloppy girl is passed out drunk from prom vodka
>get her in his bed
>move party to his mom's room
>go to bathroom to clean up a bit
>come out
>friend is wearing his mom's bra and panties
>his mom is a very small woman
>underwear hung nicely
>or too drunk to care
>lubed up and went in easy enough
>was told it was his first time but easily slid in
>must have been practicing
>fast forward to this day
>still able to meet
>gf also likes him
>plans a lot of threesomes with gf
>has been the third member of relationship for almost 2 years

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>>730665675
Bisexual. I attract a fair amount of attention on both ends of the spectrum.

>inb4 greedy faggot

>>730665912
>greedy


Nope, just logical.

I was 18. Met a guy from Craigslist
He was a lot older, maybe 40s, smaller guy and quite literally had a 4 inch cock
Let him suck my dick for a little, tried to fuck him but but never got hard enough
Jerked him off for literally less than minute until he came a huge load all over my hand

Im probly the best looking guy hes ever had touch his tiny little cock

>>730645294
shit, does he know his boyfriend's gay?

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Thought I was bi for like a year in high school.met some dude who I thought was attractive. Friend hooked us up. We met up and made out. Took off. Never talked to the dude again. Was gay as fuck man.

>>730639836
If you are the cousin who fucked me, you have a great penis

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>>730653300
Dubs dubs confirms. You're the straightest dude in this thread. Im jelly

>>730641423
lucky

>>730648753
Good shit, Anon.

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>>730666064
this


>/thread

>>730638975
Charge guys $40 for a handjob
Make about $400 a day

>>730657508
fucking call him.

>>730669054
That's hot

Why does /b/ have so many threads about homosexuality constantly?

Is there like some autist group of the same regulars from /d/ or lgbt that just posts these threads on /b/ every day?

/b/ did not used to have trap threads everywhere like this. Why did this become a thing? Why are people s posting so much about being traps or etc? What the fuck?

>>730669568
>Why does /b/ have so many threads about homosexuality constantly?


Because everyone is bisexual to some degree, and only started realizing it around year 2000+.

There is a gradual shift in conscious awareness happening.

>>730669568
except ive read this post hundreds of times over the years, so its been gay a while

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>>730669652
>/thread

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>>730669652
this, basically

>>730665877
fucking dope

>>730669652
pretty much this

>>730638975

Why do so many 8 year old boys have gay sex?

Not judging, had gay sex as an 8 year old

>>730669800


dubs confirms

>>730652165
At what age did you started?
Who was your best "custumer" and who was your worst?!

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>>730669652

>>730649300

How did you catch him?

It's common in my group of friends for straight guys to kiss each other on the lips mostly to freak out people who don't know us. I don't know about the others, but for me it's just a mechanical motion, I get no sexual satisfaction from it like i would kissing a woman.
Because of this, as a straight guy I've kissed just about as many dudes as i have chix

we do other bizarre things, but that's besides the point.

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Hooked up with a trap from /soc/. Was pretty decent looking and it felt good plowing his ass but the moment I nutted I realized I filled up a man's ass and felt like a huge faggot.

>>730640474
Bullshit fake story
First time something goes in ur ass bigger than a middle finger relative to your body size does not feel like heaven.

Source i am a faggot who has had things in his ass

So nice made up fantasy faggot

>>730669652
no, not everyone is mentally ill, it's boards like these that brainwash the stupid underage kids into thinking it's human nature and acceptable

>>730666637

This is how I imagine my first gay experience will go

>>730670089
this
I'm not a faggot but I sometimes like to play with my prostate when I'm really horny, if I haven't done it for half a year or so, I need heaps of lube and only one finger, 2 is too much

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>>730669652


this is so true it hurts


>>730670158

homosexual activity is not a mental illness, it's a form of social bonding proven to exist in basically every mammal species, and most animals that engage in it still successfully procreate

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>>730670158
>acceptable


It's perfectly acceptable, as well as a feature of human nature.

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>>730670527
>>730670584
it's proven to be a choice, if you "choose" to be gay
then you must be mentally ill
>>730670527
animals do it for dominance not pleasure

>>730670747


You're dumb as fuck. Animals (including humans) do sexual things for pleasure, bottom line. Some go the extra mile and have the capacity for romantic love with members of the same sex.


This is all natural, BECAUSE IT HAPPENS. If it didn't HAPPEN, then it would be unnatural.

If evolution doesn't want it to happen, then why is it happening? You clearly don't know shit about natural selection or psychology or anthropology or anything at all really. Fuck off, dumbass cunt.

>>730670962
>/thread

>>730662336
>video on youtube = source: youtube

ok

>>730670962
i'm not that anon, but i think the only animals who do it for physical pleasure aside from humans are chimps and dolphins. i don't know about any others.

>>730640474
>no shit on dick
nice try but I'm still erect so 7/10

>20 years old
>Date online a 61 years old man
>He give me a shower
>Eat my ass
>Did the 69 while he was fingering me
>Then I sit on his face and eat his cock
>Get a great prostate massage
>Cum inside his mouth
>Now I have a gf and feel good with that

>>730671128
I am that anon and was just about to say this

>>730670962
obviously I hit a soft spot

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>>730640605
>milky white boy feeties
need moar

>>730670747


honestly anon, humanity is slowly evolving to be more gay as procreation is less of an important factor for the human consciousness to live fulfilling, meaningful lives

the pressure to procreate has been relaxed over time and so now people just do things for pleasure, because why not? the dick wants what the dick wants, why analyze it? none of it matters at all


Also, there is no evidence for a god, and it is irrational to believe in one. Sorry to burst your bubble.

>>730670089
>>730671144
Sorry i left the parts about gagging on shit dick and making a mess. Figured it would make a hotter story

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>>730671261


no, you just wrote things that were stupid, and it angered somebody more intelligent than you

Probably taking it in the ass drunk off some bad vodka

>>730672115
>/thread

bumb

>be me
>about 23 years old
>recently broke up with gf and had apartment to myself
>curious so post on craigslist m4m
>get a bunch of responses that aren't appealing except for one guy with long hair, boyish but metalhead look
>exchange a few messages, he wants to bottom for me
>an hour or two later he is in my apt. He is considerably taller than me which is a turn off but hey hes here now
>small talk for a few minutes before i ask if i can suck his dick first
>avg size dick which is fine cuz its my first time
>suck him for awhile and then he wants to suck mine
>surprised hes not as good as most girls
>he gets up on my bed after a few min, all fours and i briefly lick his hole and then lube his ass up and put a condom on
>SUPER tight ass, takes a while to get in
>finally get it in and start fucking him pretty good. He tells me my cock is so thick.
>after a while have him turn over so we are facing eachother and play with his cock while i fuck him
>we didnt have a lot of lube and i can tell its starting to hurt him so i fuck him hard and pull out and cum all over his stomach (habit from the exgf)
>want him to cum too so i suck him for a while but he says he is satisfied from getting fucked
>we wash up and i see him out and never speak of it again.. until now

>no andro or trap bf
>no social media
>refuse to use grindr or cl
I will die alone

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Is this even ok

ok here goes on

>Be me
>Be 19
>Friend tells me to look at the personals on craigslist
>"Lol Anon, they are so funny to read."
>decide to check it out and read them
>They are funny in how fucking stupid some of them are
>Browse everything except for M4M
>One night after reading all them I click on M4M out of curiosity
>I lived in a small town and the closest craigslist was in the city, 2 hours away
>See a post with Anon's Town listed on it
>Decided to read it
>"Let me suck your dick and swallow your cum, it will be our little secret, no one will no. 50 yr old male here to service you. Under 20's only"


Cont?

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pretend the mic is your penis

>be 13
>try to get 10 year old bro to do some homo shit for me
>just so horny
>never could get him to do it
>just whines like a bitch

fast forward 20 years
>get super drunk at younger bro's place
>am overcome with lust for him
>tell him I'm in love with him and basically get on top of him
>try to somewhat make out with him
>can tell hes not really enjoying it too much but isn't pushing me off
>I dry hump on him til I cum
>he finally rolls me off him and he seem uncomfortable and kinda scared
>we never spoke about it again

cont from >>730675718

>I send him an email to see if this guy is legit
>He responds within 5 minutes
>"Let me swallow all your sweet cum, pick a place where we can meet, I won't tell anybody at all, keep it discrete."
>Think about it for the day
>Whynot.avi
>"Ok, you meet me at the old quarry, no one will be there. No chit chat, you show up and suck me and swallow my cum and leave."
>"Sounds good to me, when do we meet?"
>"Saturday at midnight"
>Fast forward to Friday
>Thinking of backing out, I can't do this
>Psyche myself up to meet some old man
>Saturday night I leave my house at 11:30
>"Going over to a friends for the night mom and dad. Be back later."
>Drive to quarry

cont from >>730676029

>I show up at quarry at 11:45
>Wait there for 10 minutes
>He shows up and walks over
>Pitch black, cant see a thing only the moonlight
>He gets on his knees, no words spoken at all
>Drops my shorts
>Kisses my balls all over while teasing my cock
>Fucking rock hard at this point
>"Suck it" I say
>He starts to give me a blowjob
>I feel like my knees are going to give out as he goes back and forth
>The sounds of it alone are incredible
>Old man does something with his tounge and I cum all down his throat within 5 minutes
>"I have more for you" I whisper with a broken voice as he keeps sucking me off
>"Mhhmm" I hear from him as he keeps sucking and flicking his tongue around my cock
>I blow another huge load into his mouth and he sucks it up faster than a brand new hoover.

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>the mic is your penis

cont from >>730676267

>I explode into his mouth for the 3rd time
>I have a pretty big sex drive so I think I have enough for one more
>"Lay down on the grass" I say
>We both lay down and I push his head down to my dick and he starts to suck it again
>The sounds, the slurps, the sucks
>He keeps going back and forth all while cradling my balls
>At this point I pull his waist up so we 69 but he still has his shorts on
>I reach my hand under his shorts and start jerking off his old hairy cock
>The slurping and sucking is getting him harder than myself
>"You Ready?" I say?

cont from >>730676509

>All he can muster is a weak "Yes" between his slurps
>I let loose a torrent of cum, one last cum of my sweetness for him.
>He struggles to keep this one down because at the same time he explodes in my hand
>My hand is drenched in his cum
>I want to taste it
>I lick my hand
>It was so sweet like I was eating a fresh apple but the texture is so weird
>We lay down next to each other for a good 20 minutes just with our hands slowly tugging each other's cocks
>Only gay experience I have ever had, 23 now
>Wish I still had his contact info
>Best blowjob ever I still jerk off thinking about it and how we both exploded at the same time

>>730641423
same :3

>>730648568
Laughed so hard

Idk, my boyfriend and I went to see a musical one time. That was pretty gay.

Its not my experience but I was involved. I watched my very straight, very muscular boyfriend Suck off an incredibly effeminate gay guy. It was pretty hot tbh. I peg him at times too, it's so hot hearing him moan.

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Gayest thing I ever did was swallow my own cum and like the taste

>>730679352
I don't like the taste of my semen

>>730679505
My cum has no right to taste good. I have a really shitty diet. My ex gf always told me she really liked the way my cum tasted, and I assumed she was just saying that. but then I tried it myself, and had to stop myself from doing it again

>>730650979

kill yourself /pol/.

The only good Nazi is a DEAD Nazi.

I put an egg up my ass on three separate occations

>>730658283
DUDE holy shit me too besides the body hair but I met the bitch on okcupid got me into s&m shit

I might fuck a dudes ass this weekend and I'm pretty nervous about it.

be bisexual

bisexual

no more ;/ ?

Gayest shit ive ever done was getting really aroused by feet/kneesocks, no matter the gender.
Like idk i really don't fap to gay shit but as soon as there's some soles and they look sexy, I'd be game.

Just cant keep out the idea that it would feel so good slowly grinding them. Even when i know its a boi