Ask me to do shit I'll post pictures / videos . Nothing

Put something in your ass

>>730625306
Genitalia.
How else am I going to know your gender?

give me the succ no homo

Okay but can you take a picture of every single sock you own?

>>730625615
>no timestamp
if you even are OP

post your girfriend nude.

I own no socks bc my roommate steals them.

>>730625306

Show your feet. Pic from the top and toes first, then post soles pic

TFW no gf nudes and she's at work

time stamp btw or get the fuck off.

post your girlfriend face then.

>>730626388
that her?

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Eyup

>>730626388
No Timestamp Pt. 2: Electric Boogaloo

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Time stamp cock on the way

Take a photo of your armpit

what is your girls first name and describe her sexual preferences.

take a picture of the front of your place

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Cayleigh and dudes idk she's real into BDSM and hard core . She's been dominant with me before. She likes dp with toys

>>730625306
eat dirt

The fuck , no. Anon I'm not that retarded

>>730628244
swallows? last name

Lovejoy

if you wont even eat dirt then wtf will you do you pussy

post a personal picture that you normally wouldnt of your girl.

I was saying no to the house picture . It's fuckin raining and hailing outside though

how big is the hail?

Sonic ice sized hail

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>>730625306
>>730625306
Well lit facepic?

>>730630142
and one wearing basketball shorts, w/ full face visible?

>>730630142
Upper midwesterner/10

Don't have basketball shorts

full nude with face. time stamp.

I like the ears, can you get guages like that instantly or do you have to wait a shit ton of time slowly sizing up? I don't have the patience to wait, is there different ways to get those?

Nah I'd rather not have nudes with my face in it leaked . Thanks though . I should probably make it clearer that I'm not doing anything that can fuck with my personal life

My friend shoved a drill bit through his ear to get something close. It took me 3 weeks because I skipped sizes ( unsafe) and have a stupid high pain tolerance .

>>730630915
Can you get ones bigger than the ones you have instantly in a safe way?

I don't think so .

>>730625306
spray axe around your toilet bowl and light it with a time stamp in the water

>>730625306
kill yourself

Lmao I'm not a body building douche. I fuckin hate axe

>>730631480
But basketball shorts, a tshirt and decent lighting?

What was that anon ? Talking to yourself again?

>>730627659
is this a new mexican dick?

>>730631480
i meant body spray in general

>>730631843
or anything flamable

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I don't even have that . I don't see point in feeding into a money making scheme when the only last up to ten minutes anyways

>>730632116
ty for doing your best

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I have an enormous fuckin forehead fml

Spray random people down with a hose and video record it.

I so will when people come over lmao.

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Take a picture of the inside of your fridge.

>>730632116
>>730631666
trips deserves an honest answer

Smash something and record it.

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No my dick is not new Mexican

>>730633061
where is it native to then?

Native American. Like 23 percent. Every dam pic I take off my fridge is too damn big in mb help

>>730633377
you're full blooded native? interesting, since most of those guys are uncut...

No I'm only like 23% family has slept with dirty white man so ye deteriorated genes. I wish I was uncut.

>>730634068
why do you so wish? and where did the snippery occur?

Hospital and Because they cut off a full bundle of pleasure nerves like tf man . I needed that

>>730634377
yea, but meant as in what state, if you don't mind saying? also, plz skim:

http://globalnews.ca/news/2641032/your-circumcised-penis-is-just-as-sensitive-as-an-uncircumcised-one-canadian-study/

AR

>>730634820
Arkansas? Not the most exciting state I'd guess

Yeah it's pretty fuckin lame . To many rednecks and crazy people

>>730634820
Then if you can tolerate one more question, are your brothers also cut if you have any?

Yep all of them

>>730635208
were they done before or after your were chronologically speaking, and if you even know?

They were all born after. Lmao. And it was done at birth

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>>730635532
I see. Then lastly, are you committed to being unhappy that you don't have one of these?

Oh yeah. Smega is disgusting . Like that's why I wash my dick hardcore.

>>730635907
But you wish you had the extra skin for the cheese to build under, even though you prolly aren't losing any pleasure from being without it? Per the article above, plus nearly every guy I've chatted with who got it done post puberty

Well fu k

>>730636400
??

Fu for not loving your wonderful dick

I meant to type fuck . You changed my FUCKING mind are you happy now

>>730637621
Yes, excellent

Muhahhahahahahahahahahaha

>>730635907
Plus North American girls widely prefer cut...

Is OP gay or straight?