Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>730607526
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>no ERP and RP
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
>>730617487
Australian invention.
>>730617604
Im a cook, Im doing my job.
>>730617696
Like drinking coffee through a Malteaser.
>>730617828
But Im only doing my job.
claimed again
Still here
and
>>730618013
Weird
>>730618036
Cute.
>A Foxxy claim
>>730618013
Whatever a Malteaser is
>>730617310
That reflection makes no sense I'm scared M-chan
>>730617010
Probably not maybe one one (you)
What should I get to drink tonight??!!
>>730617487
Oops I ment to sent that to >730616614 but it is true greed and self interest are the easiest things to predict so people with good personality are hard to control
>>730616614
people witch get Saintly are so hared to predict
We have made a paradox 0_o
>>730617566
Oh that pretty, but not a pretty as EXPLOSIONS
>>730617745
Yes I'm better thanks for asking ^_^
>>730618013
Well I guess there always has to be someone evil
Keep it moderate though
>>730618357
Get whisky. I like whisky
>>730618403
Then dont get a pet like that
>>730618357
Drink some milk, it's good for you
>>730618403
I'm secretly like Yoshikage Kira, I act like a very normal person, but I'm really a serial killer
The test never asked about that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEyXRmYKGco
>>730618163
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maltesers
>>730618110
Tasty though.
>>730618481
I only bulli those who deserve it.
>>730618639
https://youtu.be/MFix2ZMvpBw
>>730618507
>>730618556
That's a very Ty Cobb beverage. Idk if I can do that.
>>730618110
Yeah, Chomusuke is cute isn't he.
>>730618639
Libeccio is eye candy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QPFTB7GW4k
Imagine an anime about columbine except Eric and Dylan are girls and it has Yuri undertones
>>730618844
Uh I dont know either
>>730618876
The cat is cute but I was focusing on the cat hoodie Megu was wearing
>>730618656
Ooooh, Malted milk balls
Haven't had Malteasers, but I've had Hershey's equivalent
>>730618844
What?
>>730618403
everyone should use more EKUSUPLOSIONS
>>730619098
hehe, I know
>>730618656
Why did you call me Gremlin then :o
>>730619104
Ty Cobb would drink a pint of bourbon and milk every day
>>730619098
You win tomoko. Bourbon is it.
>>730619261
Does this please you
>>730619346
Because I was using that as a cute nickname. No need to get offended, I wasnt the first one to use it.
>>730619104
Maltesers are less sweet than the Hersheys, because Hersheys chocolate as a whole is sweeter.
>>730619261
Got to be sure.
>>730619440
Do I get a prize?
>>730618824
Yee.
>>730618824
So... are you going to buy it or something when it comes out?
>>730618507
Haha I was talking about controlling people pets are easy just give them food and/or fuss when they do something you like and punish them when there bad and there trains in no time
>>730618357
I think my reflection my be coming to life
>>730618556
I know right it didn't let me boast about my kills to >:l
>>730619261
They are one of the highest forms of art
KILL ALL TRANSGENDERS!!!
>>730619569
It's okay, haggy, I know that you love me
Whaaa I thought you were
>>730619576
>'no'
>>730619841
Kinda unnerving....But I know youd protect me.... Right??
>>730619440
Well, it's probably good for you...
I think
>>730619569
I prefer sweet chocolate, I can't stand dark
>>730619841
Wait, you've found out my identity
Killer Queen, Daisan no bakudan
BITS ZA DUSTO
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=I1ufeIurnpM
>>730619841
I meant people as pets.
>>730619979
So cute. Would bring Koume coffee or whatever in bed.
>>730620154
mmmmm i love this tomo pic
>>730620154
>!!!! Devil tomoko!! Would not repent/10 !!!
>>730619992
I don't think it is. He had stomach cancer and was insane. But I think it just helps kill the burn. But so does almost any beverage
>>730620481
>>730620529
I can be your angle or your debil
>>730619761
Yeeeeeeeeee
>>730619971
Nope. Pretty sure someone else pointed it out.
>>730619992
Still a sweet milk choc, just not as sweet as Hersheys.
>>730619979
Of Course I would you my little one Koume
>>730619992
I know all no Identities are safe from me
>>730620154
Ah I see what you mean now. I don't know humans tend to eat a lot and require a lot of attention
>>730619967
I like where this is going.
>>730620734
Oh well I'm curious what's gonna be next
Goodnight everyone.
I'll go to bed.
>>730620790
Yeah but they make good pets
>>730620860
Night
>>730620860
Gute Nacht Megu
Does lulu count? :3
beep bep boop
>>730620529
Then don't drink the liquor with it
Just have some milk
>>730620734
The same company makes M&M's I think
So It's pretty good, I don't really eat chocolate all that often
>>730620790
My Killer Queen has no weakness
https://youtu.be/fiwcZ0pg3xM
>>730621025
go to sloop
>>730621025
https://youtu.be/QsQ3BvVAFjg
>>730621013
Looks like they count to me. Bonus points if they are an actual count
>>730621013
I'd say so.
Lulu is pretty cool. Too bad she's got like 5 lines in the entire game . . .
>>730621138
Go beep yourself.
>>730621172
BEEP BEP
>>730621334
Go beep me yourself
>>730621334
5 Lines is all I need.
>>730620633
Probably both.
>>730620790
Yeaaaa murdering together!!!
>>730621688
Nah I cant be a good debil
>>730620920
Well you can teach them a lot of different tricks.I wonder what should I should get?
>>730621070
Everything has a weakness even if it is not physical
>>730621688
It is great fun with a friend
Night.
>>730622277
I dont know. You want a boy or girl?
>>730622536
Goodnight
>>730620734
Neat. I won't be purchasing it since I can't afford to buy music sadly.
>>730621013
Tetsuya Nomura loves his belts.
>>730622536
Cпакойной ночи.
>>730621025
Boo-boo
>>730621070
I bought a milk shake....And bourbon. So you both win foxy-chan
>>730622177
The idea is quite humorous to me
>P..p..please g-g-get in the iron....maiden.
>>730622277
Your face is so cute.
>>730621688
Murder you say
>first panel
>>730621070
Fair enough.
>>730620856
You dont need further bulli.
>>730622277
Gold Experience Requiem doesn't
>>730622763
A milkshake isn't exactly healthy, but ok
"The best treatment for a hangover is more alcohol!"
>>730622972
No I don't but I will get
>>730623141
Wise words from holo.
>>730623040
It isn't...But some would say neither is milk....I usually call those people, idiots.
>>730622566
Boys are pretty easy to deal with but girls are cuter, I think I will go with a girl
>>730622763
Your everything is so cute
>>730623040
Hmmm ok I will except that.. for now
>>730621439
No thanks.
>>730621622
It really should have been at least 5 more though...
>>730622763
beep-boop
>>730623141
That's not always an option, but when it is, it's pretty effective!
Get ready, Ai is going to yell at us!
>>730623602
Effectively booped
>>730623599
Thank you.
I completely blame anything that is going to happen tonight SOLELY on tomoko
>>730623141
I can not recommend nor approve such a behaviour
>>730623602
Aw why not
you meant hug with beep, right
It actually is not
Also no yelling
>>730623770
But it's ok
~voosh~
Hey Faggots, My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook. Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening. Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch
>>730623434
Milk isn't unhealthy, but it is for white supremacists
So I say drink that liquid racism!
>>730623599
At least nothing has an ability as useless as Yuno's Future Diary
Go back to Waifu board. This is /b/ board. You posted in the wrong swamp.
Hey Faggots, My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook. Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening. Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch
>>730623770
Looks like I'm about to be effectively bitten
Poor Tomoko...
>>730623855
Go have a drink Ai, relax, have a good time for once.
>>730622763
I Wouldnt mind that at all
>>730623770
Why?
>>730623599
How about both?
>>730624119
>Cuteness +5
>Privilege +5
>Aryanhood +10
>Adorableness -stat maxed-
Seriously. Stop spamming the good threads out of /b. Your jap trash is flooding the market and dwindling my stocks. Faggots.
Hey Faggots, My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook. Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening. Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch
Cucks
....
....
Literal scum
>>730624297 see >>730623867
Don't worry... Unless you want nibbles???
>>730624430
You suggested the drink of choice. You shall be to blame.
>>730624297
I had some nice Apricot juice, can recommend
>>730623770
Why blame tomoko are you going to go on a rampage?
>>730624119
At least yuno can sit down is it even positional for your waifu to do that with that many tails?
>>730624430
No because then they may try and bread and 2 is just so much work
>>730625046
That has yet to be determined.
>>730624583
But Ran isn't Aryan, her eyes are yellow
And she's technically enslaved by Yukari
But still a cute
>>730625046
Yes, do you not understand how tails work?
They just continue from the spine, near the top of the pelvis
>>730624842
I wouldn't stop a cute from nibbling on me.
>>730624884
It would probably be even nicer with some vodka in it . . .
Hey Faggots, My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook. Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening. Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch
>>730624842
Nibble me and yeah but you are the one who is drinking it.
>>730625046
Thats why you just take the guys balls away and its all good
where the sissy white boys at?
>>730625553
Well that's why you need to drink more WP milk.
>>730625574
>
>>730625915
kill yourself
>>730625783
Anon from yesterday?
>>730625516
you better not do anything to get tomo in trouble
>>730625574
Nono, that would ruin it
Going to bed, you should too
>>730626004
There isn't a dildo large enough to disembowel myself on.
>>730626011
was I here yesterday? I don't remember shit
Hey Faggots, My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook. Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening. Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch
BEGONE
.
. THOT
>>730625937
I think Ran has plenty of milk
If you know what I mean
>>730626053
It wouldnt be my fault
>>730626199
I dont know you might have been.
>>730626285
>>730626412
spooky I need to write down where I wonder into
what did I post if you remember?
You will flee the Ho/b/y Land. DEUS VULT. You will FALL! FOR THE /b/INAL SOLUTION IS A RIGHTEOUS CAUSE!
Hey Faggots, My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook. Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening. Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch
Goodnight everyone, take care.
>>730625937
>hands in sweater/10
I want Taiga Koume cosplay, and Taiga nibbles. I guess there are some things I'll never have.
>>730626073
Nights Ai, going to bed in a couple minutes myself.
>>730626716
Night.
>>730625516
Well remember to Invite me if you do
>>730625553
I can't insult waifus for shit -_-
>>730625760
Nah I think I just want a girl but I'm still not shor what coulor
Concede saracens
Hey Faggots, My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook. Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening. Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch
>>730626380
Woah-oh-ho-ho-hooo yeaaa.
>>730626053
I think tomoko is right.... anything that happens is because of my doing. Much like everything I do.
>>730626610
Well I just figured since someone was looking for sissy boys but I could be wrong
>>730627007
Get one and dress them like yuno or something
>>730626412
>filename
they might try to pin it on you though
You will fall. All of you. You have your own boards for cancer. Now go. Shooh.
Hey Faggots, My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook. Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening. Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch
>>730627007
yellow is best color
>>730627124
I love Finland
>>730627205
Nah that would be silly. I told them to drink whisky not break the law
>>730627174
manga images too?
can you quote me on the words I used? if it was me.
>>730627007
Especially not one so perfect
>>730627114
O-oh, DFC is fine too
I guess
If you're into that kinda stuff
>>730627007
First choice on speed dial.
>>730627553
DFCs.....yes.
All trash. These threads reek of shit.
Hey Faggots, My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook. Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening. Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch
>>730627809
Is Koume even considered flat?
I mean she is...
>13
Why don't you have a seat right over there?
>>730627537
I dont remember exactly just someone looking for sissys
Just kill yo selves on over to the ACTUAL WAIFU BOARD
Hey Faggots, My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook. Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening. Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch
>>730628400
sounds like me but I don't remember, so are you one?
Cancer. All of you. GET OFF /b/ FAGS
Hey Faggots, My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook. Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening. Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch
>>730628625
Nice pic.
>>730628040
Flat!!?? Surely you must be mistaken.
>>730629191
playing hard to get? or just a plain no?
>>730627174
Sounds like a plan to me also I'm off good night
>>730627553
I don't know how to respond good night
>>730627809
Aw thank you bby, I'm off to bed now good night
Claiming my darling vampire wife, Takanashi Hikari.
>>730629292
I dunno, her chest is only 65 cm around
>>730629707
Goodnight
Cuck off ya queers
Hey Faggots, My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook. Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening. Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch
>>730629344
Not sure. Nice pic again
>>730629707
Night yuno
>>730629959
I like that answer, nice answer
Checking in
Whoa man. That was a rush of orders.
>>730629707
Already! Good night Murder-chan
>>730629879
I've known her for 5 years so she's 18....or not...who knows.
What in Davy Jones’ locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I’ll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I’ve led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o’ swag. I’ll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o’ pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o’ monsoon that’ll wipe ye off the map. You’re sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o’er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o’ the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I’ll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o’ the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn’t, ye didn’t, and now ye’ll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I’ll shit fury all over ye and ye’ll drown in the depths o’ it. You’re fish food now, lad.
>>730630160
Good that you do.
>>730630326
Hi Rikka
>>730630389
Been crushing on Tomoko since highschool. She is older than a freshman at this point
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>730630332
what kind of food do you serve ?
>>730630389
Apparently Koume's smaller than Yoshino from Date A Live
So she's a confirmed loli
>>730630531
what makes you say that?
Wot the fok did ye just say 2 me m8? i dropped out of newcastle primary skool im the sickest bloke ull ever meet & ive nicked ova 300 chocolate globbernaughts frum tha corner shop. im trained in street fitin’ & im the strongest foker in tha entire newcastle gym. yer nothin to me but a cheeky lil bellend w/ a fit mum & fakebling
You cant fight back.
Hey Faggots, My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook. Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening. Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch
Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the “loser,” and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round. I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world. Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment. When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc., Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A., along with a 3×5 card reading, “Please use this M&M for breeding purposes.” This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this “grant money.” I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion. There can be only one.
>>730630326
heya rikka
That’s it, I’m done. Fuck this chat. It’s devolved into a mass of retarded copy pastes and face spam. The quality of twitch chat has been declining for a while, but this is the last straw. That’s it. I’m done. I’m uninstalling the internet, chopping off my dick and moving to fucking Antarctica, at least the bacteria there will be fucking smarter discourse
>>730630657
Because you probably wont get a different one.
Hey Faggots, My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook. Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening. Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch
>>730631232
a yes could be just the thing I was looking for, but if you aren't then a no would be the right one. unless you think otherwise
DO IT, just DO IT! Don’t let your dreams be dreams. Yesterday, you said tomorrow. So just. DO IT! Make. your dreams. COME TRUE! Just… do it! Some people dream of success, while you’re gonna wake up and work HARD at it! NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE!You should get to the point where anyone else would quit, and you’re not gonna stop there. NO! What are you waiting for? … DO IT! Just… DO IT! Yes you can! Just do it! If you’re tired of starting over, stop. giving. up.
>>730630585
Smaller then YOSHINO!! I knew I picked a winner when I saw this photo.
Basically the first photo I ever remember seeing...and it struck me like literally an arrow
Ye jap fags
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>>730630531
Heya qt
>>730630848
Hey Shino, whats good friends???
>>730632027
why does she have an eye patch?
i'm new to anime
>>730631426
Im not sure
>>730632027
How are you Rikka
Tomo
>>730632263
good enough for me
gives hope and dreams
thanks now I have to go get wasted again
>>730632377
Have fun.
Tomo
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